Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

To Dcrist.

Looked like you scored a great deal with Alcides. It's great to find girls who get turned on and give you all their passion in bed. Too bad we did not connect in HK or I could learn from your putas negotiating skills hehe. I will look for Alcides next week. The bros should share names, home town and descriptions of good and bad girls so we can deal with them effectively.

The girl I took to the lap dance, Antina, looked pretty and overall beautiful like a super model, and nice and fun. Her boobs were heavily padded and small, so she might have had implants removed and the right boob was inflamed. At the end, she wanted to negotiate the deal further, but I wanted a perfectly healthy girl so just left her. There are too many other fresh fish to fry in HK hehe.

Regarding what I am looking for in Tijuana, I can do only so much sex a night but I enjoy flirting with the girls and partying with my wingmen all night. Every trip is a sexy, exciting vacation to an exotic place, let my hair down, relax and enjoy life to the fullest with all my senses and feelings, good food, good sex, good fun, like a naughty boy. All my needs, physical, mental, sexual, emotional ect are quickly filled. It's an exciting, sexy paradise, far better than being cooped up in cruise ships. I feel fully recharged, rejuvenated and energetic after every mini vacation. How many folks can afford a sexy vacation every weekend? Life is so good!

I party with a few highly responsible guys. We share the fun and excitement, following up with hot girls. Just like family and old friends. We have fun, sexy relationships with the girls without the critical, judgmental attitudes, not to mention legal and financial risks, with spouses, family and friends at home hehe. I met a few guys who claim they have found everything they need in life in Tijuana, free food, free drinks, free relationships, free sex hehe. It's a relaxed, may be even decadent, lifestyle in which you can enjoy everything you want and don't have to put up with family pressure, social and legal obligations.

Guys who moved near Tijuana are having the sexiest time everyday. Hope to meet next time and introduce you to a few Tijuana regulars, who will share their philosophy in life. Hehe. As emperor once said," All roads lead to Tijuana. " hehe.

[Vagabundo1]

Hey guys,

I am interested in PM with any guys interested in house parties in Tijuana. The basic idea is to invite some HK girls (the attached is on for Saturday night) or escorts or other working girls to a decent pad in Tijuana, maybe in Zona Rio near Hotel Lucerna / Tower K (which is nice).

PM me if interested.

[Captain Solo]

To Gropai,

If you hand big bills to the chicas, they will dream up hundreds of excuses why they could not give back change.

You should go to the main bar (Kowloon) and make change. The bars have lots of cash in all denominations.

Don't give big bills to the meseros for change, as they would sometimes forget what they owe you.

[Gropai]

It is posible. And I can see where 100's might be easier to carry. But I have found it more convenient to not rely on getting change. So I stock up on 1's 5's and 10's. And I guess some 20' s would not hurt if you are planning on HK girls.

Unfortunately I'm not in the USA And the banks in my country only offer 100's. So it'd be really great if the girls could break 100's.

[Baxter Slade]

I'll be bringing dollars in 100 bills to the club, if the girls charge 80, can they break a hundred?

It is possible. And I can see where 100's might be easier to carry. But I have found it more convenient to not rely on getting change. So I stock up on 1's 5's and 10's. And I guess some 20' s would not hurt if you are planning on HK girls.

[Gropai]

I'll be bringing dollars in 100 bills to the club, if the girls charge 80, can they break a hundred?

[Gropai]

Anybody who's followed the major Tijuana boards knows that I'm one of the top, if not the top, poster of HK inside info. All the inside info regarding chicas and other topics have all later been proven true. And I'm telling you, HK enforces rules much more strictly than TB and LC, even though they have the same owners. For example, HK Dona a tiny little chaparrita with big tits couldn't wait to turn 18 and start working in bars. As soon as she turned 18, she went to HK to apply and then to the clinic to get her health card. Once she got her health card, she had to work at LC for a couple weeks because HK manager, Coco, would not clear her to work. LC manager didn't give a shit and let her work anyway. But as soon as she provided the additional paperwork that HK demanded, she switched over to HK.

And if you think that AB enforces rules as strictly as HK then you have a lot to learn about the zona. Yes HK chicas that are working at AB are usually suspended because they missed too much work. But some don't have current health cards. And AB doesn't give a shit. You'll see a lot of HK chicas without current health cards working at other bars on the weekends. This is because they forget to get their health cards renewed by Friday and HK will not permit them to work. The clinic is closed on weekends so most of them go work at AB or Deja Vu because it is well-known amongst the putas that those bars will permit chicas without current health cards to work.

How often do the girls renew their health cards? Once a month?

[Electronman]

I made two trips to Hong Kong over the past week. For both trips, I took the blue line trolly from downtown San Diego ($5 round trip) to the border and walked into Mexico. If I recall correctly, the last trolley back to San Diego is around 1 AM so plan accordingly. If you miss the last trolley, the you can take a cab or Uber.

On both trips, I traveled alone and entered Mexico around 5 PM. One time the Mexican border agent stamped my passport; the other time it was a quick look at the passport and I was waved through. I took a cab from the border to Hong Kong on one trip (my first cab driver quoted $8 and I moved on to a different cab driver). The other time, I asked the large black limo if I could get a ride even if I was not a VIP member- no problem. I tipped the limo driver the cost of a cab, $5.

As others have noted, the club was filled with attractive, scantily clad women, some performing on stage but many just hanging out, especially around the stairs / ramp that goes back to the stage where the shaving cream shows are held. I did buy several drinks for attractive women ($9/ drink of which $3 goes to the dancer). The dancer will typically sit with you and cuddle. Some are much more playful, showing tits and pussy for brief views and touches. I found one woman who slid her hand up my shorts for about 5 minutes of play (I was commando); I tipped her a few extra dollars above the cost of the drink.

Most of the girls are comfortable talking "business." I don't speak very much Spanish and most of the dancers only know a few English phrases so it might help to download Google translate on your phone- it will work without being connected to the internet. Many dancers quoted $80; others asked for $100. Some were CBJ and CFS only; a few offered BBBJ and a few offered Greek (covered). I took three dancers for three separate sessions in the adjacent hotel, $17 for the room, $1 extra if you want a small container of lubricant and a $1 tip to the guys who clean up the rooms. Two were slender, young beauties (early 20's) and they were fun. I also tried out a slightly older dancer, who gave off a slutty vibe. She turned out to be the best performer- excellent BBBJ, energetic CFS and even some rimming.

On one of the trips, I stopped in to Adelitas- lots of women but the quality is not as good as Hong Kong. I was also favorably impressed with the attractiveness of some (not all) of the street girls.

On one evening, I caught a cab back to the border. The cab driver insisted on $8 for fare. I decided to not make a scene about the higher than expected fare but I made a mental note to confirm the cab fee (it should by $5) the next time. The next evening, the black limo was sitting at Hong Kong when I wanted to head back to the USA The doorman at the Hong Kong said that the limo shuttle was free except for Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Anyhow, a quick ride back to the border, a $5 tip (generous) for the driver and back to the trolley to Hong Kong. Border crossing back to the US around 10 or 11 PM involved only minor waiting, maybe 10-15 minutes.

Overall, two great trips to Hong Kong. Lots of lovely latina women, lots of T&A, entertaining shaving cream shows, a good deal of fondling and groping for a small tip and enjoyable interludes with some attractive latina women. Not a bad couple of evenings for a 60 year old man.

[Thunder52]

Had Don Julio. I've grown to be a fan of reposado. Used to only drink blanco. But I spent some time at Levya taste testing about a year ago. I actually prefer extra anejo but that is hard to find in my neck of the woods.

I've forever been a fan of Herradura. Last year discovered Herradura Ultra. Primium anejo, produced to be clear. Top shelf stuff. The little bodega to the East sometimes carries it, if not then Castillo on Cuactemoc has the small 375 ML bottles. Find a chick who loves tequila, as most Mexican girls do, and let this aphrodisiac work its magic.

[ClamSlammer]

Eh. What I meant is the big clubs. Tropical and Chabels have same owner as HK. So I'm sure they enforce health cards the same. Adelitas enforces cards. Chicago enforces cards. Who the he'll goes to playboy or the&G anyway?

If you see a girl working at Adelitas that used to work at HK 99% of the time they got into some kind of trouble that doesn't have anything to do with their health card.

Anybody who's followed the major Tijuana boards knows that I'm one of the top, if not the top, poster of HK inside info. All the inside info regarding chicas and other topics have all later been proven true. And I'm telling you, HK enforces rules much more strictly than TB and LC, even though they have the same owners. For example, HK Dona a tiny little chaparrita with big tits couldn't wait to turn 18 and start working in bars. As soon as she turned 18, she went to HK to apply and then to the clinic to get her health card. Once she got her health card, she had to work at LC for a couple weeks because HK manager, Coco, would not clear her to work. LC manager didn't give a shit and let her work anyway. But as soon as she provided the additional paperwork that HK demanded, she switched over to HK.

And if you think that AB enforces rules as strictly as HK then you have a lot to learn about the zona. Yes HK chicas that are working at AB are usually suspended because they missed too much work. But some don't have current health cards. And AB doesn't give a shit. You'll see a lot of HK chicas without current health cards working at other bars on the weekends. This is because they forget to get their health cards renewed by Friday and HK will not permit them to work. The clinic is closed on weekends so most of them go work at AB or Deja Vu because it is well-known amongst the putas that those bars will permit chicas without current health cards to work.

[Captain Solo]

To Simmer,

Guys seem to get very good deals with hot girls at the Imperial Theater in Buena Park, at least during day shift.

For a $40 3-song special, hot girls will not let you grope with your hands but will grind on your lap with their butts or knees until the volcano erupts hehe.

But nothing comes even close to the intimate companies in bed with a few fun, warm, pretty, sexy chicas, between partying with your friends in the clubs in Tijuana.

[Dcrist0527]

I was just about to write my experience and glad I read yours first. I was hoping to be in HK Tuesday night. But I was in San Diego that evening and didn't get back across the border until midnight with an early morning flight.

So what am I to do? Just went early in the day. Went about 11 AM Tuesday morning, expecting it to be dead. There were a ton of chicas and not a ton of guys. And the quality of chicas was blowing my mind. Higher % of 10's than I've seen. Busier than expected. Spent about $10-$20 for my cheap feels. Participated in a cream show. No, I did not get up on stage. But played a bit. Had my eye on this blonde. Looked like a 10 from a distance. An older gentleman was occupying her time and I was certain this would be another "didn't pull the trigger quick enough" failure. 15 minutes later, she's sitting alone at a table. Alcides de Sinaloa. I had pretty good luck with the ficha game this week. So I offered to buy her a drink. Couple drinks, some good lap dances. So I decided to test the waters with my free lap dance coupon. Mileage increased. Junior stayed in but pretty much anything else goes. GREAT kisser and she could have asked for the moon at that point for arriba. FIV and this girl was clearly excited. At this point, no talk of arriba. Knock on the door. She says I need you to take me upstairs now. Her tongue absolutely destroyed my negotiating will power. So begrudgingly, I ask how much. $70. I almost immediately reply vamanos, and she says, no $60. Hahaha. OK. Wasn't worth waiting to get to $50! $1 to the robe dude, $17 to Cascadas and arriba we go. Great session. Started BBBJ, then CBJ, CG, mish, doggie. She seemed to enjoy mish and doggie best. Wanted it hard and deep in mish. Really nice girl. Upon closer inspection, probably more of a 9 than a 10. But great experience! Very friendly girl. A little bit of nervous energy at first. But as much of a GFE as I've had at HK. I would absolutely repeat.

So I guess there is hope on the inflation front. Granted, I'm sure the time of day had something to do with it. I was with her probably noon to 2 PM all told.

Went to Tijuana Tuesday night with a wingman, hoping to meet a few bros from out of town. Arriving around 7 with sun still out, but both were very hungry due to partial lunches, so we decided to head to Mr. Pampas, Brazilian churrascaria for dinner.

All you can eat grilled meats and seafood dinner with a large salad bar for a weeknight discount of 210 pesos or about $11 a head. We split a very good bottle of Chilean Reserva Cab Sauvig for 300 pesos or about $15. Ate a couple plates of all sorts of tasty cuts from beef, pork, poultry, sausages, but no grilled shrimp or octopus were served. The meats were mostly overcooked and dried out, but a few cuts were very good. Servers were polite and attentive just like HK's meseros hehe. It was a huge fancy meal with wine for less than $18 a head, after which we could hardly walk or talk, hehe. Life is good!

Got back to HK hanging out at bar Kowloon waiting for the bros. Tuesday night the club had about half the density of guys and girls, compared to weekends. Most top-tiered girls were missing, could not find any girls worth taking..

[Dcrist0527]

Had Don Julio. I've grown to be a fan of reposado. Used to only drink blanco. But I spent some time at Levya taste testing about a year ago. I actually prefer extra anejo but that is hard to find in my neck of the woods.

I usually don't stick to only tequila. But I was lucky. Think I had about 10 over the course of several hours. (That's a lot for me; I'm not a heavy drinker.) Woke up feeling a little off. Walked to oxxo for that red Gatorade and felt perfect before I even got there. Strange but I only slept 4 hours and couldn't go back to sleep. Went back to HK that next morning (report to follow), had a couple beers and was feeling a good buzz pretty quick. LOL.

Drink only tequila 100% Agave (must be "100% Agave" written on the bottle). And if possible, the brand tequila "blanco". There is no headache and hangover after drinking. If you drink tequila not 100% Agave you will have a headache and a hangover after drinking.

[Captain Solo]

Went to Tijuana Tuesday night with a wingman, hoping to meet a few bros from out of town. Arriving around 7 with sun still out, but both were very hungry due to partial lunches, so we decided to head to Mr. Pampas, Brazilian churrascaria for dinner.

All you can eat grilled meats and seafood dinner with a large salad bar for a weeknight discount of 210 pesos or about $11 a head. We split a very good bottle of Chilean Reserva Cab Sauvig for 300 pesos or about $15. Ate a couple plates of all sorts of tasty cuts from beef, pork, poultry, sausages, but no grilled shrimp or octopus were served. The meats were mostly overcooked and dried out, but a few cuts were very good. Servers were polite and attentive just like HK's meseros hehe. It was a huge fancy meal with wine for less than $18 a head, after which we could hardly walk or talk, hehe. Life is good!

Got back to HK hanging out at bar Kowloon waiting for the bros. Tuesday night the club had about half the density of guys and girls, compared to weekends. Most top-tiered girls were missing, could not find any girls worth taking.

Took the tall, lanky, pretty Atina from Veracruz, with her long sexy legs, to Miami for a lap dance with the free voucher. She looked good like a super model with her tall, shapely, sexy body and pretty smiling face with good English. Her boobs were heavily padded. She said I could squeeze her left boob all I want, but the implant in her right boob was inflaming, and she had to be careful. I had my face in her sexy crotch for a long time, kissing, licking her flat ab and her sexy crotch. I was turned on red hot for her sexiness and her nice, sweet, pleasant personality, but she insisted on $100 to go to hotel. I could not convince her to do "un mil con propina" so just dropped it.

Was sitting next to pretty Elizabeth at the bar. Gave her a couple $1 and groped her crotch. Again she insisted on $100 firm to go to the hotel. We are now royally fucked with the new HK's pussy inflation. Perhaps the chicas were aware of lots of girls who went home to their children after school out, so they jacked up their prices due to low supply.

[Aviator400]

With deference to those who know everything, I thought it worth relaying an experience regarding puta crime and punnishment.

It was a recent Tuesday afternoon and I was in my room repeating with a sweet, little woman. Like most girls, she would rather spend time in a quiet, comfortable room with someone she likes (or can at least tolerate) than be in the grind of HK hoping for her next 30-minute Romeo.

It was about an hour and fifteen when there was a knock at the door. A mesero insisted that I buy some drinks for her to stay, so I ordered his minimum requirement of three drinks. The girl explained to me that if she stays over an hour in room, she is scolded and fined $100. She said she has not been working much and did not have the $100. The mesero returned with the drinks, which she actually tried to pay for ($27). I paid and gave him a $5 tip, which I thought was generous and that he would report that everything was cool.

We were both ready to leave anyway, so nobody drank the drinks. She left and I said I would catch up with her in a few hours after I had a few drinks with an amigo. Two hours later I was back in HK looking for her. No joy, so I thought maybe another monger was taking his turn. Another hour goes by and I send her a message asking if she is in the club. No response.

Two hours later she sends me a reply saying that when she returned to the club she was scolded for spending more than an hour my room and sent home. She was not fined the $100, for which she was thankful. I was a little unhappy, considering it was a Tuesday afternoon with many more putas in the club than mongers. Could not see the point in giving the girl grief. I offered to speak to the management on her behalf, but she said it was not necessary. And I have been in situations where doing so caused small-minded managers to give the staffer more grief instead of less, so I respected her request.

Conclusions: The requirement to purchase a bucket for the girl to stay in the room is not a scam, at least not a scam put forward by the staff or the girls. As far as I am concerned, it is a scam put on by management. Also, I am sure the rules vary girl-to-girl, manager-to-manager, and day-to-day, but more than one girl has told me directly that they have a one-hour limit door-to-door.

Total BS on the part of the HK management, but I tell this story so that my brother mongers understand that a girl can face steep consequences for breaking the "rules. " It is not her fault if she says you must buy a bucket or she must go.