Berlin

[Kool Kid]

Hi guys,

Will be in Berlin soon and my firm has booked a 4 star hotel but just for 1 person. I am going to meet a girl (not a professional escort, just knew her and helping her with money as well), would the hotel allow me to have a guest for the night (even if I pay for extra guest), or maybe for few hours in the evening. Anyone has experience with star hotels in Berlin if they are cool with this. The girl is pretty classy (not like prostitute etc) so I am hoping they won't mind. Any inputs will be very helpful.

[Milfotronic]

So I finally ended up in Berlin. After arrival I took the bus from Tegel to Charlottenburg. It was around 5 pm, local time. Before even checking into the hotel I wanted to check out a brothel on Kaiser-Friedrichstrasse 51. I had found a Chinese 'massage parlor' on Berlin Intim with pictures of somewhat hot Chinese girls. I rang the doorbell and after a minute a short but cute girl in a sexy dress opened the door. She quickly rushed me into a small room without me having had the time to speak a word. Inside the room I could see her clearly and she wasn't as young as she had appeared, probably around 30. She wasn't bad looking and had big tits. Her ass was typically East Asian though, all flat. But as she was standing pretty close I could smell her terrible breath, a real turn-off. I asked her if there were other girls around and she replied they were busy with customers. She left the room and came back with some dude in his late 40's or 50's, obviously her pimp. He spoke zero English but she translated for him. He said several girls would be available the following day. I left and had no intention of coming back.

I checked into the hotel not far from Kudamm. The room was really cramped. Another negative. The staff was quite helpful though and the breakfast was good. I spent the first evening looking for more working girls online. Artemis came to mind but due to all the complaints and bad reviews on ISG I didn't feel it was worth spending E80 just to get in and maybe get disappointed. I understand the place is dominated by Romanians chicks and I've had enough experiences with them. I found a few hotties on different pages such as Omello and Kaufmich. I called one up. Her name was Aneta and her profile said she was Polish and 33 yo. On the pics she looked like a 25-yo babe with see-cups. She spoke decent English and said she was staying short time in Berlin. She charged 100/ HR. I said I was interested but for the following day. She said it was ok and asked what time I'the like to see her. We made an appointment for noon the next day.

After falling asleep early I woke early. I felt the summer heat of Berlin, almost disgusting. After breakfast I washed myself and went out for a walk. A few minutes from the hotel I bought a latte at Starbucks. It's like McDonald's, it tastes the same wherever in the world you are. It was still early and I strolled up and down Kudamm just having a look. The beauty of Berlin is that it never gets crowded, you can walk around in the city center without feeling harassed or annoyed by crowds of people pushing you like in most metropolitan cities. Same thing on the commuter trains, or S-Bahn, there are never insane crowds. Time was getting close to 10 and I sent an SMS to Aneta: "Can I show up earlier?" After I few minutes she replied: "Is 11.30 good for you?" I said ok and went to the subway. She was working out of an apt on the other side of town, near Ostkreutz. After a few stops on the subway I changed to the Ringbahn at Jungfernheide. When I finally found the address I waited for the time to pass at a shopping mall nearby. At 11.30 I called her up and she gave me the the exact floor and name. When she opened the door her age was accurate, around mid-30's. She was wearing a thin bathrobe that revealed her underwear and bare breasts. We exchanged a few words and she asked me to take a shower. Back in the room she took off everything and exposed her fleshy body, a classic Polish woman: big fleshy ass and big tits. She asked how much time I wished and I suggested 2 hrs. She reacted harshly and said no: either 30 minutes or one full hour. She said she had a private life too and couldn't spend the day having sex. I was like: "Oh, really?" After this 'intro' I just hoped things wouldn't get worse.

Her tits were the best part and were the first thing I 'attacked', sucking on them for several minutes. In spite of an uninspiring BJ she was as horny as I was and the fucking that followed was as hot as the summer heat. She preferred the regular lying-on-the-back, even if we tried all positions. Her body was great, I grabbed her big tits and thick thighs, and her big ass was gorgeous to watch and grab in doggy style. She didn't approve of anal sex but OK' the licking her asshole. I fucked her tits too in Spanish style. I was surprised in the end that she accepted CIM without extra cost. That was a bonus. My cock was full of juice after several days without coming and her mouth was flooded with my sperm. I'd say the sex was worth the money and I left quite satisfied even though she wasn't the most charming person. The day after I tried to call her up again but the number wasn't working. Maybe she had left town already. I spent the rest of my time in Berlin doing shopping and eating cheap food.

Sex: 8/10.

Body: 8/10.

Face: 7/10.

Personality: 7/10.

[BreezyHome]

Hey,

Can anyone comment on a good duo experience here? I'm not expecting like fully interactivity or anything.

[Max #01]

I have never been to a brother in Berlin (or in general). Is it usually allowed to come multiple times in those 40/60 minutes?

It usually depends on the brother. If he enjoys your company or the money, you can come twice.

If the service is unusual cheap, then the chance is big, that the action just stops for you at this point.

But better ask and make it clear upfront. It is an individual decision and some just offer a massage or send you in the bathroom, as soon as you are finished.

I'm almost certain that Mattegetra's computer or smartphone has an auto-correct spell checker that turned "brothel" into "brother. " I hope this my clear up the question he's asking.

[Eszpresszo]

I have never been to a brother in Berlin (or in general). Is it usually allowed to come multiple times in those 40/60 minutes?

If you are looking for a "warm" brother, then you will find plenty in Berlin.

[TeFab456]

Thanks for that, for some reason I did not have Stella bookmarked, probably because the site looks so similar to Aston. I'll consider doing Aston if I need some fun at 10 am on a Sunday.

There is actually three of them: Stella and Aller in Neuklln and Aston in Schneberg. Aston is 24/7. All of the are recommended for cleanliness and general civility. Ladies will be generally rather over 30, with some twen exceptions mostly at Aston. Half an hour is 50, which is already sort of an indulgence, it appears many clients come for the 20 min service.

[Downandup]

Well there is Aston and Stella, which are apparently under the same ownership. Website: https://aston-berlin.de/.

Thanks for that, for some reason I did not have Stella bookmarked, probably because the site looks so similar to Aston. I'll consider doing Aston if I need some fun at 10 am on a Sunday.

[Piefke]

I have never been to a brother in Berlin (or in general). Is it usually allowed to come multiple times in those 40/60 minutes?

It usually depends on the brother. If he enjoys your company or the money, you can come twice.

If the service is unusual cheap, then the chance is big, that the action just stops for you at this point.

But better ask and make it clear upfront. It is an individual decision and some just offer a massage or send you in the bathroom, as soon as you are finished.

[Eszpresszo]

I'm visiting Berlin, the first weekend of August, what's available in the mornings from Friday through Sunday? I'm not into calling for an escort to come to my hotel at that time, it may have to be a dirty massage if I can't find anything else. Then again, a rest might be good as I'll be returning to Dusseldorf.

Well there is Aston and Stella, which are apparently under the same ownership. Website: https://aston-berlin.de/.

I visited Aston during my last trip, when it was out in the far end of Neukolln, in an ordinary apartment building. I presume the recent change in regulations for brothels is why they had to move to Schoneberg, which is going to be more convenient for most. Aston is apparently 24/7 action, whereas Stella kicks off at 9 am on weekdays and 11 am on weekends. When perusing this site, please note the hourly rates given under the "Preises" menu are for the room only. When you click on the profile for a particular girl, her prices will include the price for the room as well as her services. For under 100 Euros per a one hour session, this is pretty good and I'm happy to say that prices remain unchanged since I visited over two years ago.

My best experiences were from girls on Kaufmich.com, who are most likely to be ready to service you whenever they have an opening and you are ready to play. Freelancers will probably prefer to make some money first thing in the morning, as opposed to waiting around and hoping somebody calls them for a date in the evening.

[MatTegetra]

I have never been to a brother in Berlin (or in general). Is it usually allowed to come multiple times in those 40/60 minutes?

[Downandup]

I'm visiting Berlin, the first weekend of August, what's available in the mornings from Friday through Sunday? I'm not into calling for an escort to come to my hotel at that time, it may have to be a dirty massage if I can't find anything else. Then again, a rest might be good as I'll be returning to Dusseldorf.

[Gatsby67]

Hi Gatsby67,

Can you please tell us how it works there? Is this one on one only? What is the total cost and what is included?

Freudenhaus Hase, Neue Hochstrasse 45, Wedding, very near S-Bahnhof Humboldthain.

You enter a courtyard, The main building is on your left, rather obvious. Ring the buzzer and you will be let in. Many of the girls will be able to speak English (only a handful are actually German, most are Eastern European or Russian. The prices you can find on the website and vary a bit based on girl and service but are competitive and fair. Most services are available, but certainly not from all of the ladies. Sessions are generally one on one, and in private rooms. If you need a threesome, that can usually be arranged. There are about 10 or 11 rooms in the building. You can walk up and down the staircase and the available ladies will be standing outside, If you like one, you can go inside and ask about the services you would like. Check the website beforehand, it can answer many questions. If the lady doesn't provide what you a looking for, she might tell you which other lady you can ask. I find them generally friendly, even if you turn them down.

Personally I go here to relieve the pressure when necessary, "wham bam thank you ma'am" sort of action. I never stay more than 30 minutes and rarely leave unsatisfied. Main draw for me are the reasonable prices, and the convenient location.

[TeFab456]

Heading for Berlin tomorrow but starting to regret it already. Haven't decided where to go yet. I'm no regular at any place because since KD closed I haven't found something of similar quality. The last week I've probably called dozens of working girls of all ages, ranging from 20 yo to 55-60, from websites like Berlin Intim, Omello, Kaufmich and Erotic-Markt. None of them convinced me. No shit. The last girl I called was a 20-yo Alexandra on omello. De. She obviously didn't understand English and just said: "Ja. Jahaa?" Another funny one was a hottie on Asialadies. De. Her name is Linda and supposedly can be found in Treuenbrietzen, 1 HR away from Berlin. She is supposed to be Asian and looks Asian on the photos. When I connected with her on the phone she told me she's from Brazil. OK, goodbye, "Linda."

So since most private girls can't be trusted I'd probably head for some establishment. I have never experienced a FKK but don't find the concept very appealing. I'm afraid to spend E80 just to enter Artemis and then feel ripped-off once I'm inside. And after reading so many negative reviews I doubt I will try. So what's left is some brothel or Thai massage parlor. I've also looked at Chinese massage parlors and might give it a go. There is one called Ying Yang. I called them but same there: no English! Anyways, I have another 24 hours or so to make up my mind. Will sleep on it. Wish me good luck!

Cheers.

Coming to Berlin and not going to Artemis just because there is an entry fee and it needs some basic social skills to navigate there is a silly mistake in my opinion. FKK is the USP of the German speaking world, whoever did never attend one has no idea about the idea of paid sex in our times. This weekend the little heat wave ended, and unfortunately many ladies at Artemis tend to stay indoors regardless of weather, but the pool will still be a nice feature, and many chances are still to be had. Reading Pefke's sound entry I realize again how much of the pleasures of this field are tainted by weird expectations. For example it doesn't make sense at all (like in almost any city) to try to set up meetings while you are not even in town. This business is mostly on shorter notice, so after you have set up in your hotel or apartment then you can try to see what to do. As for etablissements I recommend Liberty or more milfy Stella, for more upscale incalls Allprivat, for hit and miss (but definitely some hits if you are not on the tightest of budgets) Kaufmich, or just simply Berlinintim, where all is laid out. I live in this city half of my year, and still find it great and full of opportunities.

[Piefke]

Heading for Berlin tomorrow but starting to regret it already.

I really cannot understand you, MF! Since about 1. 5 years you keeps complaining about your bad experiences in Berlin and even promised to never set foot into that city again. And now you start moaning, even before you touched down here? You obviously do not come for entertainment to Berlin, do you?

And to describe your fellow mongers as "guys (which) are easily entertained and settle for little" is just bad style in my opinion!

Isn't a bit strange, that you are the only normal one between all those weirdos?

If you have these constant bad experiences and your english is not accpeted, why not take it as a hint and search somewhere else for high quality english-spoken sex?

Or 'When in Rome do as the romans do' and brush up your german skills, to communicate to the romanian girls, which try everything to get around in Germany!

If looking you look for usual good service by mature women, you might contact the number behind "Alisa" (https://www.omello.de/modelle/003253.php) - usually russian ladies with good service in a shabby, but clean private apartment (you speak with the telephone lady. Do not know her english skills) near Bundesplatz (100 E /1 h). My experience was with Maerri (search for it) - great service!

Or try to contact Sinaida (https://www.omello.de/modelle/002192.php) - fit, confident, friendly woman, in and outcall, with very good unrushed service (150 E /1 h). She is no clock watcher, be kind to her, she will be nice to you! Do not know her english skills either.

[Milfotronic]

Heading for Berlin tomorrow but starting to regret it already. Haven't decided where to go yet. I'm no regular at any place because since KD closed I haven't found something of similar quality. The last week I've probably called dozens of working girls of all ages, ranging from 20 yo to 55-60, from websites like Berlin Intim, Omello, Kaufmich and Erotic-Markt. None of them convinced me. No shit. The last girl I called was a 20-yo Alexandra on omello. De. She obviously didn't understand English and just said: "Ja. Jahaa?" Another funny one was a hottie on Asialadies. De. Her name is Linda and supposedly can be found in Treuenbrietzen, 1 HR away from Berlin. She is supposed to be Asian and looks Asian on the photos. When I connected with her on the phone she told me she's from Brazil. OK, goodbye, "Linda."

So since most private girls can't be trusted I'd probably head for some establishment. I have never experienced a FKK but don't find the concept very appealing. I'm afraid to spend E80 just to enter Artemis and then feel ripped-off once I'm inside. And after reading so many negative reviews I doubt I will try. So what's left is some brothel or Thai massage parlor. I've also looked at Chinese massage parlors and might give it a go. There is one called Ying Yang. I called them but same there: no English! Anyways, I have another 24 hours or so to make up my mind. Will sleep on it. Wish me good luck!

Cheers.