Zurich

[Ovechkin08]

This forum tends to focus mainly on Globe so I though I would share a few thoughts on other options. I moved from London to Zug two years ago, so I have a fairly good lay of the land so to speak.

I generally use Aphrodisia, Globe, and finally the bars on Langstrasse for my punting. Starting with Aphrodisia, I think this place gets an unjustified bad rep on these boards. You can't really compare it to Globe as it's not an FKK club but rather a contact bar. Aphro generally caters to three types of customers: first you have the "after-work" crowd. These are mainly upper-class professionals (bankers, lawyers, business types, etc.) who work in the city and want a quick after-work fuck before heading back to the wife and kids in the Zurich suburbs around lake Zurich. For these guys the major selling point is convenience and not having to trek all the way out to Globe which can be pain if you work in the city. It's no coincidence that Aphro is located right beside UBS Asset Management's headquarters and numerous other banks and fund managers. The bar is often nicknamed the "banker brothel" and attracts loads of city-based bankers.

The second type of client is the "horny after-clubbing" crowd. These are the guys who pour into Aphro between 2 and 3 am looking for sex after a frustrating night out dealing with the ugly, frigid, unfeminine Swiss-German women. Many girls who work in the club make their living off the 2-3 am weekend slot as the guys coming in are drunk and horny and want sex.

The third type of client is the "party" crowd. I'm convinced that Aphro is just a front for drug dealing due to the volumes of cocaine that flow through that place. There is a lot of inherited wealth in Zurich and a lot of people with more money than sense. You often have guys who go to Aprho, book a room for the whole weekend, and take four or five girls and just party all weekend. It's not uncommon to hear of guys dropping 10-15 K in the club over such a weekend. Crazy money to me but alas, there is so much money in Zurich it doesn't surprise me anymore.

My general thoughts on Aprho vs. Globe. Aphro is great if you just want a good fuck after work and have no interest in changing into a bathrobe and wandering around for hours on end. It also has no entrance fee and drinks are free, so it provides great optionality in the sense that it costs nothing to just pop in and look at what's on offer. If you don't see anything you like just finish your drink and move on. I also like seeing girls in dresses and not just naked as it adds to the intrigue in my opinion. The negatives are that the price per punt is high at CHF 280/30 minutes, the atmosphere can be a bit weird with 30 girls just sitting at the bar and not being allowed to approach the clients. It can be weird when you're the only guy in the bar and 30 girls are staring at you seeing who, if anyone, you will pick. And finally, service levels can vary from great to average and I find the madams running the club don't really care if the service is bad as you've already paid the money. AT CHF280 per punt you can make an expensive mistake at this place!

Regarding Globe, I don't have much to add beyond what's already been written on these forms. I think it's a great club, but I have three issues with the place. First, the decision to promote public sex to attract perverts who want to pay CHF95 entry to walk around looking for public action is weird in my opinion. I mean if you want to watch sex just open your laptop and watch it for free online. I used to enjoy having a little kiss and a grope with a girl in public on a couch or in the kino before taking her up to the room. Now I find the minute you touch a girl out in the open a flood of mostly older men flocks over to you, like something out of an African safari documentary, to see if you plan to have full sex out in the open.

Secondly, I dislike that the club allows customers to book girls in advance for hours at a time. If I see a girl on the daily rota and I go to the club and don't see her for hours, it just irritates me. Part of the fun of going to brothels for me is the excitement of being surprised by seeing which girl on the daily rota looks the best and which catches my dicks' attention on that day. I understand the beüenzli nature of Swiss Germans (they hate surprises and unpredictability) but if you want to book a girl order an escort don't go to a brothel.

Finally, I find a lot of the girls in Globe have developed a princess attitude which stems from the actions of a small selection of customers. You get these guys who, either through stupidity or naivety, think that by throwing money at these girls that they're going to fall in love with them and start dating them in real life. After punting for a few years, you should know by now that these girls are just trying to get as much money out of each punter as possible. The odds of a sexy 20-year-old Romanian girl falling for a fat, balding, 40-year-old Swiss guy are 0%. Sure, plenty of girls will give you their number, plenty will message you on Whatsapp, and plenty will feign interest in meeting up outside of the club, but it's all just an act to reel you in and get you to spend more money on them. I typically send CHF400-500 per visit at Globe so I don't consider myself to be one of those cheapskates who saves up all month for his CHF140 dream fuck but even now I notice more and more girls who won't budge unless you are committed to buying her drinks and doing multi-hour sessions.

Okay, now on to Langstrasse. I will begin by saying that this is for those of you who like hunting for diamonds in the rough. 95% of the girls you see in the bars here will be ugly, old, and not worth your time or money. But, I have never not found a girl worth fucking and at CHF100/30 minutes it's a great bargain. The thing I like most about Langstrasse is the Latina women. After a while you get sick of banging stick skinny Romanians and want some tits and an ass to grab onto. You will find plenty of Colombians, Brazilians, and other LatAm types of all shapes and sizes. The best bars are Taco Bar and the Sonne. Entry fees range from free to CHF10 with a drink voucher and drinks are generally CHF10. The girls are free to negotiate their own prices and will even go home with you if you want an all-nighter. Obviously, the quality of girls is nothing like Globe or Aphro and hygiene can be poor and the rooms ugly but that's reflected in the prices. I wouldn't come to Zurich just to see this, might as well just go to Spain, but if you're here worth checking the places out.

[JohnyLondon]

Try also this, in my opinion is even better; very clean and elegant, great respect of privacy, very beautiful girls.

https://www.andana.ch/en/

However is not 100 sex free, there is always a happy (and mostly welcomed) ending LOL.

This is an interesting place I will share my opinion.

I decided to get a massage body to body with Demi one hour.

The place is clean, the girls actually have a nice body and are natural.

I do not like too much silicones.

Nice atmosphere, made a positive massage with a happy ending, smiling natural nice girl, nice body well groomed.

But I have an impression that there is no passion, everything is ok but still time is done.

Nice memory but it did not impress me. Certainly, compared to other places, it is worth attention. But finally I prefer independent masseuse, maybe someone knows some good and beauty masseuse?

[Sebastiane]

Nice reports Grebe!

[Lefeu]

I am a yearly visitor at the German FKKs, and I really like eye candy. Since I heard so much about Globe, I decided to give it a try.

A few weeks ago, I took the train from Frankfurt to Zurich. I had reserved a room at Acasa in Oerlikon. I sent them an email asking them how to get from Zurich HBF to the hotel, by public transport. They sent me a link to the time table for swiss trains, nice enough that the link sent me to the route Zurich-Oerlikon, but that was pretty useless for a first timer. I ended up taking a taxi from Zurich hbf to the hotel, at 40 CHF, Ouch!

It was a Sunday and I decided to take an Uber to Globe. On the way back, I asked folks at the club and a nice lady showed me how to walk to the Schwerzenbach station. Arriving at Oerlikon station late at night and not able to use my phone, I took a taxi to the hotel for close to 20 CHF, another Ouch. By the next day, I had figured out everything, except for how much to pay for a train ride. I also found out that my hotel was at 3 min walk to the train station.

I ended up visiting Globe every day for a total of 3 visits. I liked the club, as it has quite a bit of eye candy. I don't remember the name of the girls I sessioned with but they were pretty nice. I particularly liked their service, with BBBJ, DFK, DATY, and multiple positions. I was not rushed and was given the full 30 minutes every time. I liked that.

However, I am not sure yet whether I like Globe better than the German FKKs, as I usually manage to find my type of eye candy at the FKKs. Granted, I rarely pay 50 Euros anymore these days, but I don't mind paying more for good service and eye candy. I do plan to visit Globe again.

[Marelobo Mex]

I am Indian and I guess she pulled a fast one on me then. Not that I fully believed her, mind you but hey one can dream. Nevertheless, I am glad I chose her because she turned out to be great company, like you said.

I think you mean Anita. She told me the same thing when I asked her where she was from. She said Moldova Indian mix. She said she is from the Romanian speaking part of Moldova. I did not session with her as I had already completed 2 sessions.

She also looked to me like she had fake tits, but she kept her top on the whole time we were talking so I am not sure.

MM.

[Grebe925]

Thats hilarious! Moldovian-India - she is Moldovian and has Indian features but no connection. I am pretty sure you mean Beatrice. She told me she likes to use the 'indian' tag sometimes. Though, she is lovely, GFE and great company.

I am Indian and I guess she pulled a fast one on me then. Not that I fully believed her, mind you but hey one can dream. Nevertheless, I am glad I chose her because she turned out to be great company, like you said.

[VikPunter]

I sessioned with two girls. One was Katia, a pretty blond Romanian who had been there just a week according to her and another Moldavian-Indian mix whose name I forget.

Thats hilarious! Moldovian-India - she is Moldovian and has Indian features but no connection. I am pretty sure you mean Beatrice. She told me she likes to use the 'indian' tag sometimes. Though, she is lovely, GFE and great company.

[Grebe925]

That's always been my view as well. But I've never been to Aphrodisia, Seline, Beatrice or any of the clubs that charge in that way. Can anyone explain the benefits?

Speaking only for club Aphrodisia, I guess it's USP is as a luxury brothel. I have only been to one other similar setup and that is Babylon in Vienna compared to which Aphro was positively dinghy with very poor girl vibes. But the point I want to make is that Globe's quality is such that there really is little reason to visit the others if you're in Zurich, especially if you're unsure of the options and are short on time.

[Ecivelum]

I was also at Club Aphrodisia .... IMHO, I really don't see the point of choosing this club over Globe where you can get two sessions for the same price as being with a single girl at the former and have much more choice.

That's always been my view as well. But I've never been to Aphrodisia, Seline, Beatrice or any of the clubs that charge in that way. Can anyone explain the benefits?

[Grebe925]

I was at Globe last Thursday. PaulinZurich has written up the details on it's workings so I won't bore you with them again, just to add that it's quite easy to get to from the Zurich HB next to which I was staying. Trains S9 and S14 get you to Schwerzenbach station and Globe is a minute's walk on a narrow road running along the track on the left in the direction of travel. The road starts next to a pizzeria / Italian restaurant abutting the station so you can't miss it. The train service runs late so you can check up on the departure times on a yellow board outside the station and plan your return accordingly if you don't want to call a cab. I sessioned with two girls. One was Katia, a pretty blond Romanian who had been there just a week according to her and another Moldavian-Indian mix whose name I forget. Both of them aimed to please and there was none of the "don't touch this, that's very sensitive" etc. Etc. Excuses like from a girl at Artemis, Berlin where I was a few days earlier. A half-hour session means that the girl will be with you for the full half hour, which relaxes you that much more. Overall, I felt that the quality quotient is a few notches higher than at German FKK's or even Goldentime, Vienna. I was also at Club Aphrodisia and asked for a girl named Roxy who came out and claimed that she was waiting for another customer and started guffawing and yakking in her language with some other girls which was so off-putting. I settled on a pretty Bulgarian girl named Elizabeth stoically sitting on a high chair behind me. She was a little chatty but again she aimed to please which is what matters. IMHO, I really don't see the point of choosing this club over Globe where you can get two sessions for the same price as being with a single girl at the former and have much more choice.

[Samplerr]

No ATM at Globe, nor Swiss Dietikon, nor Westside Fauenfeld, but can pay with credit card with 10% charge. Can also pay with or USD.

Effectively there is an ATM. You can pay directly with a debit card, if you have Maestro and various others as per here http://club-globe.ch/en/preise.php. You can also draw out additional cash with a debit card and for this there is no additional charge except for what your bank charges you for foreign exchange. There is an ATM at Schwerzenbach station and also in the small shopping centre across the road from the station.

[Sirioja]

There are ATMs in Globe and most clubs, but they usually charge a premium of at least 10 CHF. Much better to get your money beforehand. Globe and most major clubs give you a separate small locker for wallet etc outside the changing room area.

No ATM at Globe, nor Swiss Dietikon, nor Westside Fauenfeld, but can pay with credit card with 10% charge. Can also pay with € or USD.

[Ecivelum]

Hey,

Going to Club Globe very soon and had a couple of quick questions:

Do I need to bring cash for everything, or is there an ATM at the spot

There are ATMs in Globe and most clubs, but they usually charge a premium of at least 10 CHF. Much better to get your money beforehand. Globe and most major clubs give you a separate small locker for wallet etc outside the changing room area.

[Christian G]

How do you carry cash with you if you only have a robe? Does it have pockets?

Easy, you not need to carry cash with you, but leave your money in the safety box.

[NorseLord]

Hey,

Going to Club Globe very soon and had a couple of quick questions:

Do I need to bring cash for everything, or is there an ATM at the spot where I can withdraw Francs for both the entrance fee and the girls?

Also, this will be my first time at an FKK. How do you carry cash with you if you only have a robe? Does it have pockets?