Pattaya Reports

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Some info may be a little down to earth but it is for the curious, for comparison and for those who need to provide a budget holiday LOL.

My last stay in Pattaya and Bangkok was from June 5th to June 13th. I spent 6 days in Pattaya and 3 days in Bangkok. The last 3 days in Bangkok I was with a VLT but I still made some visits to Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy and the last day in Sukhumvit 22 massage parlors.

In total I spent 1400 for girls and 150 for drinks during visits to the gogos. I averaged 3 girls a day. Or averaged also 51 per meeting (about 2000 B). On it I am a little cushioned on the end with my VLT but not much because she ate like 4 and he had to pay a swimsuit for the pool she had forgotten his, his transport, visits etc. .

I did not take any girls on the beach road or in a gogo of WS I only paid lady drinks on the spot. I only went to massage parlors and pipe bar. My favorite gogos were Palace, Windmill, Sapphyr, Farenheit and What's up. The girls were between 20 and 30 years old never again.

[Lefeu]

...It's not the worst thing to have to spend a night in Bangkok...

I too prefer Pattaya, but as the song says "one night in Bangkok. " ain't too bad.

[Nyezhov]

I used Nams last time and even though it is 1200 I will spend the extra 200 for a safe trip.

I used her 20 years ago LOL.

[MonkeyPaw]

Sorry for not posting in awhile, but I've been a bit busy, fucking, getting my dick sucked, and cooking in between. I know you guys are having a serious discussion about airport taxis, so hopefully this report doesn't distract attention away from that. Being late to the airport sucks. Anyways, there is a girl I have been chasing for about 2 years. She previously worked Imagine Club and What's Up and is also a lipstick lesbian. She also had a reputation of never going with customers. She makes all her money off of drinks and the 10,000 baht given to her every 10 days for her salary. Crazy thing is talking to her for all these years, she claims to be a virgin at 24 years old, never been with a guy ever. BB had a chance to meet and talk with her the last time we had drinks at Iron Club. All we did that night was chill with the her and her model friend at Iron and then bar hopped all over Walking Street. I also had a booking with another girl at What's Up, so I couldn't really make my move.

However, the next night I returned alone to Iron with intentions to grab her 22 year model friend that's been only there a month. Both girls again were working and we sat a drank for a bit. I ended barfining the model LT because I wanted to still go look around at other go Go Go bars that night. It was only 9:00 pm. Out of the blue, the 24 year old virgin asked me can I also barfine her as well? I told her, no because she wasn't going to give up that ass to me. She said she wanted just to tag along and hang out. I looked at her square in the eyes and asked her, really what was her reason? I know this girl for 2 plus years and she is very sneaky. So when her model friend went into the dressing room to change clothes, virgin girl told me the truth. First, she already met her 10 day drink quota with the 2 drinks I bought her. Tonight was her 10th day and she didn't really want to stay at work alone. She just got paid 10,000 baht by the club. Second, she has a girl crush on her model friend that just worked their for a month. She wanted to see her friend's pussy and watch me fuck the model girl. And maybe, just maybe, she gets to play with her tits and pussy as well. I thought she was joking and was like "um, can I at least try to fuck or stick my dick in you?" Virgin girl then said what I thought was impossible after all these years. She said "OK, you can try. " I thought the apocalypse was really coming.

Never in my mind did I ever expect this girl to let me barfine her. I called mamasan over and she had to ask virgin girl like 5 times is she really letting a customer barfine her? This mamasan also used to work Imagine and What's Up as well, so she knew this girl never went. The virgin just told the mamasan that she was going to Hollywood with us for a little bit. Virgin girl then winked at me. Barfine for both girls was only 3000 for LT. I got a Monkeypaw discount, even before midnight. I ended up taking both girls to drink and party at Palace and What's Up. Many of the girls who worked with virgin girl before at Imagine and What's Up were shocked to see her getting barfined. It was crazy all these girls that we both knew just kept coming up to us and then did a double take. They gave her a look as if anyone on Walking Street could have done it, it would have been me.

The photo we took together was at What's Up. Of course I'm the Angel with the tattoos and then you have the girls. And yes if you were wondering, I never had issues taking photos or videos inside the club. That's how I roll. I've spent like like over 2,000,000 baht in that club alone, so I get special treats once in awhile. The other night, I was about to take a seat at What's Up when it was real crowded. There was a group of Chinese guys hogging the seats, one guy per table right next to the stage on the left as you walk in. One guy per table, I repeat! Anyways, I waived them to move closer with my hand, so I could sit down. Almost as if I was ordering them to do so. It may have been a little rude, but I know these Chinese guys mentality of entitlement too well. You see it when they attack the buffet lines at restaurants. The Chinese guy next to me just gave me a dirty look and I stared back. Then the waiters told them to move over closer to one another. There was like 5 of them. Amazingly, they all fit in 3 tables. I can over hear them saying "who is he?" They kept staring a bit at all my tattoos, but it didn't take long for them to understand the hidden meaning behind a few of them. I'm from the real underground of Hong Kong and I'm pretty sure after a few minutes they felt very uncomfortable sitting next to me. So uncomfortable that they asked waitstaff to get moved and then left.

So back the in my room, the performances were let's say "very unexpected. " Virgin girl was to difficult to break in. Her pussy squeezed and gripped my dick so tight, I was unable to really enjoy fucking her. It felt as if I was fucking a hole in a tree or something, no matter how much KY. She was wincing and yelping too much that I had to stop. She didn't suck dick, so nothing else to report there. I wasn't going to force her to do anything. She only told me she would "try. " Model girl on other hand was a freak and did everything I wanted. If virgin wasn't there, I think she would have let me fucked her ass as well. Not sure if I wanted to try still with all those bad memories of shit on my dick in BKK. Anyways, I could write an entire page on all the sinful things that happened this night on my bed, but nah. Just know that Monkeypaw got his money's worth tonight with 6,500 total paid out to both girls. When we were all done, neither of them had the energy and virgin girl couldn't even walk. I felt bad sending them home this way, so I ended up feeding the girls some homemade tum yum goon noodles soup that I had cooked earlier. Delicious!

[Rob Jones]

That's scary. One solution would be to have the driver sit down first and take a Modafinil (Provigil) tablet. Half and hour later he would be ripe to drive you. What with the drug scare he would refuse the tablet most probably.

Joking aside I've had drivers ("meter" taxis) literally texting while driving from Pattaya to Suvarnabumi. I now try to book Nam's Taxi Service. Women drivers are better in such a case.

I once tried to jot down an ID number of a texting driver in order to complain but all I could write down was a number that lead to nowhere upon subsequent search. Those guys are untraceable.

I used Nams last time and even though it is 1200 I will spend the extra 200 for a safe trip.

[XXL]

I once took an early morning taxi from Pattaya to the airport, like starting around 2 am. It seemed like the driver kept nodding off at times, but didn't completely fall asleep at the wheel.

I have always remembered that experience, so now I regard that as a risk factor to consider when arranging travel times. Personally I would avoid travel between midnight and 6 am, as that is probably when most drivers would normally be sleeping.

That's scary. One solution would be to have the driver sit down first and take a Modafinil (Provigil) tablet. Half and hour later he would be ripe to drive you. What with the drug scare he would refuse the tablet most probably.

Joking aside I've had drivers ("meter" taxis) literally texting while driving from Pattaya to Suvarnabumi. I now try to book Nam's Taxi Service. Women drivers are better in such a case.

I once tried to jot down an ID number of a texting driver in order to complain but all I could write down was a number that lead to nowhere upon subsequent search. Those guys are untraceable.

[Wimble]

I usually do the same regardless of who is paying for a long haul international flight. In some cities, whereby the airport can be over an hour away and you never know about the weather or traffic, it is just less stressful to stay at an airport hotel with a shuttle. I know road warriors who consistently show up an hour or whatever is the minimum before departure. But I am getting too old for that type of stress and running and rushing. If I am too early, I just sit in a lounge and do Internet stuff.

I live about 3. 5 hours from Sydney airport and I always stay in Sydney overnight before I fly.

[Rob Jones]

Have a return flight home on a Sunday morning leaving at 7 am. My usual routine is to head back to Bangkok for the remaining two nights but I'm considering staying in Pattaya until late Saturday night. Question is has anybody ever made the late night drive from Pattaya to the airport and is it reliable? An hour and a half ride at night sounds a bit more risky than grabbing a 30 minute taxi to Bangkok.

I am lucky that the flights to Australia usually leave about 6 pm so I am usually in a taxi at 1 pm giving 2 hours to the airport and 3 hours before take off. I understand about leaving everything last minute with an early morning flight. I live about 3. 5 hours from Sydney airport and I always stay in Sydney overnight before I fly.

I think if my flight was at 7 am I would be staying in bkk.

All the best.

Rob.

[Banana Boi]

I usually always spend the night in BKK if I have a morning flight. Getting an extra hour sleep is crucial for me before an 18-20 hour flight. It's not the worst thing to have to spend a night in Bangkok.

If I do take a taxi in the middle of the night it's with a trusted driver in a newer model vehicle.

[Breadman]

What's your concern?

Main concern is breaking down partway to the airport I guess and not having a backup plan.

[Franga]

Have a return flight home on a Sunday morning leaving at 7 am. My usual routine is to head back to Bangkok for the remaining two nights but I'm considering staying in Pattaya until late Saturday night. Question is has anybody ever made the late night drive from Pattaya to the airport and is it reliable? An hour and a half ride at night sounds a bit more risky than grabbing a 30 minute taxi to Bangkok.

I once took an early morning taxi from Pattaya to the airport, like starting around 2 am. It seemed like the driver kept nodding off at times, but didn't completely fall asleep at the wheel.

I have always remembered that experience, so now I regard that as a risk factor to consider when arranging travel times. Personally I would avoid travel between midnight and 6 am, as that is probably when most drivers would normally be sleeping.

[Mr Enternational]

Have a return flight home on a Sunday morning leaving at 7 am. My usual routine is to head back to Bangkok for the remaining two nights but I'm considering staying in Pattaya until late Saturday night. Question is has anybody ever made the late night drive from Pattaya to the airport and is it reliable? An hour and a half ride at night sounds a bit more risky than grabbing a 30 minute taxi to Bangkok.

Of course it is reliable. They want your money just as much as you want to get to the airport. Just go to any taxi booth the afternoon before. The price is 1000 baht. I always leave 3 hours before the flight and do web check in.

[David 2]

Have a return flight home on a Sunday morning leaving at 7 am. My usual routine is to head back to Bangkok for the remaining two nights but I'm considering staying in Pattaya until late Saturday night. Question is has anybody ever made the late night drive from Pattaya to the airport and is it reliable? An hour and a half ride at night sounds a bit more risky than grabbing a 30 minute taxi to Bangkok.

I've now done this 22 times without any problems. My flight usually departs at 06:45, so I book a taxi through my hotel for 03:00, which gets me to the airport 2 hours before departure, as recommended by the airlines for international flights. I do book it through the hotel rather than a taxi service so that I can hold the hotel responsible if an issue arises. They charge me 1200 THB, and the driver always picks me up on time in a spotless car and doesn't drive like he's in the Monaco Grand Prix. I usually fall asleep in the back seat.

The ride at that time is pretty much seamless. Light traffic on the highway and at the airport. And I get to enjoy another late night in Pattaya.

[Christian G]

Have a return flight home on a Sunday morning leaving at 7 am. My usual routine is to head back to Bangkok for the remaining two nights but I'm considering staying in Pattaya until late Saturday night. Question is has anybody ever made the late night drive from Pattaya to the airport and is it reliable? An hour and a half ride at night sounds a bit more risky than grabbing a 30 minute taxi to Bangkok.

I did the taxi trip Pattaya-BKK 2 or 3 times late night and booked the taxi for pick up me at my hotel at 4 am /4:30 am. No problem and no traffic, quick trip. What's your concern? That the taxi driver will not come to pick up you? Just booking the taxi through your hotel or in some reliable agency.

[Blanquiceleste]

Have a return flight home on a Sunday morning leaving at 7 am. My usual routine is to head back to Bangkok for the remaining two nights but I'm considering staying in Pattaya until late Saturday night. Question is has anybody ever made the late night drive from Pattaya to the airport and is it reliable? An hour and a half ride at night sounds a bit more risky than grabbing a 30 minute taxi to Bangkok.

I have done this a couple of times, but only with an absolutely trusted driver whom I have known for years. Her name is Jenjira Sattphol. Drives really well, but sadly she is no longer in Pattaya. She has returned to her home in Nakhon si Thammarat. I would not risk my neck with the rash gangbangers who pass off for taxi drivers.