Pattaya Reports

[MonkeyPaw]

Unless they renovated the joint in the last 6 weeks those photos are not Crazy House Pattaya. I don't know why I feel I have to elaborate with you on this. I have 2 other board members I have been into the joint with who probably both have been in both Crazy Houses who can verify this.

Last night, I was standing outside the Family Mart across of Crazy House drinking a Diet Coke. There was a old, dirty, homeless man with some missing teeth, who was sitting on the curb "talking to himself. " I asked him was he okay. He then started to talk to me about the "meaning of life", Buddha, and wanted to share all his wisdom. I stood there for about 30 seconds, sipping on my Diet Coke, listening to his jibber jabber, then I offered him the rest of the can of soda. He didn't want it and got a bit angry I was paying attention to him. So I just walked away figuring I knew more about the "meaning of life" by living my own life every day and then comparing to others before I fall asleep at night after my prayer. It's called reflection. I then walked straight into Crazy House to settle this debate. Immediately when I walked in, I can see 5 single small stages lined up in a row, each in a circular shape and one girl dancing on each stage. There were more of these types of stages towards the back. This is a far cry from the "only 2 stages and no tub" that you claimed in the previous post. In the middle towards the left, there is an elevated square tub with tiled trimming. Above it were circular rings that you see at other clubs where the girls would pull on and water would spout down. The tub was covered with a plywood lid to make it look like bigger stage surrounded by tables and bar stools. Nobody was dancing on it, so the tub was not in use and remained covered. Crazy house has a design using psychedelic colors to resemble a colorful asylum. So there, now you have first hand account of the elusive tub at Crazy House. Also, they have a Facebook page to which those pictures I posted were taking from, that clearly shows the tub and the water spray. Simply search "Crazy House Pattaya" on Facebook, look at the pictures, and look at the dates taken. Lastly, I was told just because it's called Crazy House, doesn't mean that their customers have to have mental issues to enter and buy a drink. All all are welcome.

[Paolo99]

One thing not mentioned here often enough is Thai girls love when guys can speak Thai. Take some time to learn it if you plan on being a regular visitor to Thailand. I suspect part of Breadman's buddy's success is because he is well versed in Thai. Now that I wrote that, time for me to get to Thai school!

He's probably not that good yet as he doesn't write them in Thai. You should have looked at a good teacher when you decided to move there but I wouldn't recommend it for guys that are not staying at least two month a year in Thailand. It's not worth the effort unless one wants to visit non touristic areas. Learning Thai takes a lot of time and needs a lot of practice.

[Paolo99]

Her words exactly were "if they are ting tong (stupid) then can do. "

Nice story, don't want to confront you but normally "ting tong" doesn't refer to "stupid". It's more a way to designate someone crazy minded (in a good way). If a girl tells you that, there is nothing to be offended of, it's more a funny talk.

BTW girl number 35 looks very cute on the first pic.

[Cool]

What is your friend's draw to LOS? Work? Seems like he could bag chicks from home. Why bang working girls when he could get hot civilians? Would be neat if they fed and paid him.

So your friend buys a drink in the go go and no lady drinks and just pulls the top girls? So. He did spend some baht and time. However, if he gets a 80 baht happy hour that is still good value. 1 drink for himself and he pulls the top 5 go go chicks. I'm sure some girls cut him off quick since he does not give them a satang.

[Banana Boi]

Unless they renovated the joint in the last 6 weeks those photos are not Crazy House Pattaya. I don't know why I feel I have to elaborate with you on this. I have 2 other board members I have been into the joint with who probably both have been in both Crazy Houses who can verify this.

Hopefully I'm not speaking out of line again since I don't know the layout well but I'm pretty certain those photos are CH Pattaya and it's been that way since well before you started coming to Thailand.

I have only been in CH Pattaya twice, but aren't those pictures of CH BKK?

Way too much light to be CH BKK!

I actually feel sorry for my buddy, you have a hard time remembering the girls name from last night he has that problem a few hours after meeting them. My bad though, I exaggerated a bit on his 3000 line ID contacts, he only has 2371 although he has yet to add on the 383 girls that keep adding him to their line accounts. Poor guy has to put their club name next to their name so he has any chance of remembering just who they are.

Good for your buddy but I prefer not to have many line accounts. I continually delete line accounts from girls. In fact, I've deleted some of the accounts on the photos you posted. One of the girls is actually a real life sister of one of my exes. When girls get too whiny I delete them. I don't have time for them. Would rather be with the select few I really enjoy hanging out with. I likely have fewer Line contacts than some guys get in a weekend here. I see no point. Unless they are the special select few girls I want to remain in contact with I can meet a new girl in minutes.

Your buddy lives here like I do. I can vouch that it's a totally different ball game when you live here versus only being in Thailand 2 or 3 months per year.

One thing not mentioned here often enough is Thai girls love when guys can speak Thai. Take some time to learn it if you plan on being a regular visitor to Thailand. I suspect part of Breadman's buddy's success is because he is well versed in Thai. Now that I wrote that, time for me to get to Thai school!

Utter bullshit, has nothing to do with 'your game' its the color of your skin. If your Asian that's 75% of the battle.

I think you misinterpreted what I wrote. What you wrote above confirms what I said. The gogo girl cringed at having to sit with the old Farang and the second her drinks dried up she bolted to a young Asian guy.

My comment about 'game' solely referred to the fact that I believe gogo girls in Pattaya are more selective on who they go with over Bangkok gogo girls, even if you're Asian.

[Lew Ashby]

If you were a VIP customer, they would lifted the lid off the big stage in the middle and opened up the tub. You can clearly see the shower spray for the tub in the first pic. That's why it's always better to keep an open mind to others, even those who have less post numbers than ourselves.

I have only been in CH Pattaya twice, but aren't those pictures of CH BKK?

If not, well doesn't matter as I don't plan on setting foot in CH Patts ever again anyway haha.

[Cool]

What is your friend's draw to LOS? Work? Seems like he could bag chicks from home. Why bang working girls when he could get hot civilians? Would be neat if they fed and paid him.

[Rob Jones]

It is probably not very wise to use terms like "definitely" when it comes to a lot of things. You have been to Crazy House 6 times in last 6 months, so you should be the expert. You say there isn't a tub. I say just because a person can't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. The third pic shows girls at Crazy House dancing on the stage. It's more than a stage, look at the rings above for the water to come down. If you were a VIP customer, they would lifted the lid off the big stage in the middle and opened up the tub. You can clearly see the shower spray for the tub in the first pic. That's why it's always better to keep an open mind to others, even those who have less post numbers than ourselves.

Unless they renovated the joint in the last 6 weeks those photos are not Crazy House Pattaya. I don't know why I feel I have to elaborate with you on this. I have 2 other board members I have been into the joint with who probably both have been in both Crazy Houses who can verify this.

[Breadman]

I actually feel sorry for my buddy, you have a hard time remembering the girls name from last night he has that problem a few hours after meeting them. My bad though, I exaggerated a bit on his 3000 line ID contacts, he only has 2371 although he has yet to add on the 383 girls that keep adding him to their line accounts. Poor guy has to put their club name next to their name so he has any chance of remembering just who they are.

[Breadman]

Some guys will be offended by this but imo you need more game in Pattaya than BKK to get the top gogo girls. I see many gogo girls in Pattaya who decline drinks from older Farang so forget about them ever getting to barfine that girl. One girl at Tantra last night looked disgusted when a bald headed Farang in his 50s wanted to buy her a drink. She quickly sucked down about 5 shooters from him and as soon as the drinks ran out she bolted to a young Asian guy, ordering a full size drink.

Utter bullshit, has nothing to do with 'your game' its the color of your skin. If your Asian that's 75% of the battle. Tell you what, next time I'm in town I'll create a Thai friendly profile for you using some old ass fat white guy's profile and I'll set one up for myself as a old Asian guy and we'll see who has "game". If your game is so good it won't matter what kind of photo's are in the profile. No matter what anyone says here the guy with the best game in all of Thailand is a buddy of mine from Bangkok, young guy totally in shape and not much taller than the girls so they aren't intimidated by him. He's never paid one penny for any of the girls and he's done all of these hot gogo dancers that you guys talking about. The proof is in his line account. Turn off your line account and then turn it back on, how long does it take to boot up? 30 seconds is the norm. His takes five minutes to go thru all 3000 plus contacts that he has in his phone. He runs into a girl, asks for her line id and finds out that he already has it. His notification has to be on mute because he literally gets 60 messages every 30 minutes. I think his game is better than pretty much everyone here on this board. So the next time your sitting with your girl, buying her drinks and another girl comes up and asks for her line ID, think twice and ask yourself 'is that really her phone?'. Its probably my buddy sending over another dancer to get your girls line id and later that night while your sleeping alone she's off fucking him for free. Luckily there are gems out there who will go for the non asians because they've gotten hooked on big dick.

[MonkeyPaw]

I visited Hidden Agogo last night and I'm in full agreement with Banana Boi regarding the quality of the girls. There were only 1 or 2 that I might have been interested in barfining.

The type of girls wasn't what I'm looking for, that is tall and slim girls with a beautiful faces and light skin.

We went again to Hidden at 8 pm and BB and I agreed talent was low. However that was 8 pm. When I went alone it was near 11 pm. More girls and more talent. I was able to pick up this one who I already knew and have fucked when she was at Bypass and the DClub. I know she is not all that great in the looks department, but she was an awesome performer and enjoys licking ass for some reason. The hotter girls always come very late at the clubs, unless it's Baccara (9 pm is norm for them).

[MonkeyPaw]

Some guys will be offended by this but imo you need more game in Pattaya than BKK to get the top gogo girls. I see many gogo girls in Pattaya who decline drinks from older Farang so forget about them ever getting to barfine that girl. One girl at Tantra last night looked disgusted when a bald headed Farang in his 50s wanted to buy her a drink. She quickly sucked down about 5 shooters from him and as soon as the drinks ran out she bolted to a young Asian guy, ordering a full size drink.

When you pointed her out to me the other night (the girl with cowboy hat), I told you that I know that girl, she's a good hustler, and I have already fucked the shit out her twice. She is a multi-hole and gave me full GFE to the max. She's a little mad because she thinks she's the top coyote in there, and I've swapped her ass out already. She is the only regular coyote with fake boobs at Tantra. Actually I can't remember seeing another girl with fake boobs in there at all, even most models don't have fake tits at Tantra. Anyways, the other night, I called her down for a drink just to chat and asked her about hustling customers she has no intention to go with. Her words exactly were "if they are ting tong (stupid) then can do. " I keep telling guys, pay attention to those drink size. If a girl orders a shot, then you might as well try grope her and try to kiss her for that one drink, because she's going to bounce soon anyways. So try to get something out of it. If it's a big full size drink, then she wants you to talk to her and perhaps barfine her. It's that easy. Of course there are exceptions, like girls who don't want to get fat drinking cola.

Anyways, that night I grabbed two other girls there for an awesome 3 some experience with plenty of double BBBJ, girl on girl kissing, DFK, finger fucking, titty sucking, pussy eating while I fucked from behind, and I was able to watch when the girls went at it alone. This wasn't the type of experience when one girl waits her turn, watches, and then swaps out with the next girl. Girls would be in 69 position and I would be fucking from behind and then stick my dick in the other girl's mouth below. These two girls were into each other and kept getting wetter and wetter as the session went on for 2 hours. There was so much moaning and screaming from the girls that my neighbors at this hotel got mad and banged on my wall. Jealous fucks. I ended up paying 2000 barfine total, 2000 in drinks, 4500 for each girl, 500 extra girl charge at my hotel, and 1000 for food afterwards. We spent about 4 hours together from the start at the bar. It's all about picking the right girls and allowing them to get to know each other to get this type experience from the cuter chicks. I paired up the short haired tattooed one on the right with the leggy girl holding my famous teddy bear. I assumed that the short haired girl was more of a tom type lesbian and the leggy one was bi-curious. I guessed very right as she fucked the hell out of the other girl with her fingers and mouth. There was so much pussy juice on my sheets, it crusted up like ironing starch the next day. I like playing Cupid!

[MonkeyPaw]

I am with one of partners in crimes regarding CC Pattaya and definitely no tub. Banana Boi will vouch due to his low opinion of the joint!

It is probably not very wise to use terms like "definitely" when it comes to a lot of things. You have been to Crazy House 6 times in last 6 months, so you should be the expert. You say there isn't a tub. I say just because a person can't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. The third pic shows girls at Crazy House dancing on the stage. It's more than a stage, look at the rings above for the water to come down. If you were a VIP customer, they would lifted the lid off the big stage in the middle and opened up the tub. You can clearly see the shower spray for the tub in the first pic. That's why it's always better to keep an open mind to others, even those who have less post numbers than ourselves.

[Mr Enternational]

You made a post about it last year and you expect me and others to search thru 3000 of your your posts? How about a rehash from what you remember? Really though the point of my comment is your retired in Thailand, do you really want to make yourself that famous? I'll let the girls try to sell their services with a HJ but won't risk a BJ out in public. My buddy had a girl at Insomnia give him a BJ right at his seat, didn't go over well with security.

Come on man. Insomnia is not a brothel. That is like talking about getting a BJ in the booth at McDonald's in Royal Garden. The bars on Soi 6 are hoarhouses. Totally different type of venue.

The point about me mentioning that I met the guy is because you said "Pretty sure you'd be sent out of the country pretty fast after spending a few days in a Thai prison. " I was just showing that was clearly not the case since this guy is still walking around Pattaya.

[Breadman]

Well that guy certainly has not gone anywhere. I made a post some time last year about meeting him on Soi 6 and asking him about it.

That being said, it has been business as usual for me on Soi 6. Had 1 chick in Red Point insist on going to the room, but the places on the other side of the Soi are the ones where anything goes (in my experience).

You made a post about it last year and you expect me and others to search thru 3000 of your your posts? How about a rehash from what you remember? Really though the point of my comment is your retired in Thailand, do you really want to make yourself that famous? I'll let the girls try to sell their services with a HJ but won't risk a BJ out in public. My buddy had a girl at Insomnia give him a BJ right at his seat, didn't go over well with security.