Pattaya Reports

[HectorG]

When you pointed her out to me the other night (the girl with cowboy hat), I told you that I know that girl, she's a good hustler, and I have already fucked the shit out her twice. She is a multi-hole and gave me full GFE to the max. She's a little mad because she thinks she's the top coyote in there, and I've swapped her ass out already. She is the only regular coyote with fake boobs at Tantra. Actually I can't remember seeing another girl with fake boobs in there at all, even most models don't have fake tits at Tantra. Anyways, the other night, I called her down for a drink just to chat and asked her about hustling customers she has no intention to go with. Her words exactly were "if they are ting tong (stupid) then can do. " I keep telling guys, pay attention to those drink size. If a girl orders a shot, then you might as well try grope her and try to kiss her for that one drink, because she's going to bounce soon anyways. So try to get something out of it. If it's a big full size drink, then she wants you to talk to her and perhaps barfine her. It's that easy. Of course there are exceptions, like girls who don't want to get fat drinking cola.

Anyways, that night I grabbed two other girls there for an awesome 3 some experience with plenty of double BBBJ, girl on girl kissing, DFK, finger fucking, titty sucking, pussy eating while I fucked from behind, and I was able to watch when the girls went at it alone. This wasn't the type of experience when one girl waits her turn, watches, and then swaps out with the next girl. Girls would be in 69 position and I would be fucking from behind and then stick my dick in the other girl's mouth below. These two girls were into each other and kept getting wetter and wetter as the session went on for 2 hours. There was so much moaning and screaming from the girls that my neighbors at this hotel got mad and banged on my wall. Jealous fucks. I ended up paying 2000 barfine total, 2000 in drinks, 4500 for each girl, 500 extra girl charge at my hotel, and 1000 for food afterwards. We spent about 4 hours together from the start at the bar. It's all about picking the right girls and allowing them to get to know each other to get this type experience from the cuter chicks. I paired up the short haired tattooed one on the right with the leggy girl holding my famous teddy bear. I assumed that the short haired girl was more of a tom type lesbian and the leggy one was bi-curious. I guessed very right as she fucked the hell out of the other girl with her fingers and mouth. There was so much pussy juice on my sheets, it crusted up like ironing starch the next day. I like playing Cupid!

Damn hot story bro. I'm going to hunt those girls down when I get to Pattaya in a few weeks. Looking forward to sharing my full reports. Thanks to everyone for all the great advice on this board.

[HectorG]

Last night, I was standing outside the Family Mart across of Crazy House drinking a Diet Coke. There was a old, dirty, homeless man with some missing teeth, who was sitting on the curb "talking to himself. " I asked him was he okay. He then started to talk to me about the "meaning of life", Buddha, and wanted to share all his wisdom. I stood there for about 30 seconds, sipping on my Diet Coke, listening to his jibber jabber, then I offered him the rest of the can of soda. He didn't want it and got a bit angry I was paying attention to him. So I just walked away figuring I knew more about the "meaning of life" by living my own life every day and then comparing to others before I fall asleep at night after my prayer. It's called reflection. I then walked straight into Crazy House to settle this debate. Immediately when I walked in, I can see 5 single small stages lined up in a row, each in a circular shape and one girl dancing on each stage. There were more of these types of stages towards the back. This is a far cry from the "only 2 stages and no tub" that you claimed in the previous post. In the middle towards the left, there is an elevated square tub with tiled trimming. Above it were circular rings that you see at other clubs where the girls would pull on and water would spout down. The tub was covered with a plywood lid to make it look like bigger stage surrounded by tables and bar stools. Nobody was dancing on it, so the tub was not in use and remained covered. Crazy house has a design using psychedelic colors to resemble a colorful asylum. So there, now you have first hand account of the elusive tub at Crazy House. Also, they have a Facebook page to which those pictures I posted were taking from, that clearly shows the tub and the water spray. Simply search "Crazy House Pattaya" on Facebook, look at the pictures, and look at the dates taken. Lastly, I was told just because it's called Crazy House, doesn't mean that their customers have to have mental issues to enter and buy a drink. All all are welcome.

Thank you for your first-hand report. Did you see any extra-curricular activities going on there? I read elsewhere that Crazy House is the "nastiest" go go where pretty much anything goes, especially in the back area like public BJs and DATY, etc.

[Banana Boi]

How is it priced based when all the girls hold up their little pinky to describe their last Asian customer?

You're experienced enough to know that girl is pushing all your right buttons she thinks you want to hear ie. That you have a king Kong dick. I don't have an 11 inch dick and tons of Thai girls tell me my dick is huge. That's because they have been trained to do so. They say everything they believe their customer wants to hear.

If I truly believed everything a Thai girl says I'm the best looking guy in the world, I have a huge dick, I have the biggest heart, etc.

[Blanquiceleste]

It's pretty clear what you are!

Some just come in real extra large sizes. All of 6 feet tall sometimes.

[LittleBigMan]

You must have misread my post I was referring to the girl using her Pinky to show the size of the man's penis. And since women's hands and fingers are much smaller than ours we can't really compare her pinky to one of our fingers. You must live in a strange world where you think anything compared to a pinky is a good thing. The world that I live in everyone is lazy and wants the most amount of money possible. Working girls are no different they are going to go to the easiest job that they can find. You're just a job to these girls it's not the game you're putting on its the amount of war that they have to put in.

Oh, believe me, I didn't read your post wrong nor do I live in a strange world you and your remarks regarding Asians are as clear as can be! You can try to worm your way out by saying your world everyone is lazy etc etc. It's pretty clear what you are!

[Breadman]

If you look at your pinky and then the next finger over you won't see much of a difference so personally, it isn't much to brag about if you are the finger over. You can kill a person with a slingshot if you know how to use it properly and hit the right location?

You must have misread my post I was referring to the girl using her Pinky to show the size of the man's penis. And since women's hands and fingers are much smaller than ours we can't really compare her pinky to one of our fingers. You must live in a strange world where you think anything compared to a pinky is a good thing. The world that I live in everyone is lazy and wants the most amount of money possible. Working girls are no different they are going to go to the easiest job that they can find. You're just a job to these girls it's not the game you're putting on its the amount of war that they have to put in.

[LittleBigMan]

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[XXL]

....Group of Asian men walk into an FKK Club in Germany and the girls flock to them it's because they know they won't have to work hard to earn their money. The rule of thumb for Asian men is 5, 5, 5... 5000 Baht 5 inches and 5 minutes. That is the inside joke of Thai girls when they type '555' in a chat. It's them having a laugh.

Isn't this a theory white men all over the world like to believe in to save face after having been priced out of all sexual markets by Asians.

[Breadman]

All kidding aside now the truth and who the girl wants to go with depends on how hungry she is how much money she has. How much money determines how hard she has to work. Show even overlook her hatred for the Chinese to go with a Chinese man who has money. The smaller the dick the easier it is for the girl to make money that's true everywhere. Group of Asian men walk into an FKK Club in Germany and the girls flock to them it's because they know they won't have to work hard to earn their money. [Deleted by Admin]

[Breadman]

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[MonkeyPaw]

This past week I was lucky enough to able be to barfine and bang a couple of girls that were out of the ordinary. First was a showgirl model named Tuk (holding Mr. Bear and wearing red skirt). She is best friends with one of my all time favorites, Kwan (wearing all white on the beach). Their body styles are different, with Kwan being naturally busty and shapely. Tuk on the more slimmer size with small perky tits, but her body shape and face is very nice. Also she was a good fuck and did pretty much every thing I wanted, including lots of BBBJ with a CIM finish. Her best angle was face down and ass up. She was a no stop no quit girl. Meaning anything that was done, I would have to initiate the change. For example she sucked me for about 25 minutes until I wanted her to get top. Then she kept riding until I said it was okay to switch. Tuk didn't complain about being tired on top even after 15 minutes of straight riding and grinding. She liked being controlled by the dick, all the way to a sweaty loud finish. Total paid was 9,000 for 2 hours short time. Showgirls aren't cheap and most don't even go with customers, so good luck to those who try.

The second girl was a Thai Bikini Mafia girl. These are girls from various Go Go bars that particulate in the annual bikini calendar. You can check them out on their Facebook "Thai Bikini Mafia. " The fun then starts when you like one you see, and then get to chase and hunt her ass down by searching different clubs for her. This is how I like to play with them. I've been able to track down and fuck 6 different Thai Bikini Mafia girls in the past 2 years. Some play more hard to get than others. The one I fucked this night was Yui (bikini girl on far left in red). I made her gush using two small magical bullets that vibrated in her ass and on her clit simultaneously, while we fucked. She was all GFE with plenty of passion on her end that could have resulted in some serious stress for me. She was being very frisky, even though it was our first date. I even complained to BB that I'm not sure why all these girls are trying there hardest to get me to have BBFS with them of late. But we just settled on a CIM finish instead. Total paid to Yui was 7000 for 2 hours of short time.

P.S. Of all the Thai Bikini Mafia girls I've fucked, Lala still had the most banging natural body. She's only 20 now. I tapped that ass when she was only 19. Those suckable huge tits are all natural. Never have I seen natural tits as big as hers on a Thai girl that slim and toned. Crazy good.

[EihTooms]

My comment about 'game' solely referred to the fact that I believe gogo girls in Pattaya are more selective on who they go with over Bangkok gogo girls, even if you're Asian.

That makes sense. If they are going to take refuge in a town where the overwhelming majority of punters crowding the streets and going into the go-go bars are traditionally Thai culture "undesireables", extremely old or famously scrounging around for a much cheaper deal than they could ever afford in Bangkok, the upside for the 5-6 genuine lookers in that town is they ought to be able to make their customers jump through flaming hoops in wild display of enthusiastic "game" and pay whatever amount they demand if not more in order to be blessed with their presence alone in a hotel room for an hour or so. If they even have to go into a hotel room, that is.

(hehe).

[MonkeyPaw]

Unless they renovated the joint in the last 6 weeks those photos are not Crazy House Pattaya. I don't know why I feel I have to elaborate with you on this. I have 2 other board members I have been into the joint with who probably both have been in both Crazy Houses who can verify this.

Last night, I was standing outside the Family Mart across of Crazy House drinking a Diet Coke. There was a old, dirty, homeless man with some missing teeth, who was sitting on the curb "talking to himself. " I asked him was he okay. He then started to talk to me about the "meaning of life", Buddha, and wanted to share all his wisdom. I stood there for about 30 seconds, sipping on my Diet Coke, listening to his jibber jabber, then I offered him the rest of the can of soda. He didn't want it and got a bit angry I was paying attention to him. So I just walked away figuring I knew more about the "meaning of life" by living my own life every day and then comparing to others before I fall asleep at night after my prayer. It's called reflection. I then walked straight into Crazy House to settle this debate. Immediately when I walked in, I can see 5 single small stages lined up in a row, each in a circular shape and one girl dancing on each stage. There were more of these types of stages towards the back. This is a far cry from the "only 2 stages and no tub" that you claimed in the previous post. In the middle towards the left, there is an elevated square tub with tiled trimming. Above it were circular rings that you see at other clubs where the girls would pull on and water would spout down. The tub was covered with a plywood lid to make it look like bigger stage surrounded by tables and bar stools. Nobody was dancing on it, so the tub was not in use and remained covered. Crazy house has a design using psychedelic colors to resemble a colorful asylum. So there, now you have first hand account of the elusive tub at Crazy House. Also, they have a Facebook page to which those pictures I posted were taking from, that clearly shows the tub and the water spray. Simply search "Crazy House Pattaya" on Facebook, look at the pictures, and look at the dates taken. Lastly, I was told just because it's called Crazy House, doesn't mean that their customers have to have mental issues to enter and buy a drink. All all are welcome.

[Paolo99]

One thing not mentioned here often enough is Thai girls love when guys can speak Thai. Take some time to learn it if you plan on being a regular visitor to Thailand. I suspect part of Breadman's buddy's success is because he is well versed in Thai. Now that I wrote that, time for me to get to Thai school!

He's probably not that good yet as he doesn't write them in Thai. You should have looked at a good teacher when you decided to move there but I wouldn't recommend it for guys that are not staying at least two month a year in Thailand. It's not worth the effort unless one wants to visit non touristic areas. Learning Thai takes a lot of time and needs a lot of practice.

[Paolo99]

Her words exactly were "if they are ting tong (stupid) then can do. "

Nice story, don't want to confront you but normally "ting tong" doesn't refer to "stupid". It's more a way to designate someone crazy minded (in a good way). If a girl tells you that, there is nothing to be offended of, it's more a funny talk.

BTW girl number 35 looks very cute on the first pic.