Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Not that I ever feel a girl is out of my reach but even I would never buy a girl 2 or 3 drinks just to get her to come sit with me.

LOL. See that is exactly what I don't get. Why the heck would someone feel a hooker is out of reach and why would you need gimmicks to pick up hookers? Since when does someone need to trick a hooker into letting them pay them for sex when that is what they are there for all along? Sometimes you have to trick regular girls into sex. The beauty of hookers is all you have to do is pay them.

This playing it cool and catering to them like they are regular chicks, then paying them at the end has got me lost as a mf. This must be on some new megaannum (had to look that word up) shit along with all the trisexuals, and cisgenders, and all the other shit I hear in the news these days. How would you pick these same hookers up if they were working at an escort website instead of a hooker bar? Matter of fact, I think my chain is being yanked. This must be some kind of fetish where the hooker plays hard to get.

[Franga]

Tonight I stopped to talk to a 7 on Soi 6 at Jungle bar. Jungle bar is right next to Nature bar. To me it looks like they are related, and so hence would have a similar room pricing? I had already sessioned twice before at Nature bar and the cost of the onsite room was 400 baht each time.

So when the chick told me that the cost of the room at Jungle bar was 500 baht I was somewhat surprised (and shocked). 500 baht for a small room that they don't even clean between sessions, and for which I am there for about 30 minutes is quite annoyingly high.

So I passed on the chick. They didn't even try to call me back. I just find it strange that they are prepared to lose the 400 baht that I was prepared to pay for the room, plus the 1000 baht that I would have paid the chick. Total of 1400 baht just walks away for the sake of holding out for an extra 100 baht. Strange place this Thailand.

My only explanation is that the girls have to stick to fixed prices as set by their managers. I don't know.

Anyway I walked 5 metres across the road and sessioned with a chick at Horny bar for 400 baht for the room, and 1000 baht for the chick.

[Banana Boi]

First off, if you feel that the super hot girl you like is out reach for you because of how you look or your age, my recommendation is to buy her a lot of drinks to chat with her. If she says, I have customer who already is buying a her drink, then you offer her 2 or 3 drinks. This will get her to drop whoever she is with or plans to sit with for at least 5 minutes. She probably will return to the other guy, but at least you have her attention for the next 5 minutes.

Not that I ever feel a girl is out of my reach but even I would never buy a girl 2 or 3 drinks just to get her to come sit with me. Breaks my 3 or 4 drinks max per hour rule. If a girl is busy with a guy I would just return the following night(s).

What I have done in the past is hand for an exceptional girl is hand her a tip and give her a kiss on the way out so she knows to come to me next time she sees me in the bar. That certainly gets her attention. One time I did this the girl jumped up and left her Japanese customer sitting alone to come talk to me right away. I told her I had to leave. This gogo girl is now one of my buddies in Pattaya.

In any case and whatever the experience I let you guys know. Then, we'll figure out whether or not Banana Boi was right.

Wonderer. Curious as ever.

Fingers crossed I'm wrong. Good luck.

[MonkeyPaw]

Once guys understand the dynamics of what really goes on at Palace or the top clubs, they will learn to play better. I barely knew those 2 coyotes, only seen and never talked to them, never bought them a drink. But yet, they knew all about me and who I was, to set that guy straight for me. However, luckily I'm willing to share. Just because you are competing against other customers who are younger or more fit, doesn't mean you can't fuck these hot ass girls at Palace. You just aren't going to do it publicly with "all eyes watching. " If you want a fuck a stunner there, follow these Monkeypaw instructions for the needful. This is good stuff that I tell to those who feel hopeless. First off, if you feel that the super hot girl you like is out reach for you because of how you look or your age, my recommendation is to buy her a lot of drinks to chat with her. If she says, I have customer who already is buying a her drink, then you offer her 2 or 3 drinks. This will get her to drop whoever she is with or plans to sit with for at least 5 minutes. She probably will return to the other guy, but at least you have her attention for the next 5 minutes. Next, in that time, you want to request her LINE and beg her to meet you outside of the club. That way her friends won't see who she is leaving with and there is no embarrassment and shame to her. Tell her this meeting will be at a time of her own choosing or whatever fits her schedule, even if it's 9 am after she has already been fucked several times from an LT session or returning home from Hollywood, Pier, or Ibar. Just insist that she please clean her pussy well. You don't mind leftovers but you don't want the leftovers' leftover (if you know what I mean). Also, and this is a big one with these girls, promise her that you will very quiet and discreet about your meeting. Even if you return to Palace, you will never look her in the eye or approach her. You will also won't ever talk about it to anyone in all of Thailand about what happens (but don't forget share with your fellow ISG buddies, of course). Then offer her some serious money, I'm thinking the ST rate plus the barfine for the hour that will be spent. That's 5000 for models and 4000 for coyotes. She gets to keep it all to herself. Now is biggie that may make or break this deal, convince her that all you want to do in that hour of time with her is to lick her pussy, suck on her tits, and eat out of her asshole. Tell her you are impotent, your dick can't get hard, so there is no need for a BJ or any fucking. Now watch the magic work with those words. Most girls, I know will surely take you up on this offer. Once you find yourself in your room at 9 am, with your face buried between her legs, with tongue flicking back and forth between asshole and pussy, she is at your mercy. And the rest of the story ends depending on how well your game is from that point. Monkeypaw can't tell you all the secrets to what to do. Or can I?

[Wonderer]

Sorry. I thought my point was clear. I was not speaking on whether a hooker should be made to go with a guy. I was just questioning why someone would grovel over a hooker. If she does not want to do her job, which is go with men for money, then simply step to someone else. Makes no sense to try to win her favor and feel she is "allowing", of someone you have to pay anyway. When you go to work do you "allow" your boss to give you work? Does your boss kiss up to you to get you to do work? No. Here is the work, if you want to do it then you will get paid. If not, then I will find someone that does. It is simple. Seems like those dynamics get mixed up when pussy is part of a paid transaction.

Agree with you, Mr. Enternational. That's also exactly what I did. I bought her one LD only, and then asked to take her out. When she said that she can't on that day, I immediately decided (a) not to buy her any further LD and (b) to leave as soon as possible. I didn't want to waste my time and money with a girl who doesn't want or can't be taken out by me. There are thousands of other willing girls. When I then left, she run after me and told me that she wants to come with me next time. I didn't have the impression it was just to squeeze more LDs out of me. I haven't been so generous at all. However, since I did not return during that vacation, I can't say whether or not she would come with me next time. Well, in any case, I had then another girl from another place that night, and that was a good experience. So, I didn't regret not having been able to take the Pheromone girl out.

Nevertheless, I am just curious how the Pheromone girl would react when I see her a next time. I am willing to pay for one more LD next time to find the answer to this question. I will be in Pattaya again in September and will try. Provided she is still there (girls rotate often extremely fast).

In any case and whatever the experience I let you guys know. Then, we'll figure out whether or not Banana Boi was right.

Wonderer. Curious as ever.

[Rob Jones]

I am back to pattaya on wendsday. I would like a thressome. Can I just pick out a girl on soi 7 or 8 and ask her if she has a frend to join us? How do I find one that will do lesbian stuff? Do I just ask? I am worried I will just get 2 girls that take turns. Is it a matter of luck getting the right kind of women or can I prepare better to get what I want?

Al so if I pick 2 girls on soi 6 do I pay double for the room?

Thanks for any advice.

On Soi 8 s friend of mine secured a 3 some just by asking while we were playing pool with these girls. With help from myself we asked all the right questions and they told us what we wanted to hear. When we met later he said it was ok but they didn't do half the stuff they said they would.

The only satisfying 3 some I have had was with 2 girls who were in a relationship and it was the best 2 hours of my life and I would repeat in a heartbeat but unfortunately they have broken up and the one I have contact with won't do doubles at the moment.

My advice is ask the questions and tell them if they don't comply you won't pay them.

[Mr Enternational]

What would you say to those folks who contend that removing her choice to go with customers would then amount to human traffiking?

Surely you are not contending that she be forced to go with every customer even if she does not want to? If you agree that the girls should not be forced to go with every customer, then it sounds like you are in agreement that the girls should be able to refuse customers based on their arbitrary and capricious whims, yes? If that is the case, then I'm not sure what your point is here.

Perhaps you are contending that girls should not have a right to be individually racist or age-ist?

Sorry. I thought my point was clear. I was not speaking on whether a hooker should be made to go with a guy. I was just questioning why someone would grovel over a hooker. If she does not want to do her job, which is go with men for money, then simply step to someone else. Makes no sense to try to win her favor and feel she is "allowing", of someone you have to pay anyway. When you go to work do you "allow" your boss to give you work? Does your boss kiss up to you to get you to do work? No. Here is the work, if you want to do it then you will get paid. If not, then I will find someone that does. It is simple. Seems like those dynamics get mixed up when pussy is part of a paid transaction.

[Kamsutra69]

Agree with you on Devils Den.

Picked two, non-anal girls for an afternoon threesome. Once in the room, one of them went totally cold. Wouldn't agree to anything. The other one was good. So right in the middle of it I told the first one to get out of the room. I will have more fun without you in room, I told her. She immediately straightened up. Got involved enthusiastically then on. But this shouldn't be the way it should go down.

Don't be shy, you have to ask, ask and ask. And also be lucky. When you interview the girl you must be very explicit and explain in detail what you want. It's not a problem to have 3 some in Pattaya, the problem is to find a good lesbian stuff.

Or if you want win easy just go to Devil's Den, nowadays the service is pretty mechanic, overrated, overpriced and not PSE hardcore as in the past (IMHO) but with DD you don't waste your time looking around for lesbian / bisex girls.

[UltraHappy]

Allow? How does the game get messed up even with hookers? This makes it seem like the hooker is doing YOU a favor. If I go to McDonald's, do you think they will allow me to buy a hamburger?

Reminds me of the movie Life. These are White Only pies. Well do you have any Negro pies? I am here to buy a pie; either you are selling them or you are not.

If she works in a hoarhouse and is not trying to sell pussy then she is in the wrong place. It is riduliculous having to beg or coax someone in a hoarhouse to fuck you; a normal chick maybe, but not someone you have to pay any damn way.

What would you say to those folks who contend that removing her choice to go with customers would then amount to human traffiking?

Surely you are not contending that she be forced to go with every customer even if she does not want to? If you agree that the girls should not be forced to go with every customer, then it sounds like you are in agreement that the girls should be able to refuse customers based on their arbitrary and capricious whims, yes? If that is the case, then I'm not sure what your point is here.

Perhaps you are contending that girls should not have a right to be individually racist or age-ist?

[Mr Enternational]

My ego can handle rejections from agogo girls when I fail to barfine them but this was a bit different story since she agreed for a ST. But seems like you got the same starfish treatment as I did. This gives me some solace.

It is not always a treatment. Just like anything else in life there are some people cut out and gifted for some things while being shitty at other things. Not everybody is skilled at fucking, no matter how much practice they have had. So I wouldn't go looking at it as they are trying to spite you or rip you off.

I mess with a normal chick in Dominican Republic that works at the bank corporate office. This chick even has a kid but still can't fuck for shit. I have hardly seen anything like it. For some reason she does not bend at the joints. So imagine trying to fuck a straight up stick person. We are friends and hang out and do stuff together, and she likes to fuck; but she is still bad at it.

[Mr Enternational]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but although she was willing to sit with you as you continued buying her lady drinks she has no intention to allow you to barfine her next time you see her. It's what girls say so you keep coming to buy her more lady drinks. Yes its possible she eventually changes her mind

Allow? How does the game get messed up even with hookers? This makes it seem like the hooker is doing YOU a favor. If I go to McDonald's, do you think they will allow me to buy a hamburger?

Reminds me of the movie Life. These are White Only pies. Well do you have any Negro pies? I am here to buy a pie; either you are selling them or you are not.

If she works in a hoarhouse and is not trying to sell pussy then she is in the wrong place. It is riduliculous having to beg or coax someone in a hoarhouse to fuck you; a normal chick maybe, but not someone you have to pay any damn way.

[Christian G]

I am back to pattaya on wendsday. I would like a thressome. Can I just pick out a girl on soi 7 or 8 and ask her if she has a frend to join us? How do I find one that will do lesbian stuff? Do I just ask? I am worried I will just get 2 girls that take turns. Is it a matter of luck getting the right kind of women or can I prepare better to get what I want?

Don't be shy, you have to ask, ask and ask. And also be lucky. When you interview the girl you must be very explicit and explain in detail what you want. It's not a problem to have 3 some in Pattaya, the problem is to find a good lesbian stuff.

Or if you want win easy just go to Devil's Den, nowadays the service is pretty mechanic, overrated, overpriced and not PSE hardcore as in the past (IMHO) but with DD you don't waste your time looking around for lesbian / bisex girls.

[Steve Ohh]

I am back to pattaya on wendsday. I would like a thressome. Can I just pick out a girl on soi 7 or 8 and ask her if she has a frend to join us? How do I find one that will do lesbian stuff? Do I just ask? I am worried I will just get 2 girls that take turns. Is it a matter of luck getting the right kind of women or can I prepare better to get what I want?

Al so if I pick 2 girls on soi 6 do I pay double for the room?

Thanks for any advice.

http://devilsdenthailand.com/in-call.html offers threesome.

You can also go to the bars in soi6 and ask the mamasan. She knows her stuff and who is doing such action.

[Horatio]

I am back to pattaya on wendsday. I would like a thressome. Can I just pick out a girl on soi 7 or 8 and ask her if she has a frend to join us? How do I find one that will do lesbian stuff? Do I just ask? I am worried I will just get 2 girls that take turns. Is it a matter of luck getting the right kind of women or can I prepare better to get what I want?

Al so if I pick 2 girls on soi 6 do I pay double for the room?

Thanks for any advice.

[Finnish Fucker]

You should have kept working at it because you were very lucky. Most guys don't even get to smell Lala's funky breath even after she has eaten spicy sum tom. Lala doesn't fuck many customers and you being able to stick your dick inside of her after all your efforts meant that she wanted to play a different game with you. Sometimes you have to swallow your ego and pretend to be stupid to play back with these Go Go bar

Fascinating story, thanks.

My ego can handle rejections from agogo girls when I fail to barfine them but this was a bit different story since she agreed for a ST. But seems like you got the same starfish treatment as I did. This gives me some solace.

When I am on a week or two sex vacation I don't have enough time to begin to play games with these hot looking agogo hookers. If I would live in Pattaya then it would be a different play. Luckily there are still decent amount of good looking girls to be barfined who also give acceptable service even on the first booking.

Did you manage to snap any topless photos of Lala? I could not. Those would be refreshing to see.