Pattaya Reports

[Syzygies]

If a hooker is so disinterested in you or disgusted by you that she can't even bother to pretend she wants to fuck you, even if only for your money, and you have to beg and convince her to let you pay her to fuck her, you should not be too surprised that the session will be awful as she will hate you and herself for fucking someone she dislikes and is disgusted by for money.

Yep! Many Thai hookers lack the professionalism to pretend they are having a fantastic time. Are they all fantastic actresses? Not at all. They may even have a GF and hate fucking guys, full stop. Some may find dick disgusting. Some may hate the Farang odours, arrogant attitude, or be scared to some extent.

We get wildly different ratings for the performance of the same girl, and this applies to Farang hookers as well. The girl's effort depends on her mood, is the money adequate, does she like you, is she scared the guy is going to puncture the condom, is she in good shape or having pain, etc. I read a report where the guy has panned her attitude, and yet she is tops for me (I must be acting the way she likes and not so stingy).

When I first came to Thailand, the percentage of girls that were bad fucks was very low compared to hookers in my home country. Thai girls seemed to have a better attitude. Young clueless dud fucks in Thailand seem to have increased dramatically. Why? I think 30 years ago, Thai girls were in awe of Farangs and Farangs were always seen as desirable. Not any more. Maybe the crap girl for me, is giving the young handsome Korean guy a much better service and she has decided 5 inch (or less) cock is much better for her. No Anacondas (a word known in common to many languages). LOL.

The more experienced girls are better at fucking, than the young newbies, so don't have too much prejudice about the girl's age, is my recommendation. My favourite regular is very experienced and well over 30. I also like a 21 year old or two, but they have plenty of experience since 15 years old, I reckon.

I find a significant percentage of Thai girls that know the guy (or not), are willing to let themselves go and cum. This was not the case in my home country with western girls. Maybe Thai girls are more sensitive than Farangs and cum easier. MP girls that have to do a lot of customers tend to be different and say that they don't want to cum, as will make them lazy for later customers. Some customer meets these lazy girls that already had a cum or 5 earlier in the day, and wonders why the girl is so pathetic. I certainly suspected things when a girl supposed to be good was so pathetic with me. Did she get any sleep, or worked too hard. Hence I prefer to take MP girls as soon as they arrive at work if possible. Being the 5th or 9th customer does not appeal.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

I have fucked dozens of women who are bad at fucking. This is not a problem for me because generally they like to fuck. But this agogo girl Lala did not even like to fuck or pretend to like and she told it right away after we started. She looked disgusted while I was fucking her. Touching her boobs was bad. Looking at her was bad. Telling a joke was bad. Everything I did was wrong. This made the whole episode crap. But it was all my fault, I should have sensed this at the club but was too mesmerized by her body. Live and learn.

If a hooker is so disinterested in you or disgusted by you that she can't even bother to pretend she wants to fuck you, even if only for your money, and you have to beg and convince her to let you pay her to fuck her, you should not be too surprised that the session will be awful as she will hate you and herself for fucking someone she dislikes and is disgusted by for money.

[Syzygies]

I mess with a normal chick in Dominican Republic that works at the bank corporate office. This chick even has a kid but still can't fuck for shit. I have hardly seen anything like it. For some reason she does not bend at the joints. So imagine trying to fuck a straight up stick person. We are friends and hang out and do stuff together, and she likes to fuck; but she is still bad at it.

I agree. Met this skinny and very cute Thai girl at a cart bar Apple. She had 3 kids already. Her pussy was a bit sloppy no surprise, but she seemed to have zero clues about what to do on the bed.

As for star fish, I have experienced a girl, somewhat star fish the first time, timid, scared, had not taken to me, whatever. 2nd time she had had a few leg opener drinks, and decided she liked me and we were having a fun time. The performance was passionate this time, and orgasmic (If I remember right. Long ago now). She was always pretty with a good body. That is only reason she got a 2nd chance. A girl can vary tremendously depending on her mood, should be pretty obvious. Unfortunately she left the bar (I heard was pregnant) and never seen again since. Another pretty girl down the drain (or up the spout I should say).

[Wimble]

Are you sure you were not dreaming that you were in Thailand and that the lady was not your wife? I have woken up trying to remember who was next to me.

She looked disgusted while I was fucking her. Touching her boobs was bad. Looking at her was bad. Telling a joke was bad. Everything I did was wrong. This made the whole episode crap.

[Finnish Fucker]

It is not always a treatment. Just like anything else in life there are some people cut out and gifted for some things while being shitty at other things. Not everybody is skilled at fucking, no matter how much practice they have had. So I wouldn't go looking at it as they are trying to spite you or rip you off.

I mess with a normal chick in Dominican Republic that works at the bank corporate office. This chick even has a kid but still can't fuck for shit. I have hardly seen anything like it. For some reason she does not bend at the joints. So imagine trying to fuck a straight up stick person. We are friends and hang out and do stuff together, and she likes to fuck; but she is still bad at it.

I have fucked dozens of women who are bad at fucking. This is not a problem for me because generally they like to fuck. But this agogo girl Lala did not even like to fuck or pretend to like and she told it right away after we started. She looked disgusted while I was fucking her. Touching her boobs was bad. Looking at her was bad. Telling a joke was bad. Everything I did was wrong. This made the whole episode crap. But it was all my fault, I should have sensed this at the club but was too mesmerized by her body. Live and learn.

[MutantChicken]

Tonight I stopped to talk to a 7 on Soi 6 at Jungle bar. Jungle bar is right next to Nature bar. To me it looks like they are related, and so hence would have a similar room pricing? I had already sessioned twice before at Nature bar and the cost of the onsite room was 400 baht each time.

So when the chick told me that the cost of the room at Jungle bar was 500 baht I was somewhat surprised (and shocked). 500 baht for a small room that they don't even clean between sessions, and for which I am there for about 30 minutes is quite annoyingly high.

So I passed on the chick. They didn't even try to call me back. I just find it strange that they are prepared to lose the 400 baht that I was prepared to pay for the room, plus the 1000 baht that I would have paid the chick. Total of 1400 baht just walks away for the sake of holding out for an extra 100 baht. Strange place this Thailand.

My only explanation is that the girls have to stick to fixed prices as set by their managers. I don't know.

Anyway I walked 5 metres across the road and sessioned with a chick at Horny bar for 400 baht for the room, and 1000 baht for the chick.

All the bars mentioned are part of the night wish grp bars so they all should be the same price.

[Goatscrot]

Why argue or fight? There are plenty hookers to go round, Just move on.

It has been said that in Thailand you never loose your girl. You just loose your turn!

Enjoy,

Hotman.

Absolutely! And why "compete" for gals as well? Makes no sense at all unless a dude has to stroke his own ego. I'm sure the gals are having a right laugh.

[Wimble]

For me that is usually not a problem if I decide to stay. But if asked before even looking inside, I would probably walk. This was even before Starbucks, though I am not sure if their policy change is international. I think for the younger guys the minimum drink could be a problem. But then they should be able to pull without paying anything for various reasons. I suspect the drink policies will change over time and based on clientele.

So, my AVOID bars on Soi 6 due to overpriced rooms or one drink minimums are now:

Jungle bar.

Lust on Soi 6.

Miss BHaven.

[Hotman 666]

Every once in a while, back in the early 00's, you'd see a couple of young idiots in Nana Disco get into a fight over a working girl. The rest of us would just laugh and shake our heads.

Why argue or fight? There are plenty hookers to go round, Just move on.

It has been said that in Thailand you never loose your girl. You just loose your turn!

Enjoy,

Hotman.

[Wimble]

I don't know where you are from but it happens to me all the time in the US and Europe. Sometimes I am with a small group of 2 or 4. We can be half an hour early for dinner so we just ask to sit and wait till the kitchen opens. Denied. Other times, I would prefer to sit at a table behind a rope because the open area of the restaurant is too noisy or crowded. Denied. At US40 plus a plate, I often walk and take my business elsewhere.

Not a fan of places where the help is snootier than the client.

I just find it strange that they are prepared to lose the 400 baht that I was prepared to pay for the room, plus the 1000 baht that I would have paid the chick. Total of 1400 baht just walks away for the sake of holding out for an extra 100 baht. Strange place this Thailand.

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[Franga]

Hopefully a less than mediocre talent bar like Jungle Bar hasn't decided to try to raise Soi 6 prices to 500 baht. Also, you are also being ripped off if your Soi 6 session lasts less than 1 hour (or until you finish). Same applies to any G club in Pattaya.

My 30 minutes is about how long I spend with a girl and this is till finish. But I understand that I could spend one hour in the room if required.

So, my AVOID bars on Soi 6 due to overpriced rooms or one drink minimums are now:

Jungle bar.

Lust on Soi 6.

Miss BHaven.

[Franga]

So what was the dialogue after she told you it was 500 baht? Because your story makes it seem as if she said the room is 500 baht and you just walked off.

I actually confirmed the price of the room several times, and even said "ha loy" in thai. But she was adamant that the room cost was 500 baht. I even told her that Nature bar next door was 400 baht. Also, she did mention take-out rates which I didn't even ask about. I think she said take-out was 550 baht barfine, and something like 2000 baht to her.

But no I didn't just walk off straight away.

[Beno69]

...Of course, Ae fucked me almost exactly like her sister on the first time. Ae played starfish during the sex but did provide a 45 second BBBJ in which she cheated by wetting her fingers and pretending it was her tongue..

Absolutely beuatiful Ladies.... but i think we pay them for Sex? I prefair a horny BeachRoad Lady - maybe 25-30 years and only 60-70% beauty. But she will give me a perfect session! If I want to see perfect bodies then I can watch Soft Porn.

[Goatscrot]

LOL. See that is exactly what I don't get. Why the heck would someone feel a hooker is out of reach and why would you need gimmicks to pick up hookers? Since when does someone need to trick a hooker into letting them pay them for sex when that is what they are there for all along? Sometimes you have to trick regular girls into sex. The beauty of hookers is all you have to do is pay them.

This playing it cool and catering to them like they are regular chicks, then paying them at the end has got me lost as a mf. This must be on some new megaannum (had to look that word up) shit along with all the trisexuals, and cisgenders, and all the other shit I hear in the news these days. How would you pick these same hookers up if they were working at an escort website instead of a hooker bar? Matter of fact, I think my chain is being yanked. This must be some kind of fetish where the hooker plays hard to get.

With you. I don't get it either. You pay hookers. The entire idea is that it is effortless. I don't understand all this wh*remancing! Makes zero sense to me. I am sure the gals are having a great laugh about it as well. And I think your last sentence is the key. Many dudes, even though the are paying, are looking to get their egos boosted and themselves validated. I find all of it pretty silly. "Competing" for P4 P gals has got to be the most ridiculous thing I ever heard of. Every once in a while, back in the early 00's, you'd see a couple of young idiots in Nana Disco get into a fight over a working girl. The rest of us would just laugh and shake our heads.

[Banana Boi]

So when the chick told me that the cost of the room at Jungle bar was 500 baht I was somewhat surprised (and shocked). 500 baht for a small room that they don't even clean between sessions, and for which I am there for about 30 minutes is quite annoyingly high.

Hopefully a less than mediocre talent bar like Jungle Bar hasn't decided to try to raise Soi 6 prices to 500 baht. Also, you are also being ripped off if your Soi 6 session lasts less than 1 hour (or until you finish). Same applies to any G club in Pattaya.