FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Danny227]

Artemis should be the best major club in Germany- but its one of the worst! It is in Berlin which is probably Europe's- if not the world's- best city for partying. I love Berlin. Artemis is centrally located and easy to get to by public transport. It even has a higher entry fee and is 60/30. To be fair when I first went there about 5 years ago the beauty level of the girls were as good as at any other major club (see my report from back then) and the atmosphere was probably the best party atmosphere. It still has a great party atmosphere at the long bar (I'd visit it now for that and for the outside jacuzzi and pool and it's wellness facilities). Unfortunately the main reason FKKs exist is for sex with beautiful girls and that is what, in my eyes at least, has been sorely missing from Artemis for the last 3 times went there..

Personal opinion is understandable. And, true, Artemis doesn't have many girls of that type you mention. But the extreme statement is also not true, most girls are not mid 30's. Also, that type wouldn't be a star there, it is a tourist club and a club for mostly young tourists, and this they like that look. Now many many girls at the moment relocated from Heesen and NRW clubs. Also, you can group Sharks and Palace as similar clubs or Globe. You are mixing oil and water. Palace is the mother of all porn star girls. Sharks has a healthy mix tending towards the natural girls. Just a false statement.

Granted Artemis is the exact opposite of sharks for girls type (less naturals). Artemis is also very strict with girls documentation rules and other clubs less. I can tell you for a fact that not all clubs check registration of girls. Therefore, they can get different types.

You can find everything in Artemis, just some things are scars. The upselling is the issue. But you don't care, I don't also. I don't like that it is full with tourists that want to party. It kills the relax atmosphere.

I also result to privates when I have nothing to do in the club, but I do that in sharks too, so. It really isn't that bad. Especially, in current times where girls from all over come to Artemis. You project a point in time of a visit (s) onto always.

[Danny227]

Last I heard she was in Artemis Berlin.

Does anyone know if she is still there, because I will be in Berlin shortly?

Have not seen her in Artemis, not recently and not at all. Why do you think she is there?

[Delta Indigo]

Last I heard she was in Artemis Berlin.

Does anyone know if she is still there, because I will be in Berlin shortly?

[Sebastiane]

Artemis should be the best major club in Germany- but its one of the worst! It is in Berlin which is probably Europe's- if not the world's- best city for partying. I love Berlin. Artemis is centrally located and easy to get to by public transport. It even has a higher entry fee and is 60/30. To be fair when I first went there about 5 years ago the beauty level of the girls were as good as at any other major club (see my report from back then) and the atmosphere was probably the best party atmosphere. It still has a great party atmosphere at the long bar (I'd visit it now for that and for the outside jacuzzi and pool and it's wellness facilities). Unfortunately the main reason FKKs exist is for sex with beautiful girls and that is what, in my eyes at least, has been sorely missing from Artemis for the last 3 times went there. The upselling doesn't bother me as it happens in every German club to some extent, but the problem is the average girl here is more likely to be a woman in her mid 30's with plastic tits and loads of tattoos who has been in this business for a decade and is like a washed up boxer who used to be good! I don't want to pay 60/30 for girls I wouldn't even date for free. ! Of course, that's the average girl so there will be *some* attractive girls who are under 30 - preferably under 25 - slim, natural breasts, very little tattoos; the problem is many of these tend to be booked or you have to spend a lot of time trying to find them.

Would I visit Artemis next time I am in Berlin? Possibly especially in summer just for the fun party atmosphere but I'd probably visit one of the brothels or get an escort beforehand! If some beautiful slim young 20 year old Romanian did come to Artemis she would be the undisputed queen and could make a lot of money- so I wonder why that doesn't happen? The management of Artemis should take a look at Sharks, Oase, Palace, or even go to any of the Hamburg clubs or pop in to Globe and have a look at the kind of girls high-paying mongers like.

[Danny227]

I forgot to say in previous posts that the most beautiful girl in the club is a brunette working in the bar. She was so beautiful and sweet I was sitting in the bar staring at her for an hour. I kept ordering drinks just to look at me. I told her she was the best in the club and she smiled. I wish she was in the LU.

She is beautiful. If that is your type, then Artemis is not for you. She is Romanian. Looks a little German.

[ExpatLover]

I forgot to say in previous posts that the most beautiful girl in the club is a brunette working in the bar. She was so beautiful and sweet I was sitting in the bar staring at her for an hour. I kept ordering drinks just to look at me. I told her she was the best in the club and she smiled. I wish she was in the LU.

I think that you don t sessioned her, this is the life today in the clubs the most beautiful girls are not the prostitutes'

[Member #4636]

In matter of personal preference, you can't be wrong as it is subjective. Artemis is probably the most expensive club with Germany, so value for money is, again, subjective. But, you are not a frequent visitor, so your sample size is not significant enough to reflect club culture. For me the worst club ATM is Palace prices are either in line or more expensive. 5 euro entry difference is negligible. The facility itself in Artemis is great and clean. Girls are a matter of taste, like mentioned before not many 18-22 year old. At the moment, Artemis is a little more expensive: 15 euro entry and 10 euro per half hour over other clubs. For two hours in total in the room, that's 55 euro more per visit, not to bad for me. But need to know how to get that golden extra with no charge and then you are fine. You want guaranteed service and guaranteed good time, go to globe.

I forgot to say in previous posts that the most beautiful girl in the club is a brunette working in the bar. She was so beautiful and sweet I was sitting in the bar staring at her for an hour. I kept ordering drinks just to look at me. I told her she was the best in the club and she smiled. I wish she was in the LU.

[Danny227]

It is more like a cheap (regarding quality) super market of average girls. The last time I went (been twice) it was even worse than first, the LU was very poor with a lot of upselling, the food sucked and the showers where under construction so you had to keep walking down the stairs to get washed. The girls provided bad quality, not to mention that they all do blow jobs without condoms. This is what they told me when I mentioned that it is not allowed. Worst club I have ever been with the most expensive entrance and the worst value. And now I know someone is going to pop up telling me again I don't know what I am talking about.

In matter of personal preference, you can't be wrong as it is subjective. Artemis is probably the most expensive club with Germany, so value for money is, again, subjective. But, you are not a frequent visitor, so your sample size is not significant enough to reflect club culture. For me the worst club ATM is Palace prices are either in line or more expensive. 5 euro entry difference is negligible. The facility itself in Artemis is great and clean. Girls are a matter of taste, like mentioned before not many 18-22 year old. At the moment, Artemis is a little more expensive: 15 euro entry and 10 euro per half hour over other clubs. For two hours in total in the room, that's 55 euro more per visit, not to bad for me. But need to know how to get that golden extra with no charge and then you are fine. You want guaranteed service and guaranteed good time, go to globe.

[Pistons]

I'm selling my soul just for a post. Other guys know better then me about doing so. Why should I talk about FKK "Tralala" in the Artemis thread?

Last week I've read on "Fkk24. De" the information that the bar area is going to be upgraded / renovated on the dates I mentioned and because of that the bar is out of use these two days. And since Artemis is, no matter what some say, at least a bit customer orientated the entry fee was going to be reduced.

Since these two particular days are past, the information isn't online anymore. I am looking like a shameless liar now. "Oops"!

If you didn't recognize that some work was going on, then the renovation was cancelled, or shifted, or was already been done, or I was fooled by "Fkk24. De". I don't know. But since management is reading they could lighten up the confusion. If they see a reason to do so.

I don't think that you were scammed. But of course I hope you didn't traveled all the way to Berlin to save 20. But out of your reports you were successful in having fun and even returned two days later again.

I didn't say you were lying, it just seemed a bit odd.

There were no renovations, although one girl mentioned to me that she was hoping for new lockers. The girls still have the old ones, while us customers have brand new ones since a few months ago it seems.

I returned 5 days later, and not 2. If I had based anything off of my Monday visit, I would have gone sightseeing instead, or to some weird Berlin kink club (LOL). My Wednesday visit was however quite good indeed.

[WarmStone25]

I visited again on the 18th, a Thursday. The line up was better than last time, on a Teusday. There were a good number of girls with good figures. The line up got better as the evening progressed. I was getting ready to leave about 20.00 hrs, and was just enjoying the general ambience and watching the action when an attractive blond with a statuesque figure turned up. Initially I mistook her for another blond girl (Czech), with a similar figure. I had already had two good sessions and thought that my visit was about over. This blond came over to me and she was warm and encouraging (half German). This was to good to miss so I invited her to a room. Another good session. I never experienced any upsell in my visit. If I politely declined a girl, she took it well. I enjoy the outdoor and indoor facilities at Artemis. Artemis was designed and constructed for the purpose for which it is used. This may be a unique feature among FKK's. I liked the new showers. I went to the restaurant at 18.00 hrs and the food was good. A selection of beef, chicken or lamb, with suitable accompaniments was offered. For me, Artemis continues to be a good place to pick up girls.

[Member #4636]

Maybe the fact that Artemis got busted by police big time and girls do not want to be involved in such event where it is risk for exposure about their job as prostitute which a lot of time girls family do not know that she is prostitute.

Plus many fly in clients stop going there due to too much up sell and bad line up.

Artemis got all the negative spiral now.

It is more like a cheap (regarding quality) super market of average girls. The last time I went (been twice) it was even worse than first, the LU was very poor with a lot of upselling, the food sucked and the showers where under construction so you had to keep walking down the stairs to get washed. The girls provided bad quality, not to mention that they all do blow jobs without condoms. This is what they told me when I mentioned that it is not allowed. Worst club I have ever been with the most expensive entrance and the worst value. And now I know someone is going to pop up telling me again I don't know what I am talking about.

[PumDiPum]

Are you talking about Artemis here? Because it surely was the old rates on entry on Monday 20th Aug. Unless I got scammed by receptionist.

I'm selling my soul just for a post. Other guys know better then me about doing so. Why should I talk about FKK "Tralala" in the Artemis thread?

Last week I've read on "Fkk24. De" the information that the bar area is going to be upgraded / renovated on the dates I mentioned and because of that the bar is out of use these two days. And since Artemis is, no matter what some say, at least a bit customer orientated the entry fee was going to be reduced.

Since these two particular days are past, the information isn't online anymore. I am looking like a shameless liar now. "Oops"!

If you didn't recognize that some work was going on, then the renovation was cancelled, or shifted, or was already been done, or I was fooled by "Fkk24. De". I don't know. But since management is reading they could lighten up the confusion. If they see a reason to do so.

I don't think that you were scammed. But of course I hope you didn't traveled all the way to Berlin to save 20. But out of your reports you were successful in having fun and even returned two days later again.

[Pistons]

Maybe, but these things usually normalise over time.

[Danny227]

Maybe the fact that Artemis got busted by police big time and girls do not want to be involved in such event where it is risk for exposure about their job as prostitute which a lot of time girls family do not know that she is prostitute.

Plus many fly in clients stop going there due to too much up sell and bad line up.

Artemis got all the negative spiral now.

Artemis has strict rules regarding which girls can work there, must talk German, if they sleep in the club, OK otherwise must be registered and show documents. Must get checked every 3 months. Also, Artemis doesn't have a client base, that would imply regular customer, which Artemis doesn't have so many. Artemis cater to tourist. The LU is great, it just doesn't cater to those that search 18-20 year old. Artemis is not in any sort of downward spiral, I am not sure when you last visited, but it is doing pretty well. The only thing is that fresh meet is not readily available on the menu.

[Mr Ho]

What to say about Artemis these days? I do wonder why the club seems unable to attract more girls. A club like this with such a massive customer base should be a magnet to girls wanting to make money. But somehow it isn't, and average age continues to rise. There are a few doable girls around still, but I just don't see why this club isn't booming more than it does in terms of lineup.

Maybe the fact that Artemis got busted by police big time and girls do not want to be involved in such event where it is risk for exposure about their job as prostitute which a lot of time girls family do not know that she is prostitute.

Plus many fly in clients stop going there due to too much up sell and bad line up.

Artemis got all the negative spiral now.