Pattaya Reports

[MrManGuy]

What is Pattaya like in October? Is it super busy and hard to find girls?

[Rocinha]

Guys I just booked my flights for another session here in Pattaya in a couple of months. I am somewhat knowledgeable about Pattaya's great hubs I. E. Go go bars at LK Metro, Walking Street, Beach Road and a couple of soapy massage parlors, but one thing always bugged me. I generally have nothing to do in the city till 8 in the night, any mongering or just fun place where you can sit and chat with girls and take things forward if you wish. Just feel like I got nothing to do but sleep till the sun goes down.

I recommend soi 6 which is open from around 1 pm and closes around 1 am. There are many bars facing on to the street where you can sit and relax and, if the urge takes you, there are rooms upstairs. It is also good value. I hope this helps.

[Melor]

I have a bad habit of bringing hot girls from one club to other clubs that I've already barfined a steady girl. Why you might ask? It's game. It lets all the girls at other clubs know that you have taste.

Wow, thank you for sharing cool story. And cool photos as well!

[Justice4]

What places / gogo bars are recommended to visit where the girls will be also interested in my wife?

[Syzygies]

Funny thing is that I would write French to her but she would never write French back. She would only write in broken English. And she said that her Thai was not 100%. Scratching the dandruff out of my head. So she is staying with her aunt who works at a bar on the Dark Side. I didn't have shit else to do so I was up for the adventure.

Nah that is not funny her written French is weak or non existent. So is mine. 4 years probably did not include huge schooling. She probably has weak writing skills in all languages. I know a girl from mountains of Myanmar could not read and write at all until recently learned to message in Thai (with spelling worse than mine).

One of my early Thai girlfriends in a western country would pretend to some of her friends that she could read and write Thai or English but was actually pretty hopeless. LOL

Some Girls taken out of school after year 6. My current girlfriend could not speak English when she first met me, but I was amazed her English reading was quite good, without understanding the meaning just from primary school English classes.

[MonkeyPaw]

Wednesday night I met a chick that said she owns a massage parlor and has one of those kiosk bars in front of it. Nothing to do so I headed on over for a couple of drinks. There was another Thai chick already drinking and chain smoking. She said that her boyfriend had broken up with her. I don't remember her ever saying, but I had the assumption that he was Thai. I had the mind to try to fuck this chick while she was in her depression, but then was like nahhh.

The chick that I came to see was busier than a one-armed paper hanger. Never a good idea to go see someone while they are working. I had an iced chocolate, then the owner and the jilted chick talked me into a tequila shot. The jilted chick had a tequila shot first and was fucking around with the salt and lime bullshit. I was like what the hell are you doing? When the owner tried to make mine she was trying to do the salt and lime bullshit and I stopped her. Just give me mine normal in a glass. They started frowning when I drank it without the salt and lime. After that I ordered a pina colada.

About one-quarter way through my drink, I figured I would like a foot massage while I sipped. I fell asleep and when I woke up the girl was almost finished. I asked her what time she got off and she said at 12. I told her to come see me when she got off. She said sure. We traded info and I gave her 200 for the massage and 100 tip. Then I went outside and paid my bar bill of 119 baht (tequila 30, chocolate 30, pina colada 59) and went home..

There's also a shop with very hot girls that I get my pedicure and manicure from on Second Road near Soi 7-8. The girls there will suck or fuck upstairs when they get tipped 500 baht or more. You still have to pay for them doing your nails separately.

[Mr Enternational]

As far as your Angeles City comment goes, it's true but I'm planning there soon, the city is even active during day? Wow that's a bug plus.

What my comment meant was that if you had ever been to Angeles City then you would understand there is a plethora of things to do in Pattaya and would not have asked in the first place. In the daytime in AC you can go walk around the mall and eat.

[Mr Enternational]

Wednesday night I met a chick that said she owns a massage parlor and has one of those kiosk bars in front of it. Nothing to do so I headed on over for a couple of drinks. There was another Thai chick already drinking and chain smoking. She said that her boyfriend had broken up with her. I don't remember her ever saying, but I had the assumption that he was Thai. I had the mind to try to fuck this chick while she was in her depression, but then was like nahhh.

The chick that I came to see was busier than a one-armed paper hanger. Never a good idea to go see someone while they are working. I had an iced chocolate, then the owner and the jilted chick talked me into a tequila shot. The jilted chick had a tequila shot first and was fucking around with the salt and lime bullshit. I was like what the hell are you doing? When the owner tried to make mine she was trying to do the salt and lime bullshit and I stopped her. Just give me mine normal in a glass. They started frowning when I drank it without the salt and lime. After that I ordered a pina colada.

About one-quarter way through my drink, I figured I would like a foot massage while I sipped. I fell asleep and when I woke up the girl was almost finished. I asked her what time she got off and she said at 12. I told her to come see me when she got off. She said sure. We traded info and I gave her 200 for the massage and 100 tip. Then I went outside and paid my bar bill of 119 baht (tequila 30, chocolate 30, pina colada 59) and went home.

About 30 minutes later the massage chick was sending me messages to come pick her up at the shop. Whoa! You don't want the boss to know (plus I still want to fuck her). Go to your room and I will pick you up there. She told me to wait a minute. About 5 minutes later she told me to pick her up at Friendship Market. What the fuck? When that chick took off her bra she had some big ass titties. Areolas were the diameter of a doorknob. Down to business we shall get.

The next morning when I woke up I had a message from the boss. She said thanks for coming to get a massage. I hope you come back when you finish with my employee. Then the girl ended up not showing for work that day and she sent me a message thinking I had something to do with it. But when I talked to the girl again she said that she would start working at another shop the next day (today). Also, we never discussed money, but I gave her 1000 baht the next morning when I dropped her to her room. She was happy and has been sending me messages ever since.

[Mr Enternational]

Met a chick on Tinder. She said she was mixed with Thai, Filipino, and Jamaican. Grew up in Manila and has been living in Paris the last 4 years. She said that she is here on vacation and attending cooking school. Kind of looked like a ladyboy so I asked for more pictures. She got angry with me saying why do guys always ask for nude pictures? Typical women shit. I told her that I NEVER said anything about nude. All I said was send me your pictures.

Funny thing is that I would write French to her but she would never write French back. She would only write in broken English. And she said that her Thai was not 100%. Scratching the dandruff out of my head. So she is staying with her aunt who works at a bar on the Dark Side. I didn't have shit else to do so I was up for the adventure.

This shit was deep, deep, Dark Side. I didn't even know this place existed. I thought I had made it clear back to Bangkok. Map Yai Lia 28 is what it says on Google Maps. There were plenty of bars over that way and plenty of foreigners still. She said she loves the bars over there because they don't have Chatty Cathy Hookers in them, but still get plenty of business. Seems like I was the only business they got on Monday.

Being in her presence it was pretty obvious that she was a chick. But she looked really weird. Big ass head and the Thai ears that stick out, but a small ass body. She said that she does not drink and was only drinking ice coffee while I was there. I had a few of my SangSom on ice and the more I drank, the better she looked. I beat her, her aunt, and another chick in a few games of pool before I decided I was going to leave.

I talked her into coming to see me the next day She said that she would if I would pay the 200 baht for her motorbike taxi to get there. I agreed and she said she would come at 10 pm when she finished at the bar. When I was about leave there was another Black dude pulling up. She said oh there is my friend. I went to the toilet then left. When I hit her up at 6 pm the next night asking if she was still coming, she said no because she had friends coming to the bar that night. Ok. This is Pattaya. No need to chase anyone.

I have noticed that in many cases chicks go on dating sites to try to drum up business for the place they work. In the instances that I have seen it will be either a bar or massage parlor. Come get massage. Come to my bar. Maybe this was one of those typical cases, even though I only spent all of 240 baht for 4 Sangsoms in about 4 hours.

[RjToons]

Its wonderful surprise for me during my this to Pattaya. I picked up a very good looking girl from beach road near the central festival around 10 pm, she agreed for short time but stayed for a long time. Earlier she was working in Insomania and Honey 2 and in Bangkok Nana, means she is a good mixture of all. And to my surprise, I had experienced all like massage, soapy, sexy dance, and most wonderful sex for 10 days with her all day / night. Just for 20 K THB. Its a wonderful memory for me, writing down with pain that I have to leave Thailand for now. . Waiting to come back in November to see her again.

Thanks,

RJ.

[Rob Jones]

Haven't had much success on those platforms during daytime at night everyone wants to come over though. As far as your Angeles City comment goes, it's true but I'm planning there soon, the city is even active during day? Wow that's a bug plus.

This is the answer I was looking for thanks!

I have been to some of the places on the list but not all, thanks for this! But was mainly exploring mongering options during the day.

With my first trip to Pattaya I thought about going tourist activities but after 1 day got bored and found more carnal things to do!!

[Gsi2810]

In your room on WeChat, Tinder, and Thai Friendly. There is tons to do in Pattaya during the day. It is pretty obvious that you have never been to Angeles City though.

Haven't had much success on those platforms during daytime at night everyone wants to come over though. As far as your Angeles City comment goes, it's true but I'm planning there soon, the city is even active during day? Wow that's a bug plus.

The bars on Beach Road near Soi 8 are open mid afternoon and there are some diamonds in the rough. Kinaree is open also. I usually try to amuse myself with girls from TF with my friends around the hotel pool before 3 pm.

This is the answer I was looking for thanks!

https://www.thethailandlife.com/things-to-do-in-pattaya

I posted this about a month ago. I've been to Pattaya about 15-20 times but had not seen a number of things on this list. It may help you kill some time during the day. I visited Art in Paradise for the first time which is easy to reach just off Second Road. For maximum enjoyment take a girl with you (mine loved it) and download the Art in Paradise app before going. Lots of fun to be had there.

I have been to some of the places on the list but not all, thanks for this! But was mainly exploring mongering options during the day.

[ParkVille]

That's why the Chinese get charged the most. Lucky me as a farang, I get the lowest price, just 2000 baht.

Don't believe what these women say.

[LittleBigMan]

You are the customer. You should not lose out like this. Firstly don't buy any drinks for a girl if you don't want her.

At first be polite, and say not today thanks.

Next stage is to ignore her and not look at her face. This usually gives the message.

Next stage after that is to tell her to go away or move yourself to where she cannot sit next to you, and invite some other girl instead, or get mamas an to tell her to go away. Obviously you have to "burn your bridges" with girls overly annoying.

Feel free to call some other girl over if you want her. You are not one girl's property, even if she seems to think so. You are the paying one.

In bars, I like to call multiple girls, even concurrently, so that becomes clear no one girl has me under her spell completely. Girls get used to the butterfly approach.

If you don't call for the one you want, some other unwanted one will come quickly enough. Manipulator girls charge for any weaker customer they can manipulate. Don't be the sucker who could not get away from the Shark.

Some degree of rudeness may be required with pest girls. Be nice to most people though. Try to look mean at times so as to attract less unwanted companions. Girls hold out their hand to shake. I ignore them if not my target girls or not someone useful. LOL Yes I am deliberately rude for a purpose. I don't want unwanted girls hanging around me.

Sadly, this is what we need to do in this business majority of the time although we hear at times especially in Asian dominated places they don't get looks or attention. We are all different and many aren't comfortable with this type of situation but need to add it to their game as some call it.

As for Kinnaree, although there are a few aggressive freelancers the reason I like the place is that it is relaxing. From my experience, they will make their rounds come up and talk to you making one uncomfortable seem for some part of the hunt because they feel might get a drink out of it. Majority of the time I just tell them nicely I like to look that is why I sit near the stairs to watch them come to work the best part of the place the girls have no problem with it, it is the few places the girls don't get attached or mad if you take another girl. It works the other way around too once you are done before you can say goodbye to her she is already off working on another customer. If you stay then it is back the other way another girl working on you again.

There are a few older regulars that make sarcastic comments like many places from my sense might be really nasty in bed but their attitude turns me off but it is better to say nothing and just decline. The great thing about the place the girls who are the truly single freelancer and you enjoy their service you can easily get their number.

[D Cups]

Is the Phillipines worth going to? I am making my plans to go back home. I thought about going to Jakarta so I could say I have been south of equator or going to the Phillipines for the experience there. I am going to do one more week in pattaya before I leave.

Is the phillipines different enough to make it worth the trip? I know there has been a lot of discussion on this in the past but I was hoping posters might just give a quick "yes, you should go" or "no if you were just in thailand you have done enough".

Thank you for any advice.

Yes, go to PI. I have been to Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket, Chiang Mai, Jakarta, Bali, Siem Reap, Phnom Penh, Ho Chi Minh City, Hanoi, Singapore, Hong Kong, Korea and would recommend PI over all these because they speak English, are known for GFE, are super friendly and it's relatively easy and inexpensive to find quality snatch. IMO go to Makati (Burgos), Malate (LA Cafe), Angeles, Subic and / or Cebu in that order if you have the time and means. Try to pre-set dates from Filipino Cupid or other dating / social media but realize this can be time-consuming and many are scammers or flakes.