Sosua Reports

[Gropai]

Now that's a great line! Should get you there at least 50% of the time.

You sound like a fun guy. Don't forget to post a report on your experiences and results, good or bad!

I sure will, although it'll take some time because I'm still saving up for my trip.

[Oakie]

Thanks for the advice. I'll try to start with "Hi, would you like to have a drink sometime?" LOL.

Now that's a great line! Should get you there at least 50% of the time.

You sound like a fun guy. Don't forget to post a report on your experiences and results, good or bad!

[Gropai]

A topical, if naive question.

If you are talking about Sosua, it's an even bet that a waitress in the downtown bars is available after hours for a little moonlighting.

On the other hand, they may be the owner's wife, so a little discretion is advised, as Tempoecorto warns.

It's all in looks, smiles, body language and casual conversation. It can be fun finding out!

"How much?" is not a good opening line there!

Thanks for the advice. I'll try to start with "Hi, would you like to have a drink sometime?" LOL.

[Oakie]

If I want to take a waitress in a bar or a shop assistant in a store to my hotel, can I ask them prices directly? Or do I need to ask them out and buy them food or drinks first? I sure don't want to offend them and get beaten up, LOL.

A topical, if naive question.

If you are talking about Sosua, it's an even bet that a waitress in the downtown bars is available after hours for a little moonlighting.

On the other hand, they may be the owner's wife, so a little discretion is advised, as Tempoecorto warns.

It's all in looks, smiles, body language and casual conversation. It can be fun finding out!

"How much?" is not a good opening line there!

[Tempoecorto]

If I want to take a waitress in a bar or a shop assistant in a store to my hotel, can I ask them prices directly? Or do I need to ask them out and buy them food or drinks first? I sure don't want to offend them and get beaten up, LOL.

From your question, it appears that the whole country has nothing but women on sale, in your eyes? So here is an answer: if you can swing it in whatever country you are from with that opening line, you can try it in the the. Are. If not, you will have to use more finesse than "how much?

In your defense, many store women or barmaids in Sosua, may actually have a side business and hence might be more amenable to your proposition but do not take it as gospel truth, otherwise, the outcome you worry about, may actually come to fruition.

[Gropai]

If I want to take a waitress in a bar or a shop assistant in a store to my hotel, can I ask them prices directly? Or do I need to ask them out and buy them food or drinks first? I sure don't want to offend them and get beaten up, LOL.

[Yanqui69]

What is the brand name of this and does it work?

Hey, I was internet surfing anyway. I saw two products with credible press coverage for topical use.

One, is Vitaros cream containing the active ingredient alprostadil. (This is the drug used for guys with severe ED, that normally involves injection into the penis).

The other is Eroxon*gel, also known as MED2002,0. 2% w / w glyceryl trinitrate gel. This compound is the same as the drug nitroglycerin, used for those with heart conditions. Nitroglycerin for heart conditions is sold by prescription with a 2% concentration. Note that the ED gel has a tenth of that ingredient.

So, product names are VITAROS and EROXON / MED2002. If available in the DR, no telling what the local version is named.

The active ingredients are ALPROSTADIL or GLYCERYL TRINITRATE. Personally, I would be very wary of purchasing the latter in the DR, as 2% concentration is used for heart conditions, and the possibility of incorrect dosage, resulting in a heart related incident is not worth the effort, considering the availability of LA PELA pills, etc.

If there is any word on the ALPROSTADIL cream / gel, that would be of interest.

Good luck to all.

Y69.

[D Cups]

Is The Topical Gel for ED available in the DR? If anyone knows pass the info on.

What is the brand name of this and does it work?

[Quagmire1974]

Thanks for your kind remarks. My health issues are not resolvable and derive from old age. One of them is failing memory. I have absolutely no recollection of any disagreements with you, though I take your word for it. I hope I did not cause too much offence.

No offense caused at all, Charles. The only thing that was bruised was my pride, but humility (and patience) are two things that I'm trying to learn more of in my life.

Please take care of yourself and check in with us whenever you can.

[BigTimeFun]

Is The Topical Gel for ED available in the DR? If anyone knows pass the info on.

[Charles Pooter]

Nice to hear from you, Charles. Despite our past disagreements and colorful banter, I wouldn't wish death on you, or anyone else for that matter. I was just genuinely concerned about your status, as you had an almost daily presence in the Sosua forum in the past, but lately contributions that are few and far between. Hope you get your health issues remedied soon and that we see you more often in this forum.

Thanks for your kind remarks. My health issues are not resolvable and derive from old age. One of them is failing memory. I have absolutely no recollection of any disagreements with you, though I take your word for it. I hope I did not cause too much offence.

[Quagmire1974]

Hi, Quagmire. If you are hoping he has snuffed it, I am sorry to disappoint you. The miserable old git is still hanging on, with increasing health problems.

Latest is an umbilical hernia. He had some fun last week allowing a waitress on the Malecon to feel it through his shirt. He told her he was growing a second penis because he was too virile to have only one. She believed him.

None of his health problems are remotely dangerous (as yet) but they do cramp his style romantically. As does the falling value of the pound sterling resulting from the Brexit fiasco. So he confines himself to a couple of old flames who service his needs out of pity (for a pittance). Both haitianas, of course.

He does not post on here much because he has nothing to say, not that that has stopped him in the past. Spending a lot of time catching up on movies he missed out on during that large part of his life wasted working. Also working on a novel based on his time on this island, though whether he will be spared to complete it is another matter. Writing fiction hurts his brain so it is slow progress.

Not sure why Quagmire in particular is enquiring. Does Pooter owe him money?

Nice to hear from you, Charles. Despite our past disagreements and colorful banter, I wouldn't wish death on you, or anyone else for that matter. I was just genuinely concerned about your status, as you had an almost daily presence in the Sosua forum in the past, but lately contributions that are few and far between. Hope you get your health issues remedied soon and that we see you more often in this forum.

[Charles Pooter]

Does anyone know the status of Charles Pooter? He posted in various Dominican Republic forums here on ISG almost everyday in the past, but his posts now are becoming increasingly infrequent, with his last post on ISG on August 8. No, I'm not trying to be all up in his business, I'm just genuinely concerned about someone who had a near-daily presence on ISG in the past.

Hi, Quagmire. If you are hoping he has snuffed it, I am sorry to disappoint you. The miserable old git is still hanging on, with increasing health problems.

Latest is an umbilical hernia. He had some fun last week allowing a waitress on the Malecon to feel it through his shirt. He told her he was growing a second penis because he was too virile to have only one. She believed him.

None of his health problems are remotely dangerous (as yet) but they do cramp his style romantically. As does the falling value of the pound sterling resulting from the Brexit fiasco. So he confines himself to a couple of old flames who service his needs out of pity (for a pittance). Both haitianas, of course.

He does not post on here much because he has nothing to say, not that that has stopped him in the past. Spending a lot of time catching up on movies he missed out on during that large part of his life wasted working. Also working on a novel based on his time on this island, though whether he will be spared to complete it is another matter. Writing fiction hurts his brain so it is slow progress.

Not sure why Quagmire in particular is enquiring. Does Pooter owe him money?

[Quagmire1974]

Hey fellas,

Does anyone know the status of Charles Pooter? He posted in various Dominican Republic forums here on ISG almost everyday in the past, but his posts now are becoming increasingly infrequent, with his last post on ISG on August 8. No, I'm not trying to be all up in his business, I'm just genuinely concerned about someone who had a near-daily presence on ISG in the past.

[GrownMan1]

Here are some of your observations from previous trips. Inquiring minds would like to know why you spend your money and time visiting a place over and over again you appear to dislike so much??

Maybe he is the personification of insanity. Or he is one of those hip hop DJs remixing cutting and stratching his vacation to the same situation. Suga Knight museum comparison is an interesting simile and observation. SK is an over 300 pounds Cigar smoking intimidating thugged out African American.

His posts goes back to 2013. Wow RonnyRon you did some homework. I would like to hear his honest response.