Bangkok Reports

[Syzygies]

Over the years, however, I came to the realization that the GoGo bars are also a money pit. Worse, the value is not there anymore for me. Over the past 5 years or so, it became quite clear to me that this venue had become way overpriced, damn the eye candy. I would still visit the Lord in Bangkok when it was open, but at least I didn't leave an arm and a leg at the club, buying drinks and then paying a barfine.

Getting a top looking girl at The Lord could cost you 5400 baht, just a wild example, some cost more. I rarely wanted the cheaper category girls. You have not seen her body properly so could be disappointing. You could find her very restrictive in the room, like no kissing for starters. That was my experience. Just not fun for me.

You could get a hot bargirl for less that that if you did not get sucked into over spending on drinks. You might have seen her body completely, or scantily clad. You might have mucked around with her in the bar and got some nice tongue kissing. My Shark bargirls are nice kissers, even in the bar.

Can I get just as good at a lower price in an Oily MP? Yes, but it is so hard to find any pretty girls in the oilies. All rather average or below, with a rare exception. Okay I found one pretty faced slim girl face 8 points plus, who speaks zero English, so thankfully she is a lot cheaper, but they don't grow on trees, and she seems to work sporadically, training for some other profession. They also seem to disappear before long. Which stunner or close in an Oily ever lasted beyond one year? A few months if you are lucky.

Yes I agree that most bargirls are overpriced and a rip off, but just a few are good looking enough to be worth it, and I can't find the better alternative. I tried Thermae, and usually found it to be unsatisfactory one way or another. Did not get what I wanted. Yet it was cheaper. Street girls were a lot cheaper, but did I find a super stunner, absolutely fun, with a hot body. No. Dream on. I have one regular girl who is great and cheaper than a bar girl, but not easy to find. Looking around the bars is the easier way to find what you want.

I looked in Club 102, but did not find my spec there. Nothing really pretty to my taste. All a bit too ordinary, but above average (mostly). Keep trying and be patient is all I can do. The most beautiful 2 girls I saw anywhere in last 10 days was the Thai Smile airline staff, one at check in was fabulously cute / lovely, and another at the gate was pretty good, for my personal spec. Totally out of my league for sure, but I would be willing to pay. The next most appealing girl I saw, and thought I want to try her, was dancing naked in 5 Star. Probably the very ancient natural exotic Thai look.

Do I buy the cheapest coffee in the supermarket. Nah, I want some quality. Won't even consider it if not 100% Arabica. Blends dominated by Robusta taste like iron filings. Prefer to import coffee in my suitcase. LOL

[Socker]

Someone asked for some examples.

The name is Socker and unlike you I'm not anal retentive about the noses of women. It's a good thing.

They either look good or they don't. Okay enjoy yourself.

[Fox Two]

Unfortunately nothing close to the many G clubs available in Pattaya. The closest place I came across is actually an oily massage named Club 102 near the Phrom Phong BTS. It looks similar to a Pattaya G club inside, the girls are all just hanging around, the owner is very nice and you can just sit around until you are ready to select a girl.

Yes, thanks. I've been to Club 102. It's a nice setting, kinda like the style of the painter's pubs on Soi 33 back in the day. The french owner / manager is pleasant enough. They operate the same as the other MPs in that location though. The girls all line up and you're asked to make a selection then and there. No idle chit chat or time to grab a drink and relax. Oh well, I guess I'll have to do some more exploring.

Cheers,

FT.

[EihTooms]

This forum has a big power over the lives of some girls. I saw her profile 2 weeks ago on TF and I contacted her on her line ID. I might be wrong but I think she wasn't VIP at that time (meaning that we have to buy a premium membership on TF to be able to chat her on TF), and I believe that she became VIP since you posted that report maybe. I think that she might even have changed the things that she says on her profile because seems like she is receiving too many messages. Anyway the funniest thing is that she even gives her line ID on her profile but guys doesn't seem to find it and send her a message on TF instead.

If they catch a Line ID on your visible profile, ThaiFriendly and ThaiCupid will delete it. The Line ID, that is. I don't think I first chatted with her via her Line ID, I got that from her after we chatted a bit on ThaiFriendly. Maybe the ID had been deleted by then. She didn't seem to be all that busy or booked up when I first chatted with her. As I recall, she was up for whatever time and whatever night I was free to meet her. I even put her off for a day or two and then got back to her to book her kind of spur of the moment. Then she arrived at my front door 30 minutes earlier than the 9PM or whatever time. I wasn't even there yet and she Lined me to ask where I was. She was outside my building, sitting on my front stoop waiting for me when I arrived.

[EihTooms]

From Thai friendly. Has her line ID on the site, not sure if I'm allowed to post it or not here. Won't chat unless you are in Thailand. Pics are her, very attractive 26 year old. Bit of a tummy but overall a very good looking girl. Deal is 2000 for massage and sex, 2500 for massage and two shots. She used to do massage and it shows. If you are in need of a cute girl to show up and do a nice massage followers by a nice BJ and sex at a very reasonable price I highly recommend her.

I've had her. She used a different name though. Or, rather, I've "booked" her as you did, through ThaiFriendly. About a month ago. She is notably older, heavier and thicker than her pics but not too objectionably so. Those pics are probably 5-6 years old, imo. Had a baby.

In our pre-booking discussion, BBFS was a no go and I told her that was fine if she would agree to BBBJ+CIM. She did agree to it, "no problem". 2000 (as I recall) for a leisurely, no hurry ST. Nicely shaved pussy. Said she likes and is fine with DATY. Fairly fluent in English.

She was pleasant on arrival, even early as I recall. She went on and on about how we could get together every now and then to go jogging at the nearby park, which is something we had in common anyway. But when we got down to it she still pulled out a condom and set it next to us. I asked why since we were only doing DATY and BBBJ+CIM. No answer, just a smile. She seemed to be rather indifferent to DATY. Mine at least. Ok. Then on to the BBBJ+CIM.

"no problem" turned into a big problem. It was obvious from her utter resistance to follow simple instructions like "please go slower" and her tendency to pull away too often that she had no intention of finishing a blowjob in any way. She even started to do the thing where she would stop to wipe her mouth dry every 1-2 strokes. I put a stop to it and told her it was clear she hadn't told me the truth about giving a BBBJ+CIM. Told her I would give her 1,000 for her time and what we had done together (She got naked, we showered together, there was some uneventful DATY and she did at least put my dick in her mouth for a few minutes) and walked her out the door of my building.

If you are great with condoms then she might be ok for basic lick around the edges, cap on and proceed until finished fare. But I would not expect anything else of an erotic nature. Then again, YMMV and it sounds like your experience, Breadman, was much better than mine.

[Syzygies]

Have you been to Indonesia? You won't find many boob jobs, but lots of nose jobs.

I don't like the nose jobs either, but I don't exclude any girls who have one if they have a killer body or great personality.

No have not been there. I would probably appreciate the lack of boob jobs. I like very soft. I have had a girl from Jakarta (quite a few repeats) in the past in my home country who was absolutely stunning. Face 9 and body 10. She probably got deported back home after she left her fianc. I never would have been bored with her. Her sexy naked dancing was a delight too. She could have worked at CH and been No.1 girl easily. I have not had a lot of Thai girls that looked as good.

I don't really look any further at girls if I don't like the face, or the expression on the face (I guess that implies not so good personality). I know however many mongers will see a young girl with a great body, and say she is hot or even pretty, where the face is really quite ordinary. With many bargirls trying to get 3K these days, I won't bother unless the girl is rather special looking to me. I guess the best ones probably don't need to drop their price to get customers. I don't absolutely exclude nose jobs, as I took Oom at CH tall light skin small tits, and model body, and face very cute for me, yet she was not that popular (maybe too slim for some). Years ago took Yok at Tulip with a nose job. Possibly some others. Girl in CanCam massage May? I also don't exclude tit jobs in all cases, but still don't choose them often. Have to be a good job, and nice to touch.

Is it too much to ask for a girl to have a nice cute face and a good body as well? Perhaps so, as getting hard to find in the P4 P area. I get so fussy or wary that I just fail to try any new girls that have not known for quite a while. Have not tried a girl just met for months. Last one probably was not in Thailand. It is a sign of mongering imperative declining severely. I did see one girl in 5 star that I mean to try another day. Good body, face cute enough, and attitude looked very playful indeed, plus she was completely naked on a well lit stage, so no surprises about the body. Tits could have been a bit bigger but were natural. Ass looked magnificent. Probably would have taken her except someone else BFed her fairly quickly.

My girl selection has to out class my GF for looks who is still hot at 38. Otherwise why pay good money? I could just go to the BJ shop to get the rocks off if anything will do or want a bargain. Actually I must say I enjoyed my last Kasalong girl who was not ugly and a good fuck, but that was a few months ago. Also was a few months since tried Bo at Mango who seems to be gone these days. Do any hot new girls actually last long?

[Smoothy]

In other countries I am not so concerned about nose jobs because there are so few of them.

Have you been to Indonesia? You won't find many boob jobs, but lots of nose jobs.

I don't like the nose jobs either, but I don't exclude any girls who have one if they have a killer body or great personality.

[Syzygies]

Since your only criteria for girls seems to be their nose, I am shocked by this.

Plenty of times I have stated my criteria, and were several and I am fussy and prefer a non surgeries look. Ugly ass, ugly tits, ugly nose, so many things could eliminate the girl. Don't like fat girls and not too much sag. I also don't like severe railway tracks as for many others. In other countries I am not so concerned about nose jobs because there are so few of them.

I don't mind darker skin, I don't mind girls over 30 still in good shape, I don't mind girls with babies if damage if no damage. I like slim legs and a high ass. Tit size not very important if not sag bags, but tit shape is important. Prefer slimmer face (not round). Soft silicone jobs only. Not really into mega piercings. Some tats are O.K.

[Syzygies]

Anybody know of where the action is in ton Buri. I am living in talat Phlu.

Chao Praya 3 is on Thon side, and I believe there should be others if these places are still open.

IDA is a very good Soapy on other side but not far from Rama 3.

[Smoothy]

I had a regular girl at CH with a nose job.

Since your only criteria for girls seems to be their nose, I am shocked by this.

[Syzygies]

I understand we all have our preferences. I don't like girls with man hands. I know of some of Syzy's FKK girls and they have same or similar noses to many of these Thai girls who got nose jobs. Same look is ok on an Euro girl but not a Thai girl?

No that is not the case. Europeans girl natural nose does not look similar to Thai with a weak nose operation. There do exist good ones, just they don't seem to be common in bargirls, or I simply can't detect the good ones. Plenty of European girls also get rejected if I don't like the nose.

Someone asked for some examples. The first problem is most web pics will be of superior nose jobs, rather than crap ones, however I guess we can find some examples. As a person who got used to the Thai look of 27 years ago, it is sort of strange to see a new look these days that looks unnatural, and therefore slightly alien look to me.

I attach some examples. Maybe most of you will find the girl's noses to be improved. In most cases I prefer the original natural look (perhaps not in every case). So I am freaky. I don't know how many of you would notice the nose jobs on these girls if seeing them in real life after they have been done. However to me they jump out like a beacon. To me possibly all but one looked better before the nose job, ignoring the skin improvements and any other alterations. The NJ5 girl is pretty for me without the nose job. So why do it? The NJ4 girl had a nose problem but the after was not really an improvement for me. Most of these nose jobs stand out as extremely obvious, at least to me. Not very subtle. Aum the movie star included before and after. I actually liked her before look including the smaller tits. So that must make me the freak to like such a natural good look, rather than the highly altered look. The after look has a less feminine face to me. In this case the nose job looks to be a very good one (not noticable), but something else means I still prefer the Before look.

I suppose next assignment is to post some good ones. I may have difficulty finding many BEFORE and AFTER pics where I think the After is really excellent.

If I cannot detect a nose job, then that must be a good one and look very natural. Some models have a superb job and look good. Just that excellent ones are rare.

I had a regular girl at CH with a nose job. It was a very good one and I liked it, no problem. So her nose became longer but did not look weird.

So lets be clear. I just don't like very obvious exaggerated nose jobs that look like they are not really part of the person.

[Nyezhov]

Anybody know of where the action is in ton Buri. I am living in talat Phlu.

[Banana Boi]

I understand we all have our preferences. I don't like girls with man hands. I know of some of Syzy's FKK girls and they have same or similar noses to many of these Thai girls who got nose jobs. Same look is ok on an Euro girl but not a Thai girl? I don't care if they have a nose job or no nose job, eyes done or not done, colored hair or not, white skin or dark skin. If they are hot imo they are hot.

I'm curious if any of you know of any bar / lounges in BKK that operate in the same fashion / style as Kinaree and other gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya. That is to say, they're mostly daytime / early evening clubs that have a relaxed atmosphere where you can hang out as long as you want, offer food / drink and have rooms on the premises to enjoy a bit of horizontal refreshment from the freelancers. I did a search on this thread and it came up empty.

Unfortunately nothing close to the many G clubs available in Pattaya. The closest place I came across is actually an oily massage named Club 102 near the Phrom Phong BTS. It looks similar to a Pattaya G club inside, the girls are all just hanging around, the owner is very nice and you can just sit around until you are ready to select a girl.

[Socker]

Over all I was slightly underwhelmed after other good reports, but mostly because of my personal taste is for natural but 90% of girls had nose jobs I think, perhaps more. Could see one pretty girl but too much nostrils under the nose showing. I am sure I could find a suitable girl though if I spent time there and ruled out all the nose jobs.

No other monger mentions these hideous nose jobs (as you do) so I'm wondering what to look for? Can you post some before and after pics found on the internet? Not asking for personal shots.

Otherwise, thanks for the pricing info on your recent FR. Patpong sounds pretty good.

[Syzygies]

Firstly called into King's Castle 1 (Pat Pong 2). They had a lot of girls, maybe 40 and almost all Coyote types, even a Monday, and 70%+ were quite skinny and also young I would guess. Not many completely ugly girls. It sort of reminded of Bacarra type of line up although very few fake tits, and probably 70% of girls may have had almost no tits under the multi layer bra. All girls over dressed Even for Coyotes. None topless and no G strings. Over all I was slightly underwhelmed after other good reports, but mostly because of my personal taste is for natural but 90% of girls had nose jobs I think, perhaps more. Could see one pretty girl but too much nostrils under the nose showing. I am sure I could find a suitable girl though if I spent time there and ruled out all the nose jobs. The stage lighting was definitely far better than Billboard, so that was a plus. Some girls knew how to dance a little bit like Coyote style, but most did not. So we can call them fake Coyotes.

I did not notice a huge number of the crazy type hairstyles common to Bacarra, so overall definitely much more classy than Bacarra for me only really spoiled by being overdressed and domination of noses that looked glued on (how most nose jobs look to my eye). The were plenty of customers but only one other Farang entered, so very Japanese dominated. I could not rate more than 2 or 3 girls above a 7, some would be 8 if had no nose job, and maybe being nude would allow me to up the score, also, otherwise the figure is somewhat unknown.

Later I tried out Cowboy 2. It also had a lot of girls with a lot more variety of looks, but dominated by Coyotes. Did not find a girl that I could decide was stunning yet again. Some very cute but this time perhaps spoiled by misshaped sillies. Coyotes are 3000 BF plus 3000 to the girl. LOL 2nd class girls with skirts are 800 BF and 3000 to the girl. Never saw if the skirt girls were acceptable looking or not. Seems like all Bargirls are trying for 3000 these days regardless of their quality of looks. I am not that keen to take less than a stunner or super hottie.

I was in there with a girl in tow, and my girl called a coyote over to sit with me, who had fairly good body, but not much ass, and mouth full of wires (Braces). I asked her the prices for BFing the Coyotes, and for some strange reason she chose to lean over and answer to my girl instead of to me directly. I found this behaviour to be very odd, given the question was asked in Thai. Maybe she wanted to whisper it very quietly, like it was a very embarrassing question. I believe most Coyotes in Cowboy2 are available to fuck, but will cost you an arm and a leg. This is not an Arab's bar.

Again most customers were Japanese or similar with only one other Farang spotted.

To be honest, I would prefer to be watching 5 or 6 all naked natural girls with quite good bodies and shave pussy dancing on a well lit stage in 5 Star, despite the bad music there. Selecting from over dressed girls is not quite working for me. Walking in Soi Cowboy there were some stunning bait girls in front of some bars, better than anything I had seen inside the bars. In front of Kiss a definite ladyboy (that is a worry), also one in front of Sahara, one known to work in Crazy Cats, so LBs are starting to spread in the Cowboy. There are bound to be more (not just at Cock'rtoo). I recall 2 or 3 in Deja Vu a few years back.