Bali

[Rob Jones]

Come on mate. How long have you been hobbying? There are two things you need to reflect upon.

- Any girl who sleeps with you inside two hours of meeting is a hooker. I am presuming you paid her a little something for her troubles.

- These girls are smart, they will size up the monger and start saying things that you like to / want to hear.

That said, the local men indeed treat the girls like shit, yet these girls will go and fuck them for free and even spend all the money you give them on these men and fund their booze, bikes, drugs, etc.

Hi Blanc.

I hope used to play in Bali before I fell in love with Pattaya and it's a different game as far as I'm concerned. When going to Bali I would hit Badoo about 2 months out and build up a rapport with the girls. I would focus on 9 for my 3 day stay knowing that I would only meet 3. Over 4 such visits I have paid 2 girls and the quickest in the sack was a gem from Raja Ampat who picked me up at the Bomb memorial and took me straight back to my hotel and we were fucking. Usually after dinner and drinks it was back to the room. I have messaged and fucked a tourist from Jakarta the whole encounter from first message to saying goodbye 4 hours with 2 of those hours in bed.

In Pattaya you don't need game as some of the other contributors claim only money but in Bali if you put in the work before hand you will be rewarded.

Rob.

[Wimble]

I assume it can be cash equivalent in USD as I rarely have than many bahts. Knock on wood, have not been stopped or delayed yet.

In Thailand there is also a regulation for which one must have at least 10,000 Baht in cash if entering visa exempt, and 20,000 if with any type of visa. At times they use that to harass certain people and deny entry, so be prepared.

[Old New Guy]

Well written BBD, you described well what one can expect at these houses. This time I didn't bothered going there at all, and didn't repeated with the Red Carpet lady either. I'm now back to Pattaya and resumed my usual modus operandi, with good results. Different places, different vibes.

Note, as mentioned I was delayed by Immig. In Bali, and the previous time (but not this one) when returning to to Bangock Don Mueang as well. I know for sure that's because my passports has many pages full of stamps, that triggers heaven knows what kind of suspect. So have your outgoing ticket and hotel reservation printed and show it as soon they start asking instead of stamping. In Thailand there is also a regulation for which one must have at least 10,000 Baht in cash if entering visa exempt, and 20,000 if with any type of visa. At times they use that to harass certain people and deny entry, so be prepared.

[Bbdbbd]

The reason it's simply its huge size built around totally and irremediably insufficient road infrastructure. It ruins anything you may want to do further away from your accomodation or even going to/from the Airport - unless Kuta is your thing...

That's interesting. I guess it's all a matter of perspective. To explain, and to get it out of the way, I am from India, and I was pleasantly surprised at the manner the roads in Bali were maintained. Less so in Lembongan, though; the potholes will ruin your back for life.

I was so impressed, that I promised myself that I'll make another Bali trip, and this time on a bicycle. I'd take the Bali roads and the drivers any day over the homeland. The road infrastructure in India, as you all may already be knowing, is worse than shit.

BBD.

[Bbdbbd]

The second night, I parked my scooter near the market close to Bali Aqua Dive Center, and walked into the lane adjacent to Cirle K. I think they are 66 X and 67 X. The first one didn't have a decent selection (only 3 in bowl), and the second was crowded with local islanders. A guy approached me and showed me around. I didn't find anything interesting, so he asked me to check out villa 3 B in the lane which had Bali Aqua Dive Center. Took me a while to find it, and I had to ask a few locals eating at a warung, much to their amusement. But they kindly pointed out an under construction building with a fishbowl. Again, it was filled with locals who were getting a little rowdy, so I mumbled something about coming back, and I left. I went back to a warung near the Circle K, and the guy guided me to 55 X, him on his scooter and me on mine. There were next to no local islanders, it was a lot more peaceful. Rooms were closeby. A lady came out of one room disgruntled, saying something in Bahasa. The guide later told me that she was complaining that she had to leave because the customer didn't want to use a condom. They have a basic sense, this bunch.

A PYT caught my eye, and while I was checking her out, the guide said that she would give a good service. Opted for her, we went to an AC room, and I paid the handler 3 red notes. Inside the room, she switched on the AC, and we chit chatted a bit while I waited for her to finish her cancer stick. She could manage decent english, and told me that she was from the capital, in the same profession. Due to the conservatives, pursuing the profession was a dangerous option in the capital, so she came to Bali. Once the chimney was put out, she started talking about how much I was going to tip her. She said that for IDR 200 k, she would give me a good service. I almost threw her out, but then I remembered that I wasn't in my home country, where I could have done something about it. The handlers were probably not even going to understand me. So I negotiated the tip down to one red note. She wasn't happy, and she showed it when she used her nails to put on the condom.

A stern word and a firm hand on her petite body (she was probably 5'4 or something) brought her back to her senses. I had to guide her through a decent blowjob with cover. Although petite, she had a nice set of knockers. I played with them to my heart's content, and sucked on each one. Once I was nice and ready, I lay her on her back, and spread her legs. After a couple of minutes of teasing, I thrust into her. A few slow thrusts later, I picked up the tempo steadily to a nice pounding. I probably hit her cervix a few times. It looked like she was in pain. I asked her if she wanted me to stop, and she responded in the negative. I kept at it.

A few minutes later, I guided her petite body into the doggy position to receive again. A few thrusts led to some queefing noise, so we went back to missionary. Kept at it, with a few DFKs. I noticed that she wasn't very wet, so I spat on the condom and inserted in her again. Pounded her while she tried her best not to scream. I came inside her (in a condom), and we immediately went to wash ourselves. Dressed up, gave her a hundy, and went on my way.

As I walked out, I saw the girl complaining about the man not using the condom chilling and having a beer with the attendants while watching TV. Loving the island life.

[Bbdbbd]

I happened to be in Bali for a vacation, and I managed to snag a few hours away from the old ball and chain. Rented a scooter and scooted my way over to Sanur during the wee hours of the morning. Parked the Wario near a bar and I walked down jl. Danau Poso. I had read about jl. Danau Poso as well as jl. Danau Tamblingan in the forum, as well as the map. The first night, I walked till I reached the Circle K, where a man asked me if I wanted a lady. I showed a little bit of interest, and tried negotiating the price down. He started at IDR 500 k, and I brought him down to three red notes. Tried my best to bring it down to two fiddy, but that was the max. While negotiating, I was walking down the street next to the Circle K, and was checking out the fishbowls. The talent didn't look interesting, and the place was crowded with local islanders. I didn't like much of what I saw in that street, so I turned my attention to him. He mentioned that he has girls in the Barokah hotel. I remember reading a similar review, so at least I knew it was a little legit. I had also seen the hotel on my way there. He mentioned that I could come and look at the girls, and if I didn't like any, he'd drop me back near the Circle K without charge. Seemed like a good idea at the time, so I went for it. We reached the hotel and through the fishbowl, I chose a slightly chubby cutie. I like some meat to hold on to while I'm pounding it. Paid the attendant three red notes and we went to a dirty room with a bed in the middle, a mirror on the side of the bed, an A/C and nothing else. The broad couldn't string together an English sentence. I managed to understand that she was from Java, and was a recent mum. Made her giggle by learning the Bahasa words for the female anatomy, and started getting comfy on the bed, with a lot of cuddling. She had massive mammaries, and proper love handles. Reasonable MILF material. Sucked her udders to my heart's content. She hesitated a bit, but I got her at ease, and she finally submitted. I explored her body. She kept mumbling something in her own language.

I lay her down, spread her legs and entered in missionary position. I prefer it so that I can see their expressions at the moment of insertion. Teased her a couple of times, and then slowly entered her. Her kitty was reasonably tight and warm. A couple of strokes with just the tip, and then I slowly thrust the entire staff into her. She moaned just right. Worked up a rhythm, and kept at it for a few minutes. When I could tell that she was warmed up, I started the pounding. Loved seeing the expressions change. Pounded her like a bag of meat, and she took it like a champ. The moaning was just right. Exited her, and guided her body to the canine position. Started the pounding again. Pulled her hair, and squeezed her breasts, half expecting it to leak. She was fat in all the right places, and I squeezed every inch of her. I finally drained myself on in the condom while inside her, and collapsed on her for a few seconds. She seemed relieved. Once shrunk, I pulled junior out, and just lay there on the bed for around 5 minutes with her. Had to use body language to communicate that stuff to her. After 5 minutes, we both washed up in the dirty bathrooms that were attached, and got dressed. We managed to communicate our goodbyes, which included a few honka honkas of her MILF mammaries. A quick slap on the ass, and I sent her back to the fishbowl, and I was on my way again.

[Eszpresszo]

No negativity at all from me for Bali, except about vehicular circulation in Denpasar and all contiguous areas, which translates to how people (not just tourists) move from place to place, quite presently at the present time. If you noticed, another thing they completely misses is pedestrian overpasses, e. G. On Sanur by-pass. And I haven't seen any buses, or other collective mean of transport used by the locals.

No kidding. The Bypass in Sanur is a serious barrier. I found an actual very nice room on the north side of the bypass for $13 USD per night. Besides the loud noise from the road, the other downside was crossing the bypass. You really needed to walk all the way up to a cross walk (which were few and far between, wait a while for the light to change or during daytime hours, for the cop who hung around there to stop traffic for the cross street to get over to the fun side. There were X houses on the north side of the bypass, but again, it takes your jaunt on a different level. And the lack of public transport is another problem. I read about the Bemos but I understand they have become few and far between, and declining in numbers, as well.

[Old New Guy]

I am not sure what some of the negativity re Bali is about.

No negativity at all from me for Bali, except about vehicular circulation in Denpasar and all contiguous areas, which translates to how people (not just tourists) move from place to place, quite presently at the present time. If you noticed, another thing they completely misses is pedestrian overpasses, e. G. On Sanur by-pass. And I haven't seen any buses, or other collective mean of transport used by the locals. Both things are common in Thailand (the first is in fact a consequence of having fast roads). I have Googled Bali tollways with no results but the existing one to Nusa Dua.

Yesterday I went diving to the famous USAT Liberty wreck site up the East shore and no surprise there is wonderful nature all around. Even the (few) touristic locations there aren't overbuilt or too busyt. My point simply is, if I was to choose to live in Bali (I lived in three other ones beside my own), I would have to stay out of the city for mental sanity.

[Pedros Needs]

Fellow punters,

I am not sure what some of the negativity re Bali is about.

I am a reg there 5- 6 times a year, just back from 7 days, a different one each day all freelancers, in fact I intended trying a a new place but ran out of time.

I am 65, no movie star, I can present myself well above all I respect the girls, don't expect for nothing, I will pay anywhere from 500- 800 for a short session, would need to be a star to pay 1 Mill. I had 2 doubles this trip paid 120 for one and 140 for both.

Blind freddy can pick up in Bali, I ask when I am about, pass on a business card or top up on wee chat if need but I don't usually bother with that now as I have plenty to call on. I would rarely bother visiting the X houses in Sanur.

The traffic is what it is, will probably get worse, even though the new toll ways will open next week I understand.

I have never been to any other Asian country so cannot compare (like what I read about the Philippines) but I have to love every aspect of Bali none the least the mongering opportunities that are so easily achieved.

Good luck.

Pedro.

[Barri]

I think you will find that Google has deleted the map due to violation of terms, very unfortunately.

It seems Stykler is right. The map has been deleted. But of course I have a backup.

Now, I don't go to Bali anymore so I can't keep it updated (last update was in 2016). Is there anyone (resident in Bali?) who would like to take over? PM me in that case.

(The original idea to have members doing updates on their own has been curbed by Googles security policy: You can't log in from a different device than last time without typing in a code which is sent by SMS).

[Old New Guy]

This is my 2nd visit to Bali and with good certainty I can tell it's off my list of places where I would live or even travel again.

The reason it's simply its huge size built around totally and irremediably insufficient road infrastructure. It ruins anything you may want to do further away from your accomodation or even going to/from the Airport - unless Kuta is your thing.

Today I booked my PADI certification course and wanted to see them in Sanur, from Seminyak with the rented Honda Click (locally named Vario) 125. Bad idea!

Once I made it back like two hours later, I was just too stressed to even hit to a West beach as I planned (East side beaches all basically suck big time). all I could do was to rest in my budget villa. In fairness also because I got a instant conjunctivitis from toxic domestic contact lenses solution (brand Aquas. Stay away. The girl seller had even warned me: "this only normal quality".

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not exactly a fussy Westerner car "safe driver". When 14 yrs, I suffered going to school misery on 1.5 HP mopeds in the European winter. Aged 18, already with a fucked up ankle I routinely rode my Ninja 900 to excessive speeds. With the Ninja 6R it was little safer as I took it the track at least once. Few years ago I rode my Click 110 in Thailand from Khon Kaen to Pattaya with no fuss, as well as doing Pattaya-Bangkok round trip for the day various times - these were all done WOT start to finish, which perhaps contributed to an involuntary intrusion into the tollway, and consequent ejection to the side road over a specially designated fence door. Finally, just few weeks ago I rode my new off-road 250 CC bike at 38C for some hundreds Km.

Well, nothing has bothered me like driving in Bali. And I have nothing to complain about the way the other 10 millions of scooters drive, although the young expat with its POS custom 150 CC open exhaust and board hooks gives on my balls a little. Into that category I want to put also put the typically sleeveless, insecure Westerner renter, especially with a 90 Kg white whale riding biatch. Add the appalling never ending surround of small shops, with no road going straight for more than 800 m, the probability of being cut into parts on placing a wheel into the concrete gutters 30 cm to your left and the continuous need to read into next person's, and you have it. What it must have been a very pleasant agro suburban area (just look at vibrant green of the few pockets of cultivated land left) it's now simply hell, and no presence of WhaddaFuck brand fashion $60 flip-flops shops going is to make it better.

Give me back the twisty, beach siding roads of Phuket at any time, good for enjoyable rides day and night with any engine, be that for carrying a girl few blocks out of Bangla, or trying to find if the cat's eyes on the infamous Patong Hill road are deadly for a biker as they say (they are not).

Rant over. Pussy update: Ms. R called from another number, but I'm leaning toward the wisdom of no-repeats mongering.

[Old New Guy]

For those who tried Lafavella, what was your way of hooking up / picking up a lady? How did you maneuver in the place's difficult setting and relatively low quality of ladies?

Excuse the nitpick, that's La Favela, which means slum in Brazil. It goes well together with Aussie girls being trashy, LOL.

Now, is your question on how to have game with Western (young) women on holiday? I guess the answer is being under 35 (at least apparently), and be there. Unless they haven't already a cowboy for the ride, that is.

Update: Ms R. from previous report called at 7 pm, to update at 10. At Midnight, I get an message that she can't do it, because has to bring his kid to school tomorrow. Will block number and move on, a good guy here has said he'll set me up.

[VonderJohn]

For those who tried Lafavella, I've tried it too and did not see it worth it.

Now besides the low standard, trashy music that the so-called DJ keeps playing, the place is often crowded and the main dancing area is over-crowded, leaving little or no space for proper dancing let alone conversation with the lady. I've tried it a few times and never felt comfortable or had a good chance to pick up a lady, especially that many of them are trashy aussie high school graduates.

For those who tried Lafavella, what was your way of hooking up / picking up a lady? How did you maneuver in the place's difficult setting and relatively low quality of ladies?

[JohnTimor]

I agree Melati spa is not value, you will end up paying over 700 for a nude HJ not worth it in my opinion.

The new spa next to Kutar Bugar was just opening when I dropped in, was told by security 700 for one hour FS, back in a couple of days I might try and report.

Maharani spa is still pretty good value the 750 option will get you FS, but on the suggestion of girls, I pay the basic 250 for massage and negotiate with the girl, maybe not working out a lot cheaper but this way the girl gets the extra, deserving in my eyes as she is doing the deed.

I intend giving Ofiis for a try this trip also.

Cheers.

Pedro.

Good to know, maybe I try Maharani later.

Near Kuta Bugar for cheap FS you have Angel spa, low quality but if you insist 350 k for FS is normal price they accept.

[Old New Guy]

You can pick up ladies (youngsters) from La Favella. Be there starting 9 pm. It can get crowded tho.
You can pick up older women from Red Carpet. Facing La Favella to the right. Less crowded.

Went there yesterday night at 1 am. Note, if you drive from South, at the very end Gmaps may take you into a narrow alley, that's OK. That corner is probably the most animated at night in the entire islands, still well cramped and modest if you get what I mean. La Favela was out of question, with a very long line of young tourists lined up, I couldn't care less how wonderfully is setup inside, so just had a walk around, appreciated the convenience of a 24 h international foods and spirits store, but that was pretty much it.

Red Carpet is some sort of bar with dressed but ugly girlss in front. The doorman was unable or unwilling to tell if there were single ladies inside, in the end everyone seemed quite disinterested. A "drink voucher" is 100 K, paid at the door and went up a narrow stair, to get into a quite small hall with "discrete tables", a bar, more steps up and down to the tiny dance floor, and lots a refrigerated storage for their signature Champagnes. Which find palatable only with certain European foods and certainly not at night, but if they can upsell to whoever trying to impress I'm not sure who, more power to them. However even with the voucher you will be hit for 80 K more for anything that's not a soft drink a guess. There was an (ugly) singer doing her best on old pieces, very few people around, and 5 or 6 evident hookers dancing among themselves. One or two must have been the slim Africans mentioned elsewhere.

Of these few I hit on pretty decent looking 30-something Javanese of traditional chubbish, but not overly fat constitution they take around that age. She has a wonderful smile, I smiled back to the best of my recent cosmetic dental treatment, in fact I was just happy to sew that even in "puritan" Bali there are nightclubs that cater (also) to the single man. She was friendly, we had a little dance and conversation. I wasn't feeling stingy and paid 180 K for a drink to here, tipped the waiter nicely but without much reaction. After a good while the pathetic singer was done and an equally pathetic DJ started a pretty sorry ass set. Finally at some point she almost shyly said that she had to be paid to which I just smiled more and said sure, 1 M. She asked for 1. 5, then asked again in the room and perhaps in the morning, but to no avail. She took that and I think any other girl there would have done the same, or even accepted less. We crossed them while leaving and they complimented her for the "good job". There weren't simply no other punter around, by now I find that normal in Bali. I may report more about her more a next time, but in short all was good except for an issue which I still have to better understand.