FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Vito Corleone]

Hey guys,

I am not sure if this can be posted, but I guess I will find out if this post doesn't the guidelines. I'll be in Germany for a week starting from October 19th until the 25th, flying in from Canada. I am new to this FKK scene and was wondering if anyone would be going to Bernd's during this time and would be interested with another person joining them.

Thanks!

I'll be there Saturday October 20th around 1:45 pm.

[ExpatLover]

Hey guys,

I am not sure if this can be posted, but I guess I will find out if this post doesn't the guidelines. I'll be in Germany for a week starting from October 19th until the 25th, flying in from Canada. I am new to this FKK scene and was wondering if anyone would be going to Bernd's during this time and would be interested with another person joining them.

Thanks!

As a first timer I don't recommend you Bernd, go to Shark, Samya or oase it will be a far better experience for you.

[ArtVande]

Hey guys,

I am not sure if this can be posted, but I guess I will find out if this post doesn't the guidelines. I'll be in Germany for a week starting from October 19th until the 25th, flying in from Canada. I am new to this FKK scene and was wondering if anyone would be going to Bernd's during this time and would be interested with another person joining them.

Thanks!

[DMD2017]

Usually, I enjoy going to Bernds in my travels to Germany. That changed in my most recent visit.
Kathy-Ann tried to cheat me for time (for the less than 30 minutes of condom-less sex) and then her fully clothed blow job at the downstairs couch! I got the bill with Kathy-Ann slightly reduced to $150, but I felt angry she tried to cheat me!

Anyway, despite having good sessions with the other two girls that day, I will skip Bernd's on my next visit in a few months because of Kathy-Ann! She left a bad taste in my mouth and I do hope that Connie and Edith can either tell her not to be so aggressive and cheat people, or just fire her because she might ruin business for the rest of the girls.

I've seen Kathy-Ann during Mara's last day in Bernd's. Even when I was talking to Mara, Kathy-Ann always tried to make things about her! I don't find that attractive in a woman, and I would just avoid her if she tries to approach. If she gives you trouble, just tell Edith or Connie! I agree, she might scare away business for Bernd's and it's girls! Maybe they should fire her!

[ExpatLover]

News of Mara's 'retirement' makes me both happy and sad.

Happy, because I know that she has been preparing for a second career in another 'people business' for a few years, and I'm glad to see someone as genuine, friendly, open and professional as Mara move on. I wish her all the best in her future life.

Sad, because since 2004 she has been the Bernds 'gold standard' for me, and for the last couple of years has been the only reason to go there. She was the 'nec Plus ultra' of Bernds, and brought calmness, sensuality and grace with her around the unterschloss down the years.

She also seemed such a genuine, direct person. She knew what she did and gave a human service to those she met. Over the years I was filled with respect as I watched Mara help (and blow) a blind man who the other girls avoided; it was Mara who approached a Japanese man with no German and not much English who sat looking lost in the corner; and when she wasn't working she was often tidying towels, being friendly and generally doing what needed to be done.

So let me join some others in wishing her well for the future. I wish there were more like her in the FKK business.

Just another prostitutes trying something and who will probably be back in the coming months, so much easier to open months and legs to earn money.

[George Bickham]

News of Mara's 'retirement' makes me both happy and sad.

Happy, because I know that she has been preparing for a second career in another 'people business' for a few years, and I'm glad to see someone as genuine, friendly, open and professional as Mara move on. I wish her all the best in her future life.

Sad, because since 2004 she has been the Bernds 'gold standard' for me, and for the last couple of years has been the only reason to go there. She was the 'nec Plus ultra' of Bernds, and brought calmness, sensuality and grace with her around the unterschloss down the years.

She also seemed such a genuine, direct person. She knew what she did and gave a human service to those she met. Over the years I was filled with respect as I watched Mara help (and blow) a blind man who the other girls avoided; it was Mara who approached a Japanese man with no German and not much English who sat looking lost in the corner; and when she wasn't working she was often tidying towels, being friendly and generally doing what needed to be done.

So let me join some others in wishing her well for the future. I wish there were more like her in the FKK business.

[TeeVee]

Usually, I enjoy going to Bernds in my travels to Germany. I have had good times and favorites!

That changed in my most recent visit. After coming in, I met a heavyset older woman named Kathy-Ann. She was bleach blonde and dressed in a masseuse outfit. I didn't think much about it at the time, but I didn't want a massage anyway!

So later that evening, I went to the sauna downstairs to relax.

Kathy-Ann came in and sat next to me. She started to give me a blow job (a bit aggressive because I really didn't ask for it) and I decided to just go with it! She then wanted me to have sex with her without a condom (even though I'm not into old, fat chicks) and decided, "Why not?

A big mistake! Being not into her, I wasn't hard and couldn't plug her, so she gave me another blow job. No erection, so I just said, "That's okay" and left the sauna. I didn't spend any more than 30 minutes in that sauna, BTW.

Then I'm resting on the couches downstairs and Kathy-Ann wanted to give me yet another blow job (but she is now dressed in that masseuse outfit again) and I thought, "Okay. Maybe she felt bad about not getting me hard, so she wants to try again" and agreed. Another big mistake! Anyway, no erection for her! I went about the rest of the night with the other girls and thought nothing about the bad sessions with Kathy-Ann.

Now, upon leaving, I have to settle my bill! Maria gets $100, Eliza gets $50, and Kathy-Ann gets. $200? I question the bill and Kathy-Ann tried to cheat me for time (for the less than 30 minutes of condom-less sex) and then her fully clothed blow job at the downstairs couch! I got the bill with Kathy-Ann slightly reduced to $150, but I felt angry she tried to cheat me!

Anyway, despite having good sessions with the other two girls that day, I will skip Bernd's on my next visit in a few months because of Kathy-Ann! She left a bad taste in my mouth and I do hope that Connie and Edith can either tell her not to be so aggressive and cheat people, or just fire her because she might ruin business for the rest of the girls.

[ExpatLover]

I remember Mara well, although she probably won't remember me from this post. But she always remembered me in person.

The only time she disappointed me was when her braces came off. (Kidding! Sort of.)

Whatever her chosen path is I wish her health and happiness.

They are just prostitutes no need to remember you I prefer not, how many guys they are sucking and fucking every day or week?

[Neurosynth]

Mara, if you are reading this, while I have said my goodbye to you already after our last session, let me very sadly again thank you for all the great times you have given me over the last 4 years. Every session had been outstanding! And I wish you the very best in your new career.

I remember Mara well, although she probably won't remember me from this post. But she always remembered me in person.

The only time she disappointed me was when her braces came off. (Kidding! Sort of.)

Whatever her chosen path is I wish her health and happiness.

[TankTank123]

And Mara, who often checking into ISG, enjoy fully whatever you do next and in your life.

Mara, if you are reading this, while I have said my goodbye to you already after our last session, let me very sadly again thank you for all the great times you have given me over the last 4 years. Every session had been outstanding! And I wish you the very best in your new career.

[Excess]

Ah Boomer, there have been a few bumping into's over the years. Thank you for the signal that Mara is moving off into new directions. A definite fixture and more importantly the essence of a smiling personality and supreme service levels. Can only wish her bon voyage, good health and an interesting rest of. I was thinking only last week that a trip to the 'Hof was long overdue and that Mara would be the recipient of a rare multi-hour session. You will find a new favorite while Ms. M. will be a life long highlight. Take care Boomer.

And Mara, who often checking into ISG, enjoy fully whatever you do next and in your life.

[Boomer10]

I haven't been active on the board for a number of years. Some of the old timers may remember me but they're probably gone as I will be after this post.

A number of years ago, I discovered my ATF and I've visited her every chance I could after that first meeting. I haven't written much about those meetings. Mostly because I find telling tales a skill I lack but also because my time with her belongs to me and I don't want to share that time with anyone.

Tonight was Mara's last night at Bernds. She is beginning an exciting new journey and I am confident she will succeed at this new challenge. I am fortunate that I was able to spend today with her and a number of her friends and wish her all of the happiness she deserves.

[FKKTOUR]

Monthly Newsletter

Hello dear Schieferhof visitor!

Autumn stops and gives us sunny days with pleasant temperatures-of course there is also a little rain. But Bernd's Saunaclub makes sure that the sun rises! Here are our September events for you:

Friday, September 7th: Discount Day-Save 20 euro at the entrance!

Friday, September 14: Raffle day-Win free admission for Bernds Saunaclub.

Wednesday, September 19: Lingerie Day-Enjoy the sight of attractively dressed ladies.

Friday, September 21: Discount Day-Save 20 euro at the entrance!

Friday, September 28: Raffle day-Win free admission for Bernds Saunaclub.

Do you have questions about the individual events? Then please call us or just come by and let yourself be pampered! In the autumn weather we recommend you a nice sauna with a relaxing massage!

Best regards,

Bernd's Saunaclub.

Location:

Bernd's FKK Saunaclub.

Schieferhof 28.

53773 Hennef (Sieg).

Tel. : +49 2248 1529.

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[SpermBirds]

About consistency you are 100% correct Neurosmyth. It has been like that for ages, probably only not AS public as before. With a line-up of 7 to 10 women of which at least 5 are not that attractive you can't expect much else than AO as main attraction / trigger. There a no secrets or miracles. It is like it was and like it always will be, otherwise they could close the joint probably! Nothing wrong with that and some people might like it, not me for that matter by the way. But it's always funny to read the raving reports about some (AO) clubs and those guys just get lost and lost a bit more every single visit. Just until they can't fuck with a supermodel anymore if they would meet them (With protection of course). Degrading stuff if you think about it.

[Neurosynth]

Quite strange: all experienced mongers know how it works in FKK Bernds: apart from 1 or maybe 2 girls, all the other provide AO-service for the obvious Bernds-bonus of 50 E off course. So basically some men (which don't find a lot of pleasure in fucking with condom, or simply can't fuck with condom anymore) pay 70 Euro entry (which is the highest in the area) for lousy installations, limited food, quite dirty circumstances, limited amount of women, and pay 50 Euro pro half-hour + 50 Euro Bernds-bonus probably for women which are not quite attractive in most cases. (let's assume 90% of the costumers). Quite ridiculous and it tells more about the clients anyhow. They are degrading themselves more and more, but don't even understand their pityfull situation. Most of them would not even consider to book the same girls if they would see them in other clubs and circumstances. It is just an overpriced RTC-club bottom line. You can see several of the regulars in clubs like Freude / Luderland / Acapulco Gold and Babylon. If you see which girls they prefer in those clubs (mostly ugly ones with Berndsservice without the "bonus" one can only suspect. Come on, it's obvious.

I've not been there for a couple years, but Bernd's has been remarkably consistent over the years, and the above is not what I've experienced and not what is typically reported. It's significantly better than that.