Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

Holy crap, guys hate on this place so much it's starting to make me curious. It's like a bad road accident you don't want to see but can't help slowing down to take a look.

Have you ever been to an Asian Massage Parlor in. Let's use Indianapolis? The young one is 40 and below average in looks. You don't want to know about the old ones. That's not what Secret Spa is like, but compared to what's available in Medellin, it's what it feels like.

Walked in once after a complete knockout handed me a card on La 70.4 girls, all chubby, none of them particularly attractive. Not ugly, just US average, which is well below Medellin average. 1 of them I probably would have taken, if I was really horny and the price was under 80 k.

[MedellinGringo]

Just about any place is better than Secret Spa. They are the same price as Energy, but the girls there wouldn't make it in a casa charging 1/3 the price.

Try Energy, New Life, Aiffe, Sexxy Amigas, Yakuza or just about any other casa.

Sounds about right.

[Sangnyc21]

All of them are 10's with no kids, 18 years old, give perfect GFE and PSE at the same time and the only charge 20 k for 3 hours, or 30 k if you want a threesome.

What's with the sarcasm? LOL.

[Knowledge]

Holy crap, guys hate on this place so much it's starting to make me curious. It's like a bad road accident you don't want to see but can't help slowing down to take a look.

Just about any place is better than Secret Spa. They are the same price as Energy, but the girls there wouldn't make it in a casa charging 1/3 the price.

Try Energy, New Life, Aiffe, Sexxy Amigas, Yakuza or just about any other casa.

[JjBee62]

Thanks. What do the girls usually charge? Am I wrong to assume they would be hotter than the normal street walkers you would see in Vera Cruz or Lleras area?

All of them are 10's with no kids, 18 years old, give perfect GFE and PSE at the same time and the only charge 20 k for 3 hours, or 30 k if you want a threesome.

[JjBee62]

Last time I visited just one to one spa on laureles, also too ugly, something like secret spa. Is there any casa where girlr are like 8+ , I may visit Medellin again, will try New life or Energy, maybe Loutron? . The only place I lreally iked the girsl were at Gustos, but is expensive, I want to try the casas.

Just about any place is better than Secret Spa. They are the same price as Energy, but the girls there wouldn't make it in a casa charging 1/3 the price.

Try Energy, New Life, Aiffe, Sexxy Amigas, Yakuza or just about any other casa.

[The Tall Man]

The poor guy got royally screwed at Luna Lunera. I'm sorry to read about them charging a cover. I never paid an entry fee and I can't remember ever even buying a drink, it's optional. You can negotiate the half hour fee down to 110,000 K during off peak hours.

Me too, over the past 2 or 3 years I stop in Luna Lunera once every other month or so as my Colombian friend like to hang out a bit there, I have NEVER had to pay any entrance fee.

The Tall Man.

[Kelso1]

Most of all Spoil yourself! Your on vacation!

I am so sick of this excuse for over paying.

[HolyTrinity]

The SWs in Centro increase significantly in numbers and quality Saturday afternoon. Guaranteed to find something you like out there right now.

[Black Page]

And by the way, it is spelled Col-O-mbia.

I am always amazed by those gringoes who read about the place before travelling, buy a ticket, book a hotel, fly there, come back, and still did not learn that there's Colombia and there's Washington DC.

[Black Page]

Thanks. What do the girls usually charge? Am I wrong to assume they would be hotter than the normal street walkers you would see in Vera Cruz or Lleras area?

I think you triggered one of the rarest peaks of fine humor of Mr. Express. He was so good that you did not get it.

Did you look for "CL. De La Universidad" on Google Maps? Did you find anything downtown or in a remote neighborough?

[Sangnyc21]

Calle de la Universidad.

Thanks. What do the girls usually charge? Am I wrong to assume they would be hotter than the normal street walkers you would see in Vera Cruz or Lleras area?

[Manizales911]

Just blows my mind when people get stuck up over 30 k COP rather it be for a tip, BBBJ, or just price the girl charges. In my opinion at some point we have to be more realistic about mongering in a different country. Bro. You're about to fuck a beautiful woman! Why would you even consider ruining a potential great experience over $10.10 measly dollars? Your out of your country, she's smoking hot, you have a connection with her obviously because your choosing her over the extremely high numbers of available women. So stop being so tight was that you pass up on her over 10 american dollars. You would pay that to get a cheeseburger meal in the states and not bat an eye. Your fucking getting a girl to suck you without a condom! Big difference here. In my experience the biggest reason and "not always" but usually the reason womenarent good in bed is because quite frankly "She doesn't want to be there with you". Rather she's not attracted to you or she has other things on her mind and wants to make her money and get the heck out so she can pay that internet bill at home. Regardless I've experience that when money negotiations happen the walls go up. When you start haggling the price, in her head she's frustrated. On the surface she's smiling and engaged in the bidding war, but the more the price goes down, the more her desire goes down. Now she's definately going to take the lower price at some point but now you just became the guy that she has very little if any desire to fuck. She now has that stimulation to just hurry this along. Usually if you get a dead fish prostitute, there us a reason. She's a dead fish to you but a pornstar to someone else that she "Wants to fuck". This just my opinion and everyone has their own experiences so this is subjective. My method is this: have a set price on what I'm willing to spend on a girl. No more than xxx.xxx COP. Rather I'm in a strip club or wherever. I find the girl that makes my eyes big. I look at her body, smile, attitude, aggressiveness. If she comes off like a sexual tiger and has all the things I'm looking for, my mental price point adjust. We speak and it seems like she's ready to fuck me also. We now have a sexual connection. Perfect. She gives a price let's say 250.000 COP. Now here's the problem my price point is 150 k. That's 100.000 more than my price point. Sounds horrible until you think about it. Wait. That's $35. She is in her head thinking please say yes please say yes hahahahhah. My response is usually I would never pay that price but for a girl as attractive as you are, I will but just this once. Bro if she is that hot do not freaking ruin the vibe by trying to negotiate down to 200.000 k. Why?? Because as I said. Its $35 freaking dollars. As soon as you go lower, she exhales just a little bit. That exhale is mist of sexual performance leaving her body. She now is in negotiation mode and for every dollar you take away the less she wants to be there. Yes you can save $15 by getting her down to 200 k and closer to your 150 k price point but it's the mental motivation that you are sacrificing here! Now let me clear one thing up before you crop my post and reply to one sentence just to rebuttle my thought process. This applies only to the chicka you really want to bang. This isn't the concept you use for that 6 in the massage parlor but can be applied there also with similar affect. I am not telling you not to ever negotiate, because some of these women can give you an outrageous price expecting a negotiation but only you can determine rather its outrageous or not. Come to Columbia thinking I'm going to expect to spend xxx / girl. Set you maximum price per girl. If you see one close to your dream girl and you let $35 ruin the mental sexual connection for you two that's your own damn fault. Why are you even overseas without $35 to spare?! There's always that chick that is going to be a dead fish no matter what she's getting paid. That's because "She doesn't want to have sex with you " so it's out of your control. Just hear her price, if it is in you range and you want to bang her, screw the exhausting haggle crap. Save that for the girls you could care less if you bang. We are here in this country for 3 things. Beautiful women, experiences, and memories. If her price is too high and you can't / don't want to spend it. This moment determines a lot. I usually say OK let me get your number and I'll whattsapp you tonight or tomorrow. She's now on my back burner. I keep moving until I find the perfect situation price and beauty with minimal haggle if any. When you say YES to their price without being that guy, it seems like the sexual experience is "usually" better and that's what you are here for. That's what you will remember 5 years from now. Most of all Spoil yourself! Your on vacation!! Fuck $35!

I agree with you about arguing over 10 lousy dollars but I disagree with most everything else you said. First, if you think that any of these girls WANT to fuck us you are delusional. Second, if she was lousy in bed for 100 K she would have been lousy in bed at 200 K. That said, you can definitely ruin a session with hard and long negotiation, just avoid it by not asking what their price is and instead tell them what you are willing to pay, if she wants a few pesos more than what you offered you decide if you think that she is worth it and either walk away or seal the deal, it is not rocket science but never ever ask a girl what her price is. And by the way, it is spelled Col-O-mbia.

[Chaman]

Did a casa run yesterday. Went to basically every casa on the map that was open except loutron, if you could consider that a casa. Most casas do not have the greatest looking chicas. I tried to session at each one even if I didn't like any girls, but some places had girls that were too ugly to fuck.

Last time I visited just one to one spa on laureles, also too ugly, something like secret spa. Is there any casa where girlr are like 8+ , I may visit Medellin again, will try New life or Energy, maybe Loutron? . The only place I lreally iked the girsl were at Gustos, but is expensive, I want to try the casas.

[Eszpresszo]

Does anyone know the name of the street where these girls work on the weekends?

Calle de la Universidad.