Pattaya Reports

[Jicks]

Santa Fe is the best, no where you can get that many options with low price. Pattaya is safe, relatively clean with nice weather and beach. Bogota has high altitude and language issues. Cost conscious hard core monger will like Bogota.

I don't know about Thai providers, but he is definitely experienced. We hung out in Medellin, Colombia a couple of years ago. I'm in Santa Fe in Bogota right now. This place should be against the fucking law. I have hit 5 chicas in 3 hours. The most I paid one was 423 baht.

[Jicks]

Try something where locals are going. , must be less than beach road.

500 baht is certainly still possible, but that's the bottom end of the range, and given the looks on Beach Road these days, bottom end there is horror zone, and I have a reasonably strong stomach. Over the last few years, the going rate (that most ladies accept without much discussion) has been 700, but some try to stick to 1000.

[Banana Boi]

Walked in to M Club the other day. Only spotted one girl. Anyone else been lately? Anyone know where cute face Nana is now?

Nothing against Retox, but I've found I-Rover the best place to watch the game.

Why I listed I-Rovers first.

so you don't have to go begging them to look for the channels or get that funny look, what is NFL, Baseball, or Basketball?

There's an App available named Sure that allows you to control the TV channels. I've never used it myself but my buddy does. Pretty sure those clueless waitresses at Retox won't even notice you changed the channel. Just make sure it's ok with the guys at the tables around you it's ok to change.

Can anyone tell me whether this hotel is ok for a week's stay interms of comfort, cleanliness, girl-friendliness?

It's fine for all the above. Like all other LK hotels the girl dumps her ID card at reception. Rooms are clean and decent. Looks to be one of the newest LK hotels. Only issue is it's not on a baht bus route but if you don't mind walking from 3rd Road to Soi Buakhao to catch a baht bus then it's ok. It is convenient to Soi Bumpy, Soi Full Love Inn, and LK Metro. LK Empress, LK Residence, and LK Metropole are better location wise but LK President is usually cheaper than the others.

[Pheasantplucker]

Can anyone tell me whether this hotel is ok for a week's stay interms of comfort, cleanliness, girl-friendliness?

Thanks a lot for your help / PP.

[LittleBigMan]

I-Rovers in LK Metro or Retox on Soi Lengkee or Soi Honey.

Nothing against Retox, but I've found I-Rover the best place to watch the game. The manager or owner seems to be always there so if you don't see it on one of the screens just ask him. There seem to be more Americans visiting there so you don't have to go begging them to look for the channels or get that funny look, what is NFL, Baseball, or Basketball? Got real tired of begging plus they have a number of great breakfast and food at decent prices.

[Banana Boi]

What is the best location that has all the NFL games or at least NFL redzone in Pattaya?

I-Rovers in LK Metro or Retox on Soi Lengkee or Soi Honey.

[NewGuy8]

What is the best location that has all the NFL games or at least NFL redzone in Pattaya?

[Steve Ohh]

Finally visited Kink. The coyote dancers in black are better looking than the regular dancers in silver. The fun is upstairs. It's a hands on Naughty experience with nekkid chicks! There were enough attractive ladies for me. Con: Bought a coyote dancer a drink upstairs, she quickly pushed drinks for some other ladies. They Hard sell the 165bht LD here. My coyote dancer was hands on with me, but had her head on a swivel. The BF for her before 12a is 1500, drops to 1k after 12a. She wanted 3k ST, 5k LT. They have WS gogo prices here!

BTW, a New GoGO opens with agency superstars, they're there temporarily.

XXXDollhouse..

If you like Babydolls, you should also visit Windmil. For me it's the best Agogo in Pattaya. It's also hands on.

[Java Man]

Visited Kink at LK Metro. Looks like the honeymoon period is over. Recognized a few leftover gogo girls from other bars. Nothing tempting except maybe one but I think I liked her cause she had energy in her dancing more than anything else.

Finally visited Kink. The coyote dancers in black are better looking than the regular dancers in silver. The fun is upstairs. It's a hands on Naughty experience with nekkid chicks! There were enough attractive ladies for me. Con: Bought a coyote dancer a drink upstairs, she quickly pushed drinks for some other ladies. They Hard sell the 165bht LD here. My coyote dancer was hands on with me, but had her head on a swivel. The BF for her before 12a is 1500, drops to 1k after 12a. She wanted 3k ST, 5k LT. They have WS gogo prices here!

BTW, a New GoGO opens with agency superstars, they're there temporarily.

XXXDollhouse.

#90 doing 2 girl show upstairs wanted 100 bht to to give a lick. The fuk?! I moved to another dancer and bought her a LD. XXX now advertising a private VIP room, 700bht, 2k for the dancer. Advertising is in the club. Second dancer quickly pushed this on me. Downstairs, bought a cute nekkid dancer a LD. She was a little cold and not due to the AC. I've had similar experiences here before.

Babydolls.

They're older, but more friendly, very hands on, and NO 100bht upsell to lick. LOL.

[Advantageous]

WS closed, discos might open at midnight. LK Metro gogos closed, but bars open. Soi Honey, Pothole, Buakhao bars are open, but no music. Same with the beer complexes. People openly drinking.

TBH I needed a break from drinking anyway, so it worked out for me. Didn't even bother cracking open my bottle of Duty Free Macallan as I'd initially planned for yesterday. Also afternoon service seemed a bit...maybe "brighter" yesterday, with so few girls 6 or 7 beers in before lunchtime.

[Advantageous]

Neither have I. Even less likely was a 9. 75 for service in a soapie. With all due respect to the OP, not sure how experienced he is with excellent levels of service a good Thai provider can give.

That's a fair assessment to make, given my TR: actual fucking ratio is admittedly on the low end. While I'm not here every year nor a grizzled vet, I have been visiting consistently since I was a Uni student in 2009, back when LK Royal Suites was one of the nicest rooms in my life, the cocktail car more or less referred to one specific spot, and the main late-night grub for expats near Soi Buakhao was a late-night Tex-Mex cart. I'm not saying I'm a subject matter expert, but I m sure as hell familiar with the topic.

As for my ratings, I usually don't toss out high numbers like that either, but I also usually don't come back to base and feel motivated enough to write a fresh TR. In comparison, I took a "model" from Poseidon's 3rd (4th?) floor at the beginning of the trip, and while I had a lot of fun, it didn't merit an immediate write-up.

As for service ratings, I generally tend to have a floor of 7 or so out here, with very few exceptions. I'm dark-skinned to the point where I might be mistaken for a non-Westerner until you hear me speak, so as long as I'm minimally observant, I can tell which ones don't give a fuck about my existence and which ones are digging me / my pocketbook the fishbowl setup makes that doubly easy, and yeah, I'd put that session in My Top 10 all-time, so everything checks out.

Almost got distracted, but I went back yesterday. The "models" sitting on the far left look like their box game is trash and they're just using the wifi until a Korean picks them regardless of expression or body language, but the "M"(3000 bht) sections and below seem to always be lively in the afternoon.

Grabbed M87 (May?) yesterday afternoon, and had a 8. 5/9/9 session. Whereas the previous session was hot, rough, and full of (surprisingly intelligible at times) dirty talk, this one was smooth, sensual, quiet (their music channel had K-Pop on which is an instant dick softener for me at high volumes) and had a fantastic buildup. Felt like I was in a Jodeci or a Dru Hill video, sans the baritone-voiced dude singing the breakdown.

Almost forgot, but I popped in Sabai Room earlier to see if it was popping and was not impressed. Thinking about a 3rd H2 visit in as many days while I try to figure out the timing to get a nap in before (NFL) football starts at midnight.

[Java Man]

Soi 6 was totally closed so don't head there tonight if that was your plan. Bars are 50/50 open but definitely no music. Not so certain if Walking Street is open.

WS closed, discos might open at midnight. LK Metro gogos closed, but bars open. Soi Honey, Pothole, Buakhao bars are open, but no music. Same with the beer complexes. People openly drinking.

[Banana Boi]

I wasn't asking but since girls told me tonight thought I'd pass the info along to guys actually in Pattaya now. Seems as though LK Metro will be closed as it usually for any given chance. WS seems to mainly be open Saturday night but the odd gogo bars may be closed. AFAIK alcohol sale is allowed. My sample size is small but just giving you guys a heads up.

Soi 6 was totally closed so don't head there tonight if that was your plan. Bars are 50/50 open but definitely no music. Not so certain if Walking Street is open. Trying to make plans with one of my girls now. Have 3 gogo girls messaging me at once now looking to meet up. 2 freebies and 1 p4 p girl. Guess which one is out?

[Dupont88]

Beach road is only For the adventurous.

I remember the take for 500 often have a shaggy bell and fallen tits, sometimes menstruation.

For 700\800 better but still risky.

And I m not talking about disease.

If you short of money still good not for people that stay one week.

O maybe you get the rough diamonds.

[Lefeu]

...I'm in Santa Fe in Bogota right now...I have hit 5 chicas in 3 hours. The most I paid one was 423 baht.

You paid what? In Bogota? They take bahts there also?