Barcelona

[CakeJake]

Hello!

I honestly don't want to get to into it. I called the brothel to make an appointment with Anais, I had seen her in her ad and she looked gorgeous (https://felinamassage.com/en/erotic-...arcelona/anais). Blonde, light brown eyes, not very tall but with a smokin' hot body. I decided to get a prostate massage to stimulate. Well, you know, hahaha.

I arrived and they told me to go into one of the rooms. While I was cleaning up, she was doing the same nearby. Being clean is a must in this life, more than anything to protect everyone's health.

Anais came in while I was drying off and told me to lie on my stomach. She started to massage my back lightly and then moved to my privates, letting me touch her back expect in those places that weren't allowed. I turned around and she started to massage my penis and I kissed her tits, which were beautiful and just right. Then she told me to turn around because she was going to do something that I was going to love. Of course I obeyed!

She stimulated me a lot around the anus until I started to notice something inside, and to my surprise I liked it. I had never tried it before and wasn't sure at first, but I loved it. She was driving me crazy and I finished the right way, with a powerful orgasm with manual masturbation included.

I absolutely recommend one of these massages, but remember that the girl isn't an escort, rather someone with a passion for and expertise in eroticism.

[Movie Guy]

The Barcelona Erotic Show was held this month. I wasn't able to go (and might not have gone even if I had been free) but the promotional video they did is quite interesting.

Even though it's in Spanish I want to share it with you all. If you don't understand the language, I can tell you that the video is a good critique on Spain's sex industry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj0Uh2Pe6JU.

Yeah, it's a problem with the country. From the outside, you think the country is liberal with friendly marijuana laws, legal prostitution, and a big porn industry. But that is deceptive. Locals will tell you it's a conservative country and there are issues with proper sex education.

Sorry you missed the show. It's the wildest show in the world because anything and everything goes. There are the stage acts, but you can walk down a hallway and see a pornstar fucking and a film crew following her.

[OneUw84]

Now I understand why many here do like Vecinitas so much. Went there today and arranged a meeting with Valentina. Beautiful girl from Chile, very relaxed and perfect body. I say money well spend here. I spend an hour with Valentina and after a shower and some talking we started (French) kissing, BBBJ, DIY with lots of moaning and slowly went into fucking. After some positions, I couldn't hold my load and after cleaning up: we both took a shower and cuddle afterwards. We relaxed for a while and then we started again. Same program, different positions. Really relaxed and so much fun! Will go again.

[AndrewZ]

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[Mongerer88]

I did a search using that phone number on sexomercadobcn and didn't find any results, so I don't think I linked to them.

Of course they may be new and may be a great group of providers who just haven't gotten any reviews yet.

Let us know if you see any of them, particularly Kiri.

Hi all,

After reading FlightSports message I thought I would write and check if anyone has had any sessions with kiri: https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/esco...r%5Bnew%5D=yes I had already contacted her before going through the forum and finding Mongerer88 links. She still seems like the one I the like to try. But not sure if she's really or not.

How can I check this?

[Smoking Papers]

Hi all,

After reading FlightSports message I thought I would write and check if anyone has had any sessions with kiri: https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/esco...r%5Bnew%5D=yes I had already contacted her before going through the forum and finding Mongerer88 links. She still seems like the one I the like to try. But not sure if she's really or not.

How can I check this?

[FightSport]

Went to Barcelona few weeks ago. Had a lot of fun and first night got robbed by a tranny on the La Rambla. Next night went to a random nude bar and spent around 100 euro all night for drinks so it was a good loss since I was not scammed. Third night checked the brothels. Ended up choosing Maison Close on Passeig de Gràcia, 123 which was ranked third on online list.

Chose Paola and the service was OK. The total loss was 350 euro but I took few kinky extras.

[CakeJake]

The Barcelona Erotic Show was held this month. I wasn't able to go (and might not have gone even if I had been free) but the promotional video they did is quite interesting.

Even though it's in Spanish I want to share it with you all. If you don't understand the language, I can tell you that the video is a good critique on Spain's sex industry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj0Uh2Pe6JU

[Rene02]

Does anyone have experience with these folks?

https://www.eliteescorts-jv.com/en/l...rts-barcelona/

Captain69 indicates that there have been some reports of fake images of the girls.

It's ridiculously expensive, but if it's an opportunity to splurge for a crazy hot girl, it could be interesting.

Typical high-end escort site. You can see the same picture on websites with similar high-end claims in New York, London, Cannes, etc. Same pictures, different names of girls and different phone numbers.

https://escortcannes.info/de/brittany

For instance.

Most probably lingerie models.

So in a nutshell: pictures are not representative of the girls. They will most probably book you the same girls that are available via other agencies or work in salons, or indpenendet and charge 400,600, 1000 euros for a girl who would normally charge 150,200.

[Chubzy Maximus]

You're a legend mate. Thanks for the help!

Amen to that. Beers on me hopefully some day. Owe the awesomeness of my Bcn biz trip to your intel!

[DaniloManilo]

DaniloManilo, when you google 'best brothel in Barcelona" the results are simply based on how many people from India have typed that term into google along with the name of the brothel that pays them to type those words in.

When you call United Airlines and get the India call center to make a schedule change and you hear furious clicking in the background, they are probably typing "La Suite best brothel in Barcelona".

Glad you got laid, but honestly there are much less expensive options in Barcelona, including independents, with no upsells for multiples in the hour (which is ridiculous). You could have gotten the same service from what I think would have been a more attractive lady for 120-150 an hour with any of ten or so recommended independents or at Vecinitas 1, Vecinitas 2 or teensbcn, all of which require an appointment. Hopefully the oral sex on you was uncovered (BBBJ) at la suite for that price.

Not being critical of your choice, just posting to clarify that no objective survey or poll by actual Johns generated an opinion that la suite is the best brothel in Barcelona. They have relatively few reviews on the local review board. There is a big difference between marketing and reality.

Yo, M88, what up. Thanks for your comment and all your posts, bro. Kudos to all your work. I did read your post on vecinitas and teensbcn now that you pointed them to me, and shit, I feel stupid I didn't do that before. I had no idea la suite would be such a letdown, but can't do much about that now. I'm now in Madrid and will try to post two new reviews or so before I leave.

[ScarButts]

Does anyone have experience with these folks?

https://www.eliteescorts-jv.com/en/l...rts-barcelona/

Captain69 indicates that there have been some reports of fake images of the girls.

It's ridiculously expensive, but if it's an opportunity to splurge for a crazy hot girl, it could be interesting.

[Mav840]

You're a legend mate. Thanks for the help!

[Chubzy Maximus]

Thank you for the excellent report. Do you remember the name of the spa. I googled and there are so many of them come out. Thanks a lot.

Jb.

Yes, and if you can tell us how much the provider was asking for FS that would also be appreciated.

[Mongerer88]

Hello all,

Apologies if this comes across as a stupid question.

A number of you have referred to positive reviews for the girls. But where exactly can I access these? For example, on sexomercadobcn I can see the profile write up and the albums but where are the reviews?

Sexomercadobcn separates the profile pages and advertisement pages, but they have cross links.

For instance, Noa Secret's advertisement page.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/noa-s...71987-i66.html

Note the link on the page that says "Information Thread". Click it and it will take you to her review page Information Thread".

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/64885...t58245-i4.html#post2461633.

And the review thread has a link that takes you to her advertisement page, that link being "This phone has an active blog on SMB".

The album page has no cross-links. The album pages are becoming obsolete since most providers post selfies in their advertisement page.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/noa-s...961-a6795.html

With the places where ladies share an apartment, there are sometimes three relevant links instead of two. For instance Candy at teensbcn.

There is a teensbcn page with all the ladies.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/teens...-bcn-f406.html

When you scroll down and click Candy you get taken to her review page.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/63266...a-t353881.html

And from the review page, you click on "phone has an active blog on SMB" to get her advertisement page.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/candy...g-t353616.html