Bangkok Reports

[Jim200]

Foodland on Soi 18 I think (at Column Hotel), should be able to make something edible, but not quality.

It is possible to get decent western food, but can be pricey. You are better off to eat Thai food. A sandwich will always be toasted unless you specifically say not to. Thais just don't understand western food unless well trained. Thai Pizza is appallingly bad mostly. They like to add Mayo and Ketchup. Just don't bother. A Subway shop will probably be able to make something like what you expect for a sandwich roll. One on Soi 7/1 as example.

I eat a lot of vegetarian Thai food or stuff with low meat content, and rarely eat bread, but I do not know what to get from experience, in stalls and markets. A newbie can be baffled, just like I was totalled baffled by Indonesian food recently. I do eat western food at the sports pub and they make a good steak even, or Chicken Parmigiana is very popular there. Even a good burger if you go to the right place. Perhaps we should have a thread with recommended places to eat. Even Thais are eating crap like Maccas and Dominoes Pizza. Hard to figure.

I find ordering Thai food, I have to give them a lot of instructions too, like don't put sugar in it, no MSG, not much Chilis, low salt, etc. So some food types is too much trouble to get it right. LOL Not easy to find good Japanese food. Have to know the right places catering for Japanese customers and not so oriented to selling alcohol drinks.

Recently ordered an a piece of cinnamon apple pie at a coffee shop. The Thai boy (probably gay) decided would be prettier if he made a pattern of drizzled dark brown chocolate sauce (fake chocolate doesn't taste like chocolate at all just yucky sticky syrup) on it. Wrecked it really. I don't like overly sweet stuff, and in west no one would put syrup on an apple pie. Thais would because they don't understand what things we consider go together..

I like to change it up a little bit as you can find a decent girl in any shop and Oranges is so close to my hotel. Also, Nan was really good and cute and they have plenty of non-photoshopped pics at http://www.fuzoku-resort.com/..

[Franciscass]

Day 5.The picture looks doable and the description of young, with firm body and good service sells me.

Ammy is in her mid 30's and does not have a firm body so I don't know why Bamboo would so blatantly lie like that. I've had girls from there before who were in their early 20's..

Some may find it uncomfortable saying no on the spot. It took me a while but now I have no problem no embarrassment saying sorry cannot when I see the girl whether an escort or a selection I've made from online pics, bios, iPad etc is not what was advertised. I used to be hey what the hell I'm here now why not. Not anymore. Don't be afraid to walk away. Don't be a victim of the girls and shops that routinely use this dishonest scam to lure you in.

[Nyezhov]

Foodland on Soi 18 I think (at Column Hotel), should be able to make something edible, but not quality.

It is possible to get decent western food, but can be pricey. You are better off to eat Thai food. A sandwich will always be toasted unless you specifically say not to. Thais just don't understand western food unless well trained. Thai Pizza is appallingly bad mostly. They like to add Mayo and Ketchup. Just don't bother. A Subway shop will probably be able to make something like what you expect for a sandwich roll. One on Soi 7/1 as example.

Subway makes an adequate sandwich and McDonalds is. Well McDonalds. Other than that, there are plenty of places in that area that cater to Westerners and are adequate. A place called the Kiwi comes to mind. Hooters is terrible.

I find that the Thai food in the Lower Suk area is hit and miss. And overpriced. But, if you follow the bar girls, you can get some decent food. Believe it or not, the Thermae's food is good.

I don't live near lower Sukh so when I get there I generally have eaten already. If you are staying in that area, it might behoove you to take a trip outside and eat: places like Som Tam Jay So near Chong Nonsi (excellent grilled pork and Somtam, as well as Gai Yang), Som Tam Der in the same area, Polo Fried Chicken (Wireless Road), Talad Nam (Sala Daeng BTS, fabulous seafood), best beef (Phra Khanong BTS for grilled all you can eat) and so many more. Terminal 21 has excellent food. When in doubt, fried rice.

[Syzygies]

Day 6.

I walk over to Artis Coffee on Soi 18 Sukhumvit and order a cappuccino and veg sandwich with pesto. I eat half the sandwich and give up. The coffee is decent but the sandwich is an embarrassment.

Foodland on Soi 18 I think (at Column Hotel), should be able to make something edible, but not quality.

It is possible to get decent western food, but can be pricey. You are better off to eat Thai food. A sandwich will always be toasted unless you specifically say not to. Thais just don't understand western food unless well trained. Thai Pizza is appallingly bad mostly. They like to add Mayo and Ketchup. Just don't bother. A Subway shop will probably be able to make something like what you expect for a sandwich roll. One on Soi 7/1 as example.

I eat a lot of vegetarian Thai food or stuff with low meat content, and rarely eat bread, but I do not know what to get from experience, in stalls and markets. A newbie can be baffled, just like I was totalled baffled by Indonesian food recently. I do eat western food at the sports pub and they make a good steak even, or Chicken Parmigiana is very popular there. Even a good burger if you go to the right place. Perhaps we should have a thread with recommended places to eat. Even Thais are eating crap like Maccas and Dominoes Pizza. Hard to figure.

I find ordering Thai food, I have to give them a lot of instructions too, like don't put sugar in it, no MSG, not much Chilis, low salt, etc. So some food types is too much trouble to get it right. LOL Not easy to find good Japanese food. Have to know the right places catering for Japanese customers and not so oriented to selling alcohol drinks.

Recently ordered an a piece of cinnamon apple pie at a coffee shop. The Thai boy (probably gay) decided would be prettier if he made a pattern of drizzled dark brown chocolate sauce (fake chocolate doesn't taste like chocolate at all just yucky sticky syrup) on it. Wrecked it really. I don't like overly sweet stuff, and in west no one would put syrup on an apple pie. Thais would because they don't understand what things we consider go together.

Recently in Silom was at a hamburger joint. They had no beef and no onions. LOL Pork makes a really crappy tasteless burger. So no way was a decent burger even possible. The hamburger stand at Nana makes horrible burgers too with low quality meat which may not be beef also.

In coffee shop they give you ketchup and a knife and fork for every food item, even a Cinnamon scroll bun. LOL Never expect a Thai run shop to understand western food at all.

Getting back to mongering, is having the shop pick a girl for you working out well? I am sceptical since they probably will just send whichever girl whose turn is up next. Maybe this shop is different and knows what you want? Still if it works for you. Personally I like to choose and am very fussy. Most girls just don't turn me on any more. Wasn't clear why Kai was chosen. You can have a look at standard MP areas with several shops nearby, like Soi 24, 24/1 and 26 as example. Lots of MPs in there. Might find a hottie.

I see that Orange website has some OK looking girls in the initial pics. However I assume the real looks are not that good.
https://orangemassagebkk.wixsite.com/mysite/blank-1
Case in point is Kai. Initial pic looks great, but when click to open other pics, I could swear it is not even the same girl. LOL
Bum is so photoshopped, impossible to guess her real looks. Clicking on a few girls, did not really find what appeals to me. Several rather thick girls.
Suggest to try looking in quite a few MPs in Soi 24 through to 26 or Soi 33 to see what the competition is like.

[GrapeMan]

Not quite the case. Suzie Wong had a known bi-sexual Bo, who would get the hots to do certain other girls and was known to have a Tom girlfriend for a while, but now has a husband and kids. Dtom claimed she was one of the most skilled pussy lickers around too. Both are gone now. They had girls that really were quite into it with no aversion to pussies at all. I recall another girl or too with short spiky haircuts that were considered to be lesbians despite fucking guys.

Lesbian girls do work as hookers sometimes. No. 14 at Annies was a "Tomboy" in manner, known to have girlfriends (even a ladyboy girlfriend) but I found she liked dick too, and was orgasmic. Probably now can be found in Chrome or Wood bar.

I recall Bacarra used to have a lesbian show too (not so realistic). Maybe Crazy House still has one upstairs? Long Gun, maybe? The problem at Eden was girls working to a script, for me. However still a source for a threesome. I just had a much better time with Suzie girls. Very much fun and unscripted. Took two ex-suzie girls from Shark recently although these two were clearly not lesbian at all. So no inter pussy licking but good cooperation in general..

Thanks for the Suzie update. I went a couple times, but I guess I was just expecting more of a show or was there on some of the off nights. I had been to others and they were I guess I'll call them "light" lesbian shows, which are fun at first then you get over it real quick.

I mentioned the Eden script in another comment, it throws me off too, and I've been a bunch, had to learn to just avoid the parts of the script I didn't like and be clear what I wanted to see happen and they haven't ever had an issue. Had some poor 2-girl experiences elsewhere, but never did the bring 2 Suzie / gogo girls back, maybe for another time or just give it a ST shot instead of LT with two gogo girls.

[GrapeMan]

Well, since I, EihTooms, am known far and wide as the ONLY punter in all the world who finds these things sexually interesting and wants BBFS and/or BBBJ+CIM+Swallow, I guess I must ask; when you say, "They will do whatever you want, seriously, whatever you want" and "You just have to say it and they will happily oblige to whatever", are you saying both of those sexual acts (that, admittedly, apparently nobody else in all the world ever wants except me) are definitely on tap during that 90 minute session?

Oh, I think maybe this was out of context, I was more meaning any positions, acts, etc. Not BB stuff, which I didn't even think was on the table there. I was more trying to emphasize that they'll do whatever positions or fancies you like with you or each other, but you have to say so. If there's a porn position you want, just say it sorta thing.

[Shirt]

I was inside Baccara a week ago. Suddenly the music changed from the regular EDM to something more relaxing and some hardbody girls went on stage and danced while they took their clothes off.

Does anyone know if these girls are barfinable? Or are they just there to do the dance show? I couldn't see them anywhere after they went off stage, and they didn't have the usual number tag the ladies doing the Bangkok shuffle has.

[Jim200]

Day 6.

I walk over to Artis Coffee on Soi 18 Sukhumvit and order a cappuccino and veg sandwich with pesto. I eat half the sandwich and give up. The coffee is decent but the sandwich is an embarrassment. I'm still hungry and decide to keep vegetarian for at least one meal and walk a little further down to Falafel Michelin. It takes almost 15 minutes as the girl was making 3 sandwiches for people inside. Man, like pizza finding a good falafel sandwich is not easy. They can't get the batter, the crispness and flavors down at all. Not terrible, but will definitely not go back. Sandwich was 80 baht. At least the falafel sandwich was miles better than the Artis Coffee sandwich.

I go back to my hotel room and send line messages to Oranges and Momo asking for availability of ladies. Momo responds right away and seems like past favorites of mine are no longer working. I ask for recommendations and Momo rep recommends see. See is available after 5 pm. I make a booking for 5:30 pm. I need some early afternoon action and I make the call to Oranges. The girl I had in January, Nan is no longer there or on holiday, but Kai is available. I tell the lady that I'll be there within 10 minutes.

I walk over and pay for 90 minutes. Kai comes out and like what seems like 75% of working girls in Bangkok, she has braces. Kai looks pretty close to what she does in her pictures. Kai takes us to the top floor (4th I think) and drops me off to grab her kit. Anyway, once Kai returns we get undressed and jump in the shower. Judging by the body, Kai definitely has a kid as she has a mom bod. I would almost venture to say that she has nearly a see cup with major sag and that no longer flat tummy after childbirth. After washing up, Kai tells me she has to go the bathroom. I'm thinking, why the hell did you not go before taking a shower or when you went to get your kit!

When Kai returns, she asks me to turn over and I tell her sex 1st. She says okay and in no time gets me hard and starts to gives me a decent blowjob. We have sex in multiple positions and when in missionary, her body doesn't looks pretty good. Eventually, I finish in my favorite position and collapse onto the bed. Kai asks me when I can come see her again. I tell her that I'm not sure. Kai is 27 years old and has a young daughter and has just returned to work after going home for a bit. I like Kai's personality as she seems to have a sweet disposition and a softness that some of these girls lose after being a working girl. When the time is up, I tip Kai and she walks me back downstairs and tells me to come see her again.

[Syzygies]

Not sure if any do anymore that are worthwhile to view, and really except in the old timers days, actual lesbian sex shows didn't really happen, in the more recent years / iterations its more of them kinda doing faux lesbian acting / dancing / light touching stuff for the most part. It was always something that sounds cool, then you see it and like: well that was kinda dumb and not worth my time.

Not quite the case. Suzie Wong had a known bi-sexual Bo, who would get the hots to do certain other girls and was known to have a Tom girlfriend for a while, but now has a husband and kids. Dtom claimed she was one of the most skilled pussy lickers around too. Both are gone now. They had girls that really were quite into it with no aversion to pussies at all. I recall another girl or too with short spiky haircuts that were considered to be lesbians despite fucking guys.

Lesbian girls do work as hookers sometimes. No. 14 at Annies was a "Tomboy" in manner, known to have girlfriends (even a ladyboy girlfriend) but I found she liked dick too, and was orgasmic. Probably now can be found in Chrome or Wood bar.

I recall Bacarra used to have a lesbian show too (not so realistic). Maybe Crazy House still has one upstairs? Long Gun, maybe? The problem at Eden was girls working to a script, for me. However still a source for a threesome. I just had a much better time with Suzie girls. Very much fun and unscripted. Took two ex-suzie girls from Shark recently although these two were clearly not lesbian at all. So no inter pussy licking but good cooperation in general.

Lesbian shows in Suzie W were such a draw card, it is hard to believe they would stop them by choice, but I have not been in there for several months (still had them last visit under new management), so cannot say if they have recently been doing them or not, with certainty. Possible police could have requested them to be stopped, but Crazy House still has ugly porno style shows like pussy firing darts at balloons.

Suzie Wong was formerly a special bar under LB Mamasan Taay, because she decided to put on Artistic erotic shows, instead of the Phat Phong style of ugly shows so craved by the tourists but not really by longer term expats. Later SW was forced to stage Phat Phong style shows as well to its detriment. After new management came Taay moved firstly to Crazy Cats and now in Tilac. Still the odd waitress or mamasan remaining in Suzie W if they can stand the new Manager. Not many could. I see ex Suzie staff in Tilac, Crazy Cats, Lighthouse, Shark, maybe in some in Nana, etc. One named Naam was even in Bacarra for a while. Not one SW girl moved to Crazy House that I saw (I think were sort of enemy bars), but a couple of Doll House girls moved to CH (crappy girls both of them).

[XRatedBangkok]

Day 5.

Bamboo.

I go back to my hotel room and phone in a booking with Bamboo Massage with Ammy. The picture looks doable and the description of young, with firm body and good service sells me. I take care of some work related matters for a few hours and walk all the way down to Soi 8. I'm sweating like a maniac by the time I walk up the steps to Bamboo. I tell the lady at the counter that I have a booking with Ammy. She asks me for how long and I tell her 90 minutes. She tells me she is Ammy and collects 2400 baht. Ammy is not young and does not resemble one iota of the girl photoshopped on their website. Ammy drops me off into a depressingly drab room and goes off to get her kit.

I would say Ammy is at least in her mid 30's and does not have a firm body so I don't know why Bamboo would so blatantly lie like that. I've had girls from there before who were in their early 20's.

Over the years, I have learned to never trust girls' pictures. Reasons:

1. usually pictures are taken by professional (nice lights) and photoshopped (nice filters) so, just like celebrities, they give a +30% on the look. Created from nothing.

2. girls usually do not update their pictures. They do a session when they are young and use them for 10 years after. Girls on dating websites tend to do that too.

3. Bamboo being an exception, websites are not regularly updated, when they have proper website of course. Cost too high? Turn-over too rapid? Too much efforts needed? You always have to ask them if that girl you have seen online still works with them. Sometimes they just keep the pictures because the girl looks hot, then when you are inside they offer the service of any other that they "recommend very good" LOL. But if you point to the girl next to her, she will also be "very good recommend". It's just a routine scam.

4. never trust a Thai cleavage. Thai girls are notoriously flat, it's a fact, and they use all the artifact possible to make you believe the contrary. And boy are they good at it. Typically they use pads, one or even 2 sets to go from a regular A to a C. But once they take the bra off, wow what a disappointment. But it's too ate pal, you paid already.

Even at joints where they have a picture album, I ask to see the girl in flesh before making any decision. And very often I am turned off and walk away.

So always expect the girl to look less hot as expected, and do not forget you can just walk out before you paid.

Another trick I do: usually I am satisfied within an hour, so that is what I pay in advance. But I say to the mamasan: "if I stay longer, I pay the difference". As a result there is no rush and I can extend if I like the girl.

[EihTooms]

They will do whatever you want, seriously, whatever you want. I reiterate that, basically whatever you want, PSE style. You just have to say it and they will happily oblige to whatever. Whatever position (s), holes, who is doing who in which way is fine, just say what you'd like next, and switch as often as you want.

Well, since I, EihTooms, am known far and wide as the ONLY punter in all the world who finds these things sexually interesting and wants BBFS and/or BBBJ+CIM+Swallow, I guess I must ask; when you say, "They will do whatever you want, seriously, whatever you want" and "You just have to say it and they will happily oblige to whatever", are you saying both of those sexual acts (that, admittedly, apparently nobody else in all the world ever wants except me) are definitely on tap during that 90 minute session?

[EihTooms]

Not sure if any do anymore that are worthwhile to view, and really except in the old timers days, actual lesbian sex shows didn't really happen, in the more recent years / iterations its more of them kinda doing faux lesbian acting / dancing / light touching stuff for the most part. It was always something that sounds cool, then you see it and like: well that was kinda dumb and not worth my time.

Up until several months or perhaps a year ago, Suzy Wong Go-Go Bar on Soi Cowboy had a nightly show that included three pairs of girls on stage. The girls, who were generally also go-go dancers at the club, licked pussy. This was no "faux" or mere "light touching" simulation. Tongues were definitely licking shaved pussy and not for just a fleeting few seconds. The place was usually packed for those shows, including many couples, people arriving and filling the place at least 30 minutes before the first show in order to get a seat. The first shows usually began around 10:15 PM, sometimes 9:15 PM when the early closures were in effect. And the shows would repeat every 30-45 minutes as I recall.

I have been in Suzy Wong's a few times over the past year or so but not during those particular "showtimes", so I don't know if they are still doing them. But it wasn't all that long ago I last took a visiting punter to one of those shows. Not more than a year or two I'd say. I saw at least one show sometime after the previous King died.

Seems to me I saw some "lesbian" tongue on pussy action as part of a show (not just spur of the moment inspiration) at Long Gun on Soi Cowboy over the past year as well. But I don't think it is as regularly scheduled as those shows at Suzy Wong were/are.

[GrapeMan]

I tried posting this in another forum thread but apparently the wrong one.

Has anyone been to the Eden club Bangkok lately? First timer here have never been (or any place like that) any reports or advice for a newbie?

Thanks.

I've been several times in the past, but not recently, though I can't suspect anything is different, that places runs on that its always the same. It doesn't get much attention here, but if you're looking for a good 2-girl with lesbian and A+ experience, this is highly recommenced for the ease and quality of the sessions. It can be more difficult to arrange this situation elsewhere, but here its just the standard service. For a first timer, its a great choice. The quality of the girls is medium compared other to MPs, if you're looking for a young miss thailand, this is not the place, but the girls attitudes and PSE of the session tend to make up for the lesser looks.

Short story: You go in, the girls line up, some on one side (the A+ side), others on the other side (not A+). You choose one (cough, you choose one from the A+ side) and she picks another girl to join her. Surprisingly The rooms are quite nice for an MP. Shower with one girl, then wait for the other. Then they start their "script" of the session. Its very scripted, unless you say otherwise, which you should to get exactly what you want. It lasts 1.5 hours and you'll get off as many pops as you can in that time and they will be happy to do it.

More detailed story: The girls have their "sex script" for the session and unless you tell them otherwise, they play it out until the session is over, its a damn good script, but if you want to change it up, just say so, you need to be vocal and just say what you want. They will do whatever you want, seriously, whatever you want. I reiterate that, basically whatever you want, PSE style. You just have to say it and they will happily oblige to whatever. Whatever position (s), holes, who is doing who in which way is fine, just say what you'd like next, and switch as often as you want. Another thing, the girls generally are more interested in taking care of you, not each other, they will do each other, but you need to be involved in some way, its not a sit back and watch them, it always involves you. And lastly, you are absolutely expected to A+ one of the girls, yeah this sounds odd, but its a thing, and you are expected to do it. I've even had multiple girls on different occasions asking me to do multiple A+ sessions to them cause their into it, and it was clear they were during them. So generally the A+ girls here are umm, quite experienced at it, enjoy.

All in all, it doesn't get much talk, but its a solid location for what it is and you won't be disappointed.

[GrapeMan]

Which GoGos do lesbian shows now? I heard Suzi Wongs no longer do them.

Not sure if any do anymore that are worthwhile to view, and really except in the old timers days, actual lesbian sex shows didn't really happen, in the more recent years / iterations its more of them kinda doing faux lesbian acting / dancing / light touching stuff for the most part. It was always something that sounds cool, then you see it and like: well that was kinda dumb and not worth my time.

[TigressWanted]

Bamboo..... Ammy is not young and does not resemble one iota of the girl photoshopped on their website. Ammy drops me off into a depressingly drab room and goes off to get her kit. When Ammy comes back, we both undress and jump in the shower. This lady has big tits (looks and feels natural) but also a belly. Ammy gives me a fairly thorough washing and I wait by the bed while she finishes washing up. Ammy asks me if I would like a massage and I of course decline. Ammy starts with a cat bath and starts to give me a fairly decent blowjob. Eventually, I cap up and we fuck in multiple positions and I'm able to finish after some time. I was pretty tired at this point so I'm surprised after fucking my massage girl the previous evening multiple times that I'm able to finish with the visual stimulation being so sub par. Still, Ammy has a decent attitude and I tip her after our time and 2nd shower. I would say Ammy is at least in her mid 30's and does not have a firm body so I don't know why Bamboo would so blatantly lie like that.

I booked Cat from Mitu last week at the shop by using photos from their iPad. Looked hot as hell, but when she came to meet me in the lobby she was chubby and minimal cosmetics compared to the image. Walked out. If you want a guaranteed hot body I'the stick to Billboard, Baccara or Shark, you can see exactly what you're going to get. Only risk is performance and of course your costs will be higher. But the best sex of my 8 nights recently was 2 ladies from Billboard, separate nights. I sucked up to the mamasan and she delivered for me huge both times. Worth every penny, plus the atmosphere is great, I like doing shots with scantily clad women. Even got a dinner date with one of them, much better than eating alone.