Hong Kong Club Reports

[MonkeyPaw]

Spent 5 nights (first two was sick) in Tijuana and the best things to have came out of it was meeting up with Lew and Horsetrader at Hong Kong Club. There was little to be impressed about and nothing but mainly girls with big asses, not particularly Monkeypaw's style at all. I spent about $600 on drinks in 3 nights while all these big booty girls blocked my view with their asses as I sat alone in the lower booth by the main stage. I was hoping all my tequilas would get me drunk enough to increase the weight limit on these girls so I could grab one. Didn't work. The more I got drunk, the more I was wondering "what the hell am I doing here?" Waiters told me the girls were pea cocking by blocking my view and then kept bring girls one by one, with me turning down about 20 of them. There were 3 potentials that I did call over.

1. Tokyo- short blonde hair, thin, but not spinner type. I kicked her out after 3 drinks because she called me barato for only tipping the waiter 20 pesos for her last lady drink. Before that, I had a running credit card tab and already gave him 300 pesos. She didn't know, but Monkeypaw didn't care. You aren't going disrespect me or else I throw your ass to the curb. Even when the waiter told her and she apologized, I was like fuck off.

2. Carla- spinner type, nice body, so so on the face. After 4 drinks, she wanted $150 for 1 hour but money first inside the club. Homey don't play that with the Thai girls, much less the Mexicanas. She got the boot too.

3. Hot girl whose name I forgot. Taller, slim, braces, and fake tits. She didn't even want a drink, was from Houston, spoke near perfect English and was exactly my type. She wanted $200 for 1 hour and all I had was $150 on me that night. I need my full hour when fucking. I told her tomorrow then (my 4th night), but never saw her again.

4. On last night, ended up grabbing Melissa, a street girl, next to La Gloria. Gave her $100 to come to my apartment 5 minutes away. She was nutty and had her earpiece on and her kept talking Spanish on the phone during our session. She was saying shit like "listen to him, I want you to listen. " She was describing what we did with whoever was on the phone with her. Crazy crazy. The no shower no hygiene thing turned me off. After about 30 minutes, I told her to jack me off and let me cum in her face which she allowed.

Final thoughts: Why I left Thailand? I dunno. I'm headed back now. Tijuana was like no bueno. Dirty dirty. But El Choforo nearby did have yummy seafood.

[Captain Solo]

To Horse Trader.

You have good taste for girls. V is one of the best girls in La Zona, in both bars and street. But V is sensitive about her notoriety and does not want he name mentioned in the internet.

She's pretty and personable, with a beautiful, proportional body, clear, light, soft skin and all natural assets, giving loving sessions every time. V and I treat each other like old friends and exchange English / Spanish lessons every time we meet. Giotto admit, she learned English faster than I learned Spanish. Within 1 year from 0 English, she was able to pick up enough to talk about common issues.

Above all, she's open, honest, fun, sweet, loving, friendly, trusting like an educated person, the exact opposite of the nasty, ugly, rude, hardened hos in the US. She was a soccer player in high school, so her body is toned and firm, with open, honest, direct and friendly manners of a sportswoman. She's more fun to hang out with her fun, friendly, trusting manners and her English ability than HK girls. She lives in Tijuana with her Nina, no boyfriend, and is open to all-night dates.

Valentina.

Sunday evening did not present many of the kind of girls that I like. I was just about to give up when I spotted Valentina.

Try Valentina if you like girls that are tall (maybe 5'5") slender, pretty, natural, personable, functional English, fairly priced, accept pay after, and under 25 years old. I had a very nice experience with her in Cascadas and I will repeat. Her hair is medium brown, long, straight, and parted in the middle.

You won't like Valentina if you prefer big assess, fake tits, caked on makeup, or brassy personality.

[HorseTrader]

Sunday evening did not present many of the kind of girls that I like. I was just about to give up when I spotted Valentina.

Try Valentina if you like girls that are tall (maybe 5'5") slender, pretty, natural, personable, functional English, fairly priced, accept pay after, and under 25 years old. I had a very nice experience with her in Cascadas and I will repeat. Her hair is medium brown, long, straight, and parted in the middle.

You won't like Valentina if you prefer big assess, fake tits, caked on makeup, or brassy personality.

[TomJackin]

Luckily I had a seasoned veteran like Solo help and tell the door man to go fuck himself and his $7.

Seriously, you listened to solo? Damn, you are an idiot! It's no wonder you had a shitty time!

[Member #4722]

I love how some mongers have been to HK tons of times but ask about other bars. It's free to go in and take a look anywhere. I normally visit at least five bars on average in La Zona.

[HorseTrader]

I agree and have had similar experiences as Asting. If they still insist on money upfront most reasonable chicas will compromise with money being visible in a neutral location such as the corner of the stand. I've had walkouts who insisted they be handed cash. Honestly felt like I dodged a bullet on those occasions.

There's a phrase for being obsessed with one girl, paying first, overpaying, getting shitty service, and tipping. It's thinking with the little head. A problem that many men have.

Sorry to hear the bad experience, but appreciate the report.

[Member #4722]

A few Thursdays ago, and just let me say that of the 4-5 times I've been to HK, this was the absolute worst.

I've never gone on a Thursday so I was surprised by the $7 cover charge. Such bullshit really. I can understand cover charge on the weekends but on a Thursday, it wasn't even that crowded or great. All levels were opened even when it wasn't packed. Anyways after arguing with the guy about the cover charge, I caved in. I was worried about having to pay it again if I decided to walk out and check out the SW or to get some Tacos so I was hesitant to leave again.

When we walked in, we saw this amazing girl dancing on stage. She had such a tiny spinner little body with natural be cups. Tiny but substantial enough to grab a hold of. Plus she was at least 5'8 without heels. She also wore hipster glasses that most young people of this generation wear. I was infatuated with her to say the least. The way she worked that pole on stage only made her even sexier to me. She was doing tricks, sliding up the pole upside down, even using the ring and moving back and forth. It was amazing. I couldn't stop staring at her. That was the dangerous part. Once you get so focused on one girl you kind of tune everything and everyone out..

Thanks for the detailed report. Sounds like you are learning a lot on the fly. Personally I have been hobbying so long I rarely ever go for the hottest girls, especially in Tijuana. Almost 100% bad experience. Plenty of very attractive women in all Zona bars. If you have a bad experience for $60 you feel a lot less regret than spending $120-150. Lately my strategy is to get an escort before I go out. Have a great GFE session then head to Zona with one lighter in the chamber. Gives me more confidence to deal with Chicas in the clubs. Or even better yet just head out to some civvie bars. I'm normally still horny after my escort to I usually pick a couple hot street girls just to get my dirty paws on some hot flesh even though I am already satisfied. Hong Kong has the hottest women by far but total rip off IMO.

[ScatManDoo]

When we came back in, the girl I was infatuated with was back on the stage, and wow. I couldn't get enough of her. I decided to wait around to see if anyone else was worth it, so I took my time and just walked around looking for any other potential girls. Nothing. There was this one girl who wore cat ears that I saw a month ago that I thought was amazing. Then I remembered that last time she charged $120 to me and stupidly I paid it back then. But she was pretty hot with boltons and spoke very good English. By the time I returned from making a round around the bar, I saw that my girl was asked to sit down with a group of dudes. I still kept my eye on her walking past her to see if she was done with them.

The first thing I noticed with her was that while she was sitting with the guys, she was very cold and distant. Not very engaging to him, no lap dances, no touching, barely anything. She just drank her drink and just sat unenthusiastically with them. That should've been a huge red flag to me but I was so smitten with her you know, nothing was going to change my mind. After about 30-45 minutes she finally went upstairs with the guy. By now it was 10 pm and we had to leave at 11 pm, so I started panicking. There was no one else I was remotely interested in throughout the whole bar. So I waited for her to finish upstairs. When she came back down, I quickly grabbed her and asked her how much to go upstairs. She said $100. I said fuck it, didn't even bother to negotiate.

Let me help you in your learning, because I don't think you learned nearly enough.

Tips to chicas are optional, especially after completion.

You said you were pissed and annoyed, but didn't act like it by tipping her anything. You just encouraged her to pull her shit on us other mongers.

[Suranya]

From my experience and others I know that pay up front, almost all of them gave shitty service.

Nowadays if the girls want money upfront I just showed her the money and put it back in my pocket.

I agree and have had similar experiences as Asting. If they still insist on money upfront most reasonable chicas will compromise with money being visible in a neutral location such as the corner of the stand. I've had walkouts who insisted they be handed cash. Honestly felt like I dodged a bullet on those occasions.

[SpikeBites1]

A few Thursdays ago, and just let me say that of the 4-5 times I've been to HK, this was the absolute worst.

I've never gone on a Thursday so I was surprised by the $7 cover charge. Such bullshit really. I can understand cover charge on the weekends but on a Thursday, it wasn't even that crowded or great. All levels were opened even when it wasn't packed. Anyways after arguing with the guy about the cover charge, I caved in. I was worried about having to pay it again if I decided to walk out and check out the SW or to get some Tacos so I was hesitant to leave again.

When we walked in, we saw this amazing girl dancing on stage. She had such a tiny spinner little body with natural be cups. Tiny but substantial enough to grab a hold of. Plus she was at least 5'8 without heels. She also wore hipster glasses that most young people of this generation wear. I was infatuated with her to say the least. The way she worked that pole on stage only made her even sexier to me. She was doing tricks, sliding up the pole upside down, even using the ring and moving back and forth. It was amazing. I couldn't stop staring at her. That was the dangerous part. Once you get so focused on one girl you kind of tune everything and everyone out.

Well we decided to get some food so me and Solo went out, but only if the door guy agreed I wouldn't have to pay the $7 cover again. If I had to pay $7 for each time I went out I'd be pissed. Such a waste of $$ but I can see people falling of this and paying it. Luckily I had a seasoned veteran like Solo help and tell the door man to go fuck himself and his $7.

When we came back in, the girl I was infatuated with was back on the stage, and wow. I couldn't get enough of her. I decided to wait around to see if anyone else was worth it, so I took my time and just walked around looking for any other potential girls. Nothing. There was this one girl who wore cat ears that I saw a month ago that I thought was amazing. Then I remembered that last time she charged $120 to me and stupidly I paid it back then. But she was pretty hot with boltons and spoke very good English. By the time I returned from making a round around the bar, I saw that my girl was asked to sit down with a group of dudes. I still kept my eye on her walking past her to see if she was done with them.

The first thing I noticed with her was that while she was sitting with the guys, she was very cold and distant. Not very engaging to him, no lap dances, no touching, barely anything. She just drank her drink and just sat unenthusiastically with them. That should've been a huge red flag to me but I was so smitten with her you know, nothing was going to change my mind. After about 30-45 minutes she finally went upstairs with the guy. By now it was 10 pm and we had to leave at 11 pm, so I started panicking. There was no one else I was remotely interested in throughout the whole bar. So I waited for her to finish upstairs. When she came back down, I quickly grabbed her and asked her how much to go upstairs. She said $100. I said fuck it, didn't even bother to negotiate.

Took her upstairs. Second red flag, she asked for the money as soon as we entered the room. Okay, fine, no biggie. We got undressed and she started stroking me while I sucked on her tits. When I went down to finger her or rub her clit, she closed her fucking legs. She said "I don't like that. " I'm like, what? I said how about I just rub the outside and I won't stick my fingers in. "No". WTF. I'm like okay shit this sucks. So I took out the condom, and put it on my limp dick and told her to suck it. She said. "No, I don't like that". What the fuck. At this point I knew this was a bust. How the fuck am I supposed to get hard if she's not going to let me finger her, or if she wasn't going to suck my dick. At this point my mood was all fucked and I knew it would take an act of god to even get my dick up. So I started stroking, hoping and praying I was still in the right mindset to fuck her. I was so pissed, I was like fuck it, I'm going to try and rub her clit even though she has her legs closed. She then said "$20 to rub the outside", I'm like thinking fuck you. At this point, I would've given her $20 to suck my dick because I know there was little chance I could get hard without some type of stimulation. She wouldn't even moan for me. I'm a very audio oriented person, more visual. Moaning can get me hard but she wouldn't do that. Then I put her missionary and tried to stick my half hard dick into her. A mild success, she started moaning a bit and then I eventually got hard. Had her ride me cowgirl to completion.

At the end, she said "tip? Seriously? You fucking * I was so pissed and annoyed, so I gave her $4. Which is what was left of my $1 dollar bills.

A lot of lessons to be learned about this experience. Never go for the hottest * who knows she's hot as fuck. She thinks she's too good to have to do anything to please a man. Next time I'll find a mediocre girl who will offer a better experience.

Lesson fucking learned

But don't let this bad experience sway anyone, HK is still a great place for a lot of fun. Out of the 5 trips, this was the worst but I've had plenty of fun the other times.

[Asting]

From my experience and others I know that pay up front, almost all of them gave shitty service.

Nowadays if the girls want money upfront I just showed her the money and put it back in my pocket.

[SpikeBites1]

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[HorseTrader]

.... I've never paid upfront and never will.

Sometimes if you want a particular girl, you need to pay first or you can't screw her. I understand why somebody would do that. But in my two recent instances, the girl looked great in the bar but not so great in the hotel. I didn't feel bad about missing either of them.

My recent experiences are more in Thailand than in Tijuana. In Thailand very few ask for pre payment and I've had nobody insist on it.

[TomJackin]

Sometimes I forget to have the "pay after" conversation while still in the bar. In fact, I made that mistake on both Tuesday and Wednesday. On Tuesday my HK girl walked out of my cascadas room because I wouldn't pay first. No problem, I had the room for the night and I just picked a different girl.

On Wednesday I took an AB girl upstairs and she insisted I pay first. She flat out said that if the sex wasn't good she wouldn't get paid. I didn't argue, I simply walked out. Lost my room fee of about $14, but I really don't care about that.

Good on you! These girls are putas and we should call the shots! When they think their panocha is made of gold; fuck them! I've never paid upfront and never will.

[HorseTrader]

Don't blame the club. You paid her up front, and didn't like the service. Always pay after. If she says no, there's a reason.

Sometimes I forget to have the "pay after" conversation while still in the bar. In fact, I made that mistake on both Tuesday and Wednesday. On Tuesday my HK girl walked out of my cascadas room because I wouldn't pay first. No problem, I had the room for the night and I just picked a different girl.

On Wednesday I took an AB girl upstairs and she insisted I pay first. She flat out said that if the sex wasn't good she wouldn't get paid. I didn't argue, I simply walked out. Lost my room fee of about $14, but I really don't care about that.