London

[Iceberg Slim]

Another possibility is the Marriott hotel near Heathrow (10 minutes from terminal 3). I stayed there myself 2 months ago. It has friendly staff, good facilities swimming pool, jaccuzi.

A shuttle bus take you to the hotel for a small fee (6 pounds) with stops just outside the terminal.

[Teacup]

Heathrow,

If you are using T4 (British Airways Intercon, QANTAS, KLM and a few others) the Hilton is about your only choice, and it's pretty good.

Using T1, T2 or T3, the Marriott and previously mentioned CP are fine. I think the Renaissance is a dump, but others like it. Be aware that the shuttle bus charges about $5 a head for the five minute trip, and cabs will not be happy if you ask to go there.

[Murilloa]

TravelGuy:

Crowne Plaza Hotel London-Heathrow

http://www.milesfaster.co.uk/london-hotels/crowne-plaza-heathrow.htm

Stayed here myself just under a year ago, efficient, comfortable and very close to the airport with a good shuttle service. They also allowed a Malaysian escort to make her way into my room without blinking an eyelid, but I guess your client won't be up for that with wifey and the little one around...

hope this helps
Mur

[Travel Guy]

This is not a monger question, I'm a travel agent in US and I have a High maintenace client that will be arriving London Heahtrow and need to stay over night near the airport. The hotel needs to be a 4 star . I would like it close by, he will be flying out the next morning. The room should be able to house three , he is with is wife and daughter. I hope that someone can give me a name.

Thanks

[Merlin Magician]

OOOOHHH!! A Hand Job with cocoa laden oil! That's a new one...

A chocolate Jizz shake, if you will.

[Death Warrior]

Hulk,

This normally means a facial. Also, some sites are advertising "Reverse Anal" which is rimming.

[Domino]

Hulk,

Cappucino refers to cocoa powder they put in the massage oil and the oil jacks up the price (I wonder is the Iraq business causing jack off prices to rise?). I find cappucinos also go do well with pizzas but that's me. Funny but many of my favourite pizza ingredients are also included in massage oil, facial cleaning etc.

Domino, peace, prostitutes and pizzas!

[Hulk]

What type of service is "Cappuccino"? I've seen this service mentioned in a couple massage parlor websites and have no idea what it means.

P.S. I'm sorry about the double post. I had posted this same question in the Manchester forum over a month ago and received no replies.

[Merlin Magician]

Ahhhh yes!

Glorious London! Your charms will live within my heart evermore!

Glorious London! whoor to the world, whoor to me, forever!

Glorious London! You treat me, and I go away all astagger!

[Murilloa]

Yes, Merlin. Staggering away from this adventure, scarcely able to lift a pint glass to his lips at 6.30 Thursday, Murilloa assumed he would not be able to perform for a week.

But the following day, after a long session of work, he remembered (how would he forget?) that it was Lori's day at Les Girls. Rang for an appointment at 6pm, got in for an hour later.

Lori, on great form, asked as ever "What have you been doing since I saw you last?", Muri decided not to confess to the previous day's party, why, the poor girl might start thinking he's a sex addict or something. Half an hour in heaven. Lori made Mur feel that, far from having shagged himself senseless the day before, he hadn't had sex for a week. Gorgeous Lori.

Leaving the safe and fragant haven of Les Girls for the squalor of Berwick Street was, yes, as Merlin says, the shithole-and-sewer experience, such a contrast to the smart terrace in Victoria and to the svelte olive-skinned chocolate-eyed goddess Lori, already receiving the next lucky guy in her love nest at Blore Court. But of such delicious contrasts life is made.

And yes, Saturday saw Muri genuinely and finally exhausted: he considered the possibility of a Scandalbabe for a few seconds, realised that neither the energy level nor the wallet were going to be sufficient, walked the streets and watched cricket on TV instead.

Glorious London, you are an expensive old whoor and you do have your 'sewers and shitholes' but for me your fascinations will never wear away.

And to get back down to earth with some hard information:

There is another Gentlemen's relish party in Victoria on June 10th, see their site at http://www.gentlemensrelish.org.uk/ - the pictures, at least of the five girls partying on May 20th, are entirely accurate.

Muri will be doing his damnedest to be there.

[Merlin Magician]

Wow! Murriloa!

Kinda makes the shitholes in Soho seem far off and sewer-like, eh?

[Murilloa]

I hope this kind of activity is not against the forum's rules, if so, someone tell me so and I will behave properly in future. But has anyone on this board tried the London party scene?

Browsing the net absent-mindedly for entertainment on a one-off trip to London, I came across Gentleman’s Relish, and noted the number. Unsure if it would be my scene, didn’t ring until midday Thursday. Friendly Bob confirmed a vacancy, and at 1.45 I was nervously waiting in a pub near the venue. We were escorted to a spotless terraced house in Victoria, twelve or thirteen of us gathered in the kitchen, had an introductory drink, met Claudia, Summer (already topless) and Sky in her red domination boots: then upstairs for the start. Soon Paula joined us, Lorna appeared later (see below)

The action began so quickly! I was still folding my clothes when the first guy unloaded into Summer’s mouth. I was surprised that he came so soon, for I’d planned to save the first orgasm until as late as possible, being concerned about eventually running out of steam. Needn’t have worried – and getting off a quick first shot is clearly ‘the done thing’, because Summer just sat on the edge of the bed, milking multiple cocks, each time delicately disposing of the sperm with a wet wipe, thanking and congratulating the spunker, and moving on to another. I sampled her mouth but did not come, because I saw over her shoulder that another guy had just finished fucking Claudia. Hastily donning a condom, I followed him, realising that this was a seriously beautiful young lady with a lovely, lively tight pussy. Still didn’t cum, switched over to fucking Summer who in spite of the wet wipes had sperm on her lips, then withdrew, slipped off the condom, plunged into her mouth and after a few seconds of her expert sucking I launched a hot jet of spunk down her throat. All this had happened in the first fifteen minutes!

The ladies: Summer is a stacked blonde, ragingly ‘up for it’, full of clever, witty, absolutely uninhibited commentary about the action, constantly encouraging the guys to further exploits with herself and the others: the soul of the party. Claudia is an extravagantly beautiful slim blonde with gorgeous eyes, a real princess. Tall blonde Sky in those boots towered over us all, at first, but then got horizontal for cock after cock. Paula is a voluptuous Brazilian with fine oral technique accompanied with scorching eye contact. It was she I fucked next, then a voyeur break, and I returned to gorgeous Claudia, joining the waiting list, for there were three guys lined up for her by now, I regained energy in a delightful way by stroking and kissing her lovely legs and feet while others fucked her: and while one guy fired a massive wad over her mouth and chin. Finally it was my turn, and a wonderful fuck ensued, with a smashing climax… three orgasms in one hour, and the party not half way over.

Around this time, Lorna arrived after a train delay. This seemed to give everyone a ‘second wind’. Lorna barely had time to undress, before becoming the star of an intense gangbang. The tiny upper bedroom heaved with cocks as they queued for Lorna’s mouth and ****. I took a share, did not cum, and then went downstairs for some necessary refreshment. When I came back up, the pace had slowed a little. Summer was at the foot of the bed, tonguing Lorna’s shaven pussy, while several guys kneeling round, took turns in her mouth. Lorna was mounting towards her orgasm when one guy spurted all over her tits. This started everyone off, and as she came, several of us, myself included, sprayed her fine body. A fabulous sight, as she sat up, shaking with pleasure, her body flushed with orgasmic ecstasy and glistening with its drenching of sweat and sperm. Unforgettable.

I then enjoyed another spell of voyeurism: there is something so sexy about watching a 19 year old with fashion model looks, like Claudia, being cocked by an ugly tubby fifty something, like me. But I should stress that the tone of the afternoon was one of total mutual respect. The guys were scrupulously polite and friendly and encouraging to each other, and tender to the ladies, who seemed to revel in the enormous pleasure their powerful sexuality was giving, and who contributed to an afternoon of great good humour as well as sex.

At the end, I enjoyed conversation with beautiful Claudia about her forthcoming website – one to look out for – then slipped upstairs for a last orgasm inside the indefatigable Lorna. Paid my £120 as I left, thinking what a bargain. This week, I’ve found it hard to get to sleep, as images pour into the mind: of Paula with her legs round my neck, of holding Summer’s tits from behind while she sucked a big’un, of Summer dribbling sperm over Sky’s boobs, of Lorna being slammed from the rear while her mouth closed over my cock… and most of all, of the divine Claudia.
Thanks to everyone, sorry to have gone on a bit, can’t wait for my next chance.

[Blinded]

El Mujerista,

Thanks, I will definitely check those out and report back. Nice report, BTW.

[Antony38]

Hi Em,

Nice report, I think the UK somtimes gets an unfair rep.

I've travelled all over, and yes it can be expensive, but you can get fantastic quality.
personally, although on occasion I've used high end escorts, including scandal's.
I've also shopped right through the range, from street*****s upwards and found that some parts of the UK give as competitive a service as anywhere in the world.
Although this is if your using the hooker for her intended purpose.

i.e. sex.

I think sometimes some sad pathethic mongerers, come looking for the kind of FAKE GFE you might get in brazil or cuba or similar third world countries.

So are consequently dissapointed. they should just GROW UP and realise what a ***** is for.

Cheers,

A

[Hott4Play]

Hi guys,

I will be visiting London for the first time in July'04 for about 6 weeks. I will be staying near the Holborn tube station.

I would like to know the best way to have a real GF experience.

I am willing to spend whatever it takes {company expense account ;-)}