Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

I wasn't really much in the mood for hobbying today but ventured out anyways.

MP, Phazze, and I hit the soapies. First up was Rasputin. Lineup was limited and we were a bit too early to see the expensive Russians who come around 8 or 9 pm. I didn't mind one girl who was in the cheap group. Pretty face but a bit older which explains why she was in the cheaper group. Sabai Room was next. Not a great lineup but it had 2 nice girls. These turned out to be the prettiest soapie girls we saw. I didn't write down the numbers but off the top of my head they were 28 and 56. Next Honey 2. Definitely the most girls. Seats all full of Indians. Thought there was a nice one but when she got up she had cottage cheese on her legs. Pass. Next Sabai Dee. Nothing for me there.

Next was a stroll on Soi 6. It was already dark out. I prefer Soi 6 in daylight since it helps me see the girls in full light. I only walked the bottom half of the Soi and decided it was time to go home to get ready for WS.

MP and Phazze went to Panda and Palace. I was determined tonight to not stick with the same bars. Decided to hit Bypass looking for my friend. She wasn't there but it wasn't too bad in Bypass tonight. A couple of cuter girls that I may check out another time. After that I decided to slum it and went to Super Girl. Other than the occasional decent hostesses you see outside there is nothing much inside. This is a fun bar with the right girl.

I decided to join the guys at Palace. It was jammed. Lots of nice girls tonight. No seats anywhere. I didn't even sit close to the guys. I'm glad I did sit myself where I did though since I spotted a model 447. She seemed my type but she was busy giving a Japanese guy a lap dance. I will definitely buy her a LD when I see her next time. Also like 179 but the second she came on the main floor a Chinese guy grabbed her. She looked disgusted at him at first but after 3 drinks in 5 minutes she was welcoming his advances. All about the money!

Lighthouse. Walked in and out. 4 girls on stage. Maybe 8 girls total in the main bar. Electric Blue. In and out nothing worth staying for there. Nothing at Airport Bar either.

Tantra. Maybe it was too late but the lineup was not impressive at all.

Didn't know where the guys went so I went to visit a friend working in LK Metro.

[MongerForSex]

That is what insurance is for. My child is 22 years old and will never have to work again if / when I die (of course she does not know that.) And last time I was forced to fuck someone was never. We all choose who we fuck. So if she chose to fuck someone that smoked 10 packs a day and had no insurance, then I will tell her to go see MongerForSex and he will take over the responsibility and solve her problems.

Don't get me wrong, it was just sarcasm.

I totally agree, nobody is forced to pay a girl they don't like.

[Mr Enternational]

What happens if the girl is widowed? Maybe it's her fault being with a guy smoking 10 packs a day.

That is what insurance is for. My child is 22 years old and will never have to work again if / when I die (of course she does not know that.) And last time I was forced to fuck someone was never. We all choose who we fuck. So if she chose to fuck someone that smoked 10 packs a day and had no insurance, then I will tell her to go see MongerForSex and he will take over the responsibility and solve her problems.

[FL Hawk]

Good for you. Neither do I. But MP says that is what he is striving for when he barfines that level of girls. You think FLHawk's Law, the one you have repeated several times with regard to the more expensive girls, only applies to FLHawk, older dudes like me and shy types? Nope. It applies to virtually every punter out there.

The only reason some of those guys finish faster or more easily with those show pieces is because they are more predisposed to cum faster and easier anyway. I doubt very seriously it is because those same girls suddenly change their spots and go the extra mile for them, work harder or are somehow iirresistably inspired to go at it with dogged determination to make them cum no matter what it takes.

MP and whatever he strives for has no relevance to me and my own ability to come. I do find that if the woman is super hot the mental stimulation can be enough to push me over the edge so that I can come with them.

[MongerForSex]

Can't afford a 50 baht pill, but can afford to feed, clothe, and care for a kid for 18 years?

But can bear the shame of walking around the pharmcist, parents, friends, and the rest of the entire world with a big belly and later a kid that does not know where its father is?

Makes no sense at all. This is not just Thai society. This is pretty much most of the world. I believe everyone has the right to have kids, but the responsibility to care and provide for them comes along with that right. That is why I feel nothing when people come up to me with babies and kids in tow begging for money. You knew the consequences of that dick and you can't seriously expect me to pay for it.

What happens if the girl is widowed? Maybe it's her fault being with a guy smoking 10 packs a day.

[EihTooms]

I don't strut. When I am with these ladies I am not thinking how much better they make ME look, or how they will help me get other hot women in the subsequent days, weeks, months and years. I am only thinking about how I hope their beauty will be sufficient to get me off finally!

Good for you. Neither do I. But MP says that is what he is striving for when he barfines that level of girls. You think FLHawk's Law, the one you have repeated several times with regard to the more expensive girls, only applies to FLHawk, older dudes like me and shy types? Nope. It applies to virtually every punter out there.

The only reason some of those guys finish faster or more easily with those show pieces is because they are more predisposed to cum faster and easier anyway. I doubt very seriously it is because those same girls suddenly change their spots and go the extra mile for them, work harder or are somehow iirresistably inspired to go at it with dogged determination to make them cum no matter what it takes.

[Mr Enternational]

At least girls should be taught about morning after pill, if they "unintentionally" had sex. 555. Some girls cannot afford to buy it.

Can't afford a 50 baht pill, but can afford to feed, clothe, and care for a kid for 18 years?

Some cannot bear the shame of going into the pharmacy and asking for it. Pharmacy knows the girls parents. Etc.

But can bear the shame of walking around the pharmcist, parents, friends, and the rest of the entire world with a big belly and later a kid that does not know where its father is?

Makes no sense at all. This is not just Thai society. This is pretty much most of the world. I believe everyone has the right to have kids, but the responsibility to care and provide for them comes along with that right. That is why I feel nothing when people come up to me with babies and kids in tow begging for money. You knew the consequences of that dick and you can't seriously expect me to pay for it.

[FL Hawk]

Day 17 - Wednesday.

FINAL MONGERING DAY.

Ok, the end is finally upon me. This visit has been my longest by several days and despite a few days of the blues, I have had perhaps my best and most enjoyable visit yet. I was initially concerned about booking such a long stay, but folks such as Banana Boy and Monkey Paw, who graciously shared their time and experience, has made it a great trip.

I started out my mongering day with Yri at Ruby. She was a hot spinner with jet black hair, a killer body (she was not a mommie), dang cute face and pretty good English. They only flaw was her small boobs. Upstairs, she was a bit rushed, but gave a decent BBBJ. She is probably one of the hotter girls on Soi 6, though a bit a bit rushed and with no cuddling at the end. Even so, especially with her beauty, she beats anything I have yet encountered from an agogo girl. The rooms at Ruby are decent, amongst the best. When we came down it had started raining so I stayed inside and bought Yri a second LD. While there, a cute girl walked by and said Hello, saying she was Bea and we had been together before. I apologized for apparently not recognizing her, and asked when I saw her. She said maybe a month ago. I don't see a Bea in my reports for this visit, but the name kind of sounds familiar so maybe it was last spring. I don't know, but she was cute and I bought her a LD too. She sat with me after Yri had left to go up front searching for the next customer.

I met up with MP at Night Wish and he chose to BF a lady from there, but despite it being a busy night, I saw no one else that I particularly wanted to BF. I did stop is to say Hello, to Jin at Horny Bar. She was feeling ill, and she looked ill. She said she was going to BF herself to go home and rest. I suggested that I BF her and she could go stay in my hotel while I went out with my friends. She took me up on my suggestion. I had my own reasons for doing this. I was hoping to get at least one more crack at a hot agogo girl, where I would take her to a short time room on WS. And knowing I would likely be unable to come, I could then come back to Jin and, if she was feeling then she could be my last and I could probably come with her.

I took her back to the hotel and she laid down on the bed to nap before taking a shower. I took the opportunity to lock up some things I didn't want to risk her discovering. I was not too concerned about her stealing things, but I didn't want her to see my stash of mongering supplies in case she decided to go through my stuff. I did arrange some things in a particular manner so that I could tell if she did any snooping and I could tell later than she did not.

I left her in bed and headed to WS. I hooked up with MP at Palace. I did unexpectedly run into Meal in the open toilet area (I am slowly getting used to taking a wiz with ladies walking in and around), and I asked how her shoulder / arm was. She said it was better, telling how a dog caused it. No, I don't understand either, but I said I was happy it was getting better then said goodbye. She sure is cute and I continued to feel the frustration. At least I got to bang her, even though it was not exactly pleasurable.

Not really seeing anything I liked at Palace we went to Panda. There we found the cutie I had spoken with before and who had told me to come back to her when I had had to leave at the time. I thought sure she wanted me to BF here then. I called her over and I don't think she remembered me, but we had a decent conversation then I asked if I could BF her. She said no. Huh!? She said she didn't BF. Well, ok, she is just hustled me for drinks! She stuck around until the waiter came back by to see if I wanted to buy her a third lady drink and I said no, not if she won't go out with me! She soon left to hustle someone else I suppose. But, of course, I suppose she does go out on BFs with those she likes, or if she is short of money. But maybe I was too old or whatever, who knows?

I did find another girl there but I forget her name and number. Without a name or number a review about her is almost meaningless. She was expensive but was reasonably attractive I suppose, with a nice tight, slender body. We did a ST hotel and I got an average Soi 6 experience from her at least. She is certainly not top end agogo material, but at least she was not a star fish.

I went directly back to the hotel after that and Jin was still sleeping. She got up to take a shower. I took a shower following and we both went to bed. She said she felt better but I could tell she was still ill. She cuddled up to me and made a move to where I think she would have let me bang her, but I didn't. I am not fond of banding women who are ill just to satisfy my physical desires. Plus, was she contagious?

So we went to sleep. Next morning we went down to breakfast but she was still a bit under the weather. I said she could come back up to the room to rest for another 2 hours before I had to scheck out but she said she needed to get to the bar, as they are getting new outfits and she wanted time to make sure hers fit. This woman has a job she hates but she still treats it as a regular job, with dedication. So she had me walk her to the street to catch a baht bus. She did not look at me for money nor ask me from anything. I offered to pay the bus fee but she said she had it covered.

I checked out at noon, then sat in the lobby to await the arrive of my Bell bus van scheduled to arrive at 12:30. MP came by to send me off which I appreciated, and the transfer van arrived at 12:40 and we said our goodbyes. Very nice of him to do that. And that ends my reporting for this fall trip of 2018.

[Syzygies]

Why not try to teach them to be more responsible and say Thai women need to stop having sex until they learn how to use birth control? Child support and perpetual welfare have ruined my country and do not do a dern thing except promote irresponsibility. If Thai women were able to get paid when they have kids then they may never stop having them (same as many American women).

Thai parents are at fault, in not forcing their daughters to take birth Control pills, instead preaching abstinence (we know how well that works). At least girls should be taught about morning after pill, if they "unintentionally" had sex. 555. Some girls cannot afford to buy it. Some cannot bear the shame of going into the pharmacy and asking for it. Pharmacy knows the girls parents. Etc. Girls should have condoms in handbag too. Thai girls should be made to swear an oath to tell the parents if sex occurred so that something can be done about it (within 24 hours). Perhaps all girls should be having an emergency supply of morning after pills.

I know one Thai girl whose son arrived as a result of her being raped. So why no morning after pills? Thais leave it to fate!

I have emergency supplies of various medications, not to use generally, but of course I don't need this particular type. I have forced a Thai bargirl to take "morning after" after a condom accident. I don't want an unwanted baby to be due to me.

I don't know if pregnancy rates are all that much higher than western teenage girls. The big difference is a 16 YO western girl probably gets an abortion. Most Thai girls do not.

Some teenage girls are getting pregnant on purpose in an attempt to capture the man. I seen this in case of my GF's cousin, a nice young guy, but trapped into marriage by the girl (not good enough for a long term partner or for a mother) irresponsibly getting herself pregnant. In old fashioned society, the penalty for fucking a girl or spending the night, can be marriage. Thai lakhorns show how guy and girl get stuck somewhere for the night in a massive storm, then he has to do the right thing and take her permanently. Ha ha! She might have been a terrible fuck or he might not have even got one.

Thinking back to tales of long gone by, perhaps Thai girls would be safer if locked up in Chastity belts.

We could also suggest ass fucking if it were not for this being a larger risk for HIV.

[Smoothy]

Why not try to teach them to be more responsible and say Thai women need to stop having sex until they learn how to use birth control? Child support and perpetual welfare have ruined my country and do not do a dern thing except promote irresponsibility. If Thai women were able to get paid when they have kids then they may never stop having them (same as many American women).

https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-m...frican-americ/

[Mr Enternational]

I think Hooters in Pattaya has to be as expensive as in the USA.

And that is exactly why the only time I have been there was when they first opened up. I paid 80 baht for a 7 baht bottle of water. (What other restaurant in Pattaya charges 80 baht for water?) And I paid 400 baht for some cold wings that took 1 hour to get to my table. When I had placed my order the place was empty then started to fill up with people. Never again!

[Mr Enternational]

I told her, via Google translate, Thai women need to stop having sex with their men until the fathers are required to pay child support! Of course, it is not so simple.

Why not try to teach them to be more responsible and say Thai women need to stop having sex until they learn how to use birth control? Child support and perpetual welfare have ruined my country and do not do a dern thing except promote irresponsibility. If Thai women were able to get paid when they have kids then they may never stop having them (same as many American women).

[FL Hawk]

Day 16 - Tuesday.

I am in Bangkok on Day 18 as I post this (as well as the previous report and likely the final mongering report of Day 17). After today I will be with my Thai GF and probably unable to respond to any remarks until I return home in a few weeks. So, sorry that I am bunching up reports here, but if not today, then not for several weeks.

Two days left. I am doing well on my finances despite dropping, who knows, around 10,000 baht yesterday. Crazy, I know, but memories are being made and this is probably the last time in my life I will get to experience some of this, so I don't care. I worked hard all my life; money is not a major concern of mine; I have forgone pleasures in the past to save for travel and retirement; and that time is now. I am not getting younger and each month that goes by is a month closer I am to being unable to do this kind of thing anymore. Heck, I can barely come in a condom anymore!

Two days left and at 2:30 PM we are having a Thunderstorm when I should be on Soi 6 mongering! Some say during the rain is the best time as there are so few customers, but I also only got 2 to 3 hours of sleep last time, so my body is begging for a nap, and with the outside sky dark, I am now giving in. Probably better to rest now and push myself too hard. I would hate to have a tumble from being tired on these dangerous sidewalks that I think were designed to trip and maim the old and weak.

I slept a bit over an hour and the rain has ended so I arise so I prepared to hit Soi 6 as well as to be prepared to go direct to WS that night. So, I need money. I figure I will see anywhere from 1 or 2 girls on six, so I need at about 3200 baht. On WS, I can't see the gross throwing away of money again, but should I long-term someone, it could me 6500 plus drinks and the 5 bars MP likes to hang with add another 700, which is 3200 plus 7200 or rounded up 10,400 baht or about $400 (rounding up). So I pull out $600 from the safe. Typically at the end of the mongering day I have a fair amount of left over cash, but this morning I have only 240 baht, which means I barely had enough to pay Meal last night!

So I hit Soi 6 and with the rain the weather is cool. I have actually been blessed with good weather for this trip. I have not needed to use any sun screen; rain has only been a minor nuisance during the day and only a bit disruptive yesterday with Meal and the gang. In past visits the sun had been out and it was quite hot and sticky.

But I hit the street and let this slightly cubby girl pull me in, named Jaan, at a bar I don't remember. Not sure why I went in. Maybe it was her pouty face. But I quickly realized I needed to extricate myself as her English was non-conversational; the seemed sad; and she was chubby. My failure to exchange dollars for baths upon arriving on 6 got me out gracefully. I barely had enough Thai money to pay for our drinks, then I said I said I needed to go exchange money and I never went back. I am not so sure why she was said, as I was able to learn she is leaving the next day to go back home to see her baby daughter. So many of these girls turn to this profession because they get pregnant with a boyfriend, he leaves without providing any support, and the baby is left to the grandmother to raise while she sends money home. I told her, via Google translate, Thai women need to stop having sex with their men until the fathers are required to pay child support! Of course, it is not so simple.

After replenishing my supply of baths I went to Playpen. They have added some new girls to up their linup, and one little hottie was Boom. She was slender and tall with bleached hair. I liked her, but she was a little difficult to understand. I bought her a drink I started to inquire about ST. She said some things I didn't understand, though I made out something about ST then about LT in Bangkok and some other things I couldn't piece together, but eventually I asked her to go upstairs. She refused, and then said "I now know you didn't hear me with all the loud music but I tried to tell you I can't be bar fined now. " Well, ok. I guess she meant some dude had already long-timed her and was taking her to Bangkok, and she was apparently waiting for him to leave. In the meantime, she was hustling drinks from me! Well bummer! She was cute, so some of you should get over there and check her out and let me know what I possibly missed!

As the day passes Soi 6 is gets busy. I think most of the girls are here and high season has started! I walked back to the east and Lynn, the tiny lady I wrote about last week who was a dynamo, brings me in. She was one of the few who had made me come so I went inside to buy her a drink at least. She was excited and tried hard to get me upstairs, but I had heard from Dear (pronounced more like De ah), the hot spinner from Windmill, that she is able to see tonight. I write back and ask when. But with the possibility of banging of this sexy woman, I put Lynn off. Why waste my last two days with repeats, even though Lynn was worth repeating? I delayed a bit then hearing nothing from Dear, I head west and find Kan at Lust Bar. She is a more mature woman. I bar fined her and she turned out to be an average performer for Soi 6. She had bolt-ONS that were hard and, unlike many of the more mature women, skipped the foreplay. Maybe a 7 for her face, 6 for body and 5 to 6 for performance.

It was then time to head to WS. I met up with MP, Phazze and Lew at Bacarra. Phazze had his hot girl from the night before with him, so he was already set. We then moved to Palace. While there, Tong (the high priced star fish who suckered me twice – and that is "suckered", not "sucked") walked past and we exchanged half-smiles. I kind of think she may have had some regrets now, but who knows. I later saw Meal in the back and went over to say Hello, but she seemed distant. I returned to my seat, but later went back to invite her for a LD which she accepted. She was in pain as a dog did something to around her inside shoulder joint, and she seemed to say it was difficult to speak. In short, she remained distant and barely looked at me. She may have been scared I was going to want to BF her or whatever, which I wasn't, but the group was preparing to leave so we left her alone to finish her drink. I wished her a good evening and improved heath. I did inquire with Phazze if his high priced Palace girl gave a good performance, I. E. Blow job, and he said yes. Sigh. Must be my age.

But at the next bar, MP unloaded on me a big, telling me I can't just lay there and expect the girl to initiate everything. He felt I should have been in there trying to go down on them and stuff and get them horny by my own actions, and not just lie there myself and then complain they won't do anything. Well, maybe. Perhaps, being near the same age as the girls, and being a regular there, he can get away with that. I did try some kissing and touching but the reaction was anything but them getting horny. MP can't yet possibly know or appreciate the impact that being old has on young, hot, popular women! And I can understand the women! I see other old men in the bars trying to touch them and I recoiling myself at the thought of a beautiful young woman having to subject then selves to that. For that matter, I watched a few guys, stinking cigarette in their mouth, grabbing girls, pinning them and forcibly touching them as the girls turned away. The guys thought it was great fun, and the fact the girl might then go out with you (for money) doesn't mean it was not repulsive to the girl. But I am moralizing here.

I am now biding my time for Dear She wrote back and we were to meet between 10 to 11, then it was to be at 12, then 11:30 to 12:30, then is was back 12 where it stayed. Eventually we met at about 12:15 on WS and we went to a short time hotel for 490 Baht. She was hot, but a big see-section scare ruined her stomach view. But the rest of the view was awesome and the scare didn't matter. Her bot-ONS actually had some softness and were not objectionable. Her figure was tight and everything was firm, though she was now 31. She works all the time, like 7 days a week at Windmill, then each night hitting I-Bar for more customers. She took this day off to do some things, but after me she was going to go home, do some more things, then head back to I-Bar for more customers. This woman has to making a ton of money, but at 31, her professional years are numbered.

The session was passionate at least. It started off a little rushed but ended slow. She displays care and compassion which was a little unexpected. Go to Windmill to check her out. Your best way of taking her out is to simply bar fine her from Windmill. Be nice and respectful. She is making enough money she does not have to see you!

After Dear, I walked up and down WS, and almost went home, but then I though NO, I have to try again, I only have one more night beyond this! So I returned to my stomping ground at Red Car. It was around 1:30 to 2 AM by now and the peak had passed and I found table. I saw several prospects but people started leaving and I was running out of opportunities. I know many of the ladies who don't get men will go to one of the other discos, but I did see a sort of girl next door lady of early 30's, I think. She was dancing alone and had a huge smile. I looked at her for a while then she started looking a me. We exchanged several glances until I finally walked over to say Hello,. After a bit she asked what I wanted, so rather than give a dumb answer like "world peace", I said "to be with you all night". She laughed and, well, she did spend the night with me. She did ask what I would give her. I said 2000. She asked for 3000, but I stuck with 2000.

Her name was Kan and she gave a sort of GFE. She loved to kiss and I did go down on her and she went wild. I think I gave her a couple of orgasms but, of course, none for me. Her breasts were small but she had large areolas. Her body was in the early aging process and the hips a little large, but she was still attractive and relatively slender and pretty. She stayed until around 9 AM them left. She was fun to be with once.

To summarize the day, Kan at Lust Bar for an average encounter, then Dear freelancing form Windmill for a semi-passionate encounter, and Kan, a Red Car freelancer, for a sort-of-semi-GFE.

[FL Hawk]

Day 15 - Monday.

Well, I have only three days left to monger. I need to leave the blues behind me and get on with it! There is a growing chance this could be my last trip to Pattaya, and at my age I know I am running out of time. There is some age when you just can't do it anymore, and I have enough older friends who have had prostate issues where sex is behind them, so I need to wake up and get to today some ladies while I still can!

I started off on Soi 6, the one place where the girls will actually work for their money, ending up with Film at Roxy. The pronunciation is more like feilm, with a strong E sound. She was a large lady, relatively, but did not present the appearance of being chubby. She did have braces and, upstairs, revealed a really nice set of large, firm natural boobs! She was a little embarrassed by them but I thought they were wonderful. Big firm natural boobs on a Thai girl, amazing. I told her to go slow on the BBBJ and she did, and she did a fine job. She "fit" really well with me and the experience was nice. Her boobs were worth the price of admission.

I then met up with Banana Boy and we walked the street but the talent available on this Monday afternoon was not the greatest. We left and went to McDonanld's for ice cream, then he left and I went back to the street. I still didn't see much else and ended up with Lucky Noi at Lucky Bar. I had promised her another round so I finally kept my promise. She has big fake boobs and is a little more filled out than I would normally like, and the braces make her face less attractive, but she is usually able to get me off. But this time she was a bit less active and I think I could have gotten off with a bit more work, but MP got me in touch with the hot Windmill girl, and I thought maybe I should hold back on my precious orgasm and say if for Dear, her name. I figure I have one for-sure orgasm left in me before I leave, and decide it is best to give it to a deserving woman. It is the pits to be unable to come with a hottie, so I will sacrificed this orgasm with reliable Noi for the hopes of a hottie like Dear, or perhaps another hot agogo girl. Well, yeah, sure! Haha. Ain't going to ever happen. Feel hot agogo girls deserve my juice.

Noi was confused why I didn't come, but I said I am old. I left her and then saw Jin. She will be bar fining herself tonight to go home for a day, catching a ride with a married couple she said. She was sad to learn I am leaving Thursday. She had been planning on me to long-time her and go places. I considered bar fining her right there, in which case I would pay the fine for her and take her to the hotel and get in that orgams, and I mentioned my bar fining her but she didn't understand what I was saying, then I thought better of my offer and didn't repeat it. If I took her, she would be expecting me to see her again Wednesday night before I leave as well. That is too many times with the same woman! And I don't want to encourage her to have feelings for me that cannot be returned.

By this time the gang was planning to meet so I went to WS. It had been raining and all I had was a pocket rain coat. I decided to first buy an umbrella as it was forecast to rain later that night, and I am so glad I did! But first we went exploring. I guess this is what MP does each evening visit a few agogo and search for new talent. But as we started, he all of a sudden said he needed to go home for something, so Phazze and I went back to Windmill. My displeasure for this place as lessened a bit as I have not seen any crass conduct like that first time. I had actually Lined the hottie but missed out on seeing her Sunday. She saw me and Phazze enter as she was dancing and recognized me, or us, and smiled. I went over to say Hi and get her name, as even MP did not know it! During her break she came over and I got her a LD. This is one buzy girl. After work she goes to Insomnia to get picked up LT and sleep a long time with customer, then back to work. I told her if she had time to contact me. The alternative is to BF her, but I wasn't ready to do that.

MP showed up then we left for Sensations, where he bar fined a really cute girl. She was new and she was pretty hot, and he likes to BF the new, hot girls at one of this favorite clubs and show them off. So we went to Palace. But first, Tong was there and she came by and said Hi. I said Hello, back. She then made a motion with her hands asking for a LD. I wavered for a second as I like her, but ten purse my lips together and shake my head, saying no. She immediately turns her head and walks off. She knows what she did and that the gravy train from me was over.

It is here that things got fun. MP exchanged 1000 baht (all three of us shared costs) for 50 20's. He got the waiters to give us 3 rubber bands and showed how to fold them up into projectiles that we could shoot at the girls. Well, I was thinking this had to be degrading to the girls and was reluctant to do it. Phazze refused and gave me his third of the bills. MP was shooting them off and at first the girls didn't know what was happening, then a little scared at being hit, then it was all smiles. When his girl started shotting them too, I started too and I was giggling like a kid. So much fun, and the girls on stage loved it. Is this a crazy thing to do? Absolutely, but when I say the girls were having too, then it was ok and I have a great time. It was literally throwing money away, but it was a great way to spend the equivalent of about $10.

But it was getting time to choose someone. I picked a girl who looked young, tall and quite attractive. I had the waiter call her over and her name was something line Meal. I failed to check the check to see how to spell the name. She was new, it was her third day working there and, apparently, working in this line of work ever. She did not have a wrist showing her number, so unless I get back to Palace and has one, much of this review about her may be useless to her (or ask MP if he is present when you are might visit). But I am not sure if she wants to be with me as she is does not touch or anything, and in the high noise environment it is difficult for me to hear and understand her. But she is sitting next to MP's friend and they seem to be hitting it off, and his friend seems to be ok with me, so I hope she can say a good word, though she is new and doesn't really know about MP, so I don't know. Phazze is about to BF a hottie and the pressure is on me to make a selection. I finally ask her if she would to go LT with me / us and I get the "it is up to you". Well, no it is up to you for I wouldn't ask if I didn't want to. " But I don't get a yes from her, then it is her time to go dance, even though I had just bought her another drink. Since she is new, she dances at the rear of the club, and we were in the rear of the club so she was right in front of me. She is not exactly looking at me, and I figure I bombed out. But with Phazze's girl now in street clothes, and her dance round over, she comes back and I ask her for LT, saying we are all going out together to see a show, and does she want to LT me. She indicates yes and actually now seems a little excited. MP's friend may have had a little to do with it.

I had an issue with the mamsan. The BF for LT was 1500 and I gave her 2000 bhat, expecting change. It didn't come. We sent for the mamasan and she claimed I only gave her 1500. There was another lady with her who nodded in agreement. I sure don't remember having any 500's, but then I didn't specifically check them. I know there was a 1000 note but I can't swear the other wasn't. It was an argument I couldn't win and I cursed myself for not checking. In many bars they confirm with you when you give them a large bill so there is no misunderstanding. At a club like Palace and with the mamasan knowing MP, I can't really think I got cheated however. Just be sure to always double check the cash you hand out.

It is raining outside, so my decision to buy that umbrella was wise. We head out in the rain and go to the show at Sensations (I think). It is a whisper of a Circa-du-whatever show. But MP, true to his spirit for fun, gets another 50 20-baht bills and rubber bands, and the same thing happens. So funny, and all were laughing.

We leave and the rain has eased. Meal surprises us saying she has a car. The others were going to take a taxi, but MP says she can take all of us. Well, her car is several blocks from the club, and it is in a lot where several cars have to be moved so that she can get out. MP jokes that he could have been home already had he taken the taxi. Finally we get out and we end up driving through an Indian clubbing district with Indian disco music, then eventually we are on second road. MP is giving directions and he has her turn into a parking are by that little mall across from Soi 13, but we can't get though and have to turn back. We turn back off of Second Road to get Pazze home as well as MP, and we seem to drive and drive and drive. With everyone dropped off, we turn back toward Second Road. Meal says she is hungry so we stop at a 7-11, then we eventually end up at my hotel.

We go in and I get a big grin from the security guy. Upstairs, we eat while she is constantly checking her phone. And I intermittently get her story of how she came to start this job. I will spare the details, but she is a farmer of sorts, owing a bunch of ducks and sheept and stuff. Apparently her parents lost a bunch of her money. She also has a 7 why / o son (she is 27, though I thought she was 22), and though the father is the typical deadbeat dad, his parents help look after him and are spoiling him. With her farm in disarray, she has him in an international school. She is dismayed that he is only wants to eat western food and has to live in air conditioning, etc. And to pay all the bills, she has taken up this business. Her time on the phone seems family related, even though it is now about 3 AM.

It is time for her to shut up and get to work, however, and I hate being blunt like that as I feel bad, but this was her decision to enter this line of work, and if I am her first or one of the first, she should be lucky it is with me as I am so patient and understanding. But she is in bed, both of us naked under the covers. I have been moving closer to her and touching her and feeling her slowly and gently, while she is talking to me and checking her phone, but even she realizes it is finally time to get to work.

FL Hawk's Law: Within bounds, the performance of a woman is inversely proportional to the cost.

FL Hawk's Law was again confirmed. What a star fish. No kissing. She hated it. She did rub my Johnson, but she otherwise just laid there. I considered giving up, as I don't like to feel like I am forcing myself of anyone. But I got out the condom and put it on and she then opened her legs to me. Once we got started she actually got a little wetter and she moaned. I got her to turn over for doggie then back to missionary. But otherwise she just laid there. I finally just gave up and rolled over. She asked if I finished. No. I then went to into the bathroom and seemed surprised when I took a shower. I think she knew I was not happy, but unlike a good Soi 6 girl, and like most all of the high priced agogo girls, there was no offer to improve the situation. She at least stayed the night, but had told me she was going to leave at 6 AM, as she needed to get back to open up something for her sister as she had the only key.

She actually left at 6:45 AM, and she showed me the key, which was some kind of electronic key, so she may have been telling me the truth. And she showed me a picture of a sheep her sister sent her who died. She remained friendly and talkative the whole time, but she stunk at her new job.

So two duds from Palace. Beautiful ladies who, for me and my selections at least, are horrible at their jobs and should be avoided unless you like banging girls who hate to touch you. I am anxious now to compare notes with Phazze. Is is just me, my age? Are these girls used to the Japanese and Chinese people who really do simply want to bang a hot girl and don't care about the other stuff? Meal, like Tong, could have been so hot and stimulating, but instead they just create frustration, at least with me.

Anyway, to summarize the day, I at least stepped up my game and had three women. First Film at Roxy for some amazing large Thia breasts, then a repeat with Lucky Noi then Mean from Palace.

[FL Hawk]

On MP's own clearly stated terms, YOU achieved the exact same thing he strives for by overpaying those "Top Quality" girls the moment you strutted through the bar with her after paying her barfine, strolled down WS or wherever on the way to your hotel, walked through your hotel lobby, rode the elevator up to your hotel room and walked down the hall to your room door. You should realize you are apparently expecting far more from those kinds of girls than even MP himself expects to ever get from them.

I don't strut. When I am with these ladies I am not thinking how much better they make ME look, or how they will help me get other hot women in the subsequent days, weeks, months and years. I am only thinking about how I hope their beauty will be sufficient to get me off finally!