Globe Club

[Marelobo Mex]

Hello all,

First time poster but experienced monger that's been spending quite a bit of time in your part of the world due to the passage of hostile laws in the US.

I'm here to give this place the objective and sub standard review.

The bad: the restaurant is below par.

it's Sunday afternoon

I can honestly tell you that this was the worst LU I've ever see from a place that has the balls to call itself an FKK.

There are plenty of glowing recommendations for this joint in this forum. Recommend avoiding for the time being.

I like objective reviews and I respect your opinion.

Compared to most places in the US, Globe is a mighty nice experience. I have never been to an FKK, so maybe I don't know what the hell I am talking about.

Nobody goes to globe for the food. If I want gourmet I will go to a restaurant. If I want sex I will go to Globe. The food is just to prevent you from leaving and coming back and paying another entrance fee.

In my personal experience Sundays have been a better day. I have found Saturday to be the worst day. However I frequently think the line up is poor. But I am picky and most guys are not as selective as I am. Further they need all types of girls because some like blonds and some like brunettes, some like short and some like tall, some like thin (and dare I say it) some like fat. Some like big breasts and some like small breasts. Some like old and some like young. Some like tattoos and some like no tattoos.

When I walk into Globe I know that only 10 - 15% of the girls meet my fantasy criteria and I am willing to pay them for their company. While almost every girl in globe I would happily have sex for free with if I met her outside of the club. (By the way that never seems to happen to me).

I do not like big tits and I won't go with anyone who has silicone. That eliminates many of the girls.

I like younger girls and that eliminates many of the girls.

I like a submissive girls and that eliminates many of the girls.

So on any given night there are only 4 - 8 girls I am interested in.

Other things I don't like at globe.

It is too dark.

The music is too loud.

It is generally too hot in the club.

It is nearly impossible to know a girls name with out talking to her.

It is exhausting talking to girl after girl that I don't want to spend time with.

I have to spend hours in the club sorting through the girls to find one that I like.

The last two points I believe are similar to your comment about a poor lineup.

I have only visited 4 times also, although some of those where multi day visits. During those visits I experienced 20 girls, and 10 of them were not good experiences. By not good I still enjoyed the room with them and had sex with them, but I do not want to repeat with them. However 10 of them were good experiences and I want to repeat. While a 50% hit rate is a low success rate in my past experiences, it is enough to keep my going back to Globe and sorting through the girls in the hopes of finding one I like. In fact I plan to go later this week.

Once you do find a good one I tend to repeat with her. For me it has been Tina, her sessions have been well above the other girls I have been with and having a good session with her makes me more willing to try other girls in the hopes of finding a few more that I like.

In the end we all vote with our feet and I encourage you to do that, If I fond a better place to go I would do that also. But for now I will find myself sitting back in Globe sipping my drink and reviewing the line up and hoping to find more girls I really enjoy and connect with.

I am not sure my recommendation is glowing, but I do recommend visiting Globe.

MM.

[Sirioja]

Hello all,

First time poster but experienced monger that's been spending quite a bit of time in your part of the world due to the passage of hostile laws in the US. I've quite a bit of experience in German FKK (Hesse mainly) but really wanted to like the Swiss experience due to all the positive reviews I've previously read. However, I've had 4 visits to Globe now within 45 days and I'm sorry to report my experience (s) were not positive. I'm not happy about it, but I'm here to give this place the objective and sub standard review it so richly deserves.

The good: this is a well-run club, moreso than any German club. They care about the experience in the room. I once left a room early and had to accompany the girl to the front desk and assure them nothing was wrong. That's a dedication to service you seldom see. Services in all rooms I had were outstanding and consistent across the board, with very little variation in quality..

Usually 35/40 girls on Sunday, but they don't start at noon when they finished at 3 am. Usually they take time to enjoy a bit brunch, to wake up, to relax. I don't visit Globe since September, but had great Sundays with my girls. For sure, not so many girls than at Sharks, but Sharks is for quantity, on Friday 30 November evening I didn't find any attractive look with GFE behavior, when some Globe girls are for quality for look and level for love in bed, when I don't see them in public action. Not all Globe girls are top beauties for me, but at least I usually find a few, when I don't at Sharks since July.

Each one own tastes and own clubs.

[PaulInZurich]

My only experience is in clubs in Switzerland and for me Globe worked the best so far, I might be biased. In general I have different experience in the club, but if you are not a regular, I can understand what you are saying. The fact that you didn't trash everything about the club makes you believable. Some comments below.

Restaurant: there are 3 cooks, in my opinion, only one of them (girl, Thilo) is good. Buffet food is buffet food, I don't have any expectations. Thilo makes good steak, Schnitzel or burger (to order, so not for free). If I order then I am normally hungry, then all food tastes good. The cook that worked there before they introduced the buffet was great, but he left. Sunday brunch is good in my point of view, but will be gone by 5 pm or so.

Lineup: there are maybe 15% of the girls that I would never be interested in, even for free. Typically they are the ones available late in the evening complaining that they had maybe one room. Then there are the top 10% of the girls with great body, great face and great service. These girls can choose their clients, I guess they are the ones mentioned in the forum as princesses. You must have some luck to catch them.

That only 3 were available on Sunday afternoon during one hour is a bit extreme, but possible. Possibly because December is the most busy month and there are some regular guys who come Sunday afternoon for longer sessions with their favourites. Those girls would then be visible only right after their breakfast and then later in the day for a short time and probably not so motivated since they made some money since Friday.

I agree that management is too conservative with the number of girls they allow in on any day. They want to have what they think is not too many girls so that all girls who are in make some money. I think that they should allow more girls and give them more flexibility with regards working hours. Currently all girls have to be in at 3 pm latest and have to stay until the end of the day. Only if they start at 11 am next day they can leave one hour earlier. This means that late in the evening there will be girls that are too tired to work, but still need to stick around. Makes no sense.

[Usrbinperl]

You mean there were 3 women in the bar. I'm sure there were beautiful women working: it is just that they were booked the whole day and didn't come out of rooms.

For this reason I gave up on Globe weekends long ago. Yes it is a problem.

Yes, sorry if I was unclear. The three I did see were quite fuckable. However if you advertise 36 on duty and only 3 are working the floor then it's kind of pointless. This business of letting mongers book girls on an all day basis isn't FKK. I'm not there to do CHF 500 rooms, I'm there to do 5 x CHF 140 rooms. I suppose if you want to sit around for 4 hours staring at 40 other punters in their robes and praying that you catch a fleeting glimpse of a girl you can actually make a room with, this is the place for you. I'll be doing either Palace or Westside next trip, Globe has clearly grown too big for its girls.

[Polyamorist]

The ugly: it's Sunday afternoon and I just finished up my latest (and final, unless they get their act together) visit to the globe. I can honestly tell you that this was the worst LU I've ever see from a place that has the balls to call itself an FKK. I mean, I've been at shitty Stuttgart clubs in the dead of night at mid week and seen more women working. There were literally 40 men and 3 (yes, I said three) women working. This line up was dogshit.

You mean there were 3 women in the bar. I'm sure there were beautiful women working: it is just that they were booked the whole day and didn't come out of rooms.

For this reason I gave up on Globe weekends long ago. Yes it is a problem.

[Polyamorist]

What does Occupy the Territory mean?

Control the Turf. From outside.

There's a helluva lot of money flowing through FKKs. Globe is like the crown jewel of the system, waiting to be taken. After that, there will be nowhere for independents to turn. Just like there was no way for small independent businesses to survive in the old Communist Eastern Europe. You had to be part of the System or you weren't allowed to exist. Many girls from poor backgrounds are so used to that way of thinking, they can't imagine any better way. I say: show them a better way. Encourage honest dealings; discourage corrupt and controlling girls. Be a responsible monger. Don't pander. Don't throw money at bad attitudes.

[Member #4621]

Zurich visit.

Hello guys,

I finally got back to Globe after a nice visit a few months ago. Was dreaming of the girls all the time since then.

Day1:

Saturday.

My flight landed at 5 pm to zurich, went to the hotel and straight to Globe where I got to shower and get fresh. Was walking around and found a couple by the mens room next to Moscow banging in public. Just then Vicky tapped me on the back. I had done a room with her on my last visit, but couldn't finish even though I was rock hard for the 1st 20 minutes with her BJ (which is why I didn't write a report room with Vicky last time). It was also my 3rd room after some alcohol last time. But anyway, Vicky gives me a kiss on the lips and feels me while we are still standing. She remembered me from a few months ago, which I really liked. We went to the room on the 2nd floor with nice mirrors. I could hear a couple moaning and having sex in the next room, which was a turn on. All in all, it was a great room. Vicky told me she was leaving on a break on Monday and tomorrow will be her last day (Sunday).

Grand report Roypunter, had a look at the Dagestan and was mighty envious! Vicky and Joahnne would certainly make the time fly.

[Usrbinperl]

Hello all,

First time poster but experienced monger that's been spending quite a bit of time in your part of the world due to the passage of hostile laws in the US. I've quite a bit of experience in German FKK (Hesse mainly) but really wanted to like the Swiss experience due to all the positive reviews I've previously read. However, I've had 4 visits to Globe now within 45 days and I'm sorry to report my experience (s) were not positive. I'm not happy about it, but I'm here to give this place the objective and sub standard review it so richly deserves.

The good: this is a well-run club, moreso than any German club. They care about the experience in the room. I once left a room early and had to accompany the girl to the front desk and assure them nothing was wrong. That's a dedication to service you seldom see. Services in all rooms I had were outstanding and consistent across the board, with very little variation in quality.

The bad: the restaurant is below par, at least by Hessian club standards. Oase and Sharks both blow this place away in the food department. Also not really bad but kinda bad. From reading the review on this forum I half expected to encounter a string of supermodels inside this club. Not the case. I would say that the LU is only marginally above sharks. If you think there are only 10's and 11's working there please PM me and tell me where I can get some of what you're smoking. The only difference is that sharks has more oldsters / fattys and this doesn't seem to be tolerated at globe.

The ugly: it's Sunday afternoon and I just finished up my latest (and final, unless they get their act together) visit to the globe. I can honestly tell you that this was the worst LU I've ever see from a place that has the balls to call itself an FKK. I mean, I've been at shitty Stuttgart clubs in the dead of night at mid week and seen more women working. There were literally 40 men and 3 (yes, I said three) women working. This line up was dogshit. I hung around an hour and had two drinks waiting for it to change but no dice. I dressed, told the front desk I didn't make a room and left.

There are plenty of glowing recommendations for this joint in this forum. You won't find any in this post. I've had some good rooms there, but paying 95 chf to walk into a 40:3 monger / girl ratio is close to fucking rip off territory, and I won't be returning to Globe until they fix this. Recommend avoiding for the time being.

[PaulInZurich]

I can tell within 30 seconds of chatting to a girl if she is there to do business or if she is there to Occupy the Territory.

What does Occupy the Territory mean?

[Sirioja]

By the way I don't know which girl told you she would give you a good session for 500 swizzies but I think you are too experienced a monger to fall for that crap. Girls at Globe are of two types: either they are there do business, or they are there to Occupy the Territory. If they are there to do business, they will do it at the posted rate and be quite happy about it because it is good money. But if they are there to Occupy the Territory, it doesn't matter if you pay them 140 or 260 or 500 or a million: it won't change who they are or why they are there.

I can tell within 30 seconds of chatting to a girl if she is there to do business or if she is there to Occupy the Territory. What makes it so hard for a Globe manager to figure out?

I won't t claim I'm a Globe very regular, nor specialist, I don't t go as often I could, I avoid now when some girls are on tour, because I don't t want to meet them at the moment, but I don't t know what mean occupying territory girls, nor princess behavior. I never experienced, just my eyes are painful when I see some girls kissing or sucking old or fat or both, then they see only prostitutes, not attractive, not desirable.

[Polyamorist]

Noticable however that more and more girls have "princess" attitude and consistently avoid sesions under CHF 500.

By the way I don't know which girl told you she would give you a good session for 500 swizzies but I think you are too experienced a monger to fall for that crap. Girls at Globe are of two types: either they are there do business, or they are there to Occupy the Territory. If they are there to do business, they will do it at the posted rate and be quite happy about it because it is good money. But if they are there to Occupy the Territory, it doesn't matter if you pay them 140 or 260 or 500 or a million: it won't change who they are or why they are there.

I can tell within 30 seconds of chatting to a girl if she is there to do business or if she is there to Occupy the Territory. What makes it so hard for a Globe manager to figure out?

[PaulInZurich]

Noticable however that more and more girls have "princess" attitude and consistently avoid sesions under CHF 500.
... this annoying behaviour (which makes 8-10 girls unavailable...).

Can you say who are the princesses?

[Sirioja]

Had a great day in Globe also, where Alexandra (young newbee), Tina (tall brunette with large natural see cup) and Bianca (tall blonde with small natural A / be cup) gave good performance.

Noticable however that more and more girls have "princess" attitude and consistently avoid sesions under CHF 500. Pity, and their loss, because I spend much more on a weekend Globe, but not on 1 girl (then better find a girlfriend ). Supervisors always monitor service of the girls, it would help if they also monitor this annoying behaviour (which makes 8-10 girls unavailable...).

Tina was a real, sensitive GFE when started on August.

I don't understand and experience what is princess behavior, when my standard is 1 h for 260 €. Maybe I m made for princesses.

Some girls are afraid to get complaints on desk, thinking some guys like me may be too demanding for their level. I never complained about a room with a girl, because I know it's not normal job, but intimacy between a guy and a woman.

[Polyamorist]

Noticable however that more and more girls have "princess" attitude and consistently avoid sesions under CHF 500. Pity, and their loss, because I spend much more on a weekend Globe, but not on 1 girl (then better find a girlfriend ). Supervisors always monitor service of the girls, it would help if they also monitor this annoying behaviour.

Jazakallah, Maxime, no soul ever spoke a truer word. The princess behavior spoils the atmosphere generally. If customers are offended and stop coming, then even the good women will have difficulty finding business.

[Maxime]

Had a great day in Globe also, where Alexandra (young newbee), Tina (tall brunette with large natural see cup) and Bianca (tall blonde with small natural A / be cup) gave good performance.

Noticable however that more and more girls have "princess" attitude and consistently avoid sesions under CHF 500. Pity, and their loss, because I spend much more on a weekend Globe, but not on 1 girl (then better find a girlfriend ). Supervisors always monitor service of the girls, it would help if they also monitor this annoying behaviour (which makes 8-10 girls unavailable...).