Globe Club

[PaulInZurich]

smoking, everywhere, including huge foul cigars.

I saw one evening one guy on a couch a cigar in one hand some whiskey in the other hand and two girls on their knees blowing him. He definitely looked like he is enjoying his time.

Smoking in Globe doesn't bother me that much, I think they ventilate pretty well. Pubs used to be much much worse before the smoking ban. I let the girls smoke in the room too if they want, if they smoke it relaxes them and they feel a bit more comfortable.

[Gino02]

Only problem for me at Globe is very bad quality about voyeurs and public sex which kill girls charm for me. So, since September, I prefer to stay in Germany, even complicated to find beauties.

This where we differ. I love to see and perform in public, even better if on stage. I wish all clubs in Switzerland, Austria and Germany promote public sex like Globe. Like once Jnpr30 suggested to get rid of all rooms in the clubs (if I remember correctly. Or maybe he said only for Sharks). That would be heaven for me and many of us, but you would not like at all.

[Ecivelum]

There is no fixed time, depends on the supervisor. You get an idea that they will start once you see that they start bringing towels on the main stage. However, it can take half an hour until the show really starts. The girls need to be available, dress up in some costumes, they take a few shots before the show, etc. Most likely it starts sometimes between 22.00 and 23.00 and last for half an hour. I don't think the shows are that great to be honest.

Thanks for the advice. I'the been to one before last year that was very good. Properly choreographed and acted for over 30 minutes in great costumes (to start with, obvs). But this week's was a bit lame. Only about 20 minutes of basically sucking and fucking. But it did afford me the opportunity of seeing the stunning Denisa, a beautiful pencil thin Romanian with lush dark curly hair, bewitching glasses and four lovely big juicy lips.

And I was lucky enough to spot her a bit later when she came out onto the floor and grab a half hour session with her. Talking a bit of Romanian always helps. She said she'the only been at the club 2 weeks after a spell as an escort in London, and that this was her first stage show. There's no rehearsal, they just get on stage and perform! Sadly there were no rooms free, so we made use of the cinema which was a bit cramped, but fun anyway.

I'the also been at Globe on Thursday last week. Two more Romanians, first a great session with the beautiful tiny Nicoletta, also new to the club. Simina later was ok, but unmemorable.

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[Ecivelum]

Other things I don't like at globe.

It is too dark.

The music is too loud.

It is generally too hot in the club.

It is nearly impossible to know a girls name with out talking to her.

It is exhausting talking to girl after girl that I don't want to spend time with.

I have to spend hours in the club sorting through the girls to find one that I like.

Agreed. Although it doesn't usually take me that long to find nice girls. The worst aspect for me is the smoking, everywhere, including huge foul cigars. Why can't it be restricted to a small enclosed area. And definitely banned in rooms!

But apart from that, the place is great. Although discrete name badges would be nice.

[PaulInZurich]

Spoken like a good little regular.

I'm sure there are great experiences to be had if you're a regular fixture in the club / can pre-book / whatever, but if you can only visit every 4-6 weeks on weekends then you should go in knowing that you're at substantial risk of blowing your entry fee, wasting your time, and leaving without service because there are simply very few (if any) girls available.

As a good little regular I don't mind that we don't have too many tourists coming to Globe, as long as Globe still attracts enough good girls. Most tourists would just complain how expensive it is in Switzerland.

[Sirioja]

With the highest per sessions & extras rates among most FKKs in Switzerland, Germany and Austria, I don't think Globe will have problem in getting good quality of girls, compared to Sharks only quantity. I agree with you that Sharks is only quantity and not much quality many times. I also left Sharks many times without any session in whole days and then drove to Globe and had no problem finding few beautiful and nice girls to have long sessions.

Only problem for me at Globe is very bad quality about voyeurs and public sex which kill girls charm for me. So, since September, I prefer to stay in Germany, even complicated to find beauties.

[Sirioja]

Spoken like a good little regular.

I stand by every word. By the way, it wasn't the first time I had to leave without making a room. It's had a consistently poor ratio of girls / mongers each time I visited. The rooms I did manage to make were very good. My standard is 5-6 rooms and my best visit to Globe was 3. I was extremely impressed with *some* aspects of their management, enough such that I will happily try other clubs under their management umbrella.

I'm sure there are great experiences to be had if you're a regular fixture in the club / can pre-book / whatever, but if you can only visit every 4-6 weeks on weekends then you should go in knowing that you're at substantial risk of blowing your entry fee, wasting your time, and leaving without service because there are simply very few (if any) girls available.

I agree with you, if you want to make 5 30 mn rooms, Globe on Sunday is not the best for you, Friday at 1 pm would be easier, but for sure Sharks with 100 girls is easier if you are not too demanding for look. But Tia is pretty if you don't need kissing.

[Gino02]

But no selection for girls at Sharks, so quantity, but average casting among which I couldn't find any wow girl on a Friday evening.

With the highest per sessions & extras rates among most FKKs in Switzerland, Germany and Austria, I don't think Globe will have problem in getting good quality of girls, compared to Sharks only quantity. I agree with you that Sharks is only quantity and not much quality many times. I also left Sharks many times without any session in whole days and then drove to Globe and had no problem finding few beautiful and nice girls to have long sessions.

[Fijiman]

Spoken like a good little regular.

I stand by every word. By the way, it wasn't the first time I had to leave without making a room. It's had a consistently poor ratio of girls / mongers each time I visited. The rooms I did manage to make were very good. My standard is 5-6 rooms and my best visit to Globe was 3. I was extremely impressed with *some* aspects of their management, enough such that I will happily try other clubs under their management umbrella.

I'm sure there are great experiences to be had if you're a regular fixture in the club / can pre-book / whatever, but if you can only visit every 4-6 weeks on weekends then you should go in knowing that you're at substantial risk of blowing your entry fee, wasting your time, and leaving without service because there are simply very few (if any) girls available.

My first 10+ visits to Globe were every 2-3 times per year, for a couple of days each time (in conjunction with ski trip).

I've been posting on this board for nearly 10 years, and on other boards for nearly 20 years (under the same handle). You've been posting here for 2 days.

As a general rule, mongers who describe women as "fuckable" tend to dislike Globe. They prefer places like the Dominican.

Regards.
FJ.

[TheGame05]

I visit Globe while on business to Zurich area. Easy access via the train from Zurich. When you are at the entry you have to press a button to be let in. It is 95 CHF for entry, and 10 CHF deposit for locker key. You get that 10 CHF back when you return the key. I felt entry fee was high given limited food included and no beer included. I visited a similar club in Germany before and you had tap (draft) beer included, and there was many options of food. But the real reason to come to Globe is for the company of beautiful women and there were plenty. I took Bridgette to a room and had an excellent time with her. She is very much willing to please. Every man should be able to find someone to his liking here. One complaint is rooms are kept too warm and the activity there can make you work up a sweat!

[Polyamorist]

If Globe allows any number of girls and let them come in & out any time like Sharks, but keeps the quality bar high unlike Sharks, that would be THE BEST.

Salaam Habibi Gino, I completely agree. I've even said in the past that FKKs could waive the entrance fee for girls that maintain quality standards because it is the quality that brings in the customers and is ultimately the source of profit for any club.

I was there on Sunday from mid afternoon until late evening. I never saw less than 10-12 girls on the floor (available).

A remarkably busy Sunday then. I've known Sundays when the bar was practically empty -- when there were *less* than 3 girls on the floor, and they were the type that would just grimace at you.

[Samplerr]

The ugly: it's Sunday afternoon and I just finished up my latest (and final, unless they get their act together) visit to the globe. I can honestly tell you that this was the worst LU I've ever see from a place that has the balls to call itself an FKK. I mean, I've been at shitty Stuttgart clubs in the dead of night at mid week and seen more women working. There were literally 40 men and 3 (yes, I said three) women working. This line up was dogshit. I hung around an hour and had two drinks waiting for it to change but no dice. I dressed, told the front desk I didn't make a room and left.

I was there on Sunday from mid afternoon until late evening. I never saw less than 10-12 girls on the floor (available).

[Sirioja]

If Globe allows any number of girls and let them come in & out any time like Sharks, but keeps the quality bar high unlike Sharks, that would be THE BEST. For all 3 parties. Globe can make more money by entree fees from more girls and thus more customers, girls can have the working hours flexibility that helps their health and mind and thus income, and I'm probably correct to assume that customers won't complain if more quality girls are present during their visits. Hope the Globe management reads this forum and gives me free entry and free sex-on-stage for life for my free management consulting advice on how to increase daily profit by CHF 5000+. Wink wink LOL.

But no selection for girls at Sharks, so quantity, but average casting among which I couldn't find any wow girl on a Friday evening.

[Usrbinperl]

lol. I mean come on.
Someone who has never posted on ISG, comes here and gives the worst review in recent memory about Globe, widely accepted as the best club in Europe.
Ok. Thanks for the post.
FJ.

Spoken like a good little regular.

I stand by every word. By the way, it wasn't the first time I had to leave without making a room. It's had a consistently poor ratio of girls / mongers each time I visited. The rooms I did manage to make were very good. My standard is 5-6 rooms and my best visit to Globe was 3. I was extremely impressed with *some* aspects of their management, enough such that I will happily try other clubs under their management umbrella.

I'm sure there are great experiences to be had if you're a regular fixture in the club / can pre-book / whatever, but if you can only visit every 4-6 weeks on weekends then you should go in knowing that you're at substantial risk of blowing your entry fee, wasting your time, and leaving without service because there are simply very few (if any) girls available.

[Fijiman]

Hello all,

First time poster but experienced monger that's been spending quite a bit of time in your part of the world due to the passage of hostile laws in the US. I've quite a bit of experience in German FKK (Hesse mainly) but really wanted to like the Swiss experience due to all the positive reviews I've previously read. However, I've had 4 visits to Globe now within 45 days and I'm sorry to report my experience (s) were not positive. I'm not happy about it, but I'm here to give this place the objective and sub standard review it so richly deserves.

lol. I mean come on.
Someone who has never posted on ISG, comes here and gives the worst review in recent memory about Globe, widely accepted as the best club in Europe.
Ok. Thanks for the post.
FJ.