Bangkok Reports

[Thai9]

As thanks to contributors of good info on this site, I report my experiences, hoping they will be helpful to my brothers out there. All 4 girls I asked about recommending them said yes happily and spelled their names to make sure I got it right. Each was also happy when I told them a friend (you out there) had recommended her.

I read many pages of the Thailand forums. While not dense in useful info, it is easy to spot the good stuff and some of the chit chat is entertaining. This helped me formulate my plan. I only had parts of 3 nights and one and a half days. While the thought of taking a street girl or bar fining a go go girl was exciting and I saw good candidates when there, I was going to have so few 'at bats' that I decided to go with recommendations herein that were what I wanted. I envy you guys who live here and have the time to work the gogos, street girls, dating sites and find the good cheap ones, but I had to have my 4-5 shots be good ones.

I ended up going to one BJ, and 4 massage places (Doki Doki, Tulip, Eden, Analisa, reports in the massage forums). I also put a hotels post in the hotel forum.

I learned how to say Hello, and thank you in Thai because I find most people appreciate that. The girls, receptionists, waiters all spoke enough English to get by and there are hand signals for everything. One girl even spoke as well as I!

I say girls but you know I mean women, young women who accept and seem to like what they do, and I guess they would rather do this than a regular job because the money is better. I treat them well, compliment them, and tip them. Human kindness.

As for cost, the most I spent was 5000 be (2 girls at Eden including tip). That is $152 USD. Where I live, that is 6 lap dances with me not touching and me fully clothed. I didn't want to go home with regrets, so I decided what I wanted and am happy I could afford the splurge.

Arrived BKK at 2230, got baht at an ATM, took taxi to hotel (I liked the taxi take a number system), in room by 2330. It was fast and less than 500 be. I wanted to take the trains for less than 100 be but didn't want to get stranded at the midnight train closing time.

I figured I would be tired from the trip so chose a BJ bar for my first visit. Was going to go to Afterskool for the thrill of an in-bar BJ but they close at 2400, so chose Duangporn's Haven at 6/12 Sukhumvit Rd 9:30 am 1:00 am 800 be for BBBJ, GPS 13.735671, 100.560745 (google street view is outdated), just behind the cute Asoke Bar which is on google maps. Arrived 0030, as I came into view, a beautiful gal stood, shoulder length black hair, reminded me of a US TV star I can't name right now, went right in with her without really looking at any of the 6 others. She was happy, friendly and spoke good enough English. I asked deep throat, she grabbed my dick to measure and said sure, kindly not laughing and saying "who couldn't". Led me upstairs to a room with a shower curtain door, bed, and a chair. Had me undress, put a skirt around me, led me to shower area, cleaned my junk which would probably have done the job had she continued, dried me, let me back. Next time I would take my money with me as it laid there untended, no problem but why risk? BBBJ was good. Some DT but not a lot, I didn't ask for more. She worked hard to get me off (I am old) and may have swallowed, don't remember if she spit or not as I was blessed. Would repeat, forgot to ask her name.

Walking back to hotel, went down Soi Cowboy for first time, lots of girls outside the clubs, but I wanted to go to Crazy House (google maps). Most girls on Cowboy were skinny and pretty flat chested. I kind of enjoyed them grabbing me and trying to pull me in but too blatant. I went in a few later on but they were usually empty, but did see one girl dancing in one that made me say wow but I stupidly didn't try to buy her a drink to see what would happen. The sexiest girls along Cowboy were the ladyboys at Cockatoo. Had they been out grabbing, I might have gone in for a drink just for the experience.

Crazy House. I love this place so much I ended up going all 3 possible nights. Just because junior is done for the day doesn't mean I have to be. For 5 usd, you can sip a beer and watch a stage full of beauties move around sexily to music, most of them nude, some with tops and tiny skirts with no thong. There were 2 shifts of 20 girls each, nice variety from shy to wild, tiny tits to enhanced, I only saw 1 chubby girl. If you sit at the bar, a forest of beautiful calves is at eye level. Tilt your head for pussies, and a little more for tits and faces. Sit against the walls for a bit more distant view. First time, a naked girl came up and asked me to buy her a drink. She sat on my lap for a while and we talked some over the way too loud music, I had my arm around her and she said "you can touch". To save you newbies some time, here is what I figured out. Wish I had more time to refine. Don't wait to be asked. Some walk by when not dancing so if you like, just wave or touch an arm and they will be yours unless they are headed for someone. What I liked to do was find one I liked dancing and make eye contact. If she smiled, it meant she was willing. Point to your beer and wave her over and she will nod yes and when the 5 song set is over she will come over and start chatting, all spoke enough English to have a nice little talk while she lets you feel her tits and pussy; go slow so she can stop you if she wants. A waitress will come over and you buy a lady drink, a shot of tequila I think and a chaser for 330 be. So for under 500, 15 usd, including a tip for the waitress and 100 for the girl if I liked her, you get a nice time with a beauty and she gets a drink and a piece of paper good for a cut of the drink cost I hope. The hard parts are choosing which one and deciding to buy her another drink or to go on to another girl. I preferred the nude ones but ended up with more of the little dresses because they seemed to make better eye contact. Once, as soon as I sat on a stool, a tiny thin girl jumped between my legs and immediately put my had on her pussy. I of course bought her a drink and when I would take my hand away, she would put it back! Each girl or the waitress asked if I wanted to bar fine. I think it was 700 be plus the girl's price, and go upstairs or out. I always had to say no but only one girl kept at the hard sell and I just told her to go away. But every few minutes I would look at all those legs and think you lucky bastard.

I wanted to do an escort. Sugar at absolute-angels-Bangkok was #1 until I realized it was physically impossible for those boobs to be that big and point straight out like that and not be photoshopped. Hope I wasn't wrong! Also saw some girls I wanted on smooci but it didn't work out, I posted my thoughts to the smooci forum.

Very happy with each of the girls I went with. Glad I'm not as critical as some of you guys, who seem unhappy with anyone but their ideal fantasy babe, who if they found her would probably charge them thousands per hour. I hope you find her. I guess what I'm trying to say is that the looks and talent I found was a lot better than I expected from reading this forum. Glad I ignored most of that and concentrated on the positive reviews. Thanks in part to ISG, it was a great trip, only wish I could stay all winter so I could contribute reviews of other places and girls.

[Member #4591]

Ventured into Beer Garden. Has gone down drastically in terms of quantity and quality. Where is the day time action at?

Your next best option is soi 4 where all the Hillary bars are along with Morning night. Also the massage shops all open at 10:00 and by noon to 14:00 most of the girls will have arrived. Also you can find freelancers on We Chat and Thai Friendly that will do house calls to your home, condo, or hotel. Tons of daytime action.

[Member #4591]

I am a regular poster and senior member. I hate to ask this but I am in a bind. I have very poor access to WiFi and internet in general for the next two days. I arrive in BKK in 2 days and I have one night! I usually don't ask for help wit kit searching but BKK is extensive and with bad internet I am not making much progress. Can anyone recommend one or two good incall FS places. Massage parlors or otherwise with FS. Prefer Nuru but good looking girl and FS is more important than Nuru.

You can tell from my past reports that I am not a leecher. I will report back for sure. Thank you.

Read this! I can’t PM it to you as your PM is full and you need to delete some messages before you can receive more PMs.

So many debates and so many questions in my PMs and the Bangkok thread, I thought I would put together my take as a kind of newbie guide for mongers on where and how to find girls in BKK.

With the digital world taking over and the ladies continually glued to their phones, there is no doubt that it is the best place to find P4P. I will start with Craigs List. CL no longer has their traditional categories for mongering. The providers are now posting in the beauty section, services section and any other section for that matter. This is my least favorite option as there is a lot bullshit to weed through and the ladies are less than reliable. I personally prefer We Chat, Badoo, Thai Friendly, Bee Talk, Scout/Meet Me, Thai Joop, Facebook, and Tinder..

[Vitrea]

I am a regular poster and senior member. I hate to ask this but I am in a bind. I have very poor access to WiFi and internet in general for the next two days. I arrive in BKK in 2 days and I have one night! I usually don't ask for help wit kit searching but BKK is extensive and with bad internet I am not making much progress. Can anyone recommend one or two good incall FS places. Massage parlors or otherwise with FS. Prefer Nuru but good looking girl and FS is more important than Nuru.

You can tell from my past reports that I am not a leecher. I will report back for sure. Thank you.

[Sunlover2]

The quality on tap at Nana car lot is for the severely blueballed only.

IMO the NPL area gets a bit of a bad rap. What day and time you check it out makes a considerable difference. Prime times would be Friday / Saturday night from sundown till about midnight. If you go Tuesday afternoon then yes expect a limited and poor selection. And of course if you cross the street to NP you will find much higher quality ladies. But that are different P4 P market segment for several reasons.

SL.

[JakeBrown6661]

Ventured into Beer Garden. Has gone down drastically in terms of quantity and quality. Where is the day time action at?

[Smoothy]

For your info, Naam (or Nam) is a very common Thai girl's name. A little less common than Noi ( ha ha).

I have probably been with 100 girls named Noi.

[Catire]

Damn, photoshop did a number for her. From the pic you snapped in the jean shorts, I would have no interest, but the pics from TF are quite enticing as is the rear view. In addition, a gal with a 4 month old child having to hustle? Man, I just can't take that type anymore. Shows a lack of many things, forethought and planning come to mind, and as I get older when I hear stories like that I just have no interest in the gal, even if it is just a P4 P session. Just kills my desire altogether. I need a gal who has it just a little bit more together. That's why I miss those old Thermae and Nana Disco days when you had so many semi-pros; degreed office gals who were hustling to supplement their income. Now, seems like just the dregs and the lazy. Just not so interesting to me at least.

There are still at least some (according to my date that night. "many") women who do this at Thermae. See my report from several days ago.

She had her own car (and apparently, many others do also).

[Syzygies]

Today I was surfing TF for a house call and found this real cutie. 23 years old.

Wow very nice indeed. She even looks okay In a natural pic when scowling badly (pulling an ugly face). Ha ha. Good taste man! So I don't agree with Goat on this one.

I have tried titty milk a few times, and although nothing special have no complaints about it. Some girls that have given birth very recently can have extra slack pussies but it does not usually bother me. GF has teenage daughter but quite tight pussy, despite no C section. So no definite pattern for me about girls with babies, except possibly extra loose pussies for very recent babies if doctor did not stitch it up tight.

Plenty of Thai girls had unplanned babies. Birth control of one type or another can fail, especially if they don't insist on condoms. One girl I know has 3 monthly injection (but I don't know if it is reliable - I don't CIP). The difference from western women is that they don't get an abortion.

Smart girls would use condoms as well as some other method of birth control, to be more sure. Morning after pill is good idea after a condom break.

[Syzygies]

Have to agree with you. It's pretty rough out there. Some gems at times, but you have to put in so much time to find them.

And maybe only 1 in 5 would not be a complete waste of money. Body can be a disaster area once clothes come off. However Pin (ex Boss Massage) is working a little further up Soi 4, and her body is pretty damn good despite the implants.

My session at Boss was pretty good, and ET reports her BJ very bad could not adjust to his demands. However I will do her again when I get around to it. I still remember a memorable 69.

[Goatscrot]

I understand that beauty (or cuteness) is in the eye of the beholder.

All I will say is that I have walked by there several times in the last couple of days.

The quality on tap at Nana car lot is for the severely blueballed only.

Have to agree with you. It's pretty rough out there. Some gems at times, but you have to put in so much time to find them.

[Goatscrot]

Today I was surfing TF for a house call and found this real cutie. 23 years old. I wanted to test a theory that Tooms always practices to see if it worked for me. On TF, I offered my price to this little cute and expressly mentioned I wanted the experience to be the same as we were BF and GF but she insisted on a condom. I politely declined. After searching for another few hours, I decided to take a chance. I contacted her back and lowered my offer and agreed to the condom thinking she would decline. Surprisingly, she accepted and 30 minutes later she was in my room. Here's where it gets a little wacked. After a brief massage, she undressed to reveal some very firm tities and a C section scar. Firm belly, firm ass and no severe baby damage, just the scar. Then she said she had a baby 4 months old. Her tits were rock hard as she was still lactating. OMG. Do I cheer for joy or call it off. She asked me if I wanted a taste and I declined knowing fair well that some other punters would have dove right in and been in complete and utter heaven. Instead, I chose to dive into her sweet tasting pussy. She got so into it that when I stopped she begged me to continue. After another 20 minutes of this and 2 exploding orgasms by her, she begged me to fuck her. I started to reach for the condoms she made me buy but she pulled me back towards her and just guided me right in be. Be. The next hour was full of pure GFE action. Lots of DFK, moaning, squealing and teerak teerak and teerak and ceow ceow ceow. I managed to snap a a few photos while taking a break from doggy and before she left and will also include some stock photos from her TF and Line. Finally, I unloaded a huge load deep inside her pussy and collapsed. ? After the session, I paid her the original fee we discussed, taxi money, and an extra 200 for the morning after pill. She left after giving me a big hug and a long DFK. Incidentally, during the session her tits were leaking milk, a first for me as I don't have any children. A bit of a clean up now but well worth it.

Damn, photoshop did a number for her. From the pic you snapped in the jean shorts, I would have no interest, but the pics from TF are quite enticing as is the rear view. In addition, a gal with a 4 month old child having to hustle? Man, I just can't take that type anymore. Shows a lack of many things, forethought and planning come to mind, and as I get older when I hear stories like that I just have no interest in the gal, even if it is just a P4 P session. Just kills my desire altogether. I need a gal who has it just a little bit more together. That's why I miss those old Thermae and Nana Disco days when you had so many semi-pros; degreed office gals who were hustling to supplement their income. Now, seems like just the dregs and the lazy. Just not so interesting to me at least.

[Banana Boi]

Personally, I have only met one girl in Bangkok named Nam in the last 20 years

Could be I just know too many girls in Thailand but I have met quite a few girls named Nam. Girl in your photo looks decent.

Guys are hitting on your girl while she is there with you?

She wasn't there with me as a date or as a potential customer. I just told my friend I'll be at Thermae tonight and because I haven't seen her in a while she said she'd come down to say hi and hang out with me a bit and try to work, which she obviously wasn't doing by rejecting all guys who approached her.

[Syzygies]

This wouldn't happen to be the Nam you took would it? Personally, I have only met one girl in Bangkok named Nam in the last 20 years and it was this chick. I met her in that Nana area a while ago. She has a great body, but I don't think she's over 30 years old.

For your info, Naam (or Nam) is a very common Thai girl's name. A little less common than Noi ( ha ha). I have fucked numerous Naams, probably at least 6 of them. One at Suzie Wong (I used to do Naam and Noi together), One at Crazy House, a GF, and a few others years ago.

Naam means water (in case anyone does not know).

I did not try a Naam from Nana Carpark, but did do a Nim once. N is most popular starting letter for a Thai girl nickname. Nim, Naam, Nun, Nok, Noi, Nit, Noot, Naen, Not, Note, Nut, Naet, Noei, Nuan, Nui, etc. and I have probably done girls with almost every one of these names.

[Catire]

Hi all, I talk a walk past Grace Hotel the other night, out of curiosity more than anything else. What I saw was appalling. But only be expected I guess. So I quickly retreated to Soi 4 Nana side and saw some cuties at the Nana car park.
Cheers.

I understand that beauty (or cuteness) is in the eye of the beholder.

All I will say is that I have walked by there several times in the last couple of days.

The quality on tap at Nana car lot is for the severely blueballed only.