Pattaya Reports

[MrManGuy]

Says a man who seems to be traveling from one monger destination to the other all the time, all over the world, with scuba diving and writing many reports for this forum in between. And fucking girls of course.

So apparently you yourself have also found out how to make the most amount of money the easiest way possible LOL. Or you have won the lottery.

Pattaya hookers are a lot of things, but they aint lazy. They pay a lot of attention to sucking dick.

[PenShetty]

The reason she cursed and left could be entirely different. To her maybe you did not look trusty worthy enough. These women who pursue a WG career have a very sharp and great sense of judgment of character. If they sense that you could be messy they will shun you and wait for the next one who they think will be decent.

Just make yourself presentable, clean and treat the lady well and bingo. You will rock and roll.

Back in my hometown Bangalore it's the same. There is this WG named Bipasha who shuns all Kannadiga men who are dark skinned, ugly, unclean, oily and unpresentable. And she is right in maintaining her standards as 95% Kannadiga men fall in that avoidable category. It is the expat and other domestic mongers who provide WGs a good sense.

Aps.

I once met a chick and thinking she would like to make some extra cash, I asked her to come clean my place. That chick cursed me out and told me I would have to find someone else to do that. She does not clean; her job is to fuck for money. That is the mentality. They are not doing it because they don't have other options. They are doing it because that is the option they are choosing for now.

Wouldn't we all like to find someone to love us and support our families so we can stop working too? Why try to make a better way for yourself when you can keep hoping for some foreigner to come in and do all the heavy lifting.

[XXL]

Went up with a girl at Chili Bar. There was a dangerously low ceiling fan above the bed but the aircon was warm. Went away in a huff, not happy to have wasted 350 on a room.

Proceeded to session one of my regulars at Roxy Bar. Aircon was warm here as well. Tried another room, then another, same shit. Ended up sessioning with a fan.

End of the year maintenance crisis?

Combined with depleted line-ups, this makes Soi 6 less attractive right now.

[Mogwai]

Well part of this is true. And it ain't the part about them not knowing any other way. They are there because they are lazy and want to make the most amount of money the easiest way possible.

Says a man who seems to be traveling from one monger destination to the other all the time, all over the world, with scuba diving and writing many reports for this forum in between. And fucking girls of course.

So apparently you yourself have also found out how to make the most amount of money the easiest way possible LOL. Or you have won the lottery.

[Banana Boi]

How about so more trip reports from everyone? Please, and happy holidays.

Not going to happen. Most of the big posters on this thread come once every 6 months or don't come to Pattaya at all.

My contribution for the day. I was in the area and had about 30 minutes to kill so swung by Soi Full Love Inn. I decided to go to Club Sin first since it's the one I haven't visited the longest. Couldn't get out of there fast enough. Saw 4 short overweight girls. Next was 007. My girl was busy so I didn't stay. Next was J Club. Girls were better than the other 2 clubs. Like I said I had some time to kill so I decided I may as well buy 1 a drink. Chose the youngest looking one with braces. Name is New. She greeted me with a lap dance. Butt too big for me but I was feeling generous so offered her a drink. Insistent begging to go to a room with her for boom boom. I hate that shit. Groped her under her top quite a bit. No real tits. She would offer me an aggressive jerk off HJ over the pants any time I moved her hand anywhere near my shorts. No DFK but closed mouth lip kissing. This would have eliminated her from a session if I had time. She was getting annoyed with me saying no for over 20 minutes to the point she bluntly asked me why I even go to these places if I don't go to a room. I was honest and said I was just killing time today and was trying to get out of the sun a bit. She then pointed me to another girl who thought I was good looking, carried her half finished drink to the bar, went back to put on some clothes, and went outside to buy food. I was laughing inside so I calmly walked up to the bar and told the mamasan I will not be paying for New's drink since she never finished it. The other girl ran outside and told New I wasn't going to pay for her drink. Here is the shocking part. New actually came right back in the bar and agreed that I could cancel my drink with her and she would forego her 50 baht commission. I didn't expect that. I expected either an argument or New to come back and finish her drink. Little did New know that if she didn't have her outburst I was going to leave in a couple more minutes anyways. She would have made 50 baht for her drink and I was going to tip her 100 baht because that's just what I do if I grope a girl for a bit. I walked home feeling amused of what had just happened.

On my way home there was a super hot girl at a massage place behind Cherry Restaurant. I kind of knew she didn't work there since she had no uniform on but I had to ask anyways. After all this is Pattaya! Unfortunately, I was correct. She was just there visiting her aunt. She was from Rayong but was considering moving to Pattaya. Got her Line ID in case she does decide to move here.

For anyone in town there is a very pretty girl who has been working at Warren Massage the past 3 weeks or so. Definitely better than anyone on Soi 6. She may not be there much longer as she will be coming to me to Walking Street soon to consider working at a gogo bar. Warren, Oma, and AG Massage all on Soi Buakhao near Soi Diana can always have young gems. Guess guys don't post about them and keep these FS massage shops to themselves.

[J A Karl]

Fellow mongers.

I am going to Jomtien in the end of January, never been to there before, never been to Pattaya either for that matter.

I need a few suggestions on FS massage parlors in Jomtien.

I have heard and read that there are a lot of massage parlors, but most of them only do HJ or maybe BJ.

But there most be places where you can get FS guaranteed. Right?

[Mr Enternational]

I went to Kink at the beginning of the month with my brother and a couple of other board members. It was definitely madness because we couldn't even pay attention to the show for chicks keep getting in our face asking for drinks. If you can get around that, there are some great shows though.

That same night me and my brother went to Flexx Club. I met a chick and she came home with me. When we got to my place she told me that she works at Kink. I told her I was there about 10 pm and did not see her. She said it was her day off. If they work 10 days they get 1 day off. If they work 20 days they get 3 days off. She said she used to work at Alcatraz before. About noon the next day I dropped her to her room and gave her the usual 1200 baht.

[LaosMan]

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[Syzygies]

How many working girls are there in Thailand? This isn't an escort agency, this isn't a club. This is an entire country. To keep things short though posting too much information on an open forum can lead to trouble. A name, number and bar of a decent girl who does the normal routine is fine to pass along but a girl who does everything you want, pushes all the buttons and then some, a true firecracker that you plan on seeing every time you get the chance. Those are the ones you save for yourself.

Without a reasonable level of facts, such as girl name and workplace name, then the story is really just a story and has little value, without knowing it might be true or bullshit.

One poster reported an unbelievable cheap fuck from Soi cowboy which was rather fishy. Maybe girl name was wrong, bar name not supplied. All it achieved was stirring up a big argument.

Facts can make reports much more useful, opinions obviously less useful, and that is my opinion. Having said that, yes I do have to keep some girls secret, particularly a moderately well known one who does not want it generally known what she is up to. Supposed to have a BF. She would kill me if posted her photo or her name. So I do agree with you to some extent. Keep secret when important to do so. Yep, some girls do read the forum. Not sure if she has guessed my handle already. Quite possible due to supplying a little too many facts at times.

[Jw112]

I mentioned it in my Trip report but everyone needs to check on KINK in LK Metro. Make sure you go upstairs. Absolute madness.

[Jw112]

How many working girls are there in Thailand? This isn't an escort agency, this isn't a club. This is an entire country. To keep things short though posting too much information on an open forum can lead to trouble. A name, number and bar of a decent girl who does the normal routine is fine to pass along but a girl who does everything you want, pushes all the buttons and then some, a true firecracker that you plan on seeing every time you get the chance. Those are the ones you save for yourself.

Thank you Sir. I have more more to the story now but considering the beating I've taken here I'm going to step back. Let's all move on if you don't mind. How about so more trip reports from everyone? Please, and happy holidays.

[MeatMan]

I believe you and I also know that it is easy to fall in "love" with these girls. If you are serious, this is what I would suggest. Take leave from your job and move to Thailand for 6 months. Live with her. After 6 months you will know whether it can work or not. Ignore the naysayers on this site. I know a number of people who have married bargirls and are in happy relationships. I also know a lot who to scammed. Each case is individual and you have to work things out for yourself.

I have no words for this.

[Breadman]

I thought the whole idea of the forum is to share information so that everyone gets to enjoy themselves when in Thailand?Rob.

How many working girls are there in Thailand? This isn't an escort agency, this isn't a club. This is an entire country. To keep things short though posting too much information on an open forum can lead to trouble. A name, number and bar of a decent girl who does the normal routine is fine to pass along but a girl who does everything you want, pushes all the buttons and then some, a true firecracker that you plan on seeing every time you get the chance. Those are the ones you save for yourself.

[XXL]

I thought she was cadging a tip when I asked her name but her name is Tip. Very undernourished, similar a crack hoare, but without the missing teeth. Supertight, plenty of lube needed. Good session. Bar has good rooms with mirrors. Room only 300.

[LaosMan]

Surely you are not serious. Maybe high, but definitely not serious. You would recommend someone uproot themselves and move to the other side of the planet to live with a hooker that they have known for 2 days? What the fuck are you smoking on?

I am 100 percent serious. If it is not too financially onerous and if he can take leave from his job, why not? Living in Thailand is easy and if it does not work out he can have a lot of fun anyway.