Puerto Vallarta

[Scubatoo]

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[Scubatoo]

Will be in PVR in a couple of weeks and was wondering if there is a "good" time to go to La Antorches. Basically when you have the most options to choose from.

Also, any suggestions on a MILF (besides Jaki) who will also do threesomes with another MILF?

Thanks for any suggestions.

You should follow the cruise ship schedule for guidance. http://crew-center.com/puerto-vallar...-schedule-2019 The girls will get there early morning when ships are in port. The cruise ships dock in the Marina, which is just a stone's throw from LA. LA closes in mid afternoon, or earlier when ships are not in. On non-cruise ship days, girls arrive later, so plan between 12 pm And 2 pm Cruise days maybe 5-8 girls. Non-cruise days, maybe 3 to 5. These are my observations from last February, and years prior. I just don't know if the MO has changed since then. Some of these girls work the night clubs or other bars later in the day / evening.

I don't know about threesomes via independents. But I had an awesome threesome in LA a few years ago. I suspect you might find it there.

[PVMonger]

Will be in PVR in a couple of weeks and was wondering if there is a "good" time to go to La Antorches. Basically when you have the most options to choose from.

Also, any suggestions on a MILF (besides Jaki) who will also do threesomes with another MILF?

Thanks for any suggestions.

Las Antorchas is "best" when a cruise ship is in port. There are several sites (like cruiseportinsider) that you can check for their arrival dates and times.

I've never had a 3-some in PV but have had a few in Mexico. A 3-some where the chicas get it on with one another and you simultaneously are very rare. PV Playmates has some chicas that are bi (I think) so you might ask them. But it will set you back some serious coin.

[PenOne]

Will be in PVR in a couple of weeks and was wondering if there is a "good" time to go to La Antorches. Basically when you have the most options to choose from.

Also, any suggestions on a MILF (besides Jaki) who will also do threesomes with another MILF?

Thanks for any suggestions.

[Scubatoo]

Just got back from my first trip to the Pacific side of Mexico and got a chance to see the sights.

Las Antorches was eye-opening. Visited around 2 o'clock on a Wednesday, three women and just me. A beautiful 20 something named Anna was the obvious choice and she took me to the back room (no path) where there was a queen sized bed, shower etc. As I speak no Spanish and she no English I used my phone as a translator to egt across what I was looking for. $1250 pesos and I had an excellent time with multiple positions and BBBJ. Definitely would visit again. The experience in itself was fantastic as it was a novel experience for me.

Tapanko was nothing like its videos online and had a more high end look to it than I was expecting. Pulled in around 1:00 am and the entire area was hopping and I felt safe. For those of you who haven't experienced a Mexican table dance here's what happens. A server leads a girl to your table who immediately sits in your lap and starts flirting with you. A moment later your waiter asks if you want to buy her a drink. My waiter's English was just as bad as my Spanish and we couldn't figure out what each other was saying so I just bought her a drink (590 pesos) which was a small bottle of champagne. She stayed with me for 20 minutes while trying to get me to upgrade to a private room. After a while I decided to have a look at the private rooms which were 1 645 pesos and I probably would have gone upstairs for that price but I was unsure if there would be any more charge for extra fun. So I opted out and switched to a different girl, a little older and a little naughtier. After a couple of minutes of her grinding on me we went to the private booths which were 800 pesos for 15 minutes and CBJ offered and a lot more fondling. Definitely worth the price and she was very accommodating. Left Tapanko to check out the place across the lot which was once named Sahara can't remember the name it is now as it was an experience I would like to forget.

Smaller than Tapanko but similar amount of dancers 8-10. Manager brought me a beautiful shorter girl with a beautiful body and face. Bought her a drink (295 pesos) and the action starts. After 5 minutes the manager (perfect English) offers me an opportunity to upgrade to the VIP room where I can have sex with her for an hour (2200 pesos.) I initially decline but after 5 more minutes of intense grinding Mr. Happy takes over and insists I go for it. She still won't take her bottoms off and now if I want the full experience I need to spend 1700 more pesos to go in back to where the private rooms are. I know when I'm being worked and nope out of there. Never made it to La10 next door. Maybe next time.

Anna is beautiful and very attentive. She has been at LA for a couple of years now. The girls give the LA house 500 pesos, and the room is 250. So she is only netting 500 pesos of the total you gave her. Just something to think about if the girl gives you a great time and you want to give her something extra.

As for the club scene, you experienced what I and others have written in the past. Everyone at these clubs wants to get into your bankroll. Never use a credit card, run a tab, or agree to anything without knowing the charge up front.

Some of the club girls also work outside the clubs. Look at craigslist or mileroticos for options. You can get a great room at a place like Pedregal next to Tampanko for 350 pesos for an 8 hour stay.

[Big Bob]

Just got back from my first trip to the Pacific side of Mexico and got a chance to see the sights.

Las Antorches was eye-opening. Visited around 2 o'clock on a Wednesday, three women and just me. A beautiful 20 something named Anna was the obvious choice and she took me to the back room (no path) where there was a queen sized bed, shower etc. As I speak no Spanish and she no English I used my phone as a translator to egt across what I was looking for. $1250 pesos and I had an excellent time with multiple positions and BBBJ. Definitely would visit again. The experience in itself was fantastic as it was a novel experience for me.

Tapanko was nothing like its videos online and had a more high end look to it than I was expecting. Pulled in around 1:00 am and the entire area was hopping and I felt safe. For those of you who haven't experienced a Mexican table dance here's what happens. A server leads a girl to your table who immediately sits in your lap and starts flirting with you. A moment later your waiter asks if you want to buy her a drink. My waiter's English was just as bad as my Spanish and we couldn't figure out what each other was saying so I just bought her a drink (590 pesos) which was a small bottle of champagne. She stayed with me for 20 minutes while trying to get me to upgrade to a private room. After a while I decided to have a look at the private rooms which were 1 645 pesos and I probably would have gone upstairs for that price but I was unsure if there would be any more charge for extra fun. So I opted out and switched to a different girl, a little older and a little naughtier. After a couple of minutes of her grinding on me we went to the private booths which were 800 pesos for 15 minutes and CBJ offered and a lot more fondling. Definitely worth the price and she was very accommodating. Left Tapanko to check out the place across the lot which was once named Sahara can't remember the name it is now as it was an experience I would like to forget.

Smaller than Tapanko but similar amount of dancers 8-10. Manager brought me a beautiful shorter girl with a beautiful body and face. Bought her a drink (295 pesos) and the action starts. After 5 minutes the manager (perfect English) offers me an opportunity to upgrade to the VIP room where I can have sex with her for an hour (2200 pesos.) I initially decline but after 5 more minutes of intense grinding Mr. Happy takes over and insists I go for it. She still won't take her bottoms off and now if I want the full experience I need to spend 1700 more pesos to go in back to where the private rooms are. I know when I'm being worked and nope out of there. Never made it to La10 next door. Maybe next time.

[Scubatoo]

After reading about the options here in Puerto Vallarta, I decided to try Jaki based on the great reviews. The reviews are accurate, she is great. She met me at my location at the marina, next time we will meet at one of the local 8 hour hotels. I found her contact info by searching "Jaki" on the mileroticos site. It is an e mail address, she replied promptly and now I have her WhatsApp number.

She speaks great English, and gave me the best BBBJ I've had followed by a nice massage.

Jaki is flat out awesome. You won't get FS, but her BJ, massage and conversation are top notch. She is beautiful and her body is absolutely gorgeous.

[FishrMan14]

After reading about the options here in Puerto Vallarta, I decided to try Jaki based on the great reviews. The reviews are accurate, she is great. She met me at my location at the marina, next time we will meet at one of the local 8 hour hotels. I found her contact info by searching "Jaki" on the mileroticos site. It is an e mail address, she replied promptly and now I have her WhatsApp number.

She speaks great English, and gave me the best BBBJ I've had followed by a nice massage.

[PVMonger]

Hi,

I am heading down to PV for a month in mid January. I have a few weeks on my own and want to explore some of the local services. I am not to excited about hitting strip clubs there, would rather find an agency or other to have girl or girls come to my condo for an afternoon or evening or both. Also interested in happy endings massage places. I am staying in the Nuevo Vallarta area. Anyone know of how I can connect with some good outcall girls? Any idea if the cost range? Anyone know of happy ending massage places in The Nuevo area and costs? I am totally virgin here, need some help and advice. I have been there many times for vacations but have never done this kind of thing before. Thanks guys!

You might try looking on Craigslist in various sections (Activities, General, Missed Connections, Rants&Raves, Beauty and Travel / Vac) and try to connect with a Chica. But it is hit-and-miss for sure. Jaki also advertises on CL and, as reported many times here, is a great value if you don't mind someone on the wrong side of 40 (Jaki has her own car so her getting to you wouldn't be a problem).

Any "agency" will charge an arm and a leg ($3500 pesos per hour).

[VIslander]

Hi,

I am heading down to PV for a month in mid January. I have a few weeks on my own and want to explore some of the local services. I am not to excited about hitting strip clubs there, would rather find an agency or other to have girl or girls come to my condo for an afternoon or evening or both. Also interested in happy endings massage places. I am staying in the Nuevo Vallarta area. Anyone know of how I can connect with some good outcall girls? Any idea if the cost range? Anyone know of happy ending massage places in The Nuevo area and costs? I am totally virgin here, need some help and advice. I have been there many times for vacations but have never done this kind of thing before. Thanks guys!

Many escort girls will go to Nuevo with pricing that's been discussed regularly in this thread. That said, you will need to make sure you can get them into your lodging place. I don't know of any short term motels any nearer than Gran Sol by the airport. I don't know the massage places in Nuevo, but here's a hint: if they have several attractive ladies waiting at the door or just inside your odds are good. If they look more business like it's likely regular massage. But it's no problem to ask if they do 'special massages'. The girls in these places often earn only 30% commission on all sales, which I think is somewhat criminal.

The best deal in the PV area is in colonia 5 diciembre on or near Guatemala. A little entrance next to Terraza Colonial cantina often has a couple, also on the nearby street corner and down in front of Montes de Oca motel. Cost 500 pesos plus100 for the room. The area looks dodgy at night but is quite safe IMHO and in the opinion of residents of the area. Just make sure you are dealing with a 'real girl' if you know what I mean (not that there's anything wrong with that. Just advice for those who don't want a surprise). Some surprisingly decent talent to be found here, as well as some who's best days are behind them. Not up to the standards of the peeler bars, but at 1/6 the price and levels of service in the same ball park. IMHO, the peeler bars are mostly there to expertly squeeze every peso from you, but you can have a great time for around 5 k pesos. Or get away with 30 minutes and 2700 peso fee if you are thrifty. Andromeda is a bit of an exception. I've been told by taxis that you can get a girl there for around 1 k-1.5 k, but I'd expect them to tell you 'gringo prices' that should be questioned.

[ExplorFreely]

Hi,

I am heading down to PV for a month in mid January. I have a few weeks on my own and want to explore some of the local services. I am not to excited about hitting strip clubs there, would rather find an agency or other to have girl or girls come to my condo for an afternoon or evening or both. Also interested in happy endings massage places. I am staying in the Nuevo Vallarta area. Anyone know of how I can connect with some good outcall girls? Any idea if the cost range? Anyone know of happy ending massage places in The Nuevo area and costs? I am totally virgin here, need some help and advice. I have been there many times for vacations but have never done this kind of thing before. Thanks guys!

[JeraldoRivera]

Pvplaymates? Has anyone used this agency? They are very pricey at 3500-4500 hour not including love motel and that makes it basically US prices. I believe they are run by a gringa, atleast somebody who didn't speak spanish so I assume that explains the high price. Just curious if anybody has tried them. I don't mind payin a premium for top notch talent but I do mind gettin skimmed by some gringo tryin to peddle mid level talent for top shelf prices.

[VIslander]

Great Expectations Spa on Morelos half block from Libertad. Went in for a massage. He 1 k. He topless 1.5 k. FS 2 k something- missed the details. Was just looking for massage but thought I'd dig some info to add to the discussion.

[MrPipes3006]

I would appreciate it any information I could get to make my trip more fun. Would appreciate any advice first time to PV hoping to have a good time can't wait to get there in late January. Would love to do a three-way with girls mentioned above would appreciate any information I could get thank you in advance Merry Christmas happy holidays to everyone on the board.

[PVMonger]

Hey,

I have a bachelor party in PV in early January and we were looking to get a bunch of strippers to the villa we rented in the south of PV. Ideally they need to speak English and should be attractive. Can anyone point me in the right direction. Sorry if this thread is just for mongering but not being able to speak Spanish is making this quite difficult.

This is a very difficult post to answer.

If all you need are "strippers" (I. E. No sex involved), your best bet. If you have a few days beforehand. Is to visit a few strip clubs and ask the waiters if any of the chicas speak English and go from there. You may find a few. But certainly not "a bunch".

Other than that, the only thing I can think of is to contact an escort agency like PV Playmates and see if any of their girls would do a "strip only" gig. But if you go that route, you might still have to pay the regular fee which, I believe, can run north of $3500 pesos (about $175 USD) per hour per chica.

Your best bet. If all you want to do is see stripper perform. Might be to have the manager of the villa arrange for a van to haul the guys around to the strip clubs.