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[Goferring]

My friend you are truly and totally fucked.

And not in a good way.

Dear Goferring,

Sorry to hear of your troubles. You fucked up spectacularly. Although the wife appears to be buying your bullshit, she really is not. She is just biding her time until the opportunity for revenge presents itself.

When you least expect it, she will feed your prick to the geese. I strongly suggest you wear tight underwear to bed and heavy denim pants with the fly sewn shut unless you wish to look out the window only to see the geese tearing apart your dismembered prick with their beaks as if it were a fat pink worm.

Good luck sleeping with one eye open for the remainder of your marriage. You sir are a braver man than most. LOL! I hope the Pinay strumpets were worth the trouble that is coming your way friend. LOL!

Best regards,

CM

Thanks for your support.

It's all under control. I'm waaaay too smart for anything to go wrong now. 😁 😉.

[Kabul Guy]

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To say Mrs G was unimpressed and demanding an explanation is an understatement. Obviously, there is no explanation for two hot chicks to be walking straight through the door into her husband's room at 8 pm. All I could do was play stupid and repeatedly say that there is no one in the room and I don't know what she saw or is talking about. There is no way I'm going to get away with this totally unscathed and the return home is going to be eventful.

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My friend you are truly and totally fucked.

And not in a good way.

[Naked Gunz]

Rumours of my death are greatly exaggerated. If I'm going down it's not going to be for girls just walking into my room. The offending girl is in the bed beside me now and found the best ways to apologize for causing the fiasco. 😁 I'll be a lot more careful moving forward but life goes on.Cheers, G.

You never really know if it worked until your back face-to-face with her reading it if your lying. Fuck marriage and the institution. The Art of War: The best way to win a war is to not get in one in the first place!

[Engine Driver]

It worked!! 😳.

"I don't know what you're talking about but if you are so concerned grab the kids and come up here. I'll book a nice place and we can have a family holiday for the last week. ".

Might have to slow down a bit to make sure there are a couple of shots left in the chamber when she arrives but it's a small price to pay.

Talk about lucky beating skillful. That's was close. 😅.

Well done G. I think we all want to know how you managed to escape Christmas and New Year in your home town and were allowed to go to mongering heaven instead.

[Goferring]

I prefer Goebells' "tell the same lie until it's the truth" approach.

It worked!! 😳.

"I don't know what you're talking about but if you are so concerned grab the kids and come up here. I'll book a nice place and we can have a family holiday for the last week. ".

Might have to slow down a bit to make sure there are a couple of shots left in the chamber when she arrives but it's a small price to pay.

Talk about lucky beating skillful. That's was close. 😅.

[Engine Driver]

After G Man's brush with death, I went on Amazon to see if there were professional guides on how to get away with cheating. I found one interesting book and here's just the intro. The book looks like it could have been written by Mr. E. LOL.

"Cheating is wrong. This book is not an open pass for infidelity or fornication. It is truly a real life guide. Men are leaving the wife / girlfriend at home and going out in public with the woman on the side. Men are forgetting that women on the side are expendable pieces of recreation that should be used for temporary physical, mental or financial gain. The key word to that last sentence is temporary! Women on the side hold the same complicated value as a complicated video game. It s fun to play and it may involve some time but when it is all said and done, you can always turn the damn thing off and get back to real life. This book will teach you how to maintain your home life and how to play the streets. Women know we cheat! This is not some new profound thing. It s how you do it! There are rules to this game. After reading this book you will be a better cheater, well informed or a committed man! Please remember this one fact, I didn' t create the game. I'm just narrating it!"

[Wicked Roger]

I prefer Goebells' "tell the same lie until it's the truth" approach.

Thought that was Donald Trump LOL.

[Goferring]

You also seem to be very aggressive lawyer-wise. The law should be the last resort but Deus Vult.

The lawyers were / are not engaged in an offensive capacity. I don't like surprises so they were used in a "what if" advisor capacity for contingency planning. The good thing is that should the worst happen (which I don't expect), being proactive many years ago means that the best lawyers in town are locked up for my benefit for life. That's reassuring.

[Goferring]

"Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny" - from 'How to cheat on your wife'.

I prefer Goebells' "tell the same lie until it's the truth" approach.

[Jack Burton]

You are doing the right thing. Like Richard Pryor said, "Are you going to believe me, or your lying eyes?

"Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny" - from 'How to cheat on your wife'.

[PedroMorales]

The most damning thing was not the girls walking into my room but my freaked out reaction too it. We all like to think we would act calmly under pressure but it was something I was totally unprepared for and just wanted them out ASAP. Accidentally flipping that fucking camera certainly didn't help.

Rather than make elaborate excuses, I kept to my story that there were no girls in the room and I don't know what she saw because I can't see her phone screen. I'm not going to vary from that story. Mrs G seems to have calmed down, even saying I should go to security and complain about girls being able to walk into my room but I have no doubt this will not be forgotten.

I doubt they will, but if things do go heavily sideways I'm already lawyered up. Cheers, G.

So, did she imagine you freaked out too, in addition to seeing the two female mirages? Her circle of friends will join dots there. You also seem to be very aggressive lawyer-wise. The law should be the last resort but Deus Vult.

[Mr Enternational]

Rather than make elaborate excuses, I kept to my story that there were no girls in the room and I don't know what she saw because I can't see her phone screen. I'm not going to vary from that story.

You are doing the right thing. Like Richard Pryor said, "Are you going to believe me, or your lying eyes?

[Goferring]

Depending on what was said, what is the big deal? You had your door open letting some air flow through and some drunk chicks were out in the hall making all kind of noise and wandered into your place.

The most damning thing was not the girls walking into my room but my freaked out reaction too it. We all like to think we would act calmly under pressure but it was something I was totally unprepared for and just wanted them out ASAP. Accidentally flipping that fucking camera certainly didn't help.

Rather than make elaborate excuses, I kept to my story that there were no girls in the room and I don't know what she saw because I can't see her phone screen. I'm not going to vary from that story. Mrs G seems to have calmed down, even saying I should go to security and complain about girls being able to walk into my room but I have no doubt this will not be forgotten.

I doubt they will, but if things do go heavily sideways I'm already lawyered up. We went through a mild rough patch years ago (for unrelated reasons) and I sought legal advice then from the best guys in town. Where I'm from, conflict of interest rules mean that they can now only ever act for me and cannot ever advise or act for Mrs G. Something to remember for any guys that may be nervous about anything: be the first one onto the best lawyers' office. Not the second.

Rumours of my death are greatly exaggerated. If I'm going down it's not going to be for girls just walking into my room. The offending girl is in the bed beside me now and found the best ways to apologize for causing the fiasco. 😁 I'll be a lot more careful moving forward but life goes on.

Cheers, G.

[Mr Enternational]

I was vid-calling Mrs G at a time when I was alone and the room was free of incriminating evidence. All was going well. I was sitting on the bed chatting away. Then suddenly the girly I had invited up later came thru the door, much earlier than expected, talking in a full voice on speaker phone. Next to her was her girlfriend doing the same thing. The ruckus would have been clearly audible by my phone's mic.

Depending on what was said, what is the big deal? You had your door open letting some air flow through and some drunk chicks were out in the hall making all kind of noise and wandered into your place.

[Engine Driver]

To say Mrs G was unimpressed and demanding an explanation is an understatement. Obviously, there is no explanation for two hot chicks to be walking straight through the door into her husband's room at 8 pm. All I could do was play stupid and repeatedly say that there is no one in the room and I don't know what she saw or is talking about. There is no way I'm going to get away with this totally unscathed and the return home is going to be eventful.
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Holy fucking Jesus! That is a mongers' worst nightmare. I'm wishing you all the best G Man. If we don't get any more FRs from you in a few months time, we will know it didn't end well.

I'm the same. I don't know when my mongering life is going to end by being sprung and people back here at home discover the double life I've been leading for 30 years. I reckon it's only a matter of time.

The only way you can get out of this is to say that people keep walking in and out AirBnBs as the whole floor is rented out and all entrance doors look the same. Those two totally hot chicas must have walked in by accident, which is quite possible.