Pattaya Reports

[Rick Rock]

We don't disagree with your comment Rick. Ugly girls work in every country. Indonesia, Phillippines, Cambodia, Singapore, USA, Australia, UK, Germany, Spain, Brazil, Cuba, etc. Personally I wouldn't touch 95% or more of the girls in Pattaya or Bangkok. That number is 99% in Phnom Penh. For my taste I have seen photos of girls from The Good Old Days and I would have bolted from Thailand if those were the best of the best faces.

Whatever you want to say about faces and subjective beauty standards, the fact is obesity, baby damage and tattoos are rare in Phnom Penh and Cambodia but very common in Thailand and the Philippines. Years ago you'd struggle to find a fatty in either. Now they're normal, and charging ten times the money. The Americas and Europe are already mostly doomed with fatties, but the FKK in Germany are still pretty good about sourcing non-damaged women with fit bodies and firm tits.

[EihTooms]

This is straight up facts. You can't beat the Cuba experience. People got to give it a chance, and go in with an open mind, and not ready to compare Cuba to other Latin American cities, or South America.

One of my favorite porn series from years ago was Panochitas #1, #2, #3, etc. The director took a couple of male porn stars to a never disclosed location in Latin America, hired an offscreen translater and likely pimp or mamasan, a handful of local hookers (definitely not experienced porn actresses) and filmed the action in hotel rooms and sometimes natural beach or brook side settings.

The girls were not top beauties but very doable and, man, their attitudes and especially some of their blowjobs were off the chart dedicated and complete! Check out Panochitas #4, which is still floating around online.

Since the actual destination where they landed and arranged for those little honey first time porn actress hookers was never disclosed, I could only guess it might have been Cuba. Do you, JohnnyVegas or anyone else know about that series well enough to confirm or clarify? I would definitely book a month in a destination stocked with girls providing that level of attitude and service.

[FL Hawk]

I am not sure which Pattaya you are referring to. I arrived this past Sunday, and had a chance to visit a couple of gogo bars. I did not see any overweight, unfit girls. As to the ugly tattoos, that is your opinion. I am a "don't care" when it comes to tattoos, they don't bother me.

I have moved away from gogo girls a long time ago, due to escalating prices, but I have been pretty satisfied so far with FLs, and there are plenty of them in Pattaya.

Haha. I could ask what Pattaya YOU are referring to!

[Chris H]

Totally agree. Cuba is #1 on the East Coast / Caribbean side. Total GF experience, the best BJs, and starting at only $20. All young, pretty Latinas with hot bods.

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This is straight up facts. You can't beat the Cuba experience. People got to give it a chance, and go in with an open mind, and not ready to compare Cuba to other Latin American cities, or South America.

[Lefeu]

...The vast majority of women hooking in Pattaya now have baby damage, are overweight / unfit, have lots of ugly tattoos, or have unattractive looks and personalities overall. Even in the overpriced go go bars that want $200 for sex...

I am not sure which Pattaya you are referring to. I arrived this past Sunday, and had a chance to visit a couple of gogo bars. I did not see any overweight, unfit girls. As to the ugly tattoos, that is your opinion. I am a "don't care" when it comes to tattoos, they don't bother me.

I have moved away from gogo girls a long time ago, due to escalating prices, but I have been pretty satisfied so far with FLs, and there are plenty of them in Pattaya.

[Uncle Volodya]

Mr. E, you haven't noticed the lack of talent and girls since New Years? I have a few guys on the ground with the same opinion that there is oddly many girls missing. Many of my girls were back home and are slowly making their way back to Pattaya now.

Lucky Nuts, the gogo bar talent is WAY down from 2 years ago. It's a struggle to find super hot girls even in gogo bars in both Pattaya and Bangkok. Back in the good old days (2-3 years ago) it was so easy.

Walked through Soi 6 again about an hour ago. Yes I know I was early at 2:10 pm but I just finished lunch with a hot gogo girl at Hard Rock Cafe. Almost empty on Soi 6 and no Breadman I did not go get glasses in hopes that girls magically appear if I am wearing them. Here is how empty Soi 6 was looking at 2:10 pm. Didn't look much better after 4:30 pm the other day. Even Ruby Bar had only 10 girls the other day. Pussy Club and Red Point were likely the 2 busiest today, each with about 10 girls.

I thought it was like this too last year as well. Ibar, Si 6, and Gogos all devoid of girls I thought were cute. Girls do seem to go home this time of year. I was happy to hook up with my little shopgirl right after New Years otherwise I would have been one sad camper.

That's why I chose to go to Jakarta for the Winter break instead this year. Met some very lovely girls so am glad I skipped Patts this year. But there is still no place liek it and I will be back soon.

[XXL]

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For my taste I have seen photos of girls from The Good Old Days and I would have bolted from Thailand if those were the best of the best faces.

Let's not forget taking good pics was hit and miss in those days. You took 2 dozen pics and had them developped back home. One or two came out good, the rest was only for memory's sake.

Today you take hundreds of pics of one girl and keep only the ten best pics. You see the result at once and improve angles and postures as you go. Different photo game alltogether.

[Goatscrot]

This is the truth that a lot of people in Pattaya regularly don't want to admit. The vast majority of women hooking in Pattaya now have baby damage, are overweight / unfit, have lots of ugly tattoos, or have unattractive looks and personalities overall. Even in the overpriced go go bars that want $200 for sex.

It definitely isn't what it used to be at all. It was easy to ignore the butter faces years ago when they all had nice fit thin farm girl bodies. It's harder to get around an unattractive face when it's attached to a stretch marked soggy body with saggy tits.

I wish it was different. But it's not.

Truth be told that goes for BKK as well. The higher the prices go; the worse it seems to get. Agreed, the heads were never that good, but the bodies used to rock. Now, fat abounds.

[EihTooms]

I believe The Cane's comments are based on his sole visit to Pattaya from years ago. I believe he struck out bad in Pattaya. I know a couple of other guys who have struck out bad in Pattaya too because of either their age, looks, or lack of connection with a 20 ish year old girl.

I'd love to visit this mythical Pattaya filled with beautiful 20ish year old girls intent on providing fabulous service to anyone except us ugly old farangs who fail miserably to make a connection with them. I would welcome the opportunity to strike out with one, two, hell, maybe even three of them in town. But my observation of the place is pretty close to that of The Cane, Rick Rock and some others here. The problem is finding a girl whose looks and demeanor (yes, even when she is not looking directly at me, not even aware of me, and therefore is not reacting to how repulsive I am) are such that I'd want to step up to bat for her in the first place. And I have had at least three 2-3 day and night trips in Pattaya over the past couple of months.

[JohnnyVegas]

I believe The Cane's comments are based on his sole visit to Pattaya from years ago. I believe he struck out bad in Pattaya. I know a couple of other guys who have struck out bad in Pattaya too because of either their age, looks, or lack of connection with a 20 ish year old girl...... I wouldn't touch 95% or more of the girls in Pattaya or Bangkok. That number is 99% in Phnom Penh. For my taste I have seen photos of girls from The Good Old Days and I would have bolted from Thailand if those were the best of the best faces.

Totally agree. I've been going for 14 years now. About 35 trips in total. In the old days prices were cheaper, girls were sweeter and would spend more time with you. I had them making me coffee in the am, etc. Now they're about a ST quick turn so they can go back to the club for another guy. Many even 3 in a night. They rarely have an excited attitude, spend too much time on those damn cell phones, and of course have a book of canned lies on why they can't stay for LT, etc. Oh well, still a ton of fun. Soi 6 is still the best deal!! Philippines comes in 2nd for me in SEA. If you can shake them off. They all want to stay a few days with you. Cuba is #1 on the East Coast / Caribbean side. Total GF experience, the best BJs, and starting at only $20. All young, pretty Latinas with hot bods. You just have to watch your valuables as most are a bunch of street rats.

This week I'm heading down under to Aussie and NZ and then to Polynesia. Fiji & TONGA. I don't expect too much if anything put will scout it out and post if anything good. After that I'm heading straight to BKK, UDON, and PATTs to celebrate my birthday the 1st week in Feb. Hit me up if anyone's around.

[Banana Boi]

I believe The Cane's comments are based on his sole visit to Pattaya from years ago. I believe he struck out bad in Pattaya. I know a couple of other guys who have struck out bad in Pattaya too because of either their age, looks, or lack of connection with a 20 ish year old girl.

We don't disagree with your comment Rick. Ugly girls work in every country. Indonesia, Phillippines, Cambodia, Singapore, USA, Australia, UK, Germany, Spain, Brazil, Cuba, etc. Personally I wouldn't touch 95% or more of the girls in Pattaya or Bangkok. That number is 99% in Phnom Penh. For my taste I have seen photos of girls from The Good Old Days and I would have bolted from Thailand if those were the best of the best faces.

[JohnnyVegas]

Spent a night bouncing around the agogos of WS. ... In the past I loved Sensations but the lineup was really weak now. Palace had a couple decent ones but nothing worth the 2000 baht models barfine. .

You're right. I always enjoyed WS Gogo's but now the BF prices are outrageous. I love IRON BAR. The best tits on the girls. My old friend a waitress is now a mamasan and she said for the main stage models I think it's 2000ST plus 3000 for the girl. Totally crazy. I went to iBar as it was late and chatted up a few girls and made eye contact with a few others. Finally saw this Ferrari of a girl with her her fat, Toyota GFs. So I paid attn to the Ferrari who was a totally sexy dancer. They were all a bit mao. But I bought a few shots and hung out and then asked the sexy dancer to come back with me. She was crazy in bed. I could do whatever I wanted. She spent the night and I kicked her out right before breakfast closed and gave her 2000. Great night after all.

[Rick Rock]

For what it's worth, I didn't find anybody on Soi 6 either LOL. But, I'm not as much into Asian women as many others here are, so that could have had something to do with it. Like I have said, I actually went 72 hours straight in Pattaya, ground zero for mongering in Thailand, without seeing anybody I wanted to fuck before I saw a bar girl I liked. Nothing wrong with my eyes. It's just a matter of taste!

This is the truth that a lot of people in Pattaya regularly don't want to admit. The vast majority of women hooking in Pattaya now have baby damage, are overweight / unfit, have lots of ugly tattoos, or have unattractive looks and personalities overall. Even in the overpriced go go bars that want $200 for sex.

It definitely isn't what it used to be at all. It was easy to ignore the butter faces years ago when they all had nice fit thin farm girl bodies. It's harder to get around an unattractive face when it's attached to a stretch marked soggy body with saggy tits.

I wish it was different. But it's not.

[Axiata]

I, like many other members here, really enjoy reading your posts. We have similar tastes, and I find your reviews to be spot on. Please don't let some anonymous negative poster who's having a bad day affect your valuable contributions to this forum.

Hey BB.

Do not let it get you down. I also enjoy reading your posts and will keep posting myself. BTW, I will be in Pattaya early March so if you are in town let me know. Love to hit the bars with you again. Soi 6 is fun regardless of the quality. Hell, it beats being at work looking at reports and a computer screen!

Happy Hunting.

[Lefeu]

I arrived in Pattaya yesterday for my yearly pilgrimage to Thailand. I took Eva Air, as they are member of Star Alliance and Philippines Airline is not, but the airfare was more expensive. Business class on PA costs about the same as economy premium on Eva. Took Mr T from the airport to my hotel, at a slightly higher cost than usual. They now charge 1,100 bahts.

I had reserved a room at the LK Empress, on soy 12 & beach road. This was my first time at this hotel, as Agoda gave me a good rate. So far, I am not too impressed with this hotel. I like the location as I rely on FLs from beach road. The room furniture is a bit dated, the towels appear to have been used and reused for many years. A number of other things don't work properly but it did not bother me so far. They do have a nice breakfast however, one of the best.

As usual, I hit the soapy massage on soy honey on my first day. I have always enjoyed a good soapy massage as my first punt of the trip, more so in the past than lately. It is not as much fun these days, but I still enjoy it. After that, I took a nice walk on beach road. A good chunk of it is closed due to ongoing work. Later, I met an expat buddy and we had dinner at the Pattaya beer garden, at the entrance of Walking Street. I called it an early night as I was tired from the trip. But, I was pleasantly surprised at the number of doable FLs I noticed on beach road. I could have easily picked 5 or 6 of them on that short walk. Hence, from my perspective things are looking good.