Pattaya Reports

[Rob Jones]

My Thai GF (NOT in the business and was over 40 before first having intercourse) doesn't shave her legs. She said she did when she was working professionally (medical field), but she is now stuck taking care of her brother's children so she sees no need. She says she will do so if I want her to, but I have told her I won't make her do what she doesn't want to do in her home country. She would still do it if I made a big deal about it, and I did say if she comes to the US I will insist that she does shave. But in Thailand, if she is comfortable not shaving then it is fine with me. Heck, once you start demanding your women do things to make you happy, she may start demanding we do things for them too! But at least her leg hair is relatively thin so most people would not even notice. If it was thick and bushy I think I might be more demanding!

My wife is Indonesian and doesn't need to shave her legs or underarms. I have spent time in relationships with 3 Indonesian girls and all the same, hairless one even on the pussy. I thought all asians were the same!

[Rob Jones]

There's gold to be had everywhere in Pattaya if you take off the blindfold that you've created searching for your perfect girl. I walk into a gogo and know that I can easily take 80% of the girls on looks alone but I'm looking for a connection, eye contact, a smile a little bit bigger than she's giving to the other guys in the crowd. She might not be the hottest girl in the bar being passed over and over again but she might be the horniest after not getting fucked in weeks. You've gotten jaded living in sin city, time away back in the real world with cold women will open up your eyes again. Some of my best times were from girls off of beach road, soi 6 and soi 8. The gogo girls that i've taken from Pattaya all pretty much blur together.

I agree wholeheartedly.

[FL Hawk]

So at last, all the 2 girls I took was from what's up. The 1st one was a tall (166, quite tall for tali girls) slim cutie, with one of the best body in this journey. She has a very nice personality. We went to dance and drank and had lots of fun together. Honestly I was not the night club type, but her kiss and touch really comforted me. At about 3 am in the morning, we left the club. She asked me if I would like to go her home. I was bit surprised by her proposal but agreed. I hardly visited WGs's home at first meet, and not really sure it's the right move for both of us.


The 2nd one I took was at 31 Dec. So it's really difficult to pick the best ones. I got a OK one and had a OK sex for the New Year. The 2 things I was not satisfied were she insisted to BJ with cover and didn't want to go back to my hotel for st and asked me to spend 500 at the hotel next to the bar. She ran back immediately after the sex.

Nice report, but is there any reason why you did not disclose the names of the girls?

[FL Hawk]

In addition to these horrendous tatts another pet peeve is a lot of Thai girls are too lazy to shave their legs. A couple of girls I really liked and went with for a long time refused to do it even when I asked them to.

My Thai GF (NOT in the business and was over 40 before first having intercourse) doesn't shave her legs. She said she did when she was working professionally (medical field), but she is now stuck taking care of her brother's children so she sees no need. She says she will do so if I want her to, but I have told her I won't make her do what she doesn't want to do in her home country. She would still do it if I made a big deal about it, and I did say if she comes to the US I will insist that she does shave. But in Thailand, if she is comfortable not shaving then it is fine with me. Heck, once you start demanding your women do things to make you happy, she may start demanding we do things for them too! But at least her leg hair is relatively thin so most people would not even notice. If it was thick and bushy I think I might be more demanding!

[Lefeu]

I am on my 3rd day in Pattaya and tonight, walking street was rather subdued for a Wednesday evening. I checked a couple of gogo bars, then went back to my drinking fountain, i.e. the FLs. Tonight, I think I met my jewel, a sweet, lovely girl and so much fun in bed. I will probably be seeing more of her this week.

Earlier today, I went to Kinnaree with some expat buddies. The place has not changed much, although the price for the room went up to 350 bahts, as I was told. To be honest, I did not check my bill. The girls there were mostly MILFs, no stunning beauty and I did not see many younger chicks. It is so dark there that it's difficult to tell who is who. I managed to have a session with a decent girl, tall and curvy, just my type. The session cost me 1K bahts.

I did not care much for their food today, hamburger and sausages. I also learned they charge a customer 100 bahts if they leave food on their plate. I assume this is fair in order to dissuade customers from wasting food. However, it was not clear to me what constitutes waste, as sometimes when a particular food does not taste that good, I leave it on the plate. Today, I behaved like a good boy and I was not punished. I will probably go back Saturday, when they have barbecue for lunch.

[Breadman]

I believe The Cane's comments are based on his sole visit to Pattaya from years ago. I believe he struck out bad in Pattaya. I know a couple of other guys who have struck out bad in Pattaya too because of either their age, looks, or lack of connection with a 20 ish year old girl.

We don't disagree with your comment Rick. Ugly girls work in every country. Indonesia, Phillippines, Cambodia, Singapore, USA, Australia, UK, Germany, Spain, Brazil, Cuba, etc. Personally I wouldn't touch 95% or more of the girls in Pattaya or Bangkok. That number is 99% in Phnom Penh. For my taste I have seen photos of girls from The Good Old Days and I would have bolted from Thailand if those were the best of the best faces.

There's gold to be had everywhere in Pattaya if you take off the blindfold that you've created searching for your perfect girl. I walk into a gogo and know that I can easily take 80% of the girls on looks alone but I'm looking for a connection, eye contact, a smile a little bit bigger than she's giving to the other guys in the crowd. She might not be the hottest girl in the bar being passed over and over again but she might be the horniest after not getting fucked in weeks. You've gotten jaded living in sin city, time away back in the real world with cold women will open up your eyes again. Some of my best times were from girls off of beach road, soi 6 and soi 8. The gogo girls that i've taken from Pattaya all pretty much blur together.

[Faceless78]

Pattaya 12.29-1. 1.

After several days in bkk, I went to pattaya for 3 night.

Here is much more relaxed. I spent most of my day time wondering around the city corners or lying on the beach. It's good to have my brain stop running for a while.

Anyway, I was coming mainly for the night. I went to soi 6 twice but really did't find too much for me. Overall quality is lower than gogo bars, and I didn't have too much time chatting around due to my limited stay. So I stayed mostly in gogo bars for all the three nights.

Bacarra, happy, what's up, panda and palace are the 5 Agogo bars I visited. Bacarra is for me the best one, regarding the number and quality of girls, but also tons of customers since it's end of the years. All the girls that I was looking were taken by same group of Korean guys for 3 consecutive days and it seemed that girls are quite interested in them as well. The other 4 bars are at the same level for me, I just moved from.

One to another during the night.

So at last, all the 2 girls I took was from what's up. The 1st one was a tall (166, quite tall for tali girls) slim cutie, with one of the best body in this journey. She has a very nice personality. We went to dance and drank and had lots of fun together. Honestly I was not the night club type, but her kiss and touch really comforted me. At about 3 am in the morning, we left the club. She asked me if I would like to go her home. I was bit surprised by her proposal but agreed. I hardly visited WGs's home at first meet, and not really sure it's the right move for both of us.

She had a 2 floor house and 10 cats OMG. The strong smells of the pets annoyed me a bit but in her bedroom was ok. We had one exciting sex while her cats staring at us all the way. It's not among my top experience with WGs but is fork sure one of the most special one. Even when I woke up, I fount there were 2 cats lying BTW us.

The 2nd one I took was at 31 Dec. So it's really difficult to pick the best ones. I got a OK one and had a OK sex for the New Year. The 2 things I was not satisfied were she insisted to BJ with cover and didn't want to go back to my hotel for st and asked me to spend 500 at the hotel next to the bar. She ran back immediately after the sex.

So there was one night I didn't have any girls from bar. I met one girl from One supermarket near my hotel, and managed to get her out. She is one of the most lovely girls I have ever met in my experience across the countries. It was pure luck to meet girls like This one for me. I took BKK a much better place for sex trip than pattaya. But now I'm going to stay most most of next trip in pattaya for this girl alone.

[Steve 9696]

In addition to these horrendous tatts another pet peeve is a lot of Thai girls are too lazy to shave their legs. A couple of girls I really liked and went with for a long time refused to do it even when I asked them to.

We need some Swiss influence. Although Globe is $140 a half-hour including DFK ($80 without) you get exactly what you pay for. They actually weigh the girls and if they put on weight they can be fired. Also any poor in room attitude or lack of service is not tolerated — they will be gone. You get a guaranteed Beautiful girl GFE because they uphold high standards.

Of course it's legal which makes all that easier.

[Uncle Volodya]

In addition to these horrendous tatts another pet peeve is a lot of Thai girls are too lazy to shave their legs. A couple of girls I really liked and went with for a long time refused to do it even when I asked them to.

[Rick Rock]

So true!

I was having a hell of a time finding good girls at Ibar last summer. Most were overweight, old or tatted up. The few that were passable were the usual Ibar primadonnas that I try to avoid (and that are tatted up anyway).

Finally meet one that was hot, GFE and fun to be with. Pretty face, slim, rocking little body with perky little tits and a nice firm ass. New in town and in Patts to visit friends. We have an awesome time at Ibar followed by a night of great sex. 3 really good rounds with lots of DFK and good CIM finish. I paid her the agreed on sum (can't remember if it was 2 k or 3 k) and I even threw in a nice tip of a few hundred baht more to show my appreciation.

She sends me a text later that evening. What did she do with the money I gave her? She spent it on a horrendous multi color tattoo covering her entire abdomen. And she didn't' even have any belly damage. Beautiful girl ruined by the stupid Pattaya tattoo culture.

You can't make this shit up. 555.

Truly horrible. Makes you regret giving her the money, eh? You'll remember that long after you forget the sex.

Probably she just wanted to compete with the fat tatted up women though. A lot of the new guys from back home love them. On another forum there's a whole thread of guys looking for the exact kind of "overweight, old or tatted up" club women you mention. They travel around the world for them. Scary stuff.

[IMembr]

Whatever you want to say about faces and subjective beauty standards, the fact is obesity, baby damage and tattoos are rare in Phnom Penh and Cambodia but very common in Thailand and the Philippines. Years ago you'd struggle to find a fatty in either. Now they're normal, and charging ten times the money. The Americas and Europe are already mostly doomed with fatties, but the FKK in Germany are still pretty good about sourcing non-damaged women with fit bodies and firm tits.

Only been doing this since 2012, so many have far more experience. But. There are still plenty of skinny girls in Thailand. Thailand wasn't some magical country with a monopoly on skinny girls which all of a sudden lost it's skinny mojo. That's absurd. A few things are happening. That skinny girl from 5 years ago has baby damage now and may still be an FL. More girls and women are turning to FLing which brings an older and / or overweight bunch. This doesn't mean that the skinny girls are gone; it means there's more bad ones to filter out. Remember seeing a number of fatties many years ago too but it was still easy to find a skinny one because the bar scene was better then. Now that online is more of an option as each year passes, some of them go that route versus sticking to walking street or the bar scene. The issue seems to be bars not being able to recruit well due to other avenues that a girl can make money. Pattaya has always been seasonal anyways with weekends having more potential, and consistency was never as good as Bangkok anyways. Regardless, plenty of skinny girls in Pattaya and without too much effort except to spread out more. It's not like the Philippines where the girls have had jollibellies for as long as anyone could remember.

[Paolo99]

Finally meet one that was hot, GFE and fun to be with. Pretty face, slim, rocking little body with perky little tits and a nice firm ass. New in town and in Patts to visit friends. We have an awesome time at Ibar followed by a night of great sex. 3 really good rounds with lots of DFK and good CIM finish. I paid her the agreed on sum (can't remember if it was 2 k or 3 k) and I even threw in a nice tip of a few hundred baht more to show my appreciation.

She sends me a text later that evening. What did she do with the money I gave her? She spent it on a horrendous multi color tattoo covering her entire abdomen. And she didn't' even have any belly damage. Beautiful girl ruined by the stupid Pattaya tattoo culture.

You can't make this shit up. 555.

I'm guessing that she was probably not there just to "meet friends" if she did all these things with you and finished the next day with a huge tattoo.

[Uncle Volodya]

The saddest part of it all is that when a farm fresh girl rolls into Pattaya at age 19, it only takes a few weeks because she starts getting ruined by packing on the weights, getting pierced, getting tattooed, braiding in multi-colored weave hair, smoking, doing drugs and becoming an alcoholic. She sees it as the norm, because that's what she is surrounded by there.

So true!

I was having a hell of a time finding good girls at Ibar last summer. Most were overweight, old or tatted up. The few that were passable were the usual Ibar primadonnas that I try to avoid (and that are tatted up anyway).

Finally meet one that was hot, GFE and fun to be with. Pretty face, slim, rocking little body with perky little tits and a nice firm ass. New in town and in Patts to visit friends. We have an awesome time at Ibar followed by a night of great sex. 3 really good rounds with lots of DFK and good CIM finish. I paid her the agreed on sum (can't remember if it was 2 k or 3 k) and I even threw in a nice tip of a few hundred baht more to show my appreciation.

She sends me a text later that evening. What did she do with the money I gave her? She spent it on a horrendous multi color tattoo covering her entire abdomen. And she didn't' even have any belly damage. Beautiful girl ruined by the stupid Pattaya tattoo culture.

You can't make this shit up. 555.

[Rick Rock]

Truth be told that goes for BKK as well. The higher the prices go; the worse it seems to get. Agreed, the heads were never that good, but the bodies used to rock. Now, fat abounds.

Yep. Sadly there seems to be a generation of guys coming in from the West now that have it so bad back home that they think what they see in Thailand now is amazing. If you're already conditioned to see extremely obese stretched out whales covered in face and "sleeve" tattoos on a regular basis, you will think a flabby 75 kilo Thai girl with a dumpy ass, saggy mom tits, and "only" 7 tattoos is a "thick MILF" who wants "a mere" $200 for a shag. It's incredible from an anthropological standpoint, but sad if you're a hobbyist who lives here full time and has seen the recent developments.

I mostly go to places for locals now. If you rock up to a nice brothel for Thai guys, you won't see many fatties, very few tattoos, and often even no moms at all. Soapy I just stopped at last week up in Isaan the papasan told me he had a "no moms" rule for staffing. It's good business for him. Thai guys don't want used up women. But a lot of Farang seem to chase them down exclusively. I told him he could refer to the rejects to the most popular go go bars on Walking Street or Nana Plaza and make a killing.

The saddest part of it all is that when a farm fresh girl rolls into Pattaya at age 19, it only takes a few weeks because she starts getting ruined by packing on the weights, getting pierced, getting tattooed, braiding in multi-colored weave hair, smoking, doing drugs and becoming an alcoholic. She sees it as the norm, because that's what she is surrounded by there.

[Rick Rock]

We don't disagree with your comment Rick. Ugly girls work in every country. Indonesia, Phillippines, Cambodia, Singapore, USA, Australia, UK, Germany, Spain, Brazil, Cuba, etc. Personally I wouldn't touch 95% or more of the girls in Pattaya or Bangkok. That number is 99% in Phnom Penh. For my taste I have seen photos of girls from The Good Old Days and I would have bolted from Thailand if those were the best of the best faces.

Whatever you want to say about faces and subjective beauty standards, the fact is obesity, baby damage and tattoos are rare in Phnom Penh and Cambodia but very common in Thailand and the Philippines. Years ago you'd struggle to find a fatty in either. Now they're normal, and charging ten times the money. The Americas and Europe are already mostly doomed with fatties, but the FKK in Germany are still pretty good about sourcing non-damaged women with fit bodies and firm tits.