Pattaya Reports

[Uncle Volodya]

Maybe the hormone treatment was started too late555.

555. Good one!

[Mr Enternational]

No some can be pretty damned hairy. I don' mind a little hair. But I've even rejected a few because of this, though they had all other things going for them. Maybe I am just being too damned picky?

You must be. Glad I am flexibIe. Got to have that Hairy Potter every now and then.

[Rob Jones]

No some can be pretty damned hairy. I don' mind a little hair. But I've even rejected a few because of this, though they had all other things going for them. Maybe I am just being too damned picky?

Maybe the hormone treatment was started too late555.

[Uncle Volodya]

My wife is Indonesian and doesn't need to shave her legs or underarms. I have spent time in relationships with 3 Indonesian girls and all the same, hairless one even on the pussy. I thought all asians were the same!

No some can be pretty damned hairy. I don' mind a little hair. But I've even rejected a few because of this, though they had all other things going for them. Maybe I am just being too damned picky?

[EihTooms]

my guess is Costa Rica btw

Oh, and you don't want to consider how badly busted this enterprise would be if they were encountered by the Cuban cops or the local Comittee of the Defense of the Revolution LOL.

Yes, and that is why I considered it might be somewhere in Cuba since they are very careful, even to the point of mentioning it in passing on some of the videos, that they will not disclose the location. There are girls from all around that region of the world. And many of the videos take place in ordinary hotel rooms or in private homes.

I don't know. Most of the girls in that series look WAY better than any photos or videos of Costa Rica hookers I have seen.

What I love is, since they are clearly hookers from some local pimp, brothel or bar and not savvy about filmmed porn, some of the girls look perplexed as to why in the world this dude is pulling his dick OUT at the moment of climax to jerk himself off outside her mouth (for the sake of a "money shot" on video) instead of letting her drain him dry as deep into her mouth as every other "customer" has expected of her up to now. lol. I have found NO girls in all of Thailand as good at her job as Maria in Panochitas #8, btw.

[Rick Rock]

We need some Swiss influence. Although Globe is $140 a half-hour including DFK ($80 without) you get exactly what you pay for. They actually weigh the girls and if they put on weight they can be fired. Also any poor in room attitude or lack of service is not tolerated they will be gone. You get a guaranteed Beautiful girl GFE because they uphold high standards.

There are places more or less this in Thailand too, but they're not in Pattaya and you never see white guys inside. I was just in an Isaan soapy chatting with the papasan. He told me he won't hire any fat girls, or any that have kids. His customers won't stand for it. Difference between the ladies in there and at a standard overpriced Pattaya go go bar were night and day.

If you don't want to find these places, the obvious sollution is just to go to Germany / Switzerland.

Of course it's legal which makes all that easier.

In Thailand, it's often easier to do something "illegal" and use a work around than to try to follow the law as written. Believe it or not, it's true.

[Faceless78]

Nice report, but is there any reason why you did not disclose the names of the girls?

The first one named "Meow", but taking the fact that she has 10 cats, I'm not Sure if it's a joke or not. She is easy to recognize, taller and slimmer than most other girls, had some surgery on face, with a very cute girly voice. My friend took another popular girl in what's up as well, great service and attitude. I was back for her the following night but already going for LT. Her number is 55.

[David 2]

In addition to these horrendous tatts another pet peeve is a lot of Thai girls are too lazy to shave their legs. A couple of girls I really liked and went with for a long time refused to do it even when I asked them to.

You don't like this?? It will keep you warm on those cold winter nights. 😂.

[Catire]

One of my favorite porn series from years ago was Panochitas #1, #2, #3, etc. The director took a couple of male porn stars to a never disclosed location in Latin America, hired an offscreen translater and likely pimp or mamasan, a handful of local hookers (definitely not experienced porn actresses) and filmed the action in hotel rooms and sometimes natural beach or brook side settings.

The girls were not top beauties but very doable and, man, their attitudes and especially some of their blowjobs were off the chart dedicated and complete! Check out Panochitas #4, which is still floating around online.

Since the actual destination where they landed and arranged for those little honey first time porn actress hookers was never disclosed, I could only guess it might have been Cuba. Do you, JohnnyVegas or anyone else know about that series well enough to confirm or clarify? I would definitely book a month in a destination stocked with girls providing that level of attitude and service.

BAD guess, IMO. I've been to Cuba and around Latin America a bit. The scenery doesn't strike me as Cuban, the accents of the girls when they say anything do not sound Cuban, there is nothing remotely Cuban about it (just browsed through Panochitas 4) (one girl in the vid does claim to tbe Cuban, entirely possible but not filmed in Cuba.

my guess is Costa Rica btw

Oh, and you don't want to consider how badly busted this enterprise would be if they were encountered by the Cuban cops or the local Comittee of the Defense of the Revolution LOL.

[Rob Jones]

My Thai GF (NOT in the business and was over 40 before first having intercourse) doesn't shave her legs. She said she did when she was working professionally (medical field), but she is now stuck taking care of her brother's children so she sees no need. She says she will do so if I want her to, but I have told her I won't make her do what she doesn't want to do in her home country. She would still do it if I made a big deal about it, and I did say if she comes to the US I will insist that she does shave. But in Thailand, if she is comfortable not shaving then it is fine with me. Heck, once you start demanding your women do things to make you happy, she may start demanding we do things for them too! But at least her leg hair is relatively thin so most people would not even notice. If it was thick and bushy I think I might be more demanding!

My wife is Indonesian and doesn't need to shave her legs or underarms. I have spent time in relationships with 3 Indonesian girls and all the same, hairless one even on the pussy. I thought all asians were the same!

[Rob Jones]

There's gold to be had everywhere in Pattaya if you take off the blindfold that you've created searching for your perfect girl. I walk into a gogo and know that I can easily take 80% of the girls on looks alone but I'm looking for a connection, eye contact, a smile a little bit bigger than she's giving to the other guys in the crowd. She might not be the hottest girl in the bar being passed over and over again but she might be the horniest after not getting fucked in weeks. You've gotten jaded living in sin city, time away back in the real world with cold women will open up your eyes again. Some of my best times were from girls off of beach road, soi 6 and soi 8. The gogo girls that i've taken from Pattaya all pretty much blur together.

I agree wholeheartedly.

[FL Hawk]

So at last, all the 2 girls I took was from what's up. The 1st one was a tall (166, quite tall for tali girls) slim cutie, with one of the best body in this journey. She has a very nice personality. We went to dance and drank and had lots of fun together. Honestly I was not the night club type, but her kiss and touch really comforted me. At about 3 am in the morning, we left the club. She asked me if I would like to go her home. I was bit surprised by her proposal but agreed. I hardly visited WGs's home at first meet, and not really sure it's the right move for both of us.


The 2nd one I took was at 31 Dec. So it's really difficult to pick the best ones. I got a OK one and had a OK sex for the New Year. The 2 things I was not satisfied were she insisted to BJ with cover and didn't want to go back to my hotel for st and asked me to spend 500 at the hotel next to the bar. She ran back immediately after the sex.

Nice report, but is there any reason why you did not disclose the names of the girls?

[FL Hawk]

In addition to these horrendous tatts another pet peeve is a lot of Thai girls are too lazy to shave their legs. A couple of girls I really liked and went with for a long time refused to do it even when I asked them to.

My Thai GF (NOT in the business and was over 40 before first having intercourse) doesn't shave her legs. She said she did when she was working professionally (medical field), but she is now stuck taking care of her brother's children so she sees no need. She says she will do so if I want her to, but I have told her I won't make her do what she doesn't want to do in her home country. She would still do it if I made a big deal about it, and I did say if she comes to the US I will insist that she does shave. But in Thailand, if she is comfortable not shaving then it is fine with me. Heck, once you start demanding your women do things to make you happy, she may start demanding we do things for them too! But at least her leg hair is relatively thin so most people would not even notice. If it was thick and bushy I think I might be more demanding!

[Lefeu]

I am on my 3rd day in Pattaya and tonight, walking street was rather subdued for a Wednesday evening. I checked a couple of gogo bars, then went back to my drinking fountain, i.e. the FLs. Tonight, I think I met my jewel, a sweet, lovely girl and so much fun in bed. I will probably be seeing more of her this week.

Earlier today, I went to Kinnaree with some expat buddies. The place has not changed much, although the price for the room went up to 350 bahts, as I was told. To be honest, I did not check my bill. The girls there were mostly MILFs, no stunning beauty and I did not see many younger chicks. It is so dark there that it's difficult to tell who is who. I managed to have a session with a decent girl, tall and curvy, just my type. The session cost me 1K bahts.

I did not care much for their food today, hamburger and sausages. I also learned they charge a customer 100 bahts if they leave food on their plate. I assume this is fair in order to dissuade customers from wasting food. However, it was not clear to me what constitutes waste, as sometimes when a particular food does not taste that good, I leave it on the plate. Today, I behaved like a good boy and I was not punished. I will probably go back Saturday, when they have barbecue for lunch.

[Breadman]

I believe The Cane's comments are based on his sole visit to Pattaya from years ago. I believe he struck out bad in Pattaya. I know a couple of other guys who have struck out bad in Pattaya too because of either their age, looks, or lack of connection with a 20 ish year old girl.

We don't disagree with your comment Rick. Ugly girls work in every country. Indonesia, Phillippines, Cambodia, Singapore, USA, Australia, UK, Germany, Spain, Brazil, Cuba, etc. Personally I wouldn't touch 95% or more of the girls in Pattaya or Bangkok. That number is 99% in Phnom Penh. For my taste I have seen photos of girls from The Good Old Days and I would have bolted from Thailand if those were the best of the best faces.

There's gold to be had everywhere in Pattaya if you take off the blindfold that you've created searching for your perfect girl. I walk into a gogo and know that I can easily take 80% of the girls on looks alone but I'm looking for a connection, eye contact, a smile a little bit bigger than she's giving to the other guys in the crowd. She might not be the hottest girl in the bar being passed over and over again but she might be the horniest after not getting fucked in weeks. You've gotten jaded living in sin city, time away back in the real world with cold women will open up your eyes again. Some of my best times were from girls off of beach road, soi 6 and soi 8. The gogo girls that i've taken from Pattaya all pretty much blur together.