Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Member #4698]

So, let's be clear about this, there is no line up in Doki Doki. Same as with Mitu, you only see pictures of their girls on a tablet and then must decide. I don't go for this business plan. What are these two outfits trying to hide? Girls can look very different in person plus you can't judge a girl's vibe or attitude from her photos. If a picture is worth a 1000 words, a live lineup is worth 10,000 pictures. The default arrangement has always been a lineup or fishbowl. There is no justifiable reason to change that.

The room layout of these two establishments sound very similar as well. I went to Mitu 2 times, my 1st and my last. Although I enjoyed my slurpy session with Mint, I would never have picked her had I see her in a lineup beforehand. Seems to me acceptance of this business model is primarily a NE Asian thing. No thank you. But good reportage CuriousCase24. Thanks.

[Member #4625]

She was not resistant to the idea of CIM, but I was gagging her a bit during mouth fuck and she was not her most eager best. Therefore I knew I will be turned off before CIM and pulled out to cum on her tits.

Also, it wasn't me masturbating, once I pulled out of her mouth she eagerly finished me off with the handjob.

May I ask if your masturbating to a finish on her tits was something you just wanted to do or was she resistant to the idea of taking a finish in her mouth, CIM?

Thanks.

[Franciscass]

May I ask if your masturbating to a finish on her tits was something you just wanted to do or was she resistant to the idea of taking a finish in her mouth, CIM?

Thanks.

CIM is standard but your other penchant I. E. Swallowing is not but possibly available from certain girls. Nina I am sure can advise.

[EihTooms]

I have been so used to the shabbiness of Bangkok FS parlors that until I visited Doki Doki, I was not aware on what I was missing out.

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She was quite apologetic, so instead I lay her down on the air mattress and proceeded to lick her all over and face fuck her to my ecstasy and cum all over her tits.

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She left swiftly enough even before I could think of tipping her. So, no tip needed.

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Damage - 3 k.

May I ask if your masturbating to a finish on her tits was something you just wanted to do or was she resistant to the idea of taking a finish in her mouth, CIM?

Thanks.

[Member #4625]

I have been so used to the shabbiness of Bangkok FS parlors that until I visited Doki Doki, I was not aware on what I was missing out.

I first called up for an appointment with Alice or Kiss. Both were apparently unavailable due to some personal emergency and holiday, which frankly sounded like an excuse. Decided to go the place and check the scene out in person.

Generally, they will have 3 girls on call out of the 8-10 odd options in their catalogue. Like with food, even with girls, I believe good photographs are keen to turn you on, and they do an excellent job at that. I was shown all the options and the available ones on a tablet. I selected the cutest of the lot, but apparently they don't accept credit cards. I went back to get some cash, but was too lazy to come back. I vowed to stay hungry for the night to grow an appetite next day.

It paid off. Next afternoon, went with a friend. The options were still 3, but significantly improved. Gave my buddy the first choice for the cutest one and took myself the next one. Burned me a 3000 Bhat hole in pocket for 60 minutes.

First off all, amazing service. The receptionist was a hot little thing, and I wanted to ask her if she was available instead.

They give you a bottle of water and the girl walks you to the room. The girl I got (for love of god cannot recall her name), could speak OK English for me to communicate my needs, no more no less.

The room had a huge bathing space, and a bare bed. Clean, but not the impressive mirror ceilings of Eden club. She set up the warm water and temperature control of the room. She was very particular about undressing me and man her eye contacts and smile had me from the word 'go'.

She started off with the Nuru massage and slathered the slimy gels across all nooks and crannies. My reactions when she was rubbing my butt crack was enough to let her know that I would love a rim job.

The next 20 minutes or so was pure pleasure of her tongue providing a memorable rim job and nibbling across my back and body. She turned me over, and started off with the BBBJ. She tried deep throat but was not super comfortable with it. Nevertheless +1 for the initiative.

Next put of the rubber and saddled me for the cowboy intercourse. Sadly, she had a small hole and it was evident I was big enough to really hurt her. I stopped as it was not enjoyable for either of us.

She was quite apologetic, so instead I lay her down on the air mattress and proceeded to lick her all over and face fuck her to my ecstasy and cum all over her tits.

She cleaned us up with a bath and proceeded to the bed to give me a soft massage for the last 10 minutes. She actually went overboard by 5 minutes until she got a knock on door, which I believe is a nice touch for make me feel preferential.

She left swiftly enough even before I could think of tipping her. So, no tip needed.

I hope this place stays such amaze balls till I visit Bangkok next time.

Face- 7/10.

Boobs- 7/10 perky but soft.

Pussy- 6/10 too small for thick shafts.

Body- 9/10 amazing figure.

Attitude - 10/10 Accommodating as anything.

Cleanliness - 8/10.

Damage - 3 k.

[Goatscrot]

Yep, and it's only going to get much worse. The Western food is part of the problem. The Western culture and Western guys who "appreciate" and "admire" big fat pigs is the other.

Yes to both. Read an article a couple of weeks ago that said the average American woman weights 170 lbs and the average man 189 lbs. Ffs! I'm 5'11" and 167 lbs. 170? That's nuts.

I find it shocking when I see farang couples in Bkk. So many of them see a dude in pretty good shape and a woman who is bigger than Jesus. Ugh!

[Rick Rock]

Western diet is a killer as is sedentary lifestyle. I hooked up with a thai MILF who said she was 40 but told me later she was 47. She was under 5 foot 3 inch and weighed less than 50 kg. Different attitude to food and soft drinks compared to the fatties between 30-40 who are more likely to be hooked on western food.

Yep, and it's only going to get much worse. The Western food is part of the problem. The Western culture and Western guys who "appreciate" and "admire" big fat pigs is the other.

[Supmam]

Western diet is a killer as is sedentary lifestyle. I hooked up with a thai MILF who said she was 40 but told me later she was 47. She was under 5 foot 3 inch and weighed less than 50 kg. Different attitude to food and soft drinks compared to the fatties between 30-40 who are more likely to be hooked on western food.

YMMV means your mileage may vary, ie. You may not get the same kind of service I did. I'm not sure what it has to do with overweight women.

The average height for women in Thailand is 157 cm. At that height any woman 60 kilos and up is considered overweight by medical science.

Welcome to the brave new world where women of healthy weight are "skin and bones" and the obese are "thick and sexy".

Glad I'll be dead soon. I would hate to see how much further this is going to go.

[Rick Rock]

YMMV dude, I personally would not touch a girl who is 50 kilos, too much bones.

Not all dudes have similar taste. Hope you agree that people have different definitions of a sexy girl?

She is a lovely girl and her service also matters.

YMMV means your mileage may vary, ie. You may not get the same kind of service I did. I'm not sure what it has to do with overweight women.

The average height for women in Thailand is 157 cm. At that height any woman 60 kilos and up is considered overweight by medical science.

Welcome to the brave new world where women of healthy weight are "skin and bones" and the obese are "thick and sexy".

Glad I'll be dead soon. I would hate to see how much further this is going to go.

[Eric Swiss]

It sounds like you had very repressive parents. Of course we're 'allowed' to bring our own stuff. I've been doing it for years in dozens of places and have never thought anything of it, nor have any of the girls.

I think I generally agree with you. There should be dozens of places where it just goes with the flow. But there is an art to doing it smoothly. One good thing about Thais, especially Thai h00 kers, is that they're big on cleanliness, so any disruption to their own routine has to be handled with a modicum of tact, so as to keep the relationship on a high-trust level. She did look at the label on my liquid soap bottle.

[Whoreman]

All in all, we as the paying customers have more options than we thought! I did it at a massage parlor where I am well known (not under my real name, of course) and with a girl I'd b@nged before, just to put the odds on my side, but I feel it would be approximately the same everywhere.

It sounds like you had very repressive parents. Of course we're 'allowed' to bring our own stuff. I've been doing it for years in dozens of places and have never thought anything of it, nor have any of the girls.

[Zam007]

4-6 shots per day? I'm way too old for that...

Yeah, I tested it today and it went surprisingly smoothly. I brought it all in a backpack: my oil and my soap. I told the papasan I wanted to use my own oil because it smelled better and he didn't mind. He said the girls wouldn't mind. Then inside the room I told the girl I also had shampoo. She looked at the brand and it was American so she liked it. Of course it's not shampoo, it's liquid soap, but that's a word they understand better. Only hitch is that after "the flip" she wanted to use her own oil. Next time I'll let the girls use her own. I don't care so much about oil, but their liquid soap is really cr@p.

All in all, we as the paying customers have more options than we thought! I did it at a massage parlor where I am well known (not under my real name, of course) and with a girl I'd b@nged before, just to put the odds on my side, but I feel it would be approximately the same everywhere.

There are days like that, I would check the lineup and select the first girl and if I like another one, I will tell the main person that I would be back after lunch for the second one and after the second one if I felt like doing it, I would return after early dinner most probably the same place. I have how ever stuck to the same girl once in 102, her name was Nana. She was perfect for me, not really a stunner, she was thick, not too short but she was hot for me, I took her for 90 minutes three times on the same day, 2 shots each session. Its a pity that I cannot find her again whenever I went there or called up. I have absolutely no info about her.

About the oil, I find the oil they use crap too, probably because I usually stop in India and I visit the spas in the hotels I stay, they use really good oil, nothing extra offered though, but I did manage to seduce two therapists without spending a penny.

I hope you had a good time in the place you visited.

[Eric Swiss]

Since I can slip 4-6 condoms in my wallet, hence it has never been an issue for me. Some times I finish 4-6 shots a day. I do not know how big the oil bottle is going to be but you can definitely squeeze a small bottle of liquid soap in your pocket, you can get from 911 or a soap bar which is even more convenient to put in the pocket. How you are going to take them in, I leave it up to you.

The oil they use is definitely inferior, no doubt. Soap is more suited for women. They buy what they like or suits them, which is why they all smell fruity or flowery.

I do not think they will really have a problem even if you disclose it apart from the fact that you will be given a nod with a very weird look on their face. It is better to disclose it to the girl when you guys are in the room. Just let her know before the shower. I always throw two condoms in the bed and just tell the girl to use that and they always agreed.

4-6 shots per day? I'm way too old for that...

Yeah, I tested it today and it went surprisingly smoothly. I brought it all in a backpack: my oil and my soap. I told the papasan I wanted to use my own oil because it smelled better and he didn't mind. He said the girls wouldn't mind. Then inside the room I told the girl I also had shampoo. She looked at the brand and it was American so she liked it. Of course it's not shampoo, it's liquid soap, but that's a word they understand better. Only hitch is that after "the flip" she wanted to use her own oil. Next time I'll let the girls use her own. I don't care so much about oil, but their liquid soap is really cr@p.

All in all, we as the paying customers have more options than we thought! I did it at a massage parlor where I am well known (not under my real name, of course) and with a girl I'd b@nged before, just to put the odds on my side, but I feel it would be approximately the same everywhere.

[Zam007]

Thanks Mate! Much reassured.

Couple practical questions: how do I bring my stuff, like in a backpack or something? Most of the customers I see (including myself, up to now) walk in hands-free. Also, is it better to pre-disclose with the Mama / Papasan downstairs, or to just spring the surprise on the girl with it upstairs when she first turns on the shower faucet?

As an additional angle, whenever I take out go-go bar girls, they rarely shower with me, so they don't care what soap I use (as long as I smell relatively clean. Which I always do! So maybe massage parlor girls shouldn't be pickier than that?

Since I can slip 4-6 condoms in my wallet, hence it has never been an issue for me. Some times I finish 4-6 shots a day. I do not know how big the oil bottle is going to be but you can definitely squeeze a small bottle of liquid soap in your pocket, you can get from 911 or a soap bar which is even more convenient to put in the pocket. How you are going to take them in, I leave it up to you.

The oil they use is definitely inferior, no doubt. Soap is more suited for women. They buy what they like or suits them, which is why they all smell fruity or flowery.

I do not think they will really have a problem even if you disclose it apart from the fact that you will be given a nod with a very weird look on their face. It is better to disclose it to the girl when you guys are in the room. Just let her know before the shower. I always throw two condoms in the bed and just tell the girl to use that and they always agreed.

[Jim200]

Actually, I did not know that. I thought that their supplies were provided by the boss of the massage parlor. But that's good for me.

What's the way to be trusted? To come with soap, oil and lotion packaged in bottles labeled with reputable brands?

They're not going to care and it saves them money. I've gone in with my own lube and I always bring my own condoms.