Pattaya Reports

[FL Hawk]

I now fully agree and feel about Pattaya blues. They are very real and I am already feeling them right after reaching home.

Yes! Yes! My Pattaya Blues! They are fast becoming known!! Haha.

However, being the creator of the term, I need to keep control of the definition. It is normal to feel sad when you are saying goodbye to Pattaya or to a specific lady. Those feelings are not the Pattaya Blues. They are just normal goodbye blues. The Pattaya Blues are when you have depression-like feelings during the middle part of a Pattaya vacation. It might be related to exhaustion; the reduced ability, and the resulting depression, of not being able to ejaculate as you are tried or drained or under stimulated; the realization that you aren't going to have that GFE with the hot agogo girl you were dreaming of; the dread of having to breathe others people's disgusting smoke in the bars; the depression of failing with the girls who are 40 years younger than you; the sick feelings of drinking too much; the malnutrition or getting tired of Thai food or of eating too much fattie fast food or whatever; the relentlessly hot weather or rainy weather than is getting you down; etc. It can be helped by hanging out with the appropriate brothers, by finding a a GFE that shares your desire to hang out, and, in some cases, you will get better when you realize that you need to get out there and get with it as your vacation will be ending in in a few days!

[FL Hawk]

Hi,

If you got problems with cramps in Your legs it is usually a sign that You AR low on magnesium buy some magnesium supplements and give it a try.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition...iency-symptoms

/ Br.

Interesting. I would get a charlie horse in my right ankle after ejaculating on occasional. These posts have made me realize I have not had one in quite a while, possibly because I am taking a vitamin supplement with both Mn and MG?

And how did a muscle spasm become known as a charlie horse?

[Sandman33]

I thought it was not possible anymore to buy a SIM card in shops like Family Mart and 7-eleven. Did you have to register it with your passport? If not then it was probably illegal which could also explain why it didn't work.

We tried 7/11 but they did not have SIM. Family Mart did. I did not register as such, but they took a photo of my passport on their mobile phone. Whether the shop follows that up with formal registration, I do not know.

[Crocodilexp]

whenever I've gotten leg cramps during sex is due to being a bit out of shape and not been doing my stretching.

Muscle cramps are a fairly common side-effect of Sildenafil Citrate based ED drugs (Viagra, Kamagra, Sidegra and such). I get them fairly often when using such medications, and rarely otherwise. YMMV, but if you have a problem with leg cramps during sex, this is worth keeping in mind.

[Sandman33]

Yesterday I hooked up with a Vietnamese girl on Beach Road, nearly opposite Burger King, a little further towards walking street.

She was tall and slim. Body was about 9. Her looks, these were interesting rather than beautiful. Pale white skin, and slightly different eyes.

She wanted 1000 baht ST, and 3000 baht LT. She would not budge from 3,000. I took her ST and she was well worth the 1000 baht. I took her to my hotel on a motorbike taxi, and gave her 100 baht for the return trip.

She said that she had only just arrived in Pattaya and was only staying about a week. For someone wanting something slightly different, she may be available for the next 5 days.

[LookAtWorld]

On Day-4, felt horny due to a day's break and hit Soi6 around 6 pm.

Day-5: Found a FL around 7-11 around 8 pm. Standard rate for ST. She is cute, around 24 years old. Had a nice time for an hour. After she left, went out for dinner to a restaurant I visited in my last trip, on second road. Had a nice chit-chat with the restaurant owner and in the conversation, I mentioned that I am a sucker for good massage which is rare to find. He gave a contact for a MP, endorsed by him. Messaged the shop and they sent one girl for 1 hour Oil massage. I liked her skill and pressure was just perfect and thoroughly enjoyed the massage. Too bad that the hour went by so fast. In the process of getting up and clean myself before paying her fee, I heard the unexpected question again, do you want anything more than massage. Not surprised though as this is my second time when I got this question unexpected. I just realized that she is late 20's and in great shape. I asked for Blow Job, she said she provides but doesn't like to do. I don't want her to do something she doesn't like, I took my request back and asked for full service. She accepted. Next 30 minutes was great, she teased me a lot which is unusual. She has broad nipple and melon shaped twins. My favorite combination. I enjoyed them to my heart's content. It was impossible for me to last long with her. I finished quickly.

Day-6 and Day-7, last day: My logical mind is asking for a new girl and my emotional mind is asking for the massage girl from Day-4. Emotional side won, messaged her around 9 pm about her availability. She finished the work around 10 pm and we met at the hotel. Had couple of drinks in the room before leaving for Shisha. After Shisha, went to Kaama club together. We were there till 5 am. I asked her if she can stay with me till next day evening, she readily agreed. Hit the hotel room at 5 am, had a passionate session and slept in each other's arms. I woke up around afternoon, with a boner and had another round. Had lunch together and she helped me in packing my stuff. I had to say good-bye to her with a heavy heart and headed to Airport, to lead my other side of the life in India.

Overall, I had a great vacation. I now fully agree and feel about Pattaya blues. They are very real and I am already feeling them right after reaching home.

[LittleBigMan]

For my bad luck I also used to have cramps, especially the Right sartorius used to go to cramps. I don't know where is my fault. Still trying to find it.

Just my 2 cents.

I get cramps when I overuse the muscle then there are times cramps come from underuse, whenever I've gotten leg cramps during sex is due to being a bit out of shape and not been doing my stretching. When a cramps come what do you want to do if it isn't so knotted that you can't move or have to bit down on a towel so you aren't screaming your lungs out, get up and try to move or stretch it.

[CrazyGuyKK]

I hate when that happens. Then I always play it off by trying to stretch my leg to get it out while I am still fucking and the chick thinks I'm trying to do a strange new position. I finally have to admit that I have a cramp in my leg.

For my bad luck I also used to have cramps, especially the Right sartorius used to go to cramps. I don't know where is my fault. Still trying to find it.

[Goferring]

I hate when that happens. Then I always play it off by trying to stretch my leg to get it out while I am still fucking and the chick thinks I'm trying to do a strange new position. I finally have to admit that I have a cramp in my leg.

I don't normally have issues with my legs but I do get stomach cramps towards the end of a multi week trip. I just put it down to the sudden increase in use as I'm a on / off visitor with the associated peaks and troughs rather than a resident with a constant out put.

It's pretty much impossible to hide a stomach cramp midseason.

[Mr Enternational]

This happens to me too every now and then. However in my case I don't think it has anything to do with a lack of water or salt. Most of the time it happens when I'm switching from missionary to doggy, so when I'm getting up my knees and have to bend my legs.

I hate when that happens. Then I always play it off by trying to stretch my leg to get it out while I am still fucking and the chick thinks I'm trying to do a strange new position. I finally have to admit that I have a cramp in my leg.

[Anton Matsson]

This happens to me too every now and then. However in my case I don't think it has anything to do with a lack of water or salt. Most of the time it happens when I'm switching from missionary to doggy, so when I'm getting up my knees and have to bend my legs.

Hi,

If you got problems with cramps in Your legs it is usually a sign that You AR low on magnesium buy some magnesium supplements and give it a try.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition...iency-symptoms

/ Br.

[Mogwai]

SIM card. We then went out and did some shopping. I bought a Thai SIM card that she recommended, with the provider AIS. We bought this in the family mart for 50 baht and loaded it with 300 baht of credit. She thought that I would get unlimited calls, 1 GB fast internet for 7 days which would cost 100 baht, so with the 300 baht loaded, this would supply 1 gb of data 3 times over for 21 days. However, the offer had expired the day before, and it was extremely difficult to get the internet working. Eventually went into Central Festival Mart where AIS has a shop. There was a long wait of about 50 minutes for customer service but eventually they set up a plan of fast internet for 10 days with 5 gb of data unlimited calls for 175 baht. After the 10 days I would still have about 120 baht of credit so needed to just top up a little for another 10 days of the same deal. I do not know whether this is a good deal, but Ann thought that AIS was the best with reliable service.

I thought it was not possible anymore to buy a SIM card in shops like Family Mart and 7-eleven. Did you have to register it with your passport? If not then it was probably illegal which could also explain why it didn't work.

[Mogwai]

I got cramp in my calf which I thought was down to a lack of water or salt.

This happens to me too every now and then. However in my case I don't think it has anything to do with a lack of water or salt. Most of the time it happens when I'm switching from missionary to doggy, so when I'm getting up my knees and have to bend my legs.

[Banana Boi]

Crystal Club AGOGO LK metro. This has some rooms. I paid about Euro 47 for 3 nights, so about 15 euro per night. The room is very clean, has a large bed and is quite large about 30 sqm plus. Get a 10% discount on drinks in the Club. Get to see the girls off stage getting dressed changing etc so that is a bit of a perk. Only had a quick look inside several girls dancing, one or two topless.

Not often that I actually learn something off this board but this seems interesting. Grab girls for some quick fun in your room in between their sets. Too bad some of the Crystal girls I once knew now work at Palace and Skyfall.

I am now off to the beach for a swim, and I am hoping that day 2 will be just as enjoyable.

Hoping you survived the most dangerous thing to do in Pattaya.

[FL Hawk]

Nice report Sandman! You seemed to have had an old fashioned GFE with a Thai girl in Pattaya! You got quite a bargain for just 1,700. The girl deserved a nice big tip for all the extras she provided you. Don't expect the same service from the girl you are now lusting after.