Zurich

[Sirioja]

I'm really sorry that you have such a bad picture of Switzerland because of that. Driving too fast in Switzerland is not a good idea. Not only for foreigners, also for Swiss citizens. Depending on the overspeed they take your driver's license immediately. And also depens on the overspeed or if they catched you once / twice bevor you can wait a long time to get it back. And it's very expensive.

I do not know the current numbers. But a few years ago, the city of Zurich has 80 millions CHF in its annual budget as revenue from speed tickets, parking tickets and so on. Alone in the city of Zurich. Car drivers in Switzerland are cash cows for the administration.

I advice every one who drives in Switzerland to watch the speed limit. Even if it sucks to drive 120 on the highway during the night if you are more or less alone on the road.

Since I was a kid, I always loved Switzerland, land of ski and white chocolate, I spent most of my holidays for 9 years there all over Wallis, had many Swiss girlfriends during my holidays and a real girlfriend living in Neufchatel for a bit more than 1 year, being invited in their family and she came to me to visit Paris, so I know Swiss people are friendly and welcoming, but Swiss justice and polizei are just a shame and robbers. Switzerland is a rich country but they try to steal your money or my coyote GPS. I was never arrested driving overspeed, when I drive through Switzerland from Basel to Geneva more than 10 times per year. When You leave Globe to Zurich or Basel, You have radar 80 km / h on autobahn before right curve when no problem, with enough grip to drive 120, later you have radar 60 km / h before left curve to Basel / Bern, maybe they want we turn off engine and push our car?

Switzerland is a beautiful country with wonderful, dreamed mountains: Matterhorn, Jungfrau, Eigger, Munch, for me, but Swiss administration give a really bad image of their country: rich who try to robb innocent tourists when no proof I was the driver, or immigrants who don t have enough money to pay a train ticket. I don t need Switzerland for my life, just for pleasures, a bit killing pleasures, when I prefer to pay little train from Taesch and skipass to Klein Matterhorn for 110 CHF for 1 day = 1 day in jail to pay this cost. Not finished yet with Swiss administration.

[Member #4629]

From 8 yo to 16 yo, I spent nearly 2 months per year in Wallis, Swiss taught me ski. Born in Paris, always living in Paris, my passion for ski was born in Saas Fee, Crans Montana and Zinal, it was before I discovered few years ago the extreme Verbier, even more extreme than La Grave La Meije, where you don't know what may happen when you go for some run, so I have no problem with Swiss, but now I m registered by Zurich Kantonpoliizei with photos, fingers and hands print, maybe ADN? But even I was treated like a criminal because refusing to get fucked when less than 350 CHF for overspeed on radars but more than 1100 CHF for justice charge, I m not registered as criminal and still could get a job in Zurich, but I don't plan to, because as I told to police immigration, Switzerland is much too small for me, I don't need Switzerland to live, just for pleasure, but worst than 3 jails even I stayed less than 1 hour in Meilin South Zurich, 6 days refusing to eat, insulting them, but they killed my kid eyes which looked at Switzerland with love. Now I plan only my free ride final in Verbier, all around to Gran San Bernardino, this is my home, my mountains. Maybe I could also be attracted to return to Kate.

I'm really sorry that you have such a bad picture of Switzerland because of that. Driving too fast in Switzerland is not a good idea. Not only for foreigners, also for Swiss citizens. Depending on the overspeed they take your driver's license immediately. And also depens on the overspeed or if they catched you once / twice bevor you can wait a long time to get it back. And it's very expensive.

I do not know the current numbers. But a few years ago, the city of Zurich has 80 millions CHF in its annual budget as revenue from speed tickets, parking tickets and so on. Alone in the city of Zurich. Car drivers in Switzerland are cash cows for the administration.

I advice every one who drives in Switzerland to watch the speed limit. Even if it sucks to drive 120 on the highway during the night if you are more or less alone on the road.

[Sirioja]

From 8 yo to 16 yo, I spent nearly 2 months per year in Wallis, Swiss taught me ski. Born in Paris, always living in Paris, my passion for ski was born in Saas Fee, Crans Montana and Zinal, it was before I discovered few years ago the extreme Verbier, even more extreme than La Grave La Meije, where you don't know what may happen when you go for some run, so I have no problem with Swiss, but now I m registered by Zurich Kantonpoliizei with photos, fingers and hands print, maybe ADN? But even I was treated like a criminal because refusing to get fucked when less than 350 CHF for overspeed on radars but more than 1100 CHF for justice charge, I m not registered as criminal and still could get a job in Zurich, but I don't plan to, because as I told to police immigration, Switzerland is much too small for me, I don't need Switzerland to live, just for pleasure, but worst than 3 jails even I stayed less than 1 hour in Meilin South Zurich, 6 days refusing to eat, insulting them, but they killed my kid eyes which looked at Switzerland with love. Now I plan only my free ride final in Verbier, all around to Gran San Bernardino, this is my home, my mountains. Maybe I could also be attracted to return to Kate.

I forgot my main plan: On last year I missed my extreme final in Verbier because Mont Gelé lift was closed on 21 April, so on this year, I want 2 finals on 1 day with twice the 2 runs on Verbier face + run on Tortin face which can t compete because only snow, no rocks, no ice + Mont Fort just below the lift where extreme climbing, will see for bec des Rosses side. I will enter Switzerland through mountains, but my first plan is to put a complaint versus Switzerland administration because according to European rights, they are wrong to write me in German when they know with my car, I m French, they put somebody innocent in jail because they never arrested me driving overspeed, just radars on the car, they also robbed my coyote which is GPS technology, no detection wave and penalty about this is not finished yet. Can t accept such shameful administration, shame for beautiful mountains with 30 more than 4000 meters high peaks around Saas Fee and Zermatt. Switzerland feed my passion for ski, real religion in Wallis, but I will never let such shameful mafia fucking me.

[Sirioja]

Ya lahwy, in all countries you will find bits and pieces of xenophobia, but Switzerland is at the worse end of the spectrum. My comments don't apply to the better half of the population, they are cool, they are the people who made the country rich in the first place. But the worse half, they are essentially smug superior hillbillies who will look down on you from their mountainous retreats: it doesn't matter if you are a Somali refugee or a New York banker, if you are not Swiss they are going to throw the rule book at you as soon as they see their chance.

From 8 yo to 16 yo, I spent nearly 2 months per year in Wallis, Swiss taught me ski. Born in Paris, always living in Paris, my passion for ski was born in Saas Fee, Crans Montana and Zinal, it was before I discovered few years ago the extreme Verbier, even more extreme than La Grave La Meije, where you don't know what may happen when you go for some run, so I have no problem with Swiss, but now I m registered by Zurich Kantonpoliizei with photos, fingers and hands print, maybe ADN? But even I was treated like a criminal because refusing to get fucked when less than 350 CHF for overspeed on radars but more than 1100 CHF for justice charge, I m not registered as criminal and still could get a job in Zurich, but I don't plan to, because as I told to police immigration, Switzerland is much too small for me, I don't need Switzerland to live, just for pleasure, but worst than 3 jails even I stayed less than 1 hour in Meilin South Zurich, 6 days refusing to eat, insulting them, but they killed my kid eyes which looked at Switzerland with love. Now I plan only my free ride final in Verbier, all around to Gran San Bernardino, this is my home, my mountains. Maybe I could also be attracted to return to Kate.

[Polyamorist]

They even put in jail when people don't pay train ticket. Switzerland may be rich, but Swiss administration is just ridiculous shame.

Ya lahwy, in all countries you will find bits and pieces of xenophobia, but Switzerland is at the worse end of the spectrum. My comments don't apply to the better half of the population, they are cool, they are the people who made the country rich in the first place. But the worse half, they are essentially smug superior hillbillies who will look down on you from their mountainous retreats: it doesn't matter if you are a Somali refugee or a New York banker, if you are not Swiss they are going to throw the rule book at you as soon as they see their chance.

[Sebastiane]

Yes, the Fuck You on the back of the thighs is the giveaway! Great. Worth returning to Zurich ASAP.

She might be a great performer and a great body but that many tattoos is a big turn off. Having said that I won't judge till I see her in reality.

[Ecivelum]

Definitely looks like her ass in the pictures.

Yes, the Fuck You on the back of the thighs is the giveaway! Great. Worth returning to Zurich ASAP.

[Belbo]

Mandy is gone from Aphro. Was it the review here that did her in? Man, she looked so hot. Polish women are grade-A meat while young. It would have been nice to have saved the bad review for later? Now what? Are there any good-looking in Aphro?

Mandy is not gone, is still on the list of girls and she will be tentatively back at the end of February. I am sure that a bad review is not a reason to kick her out for the motivations explained in my previous posts; the market will kick her out if she is not up to the expectations.

My guess is that she'll be around for a while, because her great body will make here visible and attracts customers (physical presence helps a lot the girl, in a club where they can not approach a customer). In the long terms, if she does not improve her performances, she may have problems.

Personally I never write negative posts about one specific girl, even if some of them were so impolite and arrogant that they would deserve it; I never forget that they are young girls who do a stressful jobs with their human weaknesses, and human relationships implies sometimes frictions (which means, it can be also my fault or I have to accept that the girl finds in me something she deeply dislikes).

There are two things which I never do and find totally inappropriate in a forum like that; disclose specific details or small secrets about a special relation I may have with a girl (a gentleman never boasts his conquest LOL) or write a tough post against a girl as a revenge, only because I am frustrated by a bad session or her impolite behaviour.

[Maxime]

I just checked the daily plan of Club Aphrodisia and it seems to me that Lana (Ex-Globe, 180 cm) now works there. Can somebody confirm that?

Was few times with her in Globe, and yes, this is definitely the same Lana. A real powergirl in the room (or elsewhere). Normally don't like tattoos, but with her length and attitude it sometimes is too appealing.

[Sirioja]

I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. (Am not saying you are my worst enemy. Maybe 37th.).

"If they stripped me naked and threw me in prison I'd spit on my finger and paint on the walls. " - Pablo Picasso.

Or in your case, make a long list of the "classy level woman behavior" traits you seek in a ho and keep telling your jailers you are better than them at wooing such girls. Eventually they will get it and stop trying to cramp your spirit.

Note that in Germany, for historical reasons, it is forbidden to ask police officers if they are members of the (largely defunct) National Socialist Party. However, no such restrictions on free inquiry exist in Switzerland. It's kind of a loophole so fire away..

Germany don't put in jail for overspeed, furthermore when you were never arrested for overspeed in Switzerland so they have no proof you were the driver even the car owner, but Swiss justice don't mind because Swiss justice don't respect your rights when you are still innocent as long no proof you are guilty. When you refuse to pay and I will always, again to come for coyote they stole me, even only GPS technology, no wave to detect radars, then they treat you like a real criminal, you are with someone who sell all drugs, even heroine, to so many Swiss junkies looking for, but they can read in my room my writings about how shameful mafia they are, trying to steal your money, if you resist, stealing your life. They even put in jail when people don't pay train ticket. Switzerland may be rich, but Swiss administration is just ridiculous shame. Aarau and Zurich police jails seemed quite empty, can't say for Meilin one because I think they were tired of me and my insults when I was moved to third prison, they spent so much for me even I refused their foods, but I'm not immigrant, I don't need Switzerland for my life, just Verbier where I can wait them to free ride Mont Gelé down to Verbier side, Globe and maybe Aphro I was on the way when controlled on Rheinfelden border. I m not sure I will return to spend my money in very expensive Zermatt, even quite complicated to reach, but I will go now on Breuil. It side which is more interesting for ski and carabinieri don't put in jail for radars. Italian or French or German jails would not be enough, when Swiss seem empty.

Behind the wonderful mountains where I learned to ski in Saas Fee, dreaming when seeing Bernadette Zurbriggen, with more than 30 more than 4000 m high around, unique in Alps, a shameful administration, if You are strong enough, I know now why my long time friend Isabella now working at Globe is afraid of them, but try to resist to this shame. Usual rate is about being stolen 1 day for 100 CHF saved. If You are sent to underground with no window, isolated room, because You make them too big problems, seem higher rate for these days. Just a shame.

[Polyamorist]

I can return to Zurich police jail, arguing with Swiss justice and polizei mafia.

I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. (Am not saying you are my worst enemy. Maybe 37th.).

"If they stripped me naked and threw me in prison I'd spit on my finger and paint on the walls. " - Pablo Picasso.

Or in your case, make a long list of the "classy level woman behavior" traits you seek in a ho and keep telling your jailers you are better than them at wooing such girls. Eventually they will get it and stop trying to cramp your spirit.

Note that in Germany, for historical reasons, it is forbidden to ask police officers if they are members of the (largely defunct) National Socialist Party. However, no such restrictions on free inquiry exist in Switzerland. It's kind of a loophole so fire away.

In any case when French romanticism meets Swiss bluntness, it's bound to be entertaining. I hope someone mines the material and makes a romcom about Sir Ioja's quixotic adventures in the cantons of Helvetia.

[Matodon]

Visited Adana yesterday, 1.5 h Nuru with Minoo. It was my second time in this place, and while last time I could see the value in paying that much, this time it was really underwhelming. While some things I understand might be hard to deliver, like sensing out on her own what I liked without me having to tell, other are more obvious, like not even using her body for nuru. She only 'applied' her breasts briefly before using gel, so felt like she doesn't even want to get messy with nuru. That kind of misses the point, so for me really not enough engagement to justify the price.

Apparently people are willing to pay though, as place seemed really busy.

[PaulInZurich]

I just checked the daily plan of Club Aphrodisia and it seems to me that Lana (Ex-Globe, 180 cm) now works there. Can somebody confirm that?

Definitely looks like her ass in the pictures.

[Sirioja]

I just checked the daily plan of Club Aphrodisia and it seems to me that Lana (Ex-Globe, 180 cm) now works there. Can somebody confirm that?

German full tattooed with short blond hair?

[Steppenwolf11]

I just checked the daily plan of Club Aphrodisia and it seems to me that Lana (Ex-Globe, 180 cm) now works there. Can somebody confirm that?