Hong Kong Club Reports

[Aviator400]

I saw this men's magazine called "Noyola Mexico," which seems to be the Mexican version of a Latin American chain Soho, but I'm not sure of that. Super tasteful pictures of women (nothing raunchy), histories of famous writers and musicians, articles like "For and against the Mexican man and woman" (I'm translating) by two men and two women. There was a gonzo report on "Hong Kong Tijuana, the complete visit to Mexico's iconic table dance club" ("Hong Kong Tijuana: Una visita a fondo al icnico table dance de Mxico" in case you want to look it up on the internet). It's all about snorting coke, getting stopped by cops, bla bla bla. Then after saying he got bored watching a waiter pour tequila down a guy's throat while another waiter was blowing a whistle, the author says he decided to look at "the first floor where there was a live sex show. As happens to non-professionals, the client who the girls had pulled up onto the platform couldn't get hard. Stage panic knocks out any fantasy. The whole platform was covered in foam, with two nude girls who struggled in vain to put a condom on the guy on his back with his pants pulled down to his ankles. . . " And on and on. In Spanish: "Como LE ocurre siempre a LOS que no son profesionales, al cliente que haban subido a la primera pista no se LE puso dura. El pnico escnico derriba cualquier fantasa. La pista entera estaba cubierta por espuma, con dos chicas desnudas que luchaban infructuosamente por ponerle un condn al bato que estaba tirado sobre la pista con LOS pantalones en LOS tobillos. " . . .

Has anybody seen anything like this? Was it just a pile of bull that the writer was making up? The way he reported his episodes with the crack and the police sounded far fetched, like he was trying to sound much more macho than he actually is. Opinions?

I have seen the girls get pretty close to having sex with guys they pull up on stage, stripping him down but never full-on pounding. Amazed that any man would accept the girls' invitation, as you know that their intent is to embarrass him for the entertainment of the crowd. And you would have to be a special kind of person to be able to perform under those conditions. Not a big fan of the shaving cream shows. (Why go to a restaurant to watch other people eat?) I have seen girls strip guys down and threaten to stick that big, power dildo in their ass. Does that qualify?

Didn't look at the original article, but from what you have imparted here, it sounds like fake news.

[Voyageur1969]

I saw this men's magazine called "Noyola Mexico," which seems to be the Mexican version of a Latin American chain Soho, but I'm not sure of that. Super tasteful pictures of women (nothing raunchy), histories of famous writers and musicians, articles like "For and against the Mexican man and woman" (I'm translating) by two men and two women. There was a gonzo report on "Hong Kong Tijuana, the complete visit to Mexico's iconic table dance club" ("Hong Kong Tijuana: Una visita a fondo al icónico table dance de México" in case you want to look it up on the internet). It's all about snorting coke, getting stopped by cops, bla bla bla. Then after saying he got bored watching a waiter pour tequila down a guy's throat while another waiter was blowing a whistle, the author says he decided to look at "the first floor where there was a live sex show. As happens to non-professionals, the client who the girls had pulled up onto the platform couldn't get hard. Stage panic knocks out any fantasy. The whole platform was covered in foam, with two nude girls who struggled in vain to put a condom on the guy on his back with his pants pulled down to his ankles. . . " And on and on. In Spanish: "Como LE ocurre siempre a LOS que no son profesionales, al cliente que habían subido a la primera pista no se LE puso dura. El pánico escénico derriba cualquier fantasía. La pista entera estaba cubierta por espuma, con dos chicas desnudas que luchaban infructuosamente por ponerle un condón al bato que estaba tirado sobre la pista con LOS pantalones en LOS tobillos. " . . .

Has anybody seen anything like this? Was it just a pile of bull that the writer was making up? The way he reported his episodes with the crack and the police sounded far fetched, like he was trying to sound much more macho than he actually is. Opinions?

[Scudrucker]

Great tips here, you will have a great time. Watch that Viagra or its generics. It is difficult to buy 25 MG doses and the headache from larger doses can be difficult to push thru. Go to the oxxo across the street for fluids. Some rooms have fridges.

So you can keep the drinks cold. The number 10 is subjective. My 10 is a 7 that has large breasts. The number moves up when you are having that drink with her and she reaches down while whispering in your ear what she will do for you. The one time.

I thought I found a 9-10, she walked out of the privado because I did not say yes to the arriba offered within 1 minute. Some of those girls got attitude. Luckily I blew 12 dollars + half price coupon to find out.

Have fun.

Sr.

[Keg]

Hong Kong is advertising their bikini contest on March 13. That is a Wednesday. Are these types of events worth going to or is it a waste?

You could go the day before and see chicas in bikini too, LOL. Seriously, you'll have fun in HK on any day that ends in "why". These events are simply a marketing tool like any bar would use, except these are bikini, lingerie or costumes. It's not a big deal, so if you don't go you shouldn't feel like you're missing something special.

[Captain Solo]

The HK girl I did last Wednesday was a nice, clean, pretty, hot and sexy spinner, hanging out on the stairs in the dark. She said from Chiapas, the Southern-most state next to Guatemala. I made her an offer of local rate of mil. She wanted to know how much propina I would give her on top of mil pesos. I said 200 pesos (dos cientos). She nodded her head, quickly grabbed my hand and walked me to the hotel.

She made me wash my hands while she took a shower of her groin before sex. I was sucking on her tits while inserting my middle finger deep into her pussy, caressing her rough G spot which was unusually close to her clit. She started to squirm and groan, grabbing my finger and rub them hard into her clit. She did a credible CBJ. It was very sexy looking at her pretty face sucking and slurping on Junior.

She did a serious cow girl, showing enjoyment with a sly smile on her pretty face, but she refused to do doggie, not a big problem. I pinned her down and fucked her hard in missionary. Her pussy was clean shaven, red, wet and sloppy. I could not resist stopping a few times to look at that sexy pussy and sucking on her clit. It tasted sweet like candy. I mentioned it to her; she was smiling, acknowledging it. Looked like she put a sweet lube on her clit to encourage DATY.

I had a long, sweet, pleasurable, loving session with that nice, sweet, pretty girl with the VIP 45 minute extension. She took another shower of her groin, smiling, mentioning I fucked her very hard, muy forte, or something. Looked like she had a couple Os and was very happy hehe. She put her clothes on, touching up her face, adjusting her hair. I gave her 1,000 pesos but ran out of pesos, so gave her $10 tip, which was less than 200 pesos, but she did not complain.

[ClamSlammer]

Good pay is $60 a week?

No, $60/ week is not considered "good" pay in Tijuana. Whoever says that is misguided. It would be considered very low paying. A low paying job would be about $80/ week. A decent paying job would be $100 or so, and good paying job maybe $120/ week.

[ClamSlammer]

I heard that for the HK girls they have to be back in the club by a certain time if they go arriba? For example, is it possible to take a HK girl to my room for 2 hours and management won't ***** about where she is? I also heard that there are cleaning men that knock on the door during the session. What is the price break down exactly? $80 for the girl and the room is $15 and that gets you 30 minutes of fun time before the cleaning crew starts knocking? I plan on renting my room for 2 nights so this shouldn't be a problem for me. Also I heard that you have to tip the coat guy a dollar when you leave with a girl?

I probably won't see any street girls, is it like 200 pesos? Really I don't think I'd be able to find one that really turns me on. In the event that I do though, would it be easy to convince her to hang out with me for like 2 hours eating and banging in my hotel for a cheap amount?

I definitely want to fuck a really hot girl in HK, the hottest of my life. The hottest girl I've banged so far is like a 7, never stuck my dick inside an 8 or 9 as of yet which is something I'm looking forward to.

Good pay is $60 a week?

If you have your own room at Cascadas you won't have to worry about any knocks or cleaning crew. The standard time arriba is 30 min. There are no hard rules for the chicas on maximum arriba time but management wants them on the floor drinking fichas instead of arriba where the bar makes no money. So yes, if a chica is arriba for more than an hour or so somebody might knock on your door demanding you buy a $90 bucket or summon the chica back downstairs. Yes, as you're going arriba the robe guy will pretty much demand $1. You're looking at $50-$100 for the chica and $1 for the robe guy. He works purely on tips and in fact I suspect that he has to pay HK to work there just like the meseros do. And if you think HK is a paradise where you can easily find a 9 to fuck, keep dreaming. The vast majority there I'd rate 5-7. With maybe a handful of 7. 5's and a couple of rare 8's. That's the ceiling at HK. You won't find a 9 or 10 anywhere in the zona. Those types of chicas are snatched up by the super wealthy way before they become desperate enough to puta themselves.

[DramaFree11]

Hi everyone,

I will be going on my first trip to HK within the next few weeks. I live in the north east and planning a trip to San Diego for 2 nights specifically to enjoy Tijuana and Hong Kong. I plan to spend a max of about $400 per night. I know the rates are: try for $80 and avoid $100 per session. I plan to stay at hotel Cascades and rent a car in San Diego. Park the car near the border, have fun during the day in San Diego and at night go back to Tijuana to fuck girls and chill in my hotel. Does anyone have advice and tips?

For the hotel can I book it all online? I plan to get the VIP card, will I be able to get that online as well? Best place to park my car in San Diego? Was thinking I could park on some random block near the border and then call an uber there. In terms of prices, how long will an $80 session get me? Is it cheaper to use pesos instead? I plan to try and negotiate in pesos to perhaps save some money. If I really like a certain HK girl can I pay her more to spend more time with me? For example 2-3 hours with me, getting food at Azul, then going to my hotel room to fuck for like 2 rounds if I want that. How would I facilitate something like that? Also, I speak no Spanish whatsoever, will I have a decent time trying to negotiate deals with these girls?

In terms of health and safety, I heard that the HK girls are required to get monthly testing? How safe are these girls in terms of diseases? I know the street girls are probably dirtier, I don't think I will get any street girls simply because I doubt I will find a hot one. If I do want street girls though what is the going price?.

You will have a great time. I also do not sit down, that way I do not have to deal with the BS of the waiters. Also, take advantage of AZUL, you can take girls there for a fraction of the price of HK and no time limits.

10's probably not, depending on your standards. 7/8's all day long.

[Jackie888]

Hi everyone,

I will be going on my first trip to HK within the next few weeks. I live in the north east and planning a trip to San Diego for 2 nights specifically to enjoy Tijuana and Hong Kong. I plan to spend a max of about $400 per night. I know the rates are: try for $80 and avoid $100 per session. I plan to stay at hotel Cascades and rent a car in San Diego. Park the car near the border, have fun during the day in San Diego and at night go back to Tijuana to fuck girls and chill in my hotel. Does anyone have advice and tips?

For the hotel can I book it all online? I plan to get the VIP card, will I be able to get that online as well? Best place to park my car in San Diego? Was thinking I could park on some random block near the border and then call an uber there. In terms of prices, how long will an $80 session get me? Is it cheaper to use pesos instead? I plan to try and negotiate in pesos to perhaps save some money. If I really like a certain HK girl can I pay her more to spend more time with me? For example 2-3 hours with me, getting food at Azul, then going to my hotel room to fuck for like 2 rounds if I want that. How would I facilitate something like that? Also, I speak no Spanish whatsoever, will I have a decent time trying to negotiate deals with these girls?.

Skip the car. Use Uber instead. Then a $5 taxi to and from the border, or take the HK limo if you can figure out where the pickup and drop off is. Use dollars because it is the first time to Tijuana and you're not familiar with the currency.

But a girl a drink if you hope for more than a wham-bam. HK girls are know to go bareback for a big tip, so use protection and bring a bar of soap to clean up thereafter. Sit at a bar if you don't want harassment. Buy a drink for yourself because it is next to nothing compared to the $400 chica money.

Avoid over tipping. A dollar here and there to the girls, not the healthy beggar on the streets. Avoid wearing jewelry. Avoid getting drunk and loud, especially near the police. Avoid chicas that the waiters hand to you, because it is a tag team for your wallet. Avoid slick looking waiters. Ease up on the Viagra, avoid over dosing on them.

Lastly try to enjoy Tijuana outside the clubs. You are going to get bored with the clubs after 2-3 days.

[TerOnlyOnce]

Most of these questions are answered in the forum. I will make a few comments for clarity.

Not sure why you would want to rent a car, especially if your primary mission it to spend time in Tijuana. Parking is expensive. (I don't recommend parking on the street in the border area.) SD has good public transportation to the border and Uber is available. There are some interesting museums and beach areas in SD right on the trolley line. There is a huge shopping mall on the US side of the new border crossing that will have most anything you could want.

Some of the girls speak English. Indeed, I have found a few that are fluent. Most can communicate the basics, especially the services they offer. The meseros often speak enough English that they can translate. Google Translate is your friend. It doesn't hurt to learn a few Spanish phrases before you go: Hello, please, thank you, excuse me..

Hey,

Thanks for the reply. Renting the car is mainly for other things I want to do. This will be my first time in San Diego so I plan to drive around, see the city a bit, go to casinos, and sight seeing. Tijuana at night for banging hotties and during the day enjoying San Diego. For repeat trips I probably wouldn't rent a car.

I heard that for the HK girls they have to be back in the club by a certain time if they go arriba? For example, is it possible to take a HK girl to my room for 2 hours and management won't ***** about where she is? I also heard that there are cleaning men that knock on the door during the session. What is the price break down exactly? $80 for the girl and the room is $15 and that gets you 30 minutes of fun time before the cleaning crew starts knocking? I plan on renting my room for 2 nights so this shouldn't be a problem for me. Also I heard that you have to tip the coat guy a dollar when you leave with a girl? Basically what is the full cost with all expenses if you want 1 lay?

I probably won't see any street girls, is it like 200 pesos? Really I don't think I'd be able to find one that really turns me on. In the event that I do though, would it be easy to convince her to hang out with me for like 2 hours eating and banging in my hotel for a cheap amount?

I definitely want to fuck a really hot girl in HK, the hottest of my life. The hottest girl I've banged so far is like a 7, never stuck my dick inside an 8 or 9 as of yet which is something I'm looking forward to.

For safety I plan to uber from the border to HK and basically spend all my time in the bars on that block or inside my hotel. During the day perhaps uber to that popular steakhouse in Tijuana to try it out. I also look a little bit Brazilian so hopefully I stand out less in terms of bandits that are trying to fuck with people.

I will check out the other clubs. HK definitely have to go first though due to the massive appeal.

Good pay is $60 a week? Good lord, these girls are spoiled to their ears LOL. Making more than that is just one fuck session. It would make sense if each lay was like $40 in HK if the income in the area is so god damn low. Then again street girls are like $20 from what I hear? So there is that.

[Aviator400]

Hi everyone,

I will be going on my first trip to HK within the next few weeks. I live in the north east and planning a trip to San Diego for 2 nights specifically to enjoy Tijuana and Hong Kong. I plan to spend a max of about $400 per night. I know the rates are: try for $80 and avoid $100 per session. I plan to stay at hotel Cascades and rent a car in San Diego. Park the car near the border, have fun during the day in San Diego and at night go back to Tijuana to fuck girls and chill in my hotel. Does anyone have advice and tips?

For the hotel can I book it all online? I plan to get the VIP card, will I be able to get that online as well? Best place to park my car in San Diego? Was thinking I could park on some random block near the border and then call an uber there. In terms of prices, how long will an $80 session get me? Is it cheaper to use pesos instead? I plan to try and negotiate in pesos to perhaps save some money. If I really like a certain HK girl can I pay her more to spend more time with me? For example 2-3 hours with me, getting food at Azul, then going to my hotel room to fuck for like 2 rounds if I want that. How would I facilitate something like that? Also, I speak no Spanish whatsoever, will I have a decent time trying to negotiate deals with these girls?

In terms of health and safety, I heard that the HK girls are required to get monthly testing? How safe are these girls in terms of diseases? I know the street girls are probably dirtier, I don't think I will get any street girls simply because I doubt I will find a hot one. If I do want street girls though what is the going price?

Any tips for inside the club? Normally when I go to strip clubs I stand and don't sit because I get immediately hassled to buy drinks. Do you guys recommend walking around, finding the girl that you want to bang and just right away asking for arriba? Or is it better to try to sit with them first and buy a drink, then after chatting go for the arriba. Are the lap dances / VIP room and all that other shet in the club worth it or should I just stick to arriba?

Thank you for the wealth of knowledge here. I am hoping my first Tijuana trip goes well. I am hoping to bang around 3-4 girls per day and definitely a perfect 10.

Most of these questions are answered in the forum. I will make a few comments for clarity.

Not sure why you would want to rent a car, especially if your primary mission it to spend time in Tijuana. Parking is expensive. (I don't recommend parking on the street in the border area.) SD has good public transportation to the border and Uber is available. There are some interesting museums and beach areas in SD right on the trolley line. There is a huge shopping mall on the US side of the new border crossing that will have most anything you could want.

Some of the girls speak English. Indeed, I have found a few that are fluent. Most can communicate the basics, especially the services they offer. The meseros often speak enough English that they can translate. Google Translate is your friend. It doesn't hurt to learn a few Spanish phrases before you go: Hello, please, thank you, excuse me.

Street girls tend to be cheap. For a reason; they are mostly wham-bam. If that is your thing, great. And you can negotiate anything with anybody, such as longer sessions with bar girls or street girls.

Health and safety? Wrap it up! Some guys will bare back and have claimed to have no issues. Some girls will offer bare back as a selling point. This is one area where I would never take the risk. OTOH, you are an adult and can make your own decisions. The bar girls are checked monthly. I think the street girls must also have health cards. But if you are on day 29 of her 30-day check, you could be her 100th customer. Likely if you are getting it bare back, others have too. And a health check does not guarantee zero STDs.

Good luck finding a 10. They are there, but I find that the attitude of a 10 makes for a poor session. YMMV.

Read the forums carefully, especially Crime and Safety. Tijuana is reasonably safe, but advice not to get blotto or wander into questionable areas or scams the meseros and rateros pull can be very valuable.

Check out the other clubs. AB has a number of hot girls most days. CC is up-and-coming. (Deja Vu is a total waste of time and money.).

Finally, don't be the Ugly American. At all times, remember that you are a guest in a foreign country where good pay outside the Zone is typically $60/ week. Be polite. Don't flaunt your money, but don't be a Scrooge either. Dollar tips for drinks and other services provided by the male staff is appreciated.

[OneInTheDugOut]

Hong Kong is advertising their bikini contest on March 13. That is a Wednesday. Are these types of events worth going to or is it a waste?

[Captain Solo]

Elizabeth came back to work last night. She's tall, lithe, pretty face with black glasses frame, looking like Jewish, long curly black hair, light skin, no tats, perfectly proportional body with perky, natural B cups, long strong legs, nice tight butt. She's probably early 20's, the perfect package of a beautiful, sexy girl anywhere in the world.

She was dancing on bar Kowloon in black fishnet panties, baring her fine boobs with small pink nips. Lots of guys came over, gave her propinas, hung around admiring her beauty. She was the only one in the club with that obvious popularity. I gave her a couple $ into her panties, whispering "Te amo" into her ears. She was smiling sweetly.

She's very beautiful, nice, sweet, sexy, gentle in bed, treating me like a local, recommended.

[TerOnlyOnce]

Hi everyone,

I will be going on my first trip to HK within the next few weeks. I live in the north east and planning a trip to San Diego for 2 nights specifically to enjoy Tijuana and Hong Kong. I plan to spend a max of about $400 per night. I know the rates are: try for $80 and avoid $100 per session. I plan to stay at hotel Cascades and rent a car in San Diego. Park the car near the border, have fun during the day in San Diego and at night go back to Tijuana to fuck girls and chill in my hotel. Does anyone have advice and tips?

For the hotel can I book it all online? I plan to get the VIP card, will I be able to get that online as well? Best place to park my car in San Diego? Was thinking I could park on some random block near the border and then call an uber there. In terms of prices, how long will an $80 session get me? Is it cheaper to use pesos instead? I plan to try and negotiate in pesos to perhaps save some money. If I really like a certain HK girl can I pay her more to spend more time with me? For example 2-3 hours with me, getting food at Azul, then going to my hotel room to fuck for like 2 rounds if I want that. How would I facilitate something like that? Also, I speak no Spanish whatsoever, will I have a decent time trying to negotiate deals with these girls?

In terms of health and safety, I heard that the HK girls are required to get monthly testing? How safe are these girls in terms of diseases? I know the street girls are probably dirtier, I don't think I will get any street girls simply because I doubt I will find a hot one. If I do want street girls though what is the going price?

Any tips for inside the club? Normally when I go to strip clubs I stand and don't sit because I get immediately hassled to buy drinks. Do you guys recommend walking around, finding the girl that you want to bang and just right away asking for arriba? Or is it better to try to sit with them first and buy a drink, then after chatting go for the arriba. Are the lap dances / VIP room and all that other shet in the club worth it or should I just stick to arriba?

Thank you for the wealth of knowledge here. I am hoping my first Tijuana trip goes well. I am hoping to bang around 3-4 girls per day and definitely a perfect 10.

[The Tall Man]

One of these girls, who still works at HK, wanted to spend the afternoon and night together. I declined because I had a date with someone else that night. Well, I'm not sure how she supposedly misunderstood "No". She started hounding me on WhatsApp, shows up at my hotel, etc. After I told her, again, it wasn't going to happen, then she said 'I'm going back to work. ' Ok, have fun. Then, she tells me HK fined her $400 for being late and wants me to give her $400. LOL First, the miscommunication was not my fault. Then she tells me she had to give them her rent money so she can be let back in to work and now she doesn't have rent money. Second, she thinks I'm buying this story. LOL Weeks later, she is still blowing up WhatsApp. 'Come back, I want to see you'. Sadly, this girl was alot of fun.

I share not to poke fun at her. But to highlight the stories these girls make up. That is only part of the lies she's told. Sadly. I'm sure some suckers fall for these stories, thinking with the wrong head.

I'm just hoping she's long gone before my next visit.

That is a great read and I believe every bit of it as I spend much time in Medellin Colombia and let me tell you the drama that these chicas have is off the charts, hehehehe I think there the best, but so true the shit they come up with AND they really truly believe that we buy it.

The Tall Man.