Zurich

[Sirioja]

You say Swiss administration gives a bad image because you got caught speeding and got a big fine. Yes, the speeding fines are very tough, but they are applied the same to everybody, tourist or Swiss.

I live in Switzerland for many years and I judge Swiss administration differently. The country runs efficiently on low taxes, it is safe and it is one of the countries with the least amount of corruption in the world, on par with the Scandinavian countries.

I think the high speeding fines work, I got caught exactly once, since then I am very careful when driving.

I was never caught, just radars on car, so no proof I was the driver, so Swiss don't respect international laws and rights: never caught, so I'm innocent, so they robbed my life and money. Of course, I will claim about this to all I know and French embassy. When you drive from Basel to Geneva at night, at 120 km / h, you have big risk to feel asleep and to crash, when I drive about 80/90 000 kms per year, mostly at night, I have a bit of experience in Belgium, NL, Germany, Austria, Italy and Switzerland, and was never arrested in overspeed, just controlled on border.

[FastMdSter]

One of my pussy bucket list items was to check out Aphrodisia and see if it is worth double Globe prices. I will write up my Globe experience shortly and then compare the two. In the meantime here is the scoop on Aphrodisia.

Rolled up around 10 and like a lot of these clubs it is very discreet from the street. Uber guy dropped me off but I had to poke around a bit to find it. It is in fact at the pin but only identified by two massive wooden doors. Push your way in and you will see another door labeled Aphrodisia.

Upon arrival a hostess greets me in the hall and explains the process and prices (yes it's 280 a half! But it scales better. 380 for 45 minutes is the best deal. 500 an hour). On your right is another door where you enter the club. And wow. I mean wow. This was a Thursday night and there must have been 30 girls and maybe 5-6 guys. I was stunned how many girls there were and they were all slim and pretty.

The club has an unusual format. No cover and the drinks are free. You could literally come in have a few drinks and leave if you don't like the merch. This is highly unlikely. The place this is most like is Manhattan bar in Shanghai. There are tons of girls and they all eyes on you. It's very unusual if you are used to being the last picked for gym class.

Great report.

I visit Aphro every time I visit Zurich a long with globe. You mentioned the key point, you have to have everything discussed prior to the room because they are essentially independent contractors and not governed like at Globe.

That being said, you can negotiate much more than at globe for wider services. The girls are looking for a bigger cash amount than volume it appears.

Take out is also much easier.

[PaulInZurich]

.. but Swiss administration give a really bad image of their country: rich who try to robb innocent tourists when no proof I was the driver, or immigrants who don t have enough money to pay a train ticket. ... Not finished yet with Swiss administration.

You say Swiss administration gives a bad image because you got caught speeding and got a big fine. Yes, the speeding fines are very tough, but they are applied the same to everybody, tourist or Swiss.

I live in Switzerland for many years and I judge Swiss administration differently. The country runs efficiently on low taxes, it is safe and it is one of the countries with the least amount of corruption in the world, on par with the Scandinavian countries.

I think the high speeding fines work, I got caught exactly once, since then I am very careful when driving.

[Sirioja]

I agree 45 mn, if I understood well, if we are able to seduce in bed the girl, can last to nearly 1 hour, for 380 , seem to be the best deal to have enough time to make her feel to be a woman and then get back from her will to give back. I wish for such expensive rate, girls are pretty with classy behavior, but no DFK which mean for me not GFE, don t worth such expensive rate, when I can have a full GFE classy and some full GFE at Globe and even full GFE in Germany kissing with passion, asking me to make them cum, then: now it s your turn for pleasure, for 50 € per 30 mn, 100 € for 1 full GFE hour, or 150 for 1 h30.

[Steve 9696]

One of my pussy bucket list items was to check out Aphrodisia and see if it is worth double Globe prices. I will write up my Globe experience shortly and then compare the two. In the meantime here is the scoop on Aphrodisia.

Rolled up around 10 and like a lot of these clubs it is very discreet from the street. Uber guy dropped me off but I had to poke around a bit to find it. It is in fact at the pin but only identified by two massive wooden doors. Push your way in and you will see another door labeled Aphrodisia.

Upon arrival a hostess greets me in the hall and explains the process and prices (yes it's 280 a half! But it scales better. 380 for 45 minutes is the best deal. 500 an hour). On your right is another door where you enter the club. And wow. I mean wow. This was a Thursday night and there must have been 30 girls and maybe 5-6 guys. I was stunned how many girls there were and they were all slim and pretty.

The club has an unusual format. No cover and the drinks are free. You could literally come in have a few drinks and leave if you don't like the merch. This is highly unlikely. The place this is most like is Manhattan bar in Shanghai. There are tons of girls and they all eyes on you. It's very unusual if you are used to being the last picked for gym class. ;-)

The girls are not allowed to approach so it's a very chill vibe. I found a spot on the couch and chatted up a fellow compatriot who had been before. It was a nice conversation but before long we waived over a dark haired Romanian hottie in a black Danskin. She sat between us and we both chatted her up a bit. I was tempted but we both moved on.

Eventually I settled on Aurelia. An unbelievably pretty German girl. A solid 9 in and out of her clothes. We went upstairs. The rooms are very nice with 12 foot ceilings and a big king bed in a large room. Showered across the hall while she took the money downstairs. Clothes were shed and we had a very pleasant if unspectacular time. We did all the usual stuff but I can't recall the exact sequence (give me a break. I've fucked 5 girls in the last 24 hours and I am in pussy fog!)

Her kissing was light and she does not BLS or I would have repeated. Great pussy fit, in both doggie and Mish which is rare for me, so that is a big plus. And the kisses were sweet and lovely, just not as passionate as I prefer. We finished about 20 minutes in but no rush to leave. Shared a cigarette on the bed and just chatted for a while. Nice relaxed mood.

Even though the sex was nothing to write home about there is a classiness to the in room interaction. Very sweet and professional and at the end where I had left the CH20 change she said "don't forget your money" rather than "a tip for me?” Just a classy feel throughout.

Went back down and cruised a bit more. By now (midnight?) there are 5-10 more guys in the club and more girls also. Really quite packed. Met another nice local chap and we talked about how important connection is to the whole affair. I chatted with one very pretty girl. Just my type but when I talked about how much I like to kiss I could tell it's not her thing. So I moved on. (I'm getting better at this!

After cruising a bit but becoming concerned about picking a mediocre BJ and light kisser for round two, one of the guys suggested I check with the handler. So I went and chatted with her And she went off to find my girl. I only specified "loves kissing and has brown eyes". She came back with a real slim beauty -- Saskia. Don't know how I missed her.

Same ritual upstairs with shower and pay. Then a really nice GFE session. BJ was quite good though again lacking BLS but the kissing had an authentic feel. Really nice. We had some quite good 69. She is very slim but has quite meaty pussy lips. I'd not DATYed that before and it was really quite nice. We had to go to a hand job lotion finish, which speaks a little to her solid but not spectacular BJ but really a very nice session -- 45 minutes at 380. I took her WhatsApp contact deets. Nice girl. Would repeat.

So that is Aphrodisia. Expensive yes. Pretty girls yes. Classy yes. Sex pretty good based on two samples. All in all a fun experience if you have money to burn and like the "bar pickup" simulated experience. Would repeat but only for the variety.

NB: To both girls credit Id forgotten to take my Vitamin V and they kept me hard and engaged throughout.

[Sirioja]

I'm really sorry that you have such a bad picture of Switzerland because of that. Driving too fast in Switzerland is not a good idea. Not only for foreigners, also for Swiss citizens. Depending on the overspeed they take your driver's license immediately. And also depens on the overspeed or if they catched you once / twice bevor you can wait a long time to get it back. And it's very expensive.

I do not know the current numbers. But a few years ago, the city of Zurich has 80 millions CHF in its annual budget as revenue from speed tickets, parking tickets and so on. Alone in the city of Zurich. Car drivers in Switzerland are cash cows for the administration.

I advice every one who drives in Switzerland to watch the speed limit. Even if it sucks to drive 120 on the highway during the night if you are more or less alone on the road.

Since I was a kid, I always loved Switzerland, land of ski and white chocolate, I spent most of my holidays for 9 years there all over Wallis, had many Swiss girlfriends during my holidays and a real girlfriend living in Neufchatel for a bit more than 1 year, being invited in their family and she came to me to visit Paris, so I know Swiss people are friendly and welcoming, but Swiss justice and polizei are just a shame and robbers. Switzerland is a rich country but they try to steal your money or my coyote GPS. I was never arrested driving overspeed, when I drive through Switzerland from Basel to Geneva more than 10 times per year. When You leave Globe to Zurich or Basel, You have radar 80 km / h on autobahn before right curve when no problem, with enough grip to drive 120, later you have radar 60 km / h before left curve to Basel / Bern, maybe they want we turn off engine and push our car?

Switzerland is a beautiful country with wonderful, dreamed mountains: Matterhorn, Jungfrau, Eigger, Munch, for me, but Swiss administration give a really bad image of their country: rich who try to robb innocent tourists when no proof I was the driver, or immigrants who don t have enough money to pay a train ticket. I don t need Switzerland for my life, just for pleasures, a bit killing pleasures, when I prefer to pay little train from Taesch and skipass to Klein Matterhorn for 110 CHF for 1 day = 1 day in jail to pay this cost. Not finished yet with Swiss administration.

[Member #4629]

From 8 yo to 16 yo, I spent nearly 2 months per year in Wallis, Swiss taught me ski. Born in Paris, always living in Paris, my passion for ski was born in Saas Fee, Crans Montana and Zinal, it was before I discovered few years ago the extreme Verbier, even more extreme than La Grave La Meije, where you don't know what may happen when you go for some run, so I have no problem with Swiss, but now I m registered by Zurich Kantonpoliizei with photos, fingers and hands print, maybe ADN? But even I was treated like a criminal because refusing to get fucked when less than 350 CHF for overspeed on radars but more than 1100 CHF for justice charge, I m not registered as criminal and still could get a job in Zurich, but I don't plan to, because as I told to police immigration, Switzerland is much too small for me, I don't need Switzerland to live, just for pleasure, but worst than 3 jails even I stayed less than 1 hour in Meilin South Zurich, 6 days refusing to eat, insulting them, but they killed my kid eyes which looked at Switzerland with love. Now I plan only my free ride final in Verbier, all around to Gran San Bernardino, this is my home, my mountains. Maybe I could also be attracted to return to Kate.

I'm really sorry that you have such a bad picture of Switzerland because of that. Driving too fast in Switzerland is not a good idea. Not only for foreigners, also for Swiss citizens. Depending on the overspeed they take your driver's license immediately. And also depens on the overspeed or if they catched you once / twice bevor you can wait a long time to get it back. And it's very expensive.

I do not know the current numbers. But a few years ago, the city of Zurich has 80 millions CHF in its annual budget as revenue from speed tickets, parking tickets and so on. Alone in the city of Zurich. Car drivers in Switzerland are cash cows for the administration.

I advice every one who drives in Switzerland to watch the speed limit. Even if it sucks to drive 120 on the highway during the night if you are more or less alone on the road.

[Sirioja]

From 8 yo to 16 yo, I spent nearly 2 months per year in Wallis, Swiss taught me ski. Born in Paris, always living in Paris, my passion for ski was born in Saas Fee, Crans Montana and Zinal, it was before I discovered few years ago the extreme Verbier, even more extreme than La Grave La Meije, where you don't know what may happen when you go for some run, so I have no problem with Swiss, but now I m registered by Zurich Kantonpoliizei with photos, fingers and hands print, maybe ADN? But even I was treated like a criminal because refusing to get fucked when less than 350 CHF for overspeed on radars but more than 1100 CHF for justice charge, I m not registered as criminal and still could get a job in Zurich, but I don't plan to, because as I told to police immigration, Switzerland is much too small for me, I don't need Switzerland to live, just for pleasure, but worst than 3 jails even I stayed less than 1 hour in Meilin South Zurich, 6 days refusing to eat, insulting them, but they killed my kid eyes which looked at Switzerland with love. Now I plan only my free ride final in Verbier, all around to Gran San Bernardino, this is my home, my mountains. Maybe I could also be attracted to return to Kate.

I forgot my main plan: On last year I missed my extreme final in Verbier because Mont Gelé lift was closed on 21 April, so on this year, I want 2 finals on 1 day with twice the 2 runs on Verbier face + run on Tortin face which can t compete because only snow, no rocks, no ice + Mont Fort just below the lift where extreme climbing, will see for bec des Rosses side. I will enter Switzerland through mountains, but my first plan is to put a complaint versus Switzerland administration because according to European rights, they are wrong to write me in German when they know with my car, I m French, they put somebody innocent in jail because they never arrested me driving overspeed, just radars on the car, they also robbed my coyote which is GPS technology, no detection wave and penalty about this is not finished yet. Can t accept such shameful administration, shame for beautiful mountains with 30 more than 4000 meters high peaks around Saas Fee and Zermatt. Switzerland feed my passion for ski, real religion in Wallis, but I will never let such shameful mafia fucking me.

[Sirioja]

Ya lahwy, in all countries you will find bits and pieces of xenophobia, but Switzerland is at the worse end of the spectrum. My comments don't apply to the better half of the population, they are cool, they are the people who made the country rich in the first place. But the worse half, they are essentially smug superior hillbillies who will look down on you from their mountainous retreats: it doesn't matter if you are a Somali refugee or a New York banker, if you are not Swiss they are going to throw the rule book at you as soon as they see their chance.

From 8 yo to 16 yo, I spent nearly 2 months per year in Wallis, Swiss taught me ski. Born in Paris, always living in Paris, my passion for ski was born in Saas Fee, Crans Montana and Zinal, it was before I discovered few years ago the extreme Verbier, even more extreme than La Grave La Meije, where you don't know what may happen when you go for some run, so I have no problem with Swiss, but now I m registered by Zurich Kantonpoliizei with photos, fingers and hands print, maybe ADN? But even I was treated like a criminal because refusing to get fucked when less than 350 CHF for overspeed on radars but more than 1100 CHF for justice charge, I m not registered as criminal and still could get a job in Zurich, but I don't plan to, because as I told to police immigration, Switzerland is much too small for me, I don't need Switzerland to live, just for pleasure, but worst than 3 jails even I stayed less than 1 hour in Meilin South Zurich, 6 days refusing to eat, insulting them, but they killed my kid eyes which looked at Switzerland with love. Now I plan only my free ride final in Verbier, all around to Gran San Bernardino, this is my home, my mountains. Maybe I could also be attracted to return to Kate.

[Polyamorist]

They even put in jail when people don't pay train ticket. Switzerland may be rich, but Swiss administration is just ridiculous shame.

Ya lahwy, in all countries you will find bits and pieces of xenophobia, but Switzerland is at the worse end of the spectrum. My comments don't apply to the better half of the population, they are cool, they are the people who made the country rich in the first place. But the worse half, they are essentially smug superior hillbillies who will look down on you from their mountainous retreats: it doesn't matter if you are a Somali refugee or a New York banker, if you are not Swiss they are going to throw the rule book at you as soon as they see their chance.

[Sebastiane]

Yes, the Fuck You on the back of the thighs is the giveaway! Great. Worth returning to Zurich ASAP.

She might be a great performer and a great body but that many tattoos is a big turn off. Having said that I won't judge till I see her in reality.

[Ecivelum]

Definitely looks like her ass in the pictures.

Yes, the Fuck You on the back of the thighs is the giveaway! Great. Worth returning to Zurich ASAP.

[Belbo]

Mandy is gone from Aphro. Was it the review here that did her in? Man, she looked so hot. Polish women are grade-A meat while young. It would have been nice to have saved the bad review for later? Now what? Are there any good-looking in Aphro?

Mandy is not gone, is still on the list of girls and she will be tentatively back at the end of February. I am sure that a bad review is not a reason to kick her out for the motivations explained in my previous posts; the market will kick her out if she is not up to the expectations.

My guess is that she'll be around for a while, because her great body will make here visible and attracts customers (physical presence helps a lot the girl, in a club where they can not approach a customer). In the long terms, if she does not improve her performances, she may have problems.

Personally I never write negative posts about one specific girl, even if some of them were so impolite and arrogant that they would deserve it; I never forget that they are young girls who do a stressful jobs with their human weaknesses, and human relationships implies sometimes frictions (which means, it can be also my fault or I have to accept that the girl finds in me something she deeply dislikes).

There are two things which I never do and find totally inappropriate in a forum like that; disclose specific details or small secrets about a special relation I may have with a girl (a gentleman never boasts his conquest LOL) or write a tough post against a girl as a revenge, only because I am frustrated by a bad session or her impolite behaviour.

[Maxime]

I just checked the daily plan of Club Aphrodisia and it seems to me that Lana (Ex-Globe, 180 cm) now works there. Can somebody confirm that?

Was few times with her in Globe, and yes, this is definitely the same Lana. A real powergirl in the room (or elsewhere). Normally don't like tattoos, but with her length and attitude it sometimes is too appealing.

[Sirioja]

I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. (Am not saying you are my worst enemy. Maybe 37th.).

"If they stripped me naked and threw me in prison I'd spit on my finger and paint on the walls. " - Pablo Picasso.

Or in your case, make a long list of the "classy level woman behavior" traits you seek in a ho and keep telling your jailers you are better than them at wooing such girls. Eventually they will get it and stop trying to cramp your spirit.

Note that in Germany, for historical reasons, it is forbidden to ask police officers if they are members of the (largely defunct) National Socialist Party. However, no such restrictions on free inquiry exist in Switzerland. It's kind of a loophole so fire away..

Germany don't put in jail for overspeed, furthermore when you were never arrested for overspeed in Switzerland so they have no proof you were the driver even the car owner, but Swiss justice don't mind because Swiss justice don't respect your rights when you are still innocent as long no proof you are guilty. When you refuse to pay and I will always, again to come for coyote they stole me, even only GPS technology, no wave to detect radars, then they treat you like a real criminal, you are with someone who sell all drugs, even heroine, to so many Swiss junkies looking for, but they can read in my room my writings about how shameful mafia they are, trying to steal your money, if you resist, stealing your life. They even put in jail when people don't pay train ticket. Switzerland may be rich, but Swiss administration is just ridiculous shame. Aarau and Zurich police jails seemed quite empty, can't say for Meilin one because I think they were tired of me and my insults when I was moved to third prison, they spent so much for me even I refused their foods, but I'm not immigrant, I don't need Switzerland for my life, just Verbier where I can wait them to free ride Mont Gelé down to Verbier side, Globe and maybe Aphro I was on the way when controlled on Rheinfelden border. I m not sure I will return to spend my money in very expensive Zermatt, even quite complicated to reach, but I will go now on Breuil. It side which is more interesting for ski and carabinieri don't put in jail for radars. Italian or French or German jails would not be enough, when Swiss seem empty.

Behind the wonderful mountains where I learned to ski in Saas Fee, dreaming when seeing Bernadette Zurbriggen, with more than 30 more than 4000 m high around, unique in Alps, a shameful administration, if You are strong enough, I know now why my long time friend Isabella now working at Globe is afraid of them, but try to resist to this shame. Usual rate is about being stolen 1 day for 100 CHF saved. If You are sent to underground with no window, isolated room, because You make them too big problems, seem higher rate for these days. Just a shame.