Hong Kong Club Reports

**ClamSlammer** · 02-12-19 13:22

Originally Posted by Muncher8888 [View Original Post]

Why are they fucking you? And why would they turn down money from you even if you offered?

Bear in mind I am not questioning your truthfulness, rather since you brought it to the board it begets the question.

If I told all the stories I had to tell, I'd be run off this board accused of being a grand liar. I'm just going to say we all have our special talents. My talent just happens to be I'm good at charming Mexican putas. And they won't take my money because they know I'll drop them if they do.

**Bruno562** · 02-12-19 04:01

Just wanted to share a bit of a bad experience and warn you guys. Went to HK last Sunday and got bait & switched by a purple haired 24 yr old going by Celeste. Pickings were slim and all my regular girls are still out of town. I was about to call it a night when I spotted what looked like a winner. I bought her a ficha and even though she was sort of cold, I took her upstairs. As we always say, I should've gone with my gut but she has great fakies & I was horny. In the room, she wanted money upfront, then spent 15 min in the bathroom before she came out acting like a nun on her period. Did every trick in the book to prevent me from fucking her. I ended up just leaving her there and going back downstairs. I talked to the mgr who knows me and could tell I wasn't lying. She tried to refuse but he made her give $50 back and he gave me a free VIP card. It all worked out but I wouldn't want the same to happen to any of you. I've been coming to HK for over 9 years and never had a problem with anyone. I'm 36, fit and decent looking. This puta tried to scam the wrong gringo. I guess she did get away with $40 but I doubt it worked out the way she had planned. Happy hunting.

**Juan Carter** · 02-11-19 21:39

Originally Posted by Voyageur1969 [View Original Post]

Has anybody seen anything like this? Was it just a pile of bull that the writer was making up? The way he reported his episodes with the crack and the police sounded far fetched, like he was trying to sound much more macho than he actually is. Opinions?

I don't know about Tijuana, I haven't been in years. Many years ago in Juarez I saw a show with a woman having sex with a dog. I suppose it possible that somewhere there are still dog an pony shows. It is certainly no big deal to see live sex shows, they have them frequently at swinger clubs in Guadalajara and in CDMX and often are open to single males one night a week and with access to the "dark room" where you can participate. The gangbangs at the Erotika sex shop in Mexico City are $150 (pesos, gabacho) to participate or $100 to just observe. I don't know about Tijuana.

**Muncher8888** · 02-11-19 21:19

Originally Posted by ClamSlammer [View Original Post]

I've never been a customer to a HK chica in my life. And I've fucked a decent amount of them. My chicas wouldn't take money from me even if I offered.

Why are they fucking you? And why would they turn down money from you even if you offered?

Bear in mind I am not questioning your truthfulness, rather since you brought it to the board it begets the question.

**ScottHall** · 02-11-19 12:20

Met a nut job named Isabella the other night. Might have been a 6.5 at best, cute spinner with some acne blemish. But a cute girl nonetheless. She sits next to me, one thing leads to another and she's all over me. I'm fine with that, I tip her a couple. And eventually she started using her own money to tip the other dancers. She pulled out a 20 of her own to start tipping. She was making out with the girls, sucking their tits, shoving her face in their crotches as they danced. The spectacle went on for a couple hours, bought her several fichas of course. Weird girl, but she gave me a wild time. Didn't care to take her upstairs but she's probably down for anything.

**DramaFree11** · 02-11-19 02:13

Originally Posted by Scudrucker [View Original Post]

Holy moly, I did not know they were still doing the camera thing. Nuts to that, that's got to be for a younger crowd and showoffs.

Sr.

I did not know this either, but there is cameras all over HK, that we do not see, so always remember big brother is watching.

**Scudrucker** · 02-10-19 23:27

Originally Posted by Asting [View Original Post]

The camera guy that charged $5 for a pic of you and a girl in a compromising position is still there.

Holy moly, I did not know they were still doing the camera thing. Nuts to that, that's got to be for a younger crowd and showoffs.

Sr.

**Captain Solo** · 02-10-19 21:34

To Aviator.

I have seen a few guys invited onto the stage for the foam show. Way too much pressure with dozens guys sitting around the stage with their eyes and noses at crotches' level; none could raise erection hehe. The girls would hump guys's limp dicks, but penetration never happened, just not possible.

Top girls would never do foam show, only second-tiered. You would be watching a few chunky girls covered in foam, slithering on stage. I agree with you; the show gets boring after a while. Spinner America did it once, sucking, slurping on her partner's crotch, humping a long double-ended dildo. I asked her if she were lesbian and liked girls. She was smiling shyly, saying she had to do it because she needed money.

The foam cover up the girls' sexy assets and feminie curves on their bodies. Not much left to look at. The now-defunct Hollywood Tropicana had shows with girls slathered with clear oil, wrestling on stage every night. Watching naked girls squirming with their wet, glistening skin was a big turn on. That show used to be a must see for Japanese tourists. I suggest HK get rid of the foam and use clear oil or gel for its show, far more beautiful and erotic. Somebody should mention that to HK's owner when he's not too busy doing up-close, personal quality control of his inventory hehe.

**Asting** · 02-10-19 21:04

Anything can happen if you tipped enough money on the stage shows. Personally, I'm only interested in the stage show if I like the performers and get a 'bang' on my buck. Haha!

**Captain Solo** · 02-10-19 19:17

Went down with a bro Saturday night, arriving about 8:30. The club was packed with guys. There were lots of hot, new girls, along with the well-known top tiers. Hong Kong is a lot more sexy and exciting on weekends.

All top girls were there, Elizabeth, Sasha, Yselle, Lydia. Lydia is back packing just a little more weight, filling out her body with the sexiest feminine curves. With her pretty face, no tats, beautiful natural body, she gets my vote as the hottest girl in HK. Lots of new fresh pretty young girls. The talents are way better than weeknights. I regret not having more ammos to bag all of them hehe.

Guys were rainng green propinas a few times to strippers on stage and dancers on bar. Must be a new Chinese New Year tradition invented in Mexico's strip clubs hehe. A few regulars seem to live in HK every night, sitting with the Chinese-looking Zulma, tipping meseros $20 bills. The girls were very impressed with Mr. Jeff Bozos. Hehe.

Star fish Fatima, formerly of hotel Garcia, is now working in HK, hiding in the dark near the front door. She's so plain and smells sweaty, never seemed to do much business on the street. Don't see how she can survive in HK.

Had a fun, sexy night partying.

**Asting** · 02-10-19 19:10

Originally Posted by Scudrucker [View Original Post]

I should add to that last report that the video mentioned happened quite some time ago. They also show meseros going around with cameras that charged 5 dollars for a pic of you and a girl in a compromising position. This no longer happens for good reasons so they may have tamed down the guest invites on stage.

The camera guy that charged $5 for a pic of you and a girl in a compromising position is still there.

**Dcrist0527** · 02-10-19 19:05

Originally Posted by Scudrucker [View Original Post]

I should add to that last report that the video mentioned happened quite some time ago. They also show meseros going around with cameras that charged 5 dollars for a pic of you and a girl in a compromising position. This no longer happens for good reasons so they may have tamed down the guest invites on stage.

Perhaps others could comment on this. I would like to know some of the changes over the years. I was there last year when they were installing subs under the stairs. Music and everything went along as jackhammers wailed on the wall. I sat at the bar and watched as the workers were sneaking glances at the girls without getting caught. Kinda funny. Nothing much else to do after breakfast.

Sr.

I'll add to this.

First, I enjoy the shows. I don't watch to feel like I'm watching a show. I think most of the time, the girls are just in a fun, flirty mood. I would never be the fool to get on that stage.

Believe it or not, yes I saw a brief 20-30 second full on sex in a show. It shocked me because it was unexpected. This was within the last 12 months. But generally, I think they refrain from going that far.

And on my last two visits, I was approached by photographers while sitting with a girl. No way that's happening! I don't see what good can come out of that. So curious how they make money on that.

**Dcrist0527** · 02-10-19 18:40

Originally Posted by ClamSlammer [View Original Post]

This puta is treating you like an absolute fool. Typical liar but the amount she's attempting to steal is substantial. Her story changes from $400 to "rent money. " She's got to think you're the biggest idiot on Earth if she's attempting to bamboozle you with this obvious bullshit. Just block her on Whatapp in order to send her a message that you will be having none of it.

She may think I'm the biggest idiot. I pretty much called her on her crap on WhatsApp this week. Told her I'll come visit her at her house. (Guadalajara) then she admits oh, no I'm still in Tijuana. Lies and more lies. Not that I had any intention of going to see her. But just wanted to bust her on another lie. Really going to be funny to see her at HK soon (Moved my next trip up.).

**Scudrucker** · 02-10-19 15:11

I should add to that last report that the video mentioned happened quite some time ago. They also show meseros going around with cameras that charged 5 dollars for a pic of you and a girl in a compromising position. This no longer happens for good reasons so they may have tamed down the guest invites on stage.

Perhaps others could comment on this. I would like to know some of the changes over the years. I was there last year when they were installing subs under the stairs. Music and everything went along as jackhammers wailed on the wall. I sat at the bar and watched as the workers were sneaking glances at the girls without getting caught. Kinda funny. Nothing much else to do after breakfast.

Sr.

**Scudrucker** · 02-10-19 13:28

I like the sex shows. It reminds you of just how outrageous the place can be. Last time I saw a show like that was in Amsterdam and you paid just for the show with 3 drink minimum. A guy dressed up as batman swung thru the crowd on a rope, landed on stage and had sex with a girl on stage. Amsterdam can be weird.

As far as afternoons, they can be less crowded and you have more time for 1 0 n 1 with the girls. There is less girls but less guys too. When I travel I hang around the zone so you get to know the clubs in the day.

Daytime is more relaxed with meseros selling 2 for 1 beers on the street and the mesero at Glorias telling you to come in and see his sister.

He spoke perfect English and enough trips around the block, it became a running joke. I finally went in. He introduced me to the girls. I bought a drink for a girl and we danced a long time.

Certainly different but it passed the afternoon. Lerss crowds means hungrier girls.

P.S. There is a video that shows a guy on stage and the girls attempting to have sex with him so it definitely happens.

Sr.