Hanoi

[MutantChicken]

Hey guys,

Looking for some hot tips for some quality boom boom time. I'll be heading out to Thailand (Pattaya / Bangkok) and then onto Vietnam (Hanoi) from this weekend. I have a one week break to explore SEA whilst on a month long business trip in HK. Any dark skinned, mixed blood Kendall Jenner types most welcome.

There is so much reading to go through in a short period of time. So anyone kind enough to compile an adult Tripadvisor version of the top 5 to 10 attractions for Hanoi with associated prices would be greatly appreciated.

Many thanks.

Howie.

If you are too busy to read the thread for your own benefit, I'm sure most people are just too busy to compile a summary for you in which they gain zero benefit, kindness aside.

[Howie]

Hey guys,

Looking for some hot tips for some quality boom boom time. I'll be heading out to Thailand (Pattaya / Bangkok) and then onto Vietnam (Hanoi) from this weekend. I have a one week break to explore SEA whilst on a month long business trip in HK. Any dark skinned, mixed blood Kendall Jenner types most welcome.

There is so much reading to go through in a short period of time. So anyone kind enough to compile an adult Tripadvisor version of the top 5 to 10 attractions for Hanoi with associated prices would be greatly appreciated.

Many thanks.

Howie.

[David Cohen]

Thanks. Although I'm honestly looking for something straightforward. I'm really really not looking for an hour massage or some other random stuff added on. All of that is a waste of money for me. I personally prefer things like walk-up brothels or similar. You go in, have sex for a certain amount of time, pay, and that's it. I've done a couple of massages and it's not really my thing. The worst are the ones that only end in a HJ.

OK then I think you better to to Bo Xay Dung, Hai Phong, 300 K, suck, fuck and go all inclusive. You can take the bus from Hanoi to there, cost is not much and you can have lot of fun.

[IAmTrout]

I guess you are into the bottom barrel stuff, blow and go, it cost about $15-30 ticket / tip included at those places, but you get what you pay for, dirty places, beds are separated by curtains, you can hear exactly what the other guys doing. Those area are extra high risk with STD. So pay extra attention and get yourself checked too.

Thanks. Although I'm honestly looking for something straightforward. I'm really really not looking for an hour massage or some other random stuff added on. All of that is a waste of money for me. I personally prefer things like walk-up brothels or similar. You go in, have sex for a certain amount of time, pay, and that's it. I've done a couple of massages and it's not really my thing. The worst are the ones that only end in a HJ.

[MutantChicken]

I guess you are into the bottom barrel stuff, blow and go, it cost about $15-30 ticket / tip included at those places, but you get what you pay for, dirty places, beds are separated by curtains, you can hear exactly what the other guys doing. Those area are extra high risk with STD. So pay extra attention and get yourself checked too.

Try 150 k-200 k for bjs, where are you getting 15-30 usd.

[KevinLeung88]

Thanks I also found this place after reading reviews here and other blogs, seem decent reviews and new. So I checked it out last week, around 5 pm, not very busy but there were some customers come in and out, both locals and tourists.

I opted for the VIP package which is 60 minutes. They gave me a very nice room, and clean and it also had a big mirror on the ceiling, which is a nice touch.

First lady came in, not to my liking, I asked for another, then another girl came in with beautiful face and curvy but not fat body (to me). She told me her name was Ngoc with her broken English. Good enough.

Service I got: Sauna, jacuzi, she helped me taking bath, washed my hair, clean my junior, gave me a HJ then we moved onto the massage bed. She gave me a quick decent massage then onto the Nuru body slide with oil, her skill was awesome, I came after a series of combination HJ, BBBJ and I played with her pussy for a bit.

Also, it was my first time I see my self sucked and slided over by a nice ladies. Won't be easy to forget.

Took another shower and left with a smile. Paid with my visa card, total about 53 USD including Tip.

Have fun and be safe guys!!

Thanks for your review, now I know this place, it is not far from my my hotel. I've been here for 2 weeks and checked out some places but there are not as clean. Cleanliness is very important to me.

My experience was great overall. Here is some more details:

First I found the manager's number in the ads, then I texted her via Zalo for some information, and direction.

Upon arrival, I am impressed it is a big tall building, like 10 stories tall. Which has beer club, restaurant, cafe and even Karaoke KTV, and massage parlor. It is like a big entertainment all in one shop, so you can come in and you can eat, you can drink, you can sing, and you can have a massage and a happy ending, all within this building..

[David Cohen]

FYI I've been cruising around on my bike and every single one of these places here seem to no longer be in existence:

https://afarangabroad.com/blowjob-bars-in-hanoi/

There is a string of BJ places along this road, between these two points:

https://goo.gl/maps/caJNgf8iwGL2

Down south to.

https://goo.gl/maps/1HEd7EkerrQ2

There are about 10. I did not see any more beyond these two points.

There is also one random BJ place here:

https://goo.gl/maps/ayeQcrbWL8v

There is also a random one here with curtains covering everything. I don't know what they provide, FS or just BJ.

https://goo.gl/maps/Qqw5gwLqoRz

The BJ places are really easy to identify. It's a small shop front with the garage door rolled up. The inside has purple lighting and there are always several women sitting inside and sometimes a man sitting outside. I didn't partake at any of them though.

I guess you are into the bottom barrel stuff, blow and go, it cost about $15-30 ticket / tip included at those places, but you get what you pay for, dirty places, beds are separated by curtains, you can hear exactly what the other guys doing. Those area are extra high risk with STD. So pay extra attention and get yourself checked too.

[IAmTrout]

FYI I've been cruising around on my bike and every single one of these places here seem to no longer be in existence:

https://afarangabroad.com/blowjob-bars-in-hanoi/

There is a string of BJ places along this road, between these two points:

https://goo.gl/maps/caJNgf8iwGL2

Down south to.

https://goo.gl/maps/1HEd7EkerrQ2

There are about 10. I did not see any more beyond these two points.

There is also one random BJ place here:

https://goo.gl/maps/ayeQcrbWL8v

There is also a random one here with curtains covering everything. I don't know what they provide, FS or just BJ.

https://goo.gl/maps/Qqw5gwLqoRz

The BJ places are really easy to identify. It's a small shop front with the garage door rolled up. The inside has purple lighting and there are always several women sitting inside and sometimes a man sitting outside. I didn't partake at any of them though.

[David Cohen]

It will be my first time in Vietnam and I refuse to overpay.

So a couple of basic questions:

- How does one know the ticket price? Other posts have explicitly said NOT to ask for prices, so how are you supposed to know the prices for different establishments?

- It seems common to tip equal to the ticket price, which to me seems incredibly odd. The tip is voluntary, right? If the ticket price is 300 k I can simply pay that and tip absolutely nothing right?

Most reputable place have their price clearly listed and should charge the same price for locals or tourists. IF you don't see price clearly listed, leave, you might in for trouble. There are some places even dangerous for locals. Ie, after the terrible service they will charge you 5 x 10 x the promised price. If you don't pay, there are thugs waiting around there already. Even if you call the police it could be too late. So do your home work, ask around of refer from friends.

- to answer the questions why there are ticket price and mandatory tip.

Ticket price are for the shop owner (rent / heating / cooling / water / cleaning / facilities / protections / employee not ladies / profit) and the Mandatory tips are for the ladies, because they don't get paid at all by the owner / shop. So your tip is their salary, and they live on it. Many shop they have minimum tipping policy is the same as ticket price. Some terrible shop / owner even get a % cut from the ladies' tip to make more money. That means, the girl even have to pay the owner to work there (so they can make money). So sometimes, if you get terrible service / attitude, mostly because the lady don't get paid enough / not happy with with what they are doing / making.

Of course, if you not happy with the service / price, feel free to talk to manager / owner. They might get you discount or something.

- Thats why, sometimes when I go massage in Hanoi, I always ask my locals buddies where they like to go, it could cost a bit more, but I get much better quality time and service, and reduce lot of risks (robs / thef / bad services /.).

[IAmTrout]

It will be my first time in Vietnam and I refuse to overpay.

So a couple of basic questions:

- How does one know the ticket price? Other posts have explicitly said NOT to ask for prices, so how are you supposed to know the prices for different establishments?

- It seems common to tip equal to the ticket price, which to me seems incredibly odd. The tip is voluntary, right? If the ticket price is 300 k I can simply pay that and tip absolutely nothing right?

[David Cohen]

I've been there last week, I came around 12 pm, there were only two girls. I don't know why, but I thought that I will have sex too, but girl told to me that I cannot have sex in this place. Overall massage + HJ was nice but for 1,2 mln dongs, it's way too expensive.

I don't think they ever advertise you can have sex there, also, you came in during Lunar new year, most girls go back hometown (far away) and won't be back until 2 weeks later.

For the price I think they are reasonable because of new facilities, and very clean. But to each his own. If you like to fuck cheap get the girls number on vietnamese sites and call the, m.

[David Cohen]

Hey guys,

How do you contact women on sites like: 'kieunuviet' & 'thiendia', I try, Zalo, WhatsApp, Viber with no results at all, regarding answers from them.

This time of the year, most of them are back in their hometown and won't answer to call / text / zalo. Wait atleast until Feb 10 then try again.

This is the worst time of year (lunar new year), not many selections, also more expensive too.

[David Cohen]

I'm looking for massage + HJ / BBBJ, prefer the girls to be good looking and slender. OK to pay a bit more.

Worried that since it's lunar new year here most good ones are closed for the week.

You are in bad luck, most places will closed until Feb 10 because of lunar new years, the girls will be back to their hometown where they spend sometimes with family.

[Snacker]

I'm looking for massage + HJ / BBBJ, prefer the girls to be good looking and slender. OK to pay a bit more.

Worried that since it's lunar new year here most good ones are closed for the week.

[Lefar123]

Hey guys,

How do you contact women on sites like: 'kieunuviet' & 'thiendia', I try, Zalo, WhatsApp, Viber with no results at all, regarding answers from them.