Pattaya Reports

[Howie]

Hey guys,

Looking for some hot tips for some quality boom boom time. I'll be heading out to Thailand (Pattaya / Bangkok) and then onto Vietnam (Hanoi) from this weekend. I have a one week break to explore SEA whilst on a month long business trip in HK. Any dark skinned, mixed blood Kendall Jenner types most welcome.

Read through 30 plus pages on the Pattaya thread thus far. Will do similar on Bangkok and Hanoi. Some useful nuggets of info from a handful of trip reports. I have Kink and Windmill to check out in Pattaya. Are there any clubs around Jomtien beach worth visiting?

There is so much reading to go through in a short period of time. So anyone kind enough to compile an adult Tripadvisor version of the top 5 to 10 attractions for each location with associated prices would be greatly appreciated.

Many thanks.

Howie.

[Mjen1970]

You do realize most foreigners do not know fish have a head and tail!

Or chicken have a head and feet.

Take a girl with you and get her to do the ordering.

[LittleBigMan]

Not even sure when it opened but I only noticed it tonight. It is across from Iron. When I first walked in it seemed ok. Then with closer inspection I couldn't get out of there quickly enough. Guys who like the quality of girls from Crazy House and Windmill may like it here but not for me.

I wish Pattaya gogo bars would get rid of there so called "models". Other than Palace models are usually older and bigger girls with not so pretty faces. Just because you take off your top you should not be called a "model" with 200 baht lady drinks.

It opened I think 19th of Feb? I was doing a walk heading to Dollhouse and noticed it across from Iron near Soi Diamond. Another small and narrow GoGo, I agree with the Model remarks doesn't it get tiring? I enjoy nudity so I rarely complain if they are big and fat etc I give them credit to having the nerve to take it off completing with slimmer ones on stage to me it tells a lot of a person. Actually, I've had some of the best encounters with the bigger ones my thinking in general " no sex so they are horny as hell? " the majority of the time it comes true? A few months back decided to do a visit to Paradise (LK) not much but I looked up and there was this big girl, not fat but solid body big tits not sagging average face she was smiling at me pointing to her body after her set she walked by smiling again so I brought her a LD, in the end, we had a good romp being on top of her mish reminded me of my old solid mattress back home.

Drinks are expensive and so is he barfine, waitress told me 2000 baht 1500 after midnight, same owner group Chinese Mainland as Yes GoGo, the night I was there it was packed Yes had closed and move all their girls to this new club.

[Banana Boi]

Not even sure when it opened but I only noticed it tonight. It is across from Iron. When I first walked in it seemed ok. Then with closer inspection I couldn't get out of there quickly enough. Guys who like the quality of girls from Crazy House and Windmill may like it here but not for me.

I wish Pattaya gogo bars would get rid of there so called "models". Other than Palace models are usually older and bigger girls with not so pretty faces. Just because you take off your top you should not be called a "model" with 200 baht lady drinks.

[Samkuw]

Frustrated with the mongering scene in India me and my friends landed in Thailand yesterday. Went to soi 6 and started negotiations. 1500 is the asking price for girl + room. Didn't need any bargaining skills to get them to agree for 1200.

The girl I chose was very friendly. She said she was 21 but my guess is 26-28. Showered together and started the deed. Just want to add that most of the girls at soi 6 were on the plump side. Anyways after the initial kissing and tit sucking asked for the BJ. She said she just had a root canal and showed it to me. My mistake that I didn't demand it during negotiations. Anyways it didn't matter because I was having a good time, the reason being I had 2 pegs of Bacardi before leaving the hotel. I could also control my ejaculation because of that. Foreplay included fingering her till I could hear her wetness. The it was WOT followed by grinding sitting face to face. Then lifted her in my arms and banged her for around 2 minutes. Finally it was missionary position to finish it off. There too surprisingly I could hold off for a long time, thanks to Bacardi. After cumming we showered and dressed and went down to the bar. She sat with me chatting on Google translate app for a long time (sadly no one understands even basic English.

My feedback-.

My friends accompanying me too had a good experience.

Though the girls at soi 6 are not drop dead gorgeous they make you happy.

Would I return to the same girl? - yes on my next trip to Pattaya.

Today I'm going to pick a FL from beach Road.

Thank you.

[Dg8787]

If you like seafood so much, you should check out the seafood market in Naklua during the day. You walk around and buy your fresh seafood, then you take it to one of the many stalls outside to cook up for you. Not as expensive as the restaurants in town.

You do realize most foreigners do not know fish have a head and tail!

Or chicken have a head and feet.

[Mr Enternational]

Checked out some beer bars and walked around trying to find the big seafood place for dinner. Didn't find the one we were looking for, but found another one on second road around Soi 11 or so it was ok.

If you like seafood so much, you should check out the seafood market in Naklua during the day. You walk around and buy your fresh seafood, then you take it to one of the many stalls outside to cook up for you. Not as expensive as the restaurants in town.

[Banana Boi]

Back on the couches you get hustled for lady drinks - 180 to 250 baht depending on what she gets, and you can play with her tits and maybe pussy too. But only for about 10 minutes max and they are hustling you for another drink. 100 baht tip for playing with her parts and sent her on her way.

I don't recall any other gogo bar in Pattaya charging different rates for lady drinks other than coyotes are usually 50 baht less than "models" who are topless or nude. You mentioned you were upstairs so weren't all those "Models"?

I've also never heard a gogo bar in Pattaya charging 250 baht for a lady drink, especially not in budget conscious LK Metro. You should try some of the other high mileage gogo bars in Pattaya for prettier skanky girls because I was at Kink downstairs twice this week and it scared me when they lowered the stage and I had to even look at the "models" from upstairs.

You mentioned you were with a very experienced monger. Why didn't he tell you that you were being hustled having to buy drinks for girls every 10 minutes and that you needed to tip them 100 baht to touch them. Neither is true. I have NEVER had to tip a girl extra to feel them up. 3 to 4 drinks maximum per hour is the right pace to keep a girl there all night.

Marine Seafood is ok and inexpensive. Located on one of the side sois off Walking Street near Peppermint gogo. http://www.bangkok.com/pattaya/pattaya-top10s/top10-seafood-restaurants.htm

Not criticizing you I'm appreciative of some actual gogo bar reviews. Just trying to help you save some cash.

[Dive Monger]

Met up with wingmen. One very experienced monger and one newbie in full thrash. Checked out some beer bars and walked around trying to find the big seafood place for dinner. Didn't find the one we were looking for, but found another one on second road around Soi 11 or so it was ok. Headed to Kink in LK, second floor. Pretty wild full contact, acrobatics fully nude onstage, pussy eating at stage side if you are into that sort of public thing, etc. Back on the couches you get hustled for lady drinks - 180 to 250 baht depending on what she gets, and you can play with her tits and maybe pussy too. But only for about 10 minutes max and they are hustling you for another drink. 100 baht tip for playing with her parts and sent her on her way. Some big tits up there, but most of the girls are pretty chunky. Too zaftig for my tastes. My one beer plus 1 lady drink 330 baht. So. Expensive but fun for an occasional experience. There were some wild guys there throwing handfuls of 20's onto the stage to watch the bimbo scrum. About every half hour or so the stage drops down to the fully clothed first floor and all the girls do a sodtcore lesbian show for 10 minutes and then it rises back up for the naughty play upstairs. We went out of there after less than an hour in the interest of staying reasonably solvent, and headed out to the rest of LK to prowl for evening company.

To be continued.

[Dive Monger]

Ok guys, I figure this better write these as I go along since when I leave it to after I return home it seems it never gets written. So pardon brevity and spelling mistakes I'm doing this using my phone in a Soi 13 bar whilst the staff is cleaning the used rubbers and stained sheets in my room LOL.

Arrival.

After the usual airline fuckups I arrived 6 hours later than planned at the Poom and my driver was there as promised, I use tanstaxi.com always now due to the total reliability and excellent communications if things go awry, 1300 baht from the arrivals meeting point to my hotel door. A bit more than many pay but I like Tann. Recommended. Arrived in mid-morning.

Soi 6 on arrival.

Not wanting to waste a lot of valuable time, I headed to Soi 6 in early afternoon. I walked all the way there along Beach Road. Counted 8 providers available along the coconut bar but did not inquire as to terms. Only 2 were doable, all looked pretty rough. Walked up Soi 6 to 2nd Rd. Checking out the talent. 2:30 pm and all bars open with seemingly a full cadre of gash present and soliciting customers. Ended up having my interest piqued by some cuties and good music at Hot Chile bar, went in and ordered a beer. Sent the first one back then settled on a very cute quite young one, new on the scene.

Ahm was 20 yo, the kind of figure I like (150 cm 41 kg) but zero English. Google translate to the rescue. I made the decision for an LT correctly assuming I'll need time to warm this hottie up as I am in my mid- sixties. But first box to check on this trip was doing one that is one third my age or less. Mission accomplished.

Provider specs: the good.

Ahm couldn't have been cuter or a closer match to my physical preferences. Once warmed up back at my hotel she was a good fuck. As it was LT after 3 hour we had a second round.

Provider specs: the bad.

Turns out she had a baby 4 months earlier and needed to turn tricks to send money home for baby care. Shagging was good, but BBBJ was nearly nonexistent and anal was not an option. As always, when failing to do a proper pre-punting interview because of again thinking with the little head there was some service disappointment. Some baby damage but not too terrible. Clearly went to work before any serious breastfeeding as boobs were like a teenage virgin.

Provider specs: cost.

Fucking bar wanted 1000 barfine for LT, the mamasan there is a nasrty piece of work. But Ahm did the nasty for 1500 LT, small tip and taxi money, all in ended up being 3000. Too expensive, but I am a fat old ugly bastard and she was a young doll, so in the end I am still a happy camper.

Provider specs: rating.

Body: 8/10 (base 9. 5 but deduction for baby damage).

Face: 9/10 (I am a sucker for full lips and dimples).

BBBJ: 1/10.

DFK: 2/10.

Anal: 0/10.

Fuckmg: 7/10 (multiple positions, good effort).

COF: 0/10.

CIM: 0/10.

Overall: as expected. No rush none of this "hurry up and come" bullshit.

Would repeat: probably not, too many other fish in the sea.

Sent her back, and got ready to meet wingmen and head out to dinner.

To be continued.

[Banana Boi]

Nice work, Horndog. Now that's how it's done guys. There is absolutely no need to pay barfines in gogo bars. Just arrange for the girl to come by after her date with a guy who has paid her barfine already or arrange for before/after work or her free day. There is no need to pay 2000 baht barfines at gogo bars. Arrangements always made to see gogo girls on their free time.

Re. Soapies, best to go earlier around 5 or 6 pm. Most girls already there. Leave it as a day time activity keeping nights free for gogo bars or your favorite beer bar.

[HornDog 3]

I got in late last night. Took a walk over to Kink Agogo. Bought a drink and watched the ladies for awhile. It was nice to no be bothered for lady drinks. I did pull a girl of off the stage. Her name was Kim. Very nice girl. Told me that she was been dancing for 1 week. (yea right) said she was a beer bar girl before. Anyway, I had a few drinks with her and played touchy feely. Got her LINE ID. Called her this morning and she is coming over at 2:00 pm. I left there and was walking back to my room and an older but very attractive massage girl at Privi massage talked me into a foot massage.

I did not get her name. (stupid shit) while she was doing the massage. There was a cute girl massaging a guy in the next row. She kept on loooking and smiling at me. When she was done with the guy she cam over by me and started to talk with me. She asked if I wanted a manicure. I said yes. Now one would think the she would have gotten a chair and sit next to me to trim my nails. But instead she sat on the arm of the chair and provided to place my have between her legs so she massage my upper arm. When the other lady started massaging my legs, Sunny, then cute one started to massage my inner thighs and brush my balls and cock. The older girl said I should take Sunny to my room. I said later. I paid 200 for the foot massage and 200 for the manicure. Tipped both girls and as I was sitting out side Sunny gave me a piece of paper with her number. I called when I got back to my room. She is coming to my room at 5:00 pm.

Now what to do for dinner tonight. Then later maybe hit up a soapy.

[Mr Enternational]

When I arrived at the airport yesterday morning I went downstairs as usual to see what time the bus was leaving. It would be over an hour. Fuck that. I took the elevator to the 4th floor and went outside to the taxis. First guy I talked to, asked him how much to Pattaya. He said how much you pay? I said 900. He said let's go. He started the meter.

I told him that I knew the tolls were 60 baht. He said they were now 105 baht. I didn't check or anything. I just ended up handing him 1100 baht when it was time to pay the tolls. He stopped off later at a gas station.

When we arrived at my place, the meter read 1137 baht for 1 hour 42 minutes and 125km.

[XXL]

Between my first visit in Nov'17 and right now I see no difference in quality or quantity of girls on Soi6...

I visit early, no later than 4 pm. Hence perhaps different experiences.

[Josh Dales]

As I was saying, just be normal.

In December me and my brother were walking down Second Road. Some chicks were sitting out front of a massage parlor. As we passed, I saw one I liked and stopped to talk to her. We exchanged info. I did not get to see her before I left. I had spoken to her once in the 2 months that I have been gone. In that conversation she told me that she is 23 years old. I am 46.

I arrived yesterday and popped into her massage shop to see her. She said she thought I was full of it. Somehow it got to the subject of me cleaning my room or looking for someone to clean it since it gets really dirty when I am not here. She asked how much I pay and I told her 500. She said she would come do it at 6 when she got off.

One chick did my nails and she gave me a head and shoulders massage. I ended up falling asleep during the massage and she just left me to sleep. I woke up at 6:30 pm. She said she had to run and do some shopping and would come to my room in 40 minutes..

The last line, treat people as normal people, works more often than not in 3rd /2nd world countries. Don't be trigger happy.