Pattaya Reports

[Samkuw]

Picked up a pretty Thai from Beach Road. A little short and stout but had a friendly nature which made her attractive. Asked for 1000 but agreed for 800. It was a GFE. Good BJ and very small pussy; tight and shallow (It amazes me how the Thais accommodate the non-Asians) Showered before and after. She was in no hurry so we talked after showering. She went on how a senior indian man was providing for her and how she was going to stop this work by April.

Long story short, had a good time.

Would give a 7 for sex. 8 for sincerity and attitude. 6 for body, that's just if we compare to international standards.

In short it was good.

[Rob Jones]

I would say you got away cheap. You are averaging a little more than 2000 b a month which isn't bad. Assuming you are getting out more than once a month at the very least. 5555.

The most I have spent at a restaurant on a Thai girl was in Bangkok several years ago at El Gaucho. I was no rookie that time but I had this stunning mixed race Univ student who wanted to go there. How could I say no? 5555.

I think just the capirinhas cost me as much as what I would spend on food in a week in Thailand.

Would I do that again? Ummmmm.

Hi Blanq.

That is only over 18 days in the last 12 months LOL. I am looking for a new route from Walking Street to Second Road bypassing South Road. LOL.

[Blanquiceleste]

I have spent about 25,000 baht alone at FRA restaurant in the last 12 months. When leaving Walking Street you have to walk past it and I do not know of any girl I am with who can walk past and every girl will usually order enough food for 3 people.

I would say you got away cheap. You are averaging a little more than 2000 b a month which isn't bad. Assuming you are getting out more than once a month at the very least. 5555.

The most I have spent at a restaurant on a Thai girl was in Bangkok several years ago at El Gaucho. I was no rookie that time but I had this stunning mixed race Univ student who wanted to go there. How could I say no? 5555.

I think just the capirinhas cost me as much as what I would spend on food in a week in Thailand.

Would I do that again? Ummmmm.

[Banana Boi]

Fra Pattaya is actually good cheap eats. Used to go there all the time when I was still a tourist but haven't been for years. Hated sitting there with a girl I just barfined from Sensations only to have a bus load of Chinese tourists come in.

I had forgotten about Fra and was wondering why but now I realize I don't take the tourist exit out of Walking Street to get to the 2nd Road baht bus.

[Rob Jones]

There is an old adage among the wise and experienced men in Thailand. NEVER LET A HUNGRY THAI GIRL ORDER FOOD AT A RESTAURANT.

I have spent about 25,000 baht alone at FRA restaurant in the last 12 months. When leaving Walking Street you have to walk past it and I do not know of any girl I am with who can walk past and every girl will usually order enough food for 3 people.

[Zman429]

Are there any clubs around Jomtien beach worth visiting?

Jomtien has a walking street you should definitely check it out.

[Banana Boi]

To each his own but personally I would skip Windmill and Kink, and make a visit at Dollhouse off Walking Street

Funny another ISG member and I walked by Dollhouse last night and he asked if that was where we were going. I said I hadn't been to Dollhouse in over a year but was willing to give it a shot. We decided to go to Kink DOWNSTAIRS. I will try out Dollhouse this week. The current line up looks ok? Been meaning to revisit another dirty club, Electric Blue, as well. You been to EB lately?

[LittleBigMan]

Hey guys,

Looking for some hot tips for some quality boom boom time. I'll be heading out to Thailand (Pattaya / Bangkok) and then onto Vietnam (Hanoi) from this weekend. I have a one week break to explore SEA whilst on a month long business trip in HK. Any dark skinned, mixed blood Kendall Jenner types most welcome.

Read through 30 plus pages on the Pattaya thread thus far. Will do similar on Bangkok and Hanoi. Some useful nuggets of info from a handful of trip reports. I have Kink and Windmill to check out in Pattaya. Are there any clubs around Jomtien beach worth visiting?

There is so much reading to go through in a short period of time. So anyone kind enough to compile an adult Tripadvisor version of the top 5 to 10 attractions for each location with associated prices would be greatly appreciated.

Many thanks.

Howie.

To each his own but personally I would skip Windmill and Kink, and make a visit at Dollhouse off Walking Street down Soi 15 after What's up! When it comes to Windmill, if you like girls in white school socks and uniforms then knock yourself out but I like to look at ladies and at Dollhouse you can get hands-on action and more and there is more room to sit.

[Banana Boi]

Alia Club, this is the seventh club in the soi. Someone tried it?

I was on soi full love Inn the other day. 3 girls sitting outside alia begging me to come in. Wanted to check out alia but got distracted by prettier girls in other bars sticking their heads out the door when they saw me.

[Christian G]

Alia Club, this is the seventh club in the soi. Someone tried it?

[Mr Enternational]

There is an old adage among the wise and experienced men in Thailand. NEVER LET A HUNGRY THAI GIRL ORDER FOOD AT A RESTAURANT.

Yesterday me and my girl at ribs at Richman Poorman. (By the way they are closing in 8 days.) Later on in the evening we went to Big C to buy some snacks for our Koh Chang trip today. While we were at Big C she said that she was hungry. I am thinking how the hell is she hungry, when I am still full?

So I took her to the market and I got a cold chocolate while she walked around looking for food. She came back with 2 dishes. Half way through the first dish: Can I take this to your room? I am full. The second dish is still in the room and we are now on the boat to Koh Chang.

[Blanquiceleste]

Take a girl with you and get her to do the ordering.

There is an old adage among the wise and experienced men in Thailand. NEVER LET A HUNGRY THAI GIRL ORDER FOOD AT A RESTAURANT.

[Banana Boi]

Howie, from FKK guy to FKK guy I know you are into quality looking girls. Please don't go to the skanky nude bars like Windmill, Crazy House, upstairs at Kink and expect good looking girls. It will be by absolute luck if you find one. Guys go there, buy a beer, and finger the girls on stage. Sure it's fun for cheap thrills if looks isn't a priority.

Palace, Baccara, Panda, and Kink downstairs had decent girls last night. Try Sensations too. Free to walk in and out of all gogo bars. There is a board in every bar that show how many girls are working. Girls go hide out upstairs if the bar is empty.

[Howie]

Hey guys,

Looking for some hot tips for some quality boom boom time. I'll be heading out to Thailand (Pattaya / Bangkok) and then onto Vietnam (Hanoi) from this weekend. I have a one week break to explore SEA whilst on a month long business trip in HK. Any dark skinned, mixed blood Kendall Jenner types most welcome.

Read through 30 plus pages on the Pattaya thread thus far. Will do similar on Bangkok and Hanoi. Some useful nuggets of info from a handful of trip reports. I have Kink and Windmill to check out in Pattaya. Are there any clubs around Jomtien beach worth visiting?

There is so much reading to go through in a short period of time. So anyone kind enough to compile an adult Tripadvisor version of the top 5 to 10 attractions for each location with associated prices would be greatly appreciated.

Many thanks.

Howie.

[Mjen1970]

You do realize most foreigners do not know fish have a head and tail!

Or chicken have a head and feet.

Take a girl with you and get her to do the ordering.