Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[ClamSlammer]

I do recall a contributor to these forums who mentioned utilizing the strategy mentioned below. He has a collection of dollar store gifts from which he allows the street girls to choose. From what I recall, this allows him to get much better deals on his sessions with said girls. Seems like a pretty good strategy.

LOL. Could possibly be the most obvious shill post of all time. Scatman is very grateful to you. You did a great job, posted exactly how he scripted.

[Scudrucker]

I would like to second that DramaFree11, before I found Tijuana it was the back corner of a Toronto or Montreal strip bar getting a HJ, or CBJ for 100-200 cad. I'm not knocking what we have but there is no contest. Tijuana has a lot of freedoms in and out of the bars. I am not a fan of escorts and like the bar flirting and atmosphere of a lively bar. Other areas have been mentioned and I have had fun in places like Monterray, Monclova, and Mazatlan. Actually Mazatlan had a stripper bar scene but not like Tijuana. Of course we have to be careful but that's part of the adventure.

I know Tijuana bars have been better but still beats the heck out of anything I have found so far.

sr

[DramaFree11]

Tijuana is great. Beautiful people, great weather, hot girls, the food rocks, some of the best food in the world. I do not understand how some one can be negative about HK or Tijuana. For short term it does not any get better. Long-term not quite as good but still could be real good. No reason to be negative, and make false accusations about HK and Tijuana.

[Baxter Slade]

No, it's not El Oso. The mentally ill monger in question openly boasts of his sack of shit every chance he gets. He doesn't just quietly carry a bag of clothes like Oso does. He doesn't realize how creepy he appears to the chicas and all who read about his pathetic attempts to impress $12 street putas.

I didn't know the Captain carried a bag of cheap regalos. I was always watching out for a dude in a flight jacket. But thanks for the warning.

[Long Don Silva]

I do recall a contributor to these forums who mentioned utilizing the strategy mentioned below. He has a collection of dollar store gifts from which he allows the street girls to choose. From what I recall, this allows him to get much better deals on his sessions with said girls. Seems like a pretty good strategy.

[Keg]

Somebody's obsessed.

[ClamSlammer]

Are you talking about El oso? (Alias From now-gone Tijuana monger site). I believe that bag is mostly change of clothes because he sweats a lot during sex.

No, it's not El Oso. The mentally ill monger in question openly boasts of his sack of shit every chance he gets. He doesn't just quietly carry a bag of clothes like Oso does. He doesn't realize how creepy he appears to the chicas and all who read about his pathetic attempts to impress $12 street putas. He's been described as being "giddy with excitement" as he's displaying his "regalos" in a desperate and most pathetic attempt to appear generous and appease these cheap hookers. It's pretty easy to figure out who I'm talking about. He has a history of making baseless attacks against knowledgeable posters, then subsequently being systematically destroyed and embarrassed by their response. He then realizes he was completely wrong, cannot directly respond, so he just attacks typos and angrily demands that posters thoroughly proofread their posts before uploading. The slightest obvious typographical error is enough to set off this unbalanced monger enough to upload an entire post pointing out the minor typo and demanding that the OP improve his proofreading skills. Apparently his mind is so unstable that he has confused a puta board with a board specializing in post graduate English grammar and composition. My recommendation is to just avoid any interaction with this deranged individual, just treat him like how the putas treat him, just smile and try to contain your laughter until he is walking away.

[Long Don Silva]

Are you talking about El oso? (Alias From now-gone Tijuana monger site). I believe that bag is mostly change of clothes because he sweats a lot during sex.

A simple solution to that would be to remove his clothes before engaging in sexual intercourse, which most people do even if they don't sweat a lot. Then he wouldn't need to carry around a bag of clothes.

[BearBare]

Are you talking about El oso? (Alias From now-gone Tijuana monger site). I believe that bag is mostly change of clothes because he sweats a lot during sex.

Well, since this thread is about stupid shit in Tijuana, I'm going to write about the stupidest shit I've seen in Tijuana. The stupidest shit I've ever seen is this old-ass monger in the zona toting around a bag of garbage that he refers to as "regalos" (gifts.) I've seen him a few times, the last being in the&G a while back. He's so proud of his sack of junk for some reason. Like Dollar Store cheap garbage. He's so senile he thinks that the putas appreciate the cheap-ass flip-flops, hair ties and whatever garbage he picks up off the street. They tell me that he gets all excited as he's introducing his "regalos" as if he's doing the putas a big favor. He doesn't realize that they all laugh at him, calling him a "codo pendejo" (cheap idiot) carrying "su bolsa de basura" (his bag of garbage.) They pretend to be interested in his junk because they feel sorry for him but as soon as he turns around and leaves they start laughing and toss his regalo in the trash. One of the putas openly questioned the quality of the mental health facilities in the USA After an episode with this loser. Getting laughed at by Tijuana putas. Wow, can you get any more pathetic?

[WombatEd2]

Half the posts in this thread should be moved to a forum named "Whiney Bitches Flaming Each Other". (I guess that includes me, now, doesn't it? (grin).).

[DramaFree11]

Dang it!! Where's the Like button??

Agree, 1000%.

[Keg]

What's the old saying, people who live in glass houses or something like that, LOL.

[Phordphan]

What about the guy who makes a big deal out of supposedly knowing all the ficha rules and resorts to going all caps on people who post anything that contradicts what he's been told by bar girls? Because bar girls aren't a reliable source for that info, right?

Dang it!! Where's the Like button??

[Long Don Silva]

Well, since this thread is about stupid shit in Tijuana, I'm going to write about the stupidest shit I've seen in Tijuana. The stupidest shit I've ever seen is this old-ass monger in the zona toting around a bag of garbage that he refers to as "regalos" (gifts.) I've seen him a few times, the last being in the&G a while back. He's so proud of his sack of junk for some reason. Like Dollar Store cheap garbage. He's so senile he thinks that the putas appreciate the cheap-ass flip-flops, hair ties and whatever garbage he picks up off the street. They tell me that he gets all excited as he's introducing his "regalos" as if he's doing the putas a big favor. He doesn't realize that they all laugh at him, calling him a "codo pendejo" (cheap idiot) carrying "su bolsa de basura" (his bag of garbage.) They pretend to be interested in his junk because they feel sorry for him but as soon as he turns around and leaves they start laughing and toss his regalo in the trash. One of the putas openly questioned the quality of the mental health facilities in the USA After an episode with this loser. Getting laughed at by Tijuana putas. Wow, can you get any more pathetic?

What about the guy who makes a big deal out of supposedly knowing all the ficha rules and resorts to going all caps on people who post anything that contradicts what he's been told by bar girls? Because bar girls aren't a reliable source for that info, right?

[ClamSlammer]

Well, since this thread is about stupid shit in Tijuana, I'm going to write about the stupidest shit I've seen in Tijuana. The stupidest shit I've ever seen is this old-ass monger in the zona toting around a bag of garbage that he refers to as "regalos" (gifts.) I've seen him a few times, the last being in the&G a while back. He's so proud of his sack of junk for some reason. Like Dollar Store cheap garbage. He's so senile he thinks that the putas appreciate the cheap-ass flip-flops, hair ties and whatever garbage he picks up off the street. They tell me that he gets all excited as he's introducing his "regalos" as if he's doing the putas a big favor. He doesn't realize that they all laugh at him, calling him a "codo pendejo" (cheap idiot) carrying "su bolsa de basura" (his bag of garbage.) They pretend to be interested in his junk because they feel sorry for him but as soon as he turns around and leaves they start laughing and toss his regalo in the trash. One of the putas openly questioned the quality of the mental health facilities in the USA After an episode with this loser. Getting laughed at by Tijuana putas. Wow, can you get any more pathetic?