Bangkok Reports

[D Cups]

My GF is Issan but still cannot pronounce an English L properly, same as Thais.

Neither can the Koreans. This reminds me of my first trip to Korea in 1981. There was a Korean band singing / playing at the Osan Airbase officer's club: lolling down the liver. It was so funny I almost wet myself with OB beer.

[RedMau5]

If I could find an exotic looking woman faintly like in this Video anywhere, I would be hooked real quick. Not a Thai but shows my slim spec. Coloured hair and tats don't bother me that much. However like real natural tits.

Used to like Donut in CH and she had funny coloured hair at times. Body not that dissimilar. Face not as hot as the video but pretty. Alas nothing of the same standard there any more.

https://beeg.com/6574969

Geez man, that looks like a ladyboy. That girl in your video has very masculine features. Different strokes I guess.

[Syzygies]

Could be from Isaan or Laos. The Lao languange has no are in it, hence they say falang not farang.

I speak better, altough still poor, Lao than Thai and always get words mixed up, so I get a lot of laughs from some girls.

My GF is Issan but still cannot pronounce an English L properly, same as Thais. She can speak Thai very well though including Thai letter-R. So she Roves me rather than Loves me, or close to it. However you do have a point.

Some Issan words replace letter-R with an H and some maybe with their version of an letter-L without tongue flick on the top teeth.

Probably very few Laos / Issan girls are speaking to me in English unless their English is really excellent, Issan or Thai is more likely, so I may lack this experience of hearing stuff like "Welly Good".

Normally both Issan and Thai girls I know can make a better approximation to English-R than to English-L, However that may not be all of them. Laos / Issan Letter L is possible.

I don't usually hear "Falang" much either excepting maybe from children, but have to admit I do hear what sounds like "Aloi" rather than "Aroi" a bit, which must be the Issan version.

Yes I am willing to admit I am wrong, just not speaking English with these girls I guess, except those with very good English. There maybe girls no good at making a letter-R due to poor Thai language education as well as poor English.

[Syzygies]

I wasn't asked to pay at Crazy House. I saw that they were asking the East Asian guys to pay the money. Since East Asians are their primary clientele, I figured there was no way they were going to let me in without paying, so never even tried to get in. Had it been South Asians they were asking the money from, I would have tried to get in without paying the 100 baht.

I have not seen the sign and always entered without problem, but then I am well known there and also I may tend to visit at times when they are not the busiest. Have not seen the place really full recently. Never saw East Asians asked to pay first either so it might be a new development. Seems strange. Standard of the girls has declined a lot in my view. I used to have a few favourites, now no one.

[Syzygies]

There are three reasons I will not buy a drink in advance. You just stated the 1st ie if the place is too crowded and there is nowhere to sit although if I am there to see a particular girl then this reason does not apply. The 2nd reason arises when I want to check out a new place or a bar I have not been to for some time. I don't want to buy a drink in any Go Go if none of their girls interest me. Sometimes I will walk into a bar, walk around the bar, and walk right out in a mater of seconds. No drink. Of course I only act this way in marginal quality bars, bars that I do not usually frequent, but hey, I am giving them a chance by walking in. If they have one nice looking girl I will take a seat, buy a drink, and most likely buy a drink for the girl and possibly do a barfine. If they don't have any decent looking girls, they have lost me as a customer for another couple of years. 555. The 3rd reason I do not want to buy a drink at the door is the reason I gave in my previous post ie that when I am a regular, repeat customer at particular bar, I don't feel that I should be treated like a newbie walk in. I require that the bar treat me good like a valued, returning, repeat customer or it won't remain as one of my favorite bars for much longer.

Yes absolutely pal. I lasted about 10 secs inside Kazy bar. Did not have any customers to speak of that I recall. Girls greatly over dressed and not enough hot bodies on display for me.

Smoothie,

I don't think Crazy House is usually so crowded that cannot get a seat anywhere, these days, at least not at my usual time of 9 PM or earlier. Tats laden Ice now has blonde curls. Her tits almost look naturally sagged now. Don't look like a real obvious tit job any more.

Bacarrat a different story. Can be very hard to get a decent seat there in my experience from admittedly long ago.

If I could find an exotic looking woman faintly like in this Video anywhere, I would be hooked real quick. Not a Thai but shows my slim spec. Coloured hair and tats don't bother me that much. However like real natural tits.

Used to like Donut in CH and she had funny coloured hair at times. Body not that dissimilar. Face not as hot as the video but pretty. Alas nothing of the same standard there any more.

https://beeg.com/6574969

[Member #4698]

The only reason I would not want to buy a drink would be if there is nowhere to sit down. Sometimes both Crazy House and Baccara get very busy. If I can't sit down, I don't want to be there.

There are three reasons I will not buy a drink in advance. You just stated the 1st ie if the place is too crowded and there is nowhere to sit although if I am there to see a particular girl then this reason does not apply. The 2nd reason arises when I want to check out a new place or a bar I have not been to for some time. I don't want to buy a drink in any Go Go if none of their girls interest me. Sometimes I will walk into a bar, walk around the bar, and walk right out in a mater of seconds. No drink. Of course I only act this way in marginal quality bars, bars that I do not usually frequent, but hey, I am giving them a chance by walking in. If they have one nice looking girl I will take a seat, buy a drink, and most likely buy a drink for the girl and possibly do a barfine. If they don't have any decent looking girls, they have lost me as a customer for another couple of years. 555. The 3rd reason I do not want to buy a drink at the door is the reason I gave in my previous post ie that when I am a regular, repeat customer at particular bar, I don't feel that I should be treated like a newbie walk in. I require that the bar treat me good like a valued, returning, repeat customer or it won't remain as one of my favorite bars for much longer.

[Smoothy]

The only reason I would not want to buy a drink would be if there is nowhere to sit down. Sometimes both Crazy House and Baccara get very busy. If I can't sit down, I don't want to be there.

[Member #4698]

CH & Baccara: On busy nights the doormen at both places will ask customers they do not recognize to buy a drink before entering.

At Baccara the old rough & tough doorman who has been there forever still remembers me from my frequent Mini nights so he just waives me in whenever I go there. I always say good evening to him.

Over at CH a much younger and apparently inexperienced doorman tried to block my way one time and he requested that I buy a drink before entering. I refused and called for my favorite mamasan inside to came out and straighten the guy out since I am a fairly regular CH customer. My Mamasan came out, vouched for me, and I was let in without any further ado. My request was not extraordinary since I always run up a tab there and most of the people inside know this. Then on another night a different young CH doorman attempted to block my way again, but fat waitress who I know quite well was standing outside with some bar girls and she told the guy to let me in and then she escorted me inside to my favorite seating area. Funny, later that night as I was leaving with my 2 CH repeat girls the same doorman tried to hit me up for a tip. I ignored him. I only tip people who treat me well and come thru for me like my fat waitress. I do not tip people who treat me like a nobody. Maybe he will learn to differentiate. I don't care. But, I was not troubled at the front door since that ocasion although I expect it might happen again on a busy night since I have been out of town since late October.

[PoohKeyLover]

You seem to be implying that there is something particular about me that made them ask me to pay before entering.

I wasn't asked to pay at Crazy House. I saw that they were asking the East Asian guys to pay the money. Since East Asians are their primary clientele, I figured there was no way they were going to let me in without paying, so never even tried to get in. Had it been South Asians they were asking the money from, I would have tried to get in without paying the 100 baht.

I was not personally asked to buy a drink before entering at Baccara. There was a guy by the door on a stool with a big sign to get a drink before entering, which I did, along with all the other people that were doing the same. As I stated, at around 11 PM the guy and the sign were gone.

I was also asked to pay 100 Baht before entering Crazy House.

[Macau81]

So they wanted to charge you 100 baht to get into Crazy House, then you went to Baccara and they forced you go buy a drink in order to enter?

I've visited both places over a hundred times. I have never been asked to pay to get into Crazy House, and only once in 20 years have they asked me to buy a drink before I entered Baccara. I am not sure what was so special about that one night at Baccara, but it was about 10 years ago and I refused to do that and moved on. Stupid move on their part because I normally buy around 3000 baht worth of drinks in the place when I do go there.

I'd be curious to know why both of those places asked you to pay before entering.

I was at Baccara about 2 weeks ago and both nights I was told to pay for a drink to enter. IIRC everything was 190 b or more. I'm Asian and with more were a Thai, a Caucasian, a middle eastern, and a mixed dude that I don't remember what he was, but he has some Filipino in him. Both nights the place were almost full and full of Asians.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

So they wanted to charge you 100 baht to get into Crazy House, then you went to Baccara and they forced you go buy a drink in order to enter?

I've visited both places over a hundred times. I have never been asked to pay to get into Crazy House, and only once in 20 years have they asked me to buy a drink before I entered Baccara. I am not sure what was so special about that one night at Baccara, but it was about 10 years ago and I refused to do that and moved on. Stupid move on their part because I normally buy around 3000 baht worth of drinks in the place when I do go there.

I'd be curious to know why both of those places asked you to pay before entering.

You seem to be implying that there is something particular about me that made them ask me to pay before entering.

I wasn't asked to pay at Crazy House. I saw that they were asking the East Asian guys to pay the money. Since East Asians are their primary clientele, I figured there was no way they were going to let me in without paying, so never even tried to get in. Had it been South Asians they were asking the money from, I would have tried to get in without paying the 100 baht.

I was not personally asked to buy a drink before entering at Baccara. There was a guy by the door on a stool with a big sign to get a drink before entering, which I did, along with all the other people that were doing the same. As I stated, at around 11 PM the guy and the sign were gone.

[Smoothy]

Was going to check out Crazy House but the door guys were charging 100 baht entry fee, and, surprisingly, to East Asians.

Went instead to Baccara. Bought one of their over-priced drinks outside so I could enter.

So they wanted to charge you 100 baht to get into Crazy House, then you went to Baccara and they forced you go buy a drink in order to enter?

I've visited both places over a hundred times. I have never been asked to pay to get into Crazy House, and only once in 20 years have they asked me to buy a drink before I entered Baccara. I am not sure what was so special about that one night at Baccara, but it was about 10 years ago and I refused to do that and moved on. Stupid move on their part because I normally buy around 3000 baht worth of drinks in the place when I do go there.

I'd be curious to know why both of those places asked you to pay before entering.

[Banana Boi]

Was going to check out Crazy House but the door guys were charging 100 baht entry fee, and, surprisingly, to East Asians.

Anyone supporting this club is a fool. Who pays to enter a gogo bar? I guess there are too many guys like myself who walk in and out of CH because the girls aren't hot.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Went to Soi Cowboy last night a little after 10 PM. Was going to check out Crazy House but the door guys were charging 100 baht entry fee, and, surprisingly, to East Asians. They were paying the 100 baht without batting an eye. I thought it is crazy to pay to enter a gogo bar so I left. I don't understand how Crazy House can get away with this. Hopefully it will not start a trend.

Went instead to Baccara. Bought one of their over-priced drinks outside so I could enter. Packed with guys. It is definitely an Asian clientele gogo, with Asian guys outnumbering farang by about 8 to 1. Girl quality somewhat better than the other gogos I had recently gone to. 2nd and 3rd floor had the topless girls but around 10:45 PM a new shift came on both floors but they never took off their tops. I wonder if management had been tipped off to keep their girls covered for some reason, or perhaps they only go topless while there is the requirement that you buy a drink outside before you can enter, as when I left after realizing that no tits were going to be exposed, there was no guy holding the drink sign and guys were walking in with no drinks. One incident reminded me why I think scammer types become gogo girls. I was sitting downstairs next to an Asian guy who was with an attractive girl. She went to get a lady drink, came back and took one sip, then left, came back dressed and left with him, the lady drink on the table practically full. The 3000 baht ST fee wasn't enough for her? She had to make him waste an extra 220 baht just so she could get an extra 80 baht or so commission?

[Nyezhov]

I rarely read so long reports, but I'm glad I read this. Great FR.

Yeah its like a cheesy novel in Playboy in the old days.

Sounds like he had a fun night, but all too much effort for me. Thermae, Spasso or Mixx for my usual hunts.