Phuket Reports

[Penguin69]

I never seen questions about this.

Me neither. Smells a bit spammy to me.

[MakeItOrBreak]

I've seen questions asked about https://alternativephuket.com/ a few times but not much in the way of answers, so I thought I'd share some of my experiences.

I never seen questions about this.

[OneTimeGuest]

I've seen questions asked about https://alternativephuket.com/ a few times but not much in the way of answers, so I thought I'd share some of my experiences.

The first thing people usually see is the price, so I'll address that first. The saying goes 'you can always find it cheaper in Thailand', and it's probably true that it you book accommodation separately and go looking for girls on your own you'll spend less money, but I find the whole package to be worth it.

It starts with the airport pick up. I've been on multiple trips, and they've always been late. Big surprise! The first time I was standing outside that coffee shop for ages wondering if I'd just been scammed out of thousands. It was almost worth the wait when the taxi finally pulled up and two beautiful women hopped out with a board with my name on it. They also drop you back to the airport at the end of your trip, so that's one small thing less to worry about.

They have different villas they use, but I was in the same one every time. There's some pictures of it on the website but they don't really do it justice. It was spacious and had two bedrooms. The master bedroom was huge, and the attached bathroom had a hot tub and a shower with plenty of room for three. The pool and the air con really helped on the warmer days too.

From there, your experience will differ depending on what you want to do and what girl (s) are with you. The first time around I did the inclusive tours. Phi-phi island, etc. I enjoyed them all, but if they're not your cup of tea, the owner will give you a discount on your trip if you don't want to include them. The second time around I did different things with varying degrees of enjoyment. We went ATV-riding one day, but one of the girls didn't enjoy it at all. Another evening we went to see the Thai-boxing, which both girls enjoyed but I found a bit boring by the end. What you do at night varies as well. Some girls like to cook and hang around in the villa, but others like to eat out and go clubbing. There's plenty to see / do around Phuket, so I'm hoping to do new things if I go back later this year.

The experience is different than going out and finding a new girl every night. Which can be fun. It's more like having a girlfriend for your stay. Which has it's good and bad points! On my second trip for example, I clicked with one of the girls immediately, but gorgeous as she was, she was constantly fishing for compliments and validation. She was the best sex I've had in my life though, so it more than compensated! She was a fantastic cook too, and always picked up the chips and beer I liked for me when she was at the market without me even having to ask. I probably should have brought her home!

If you don't click with a girl, you can ask to change no questions asked. I'd recommend doing this sooner rather than later, and the owner himself says that it's fine, because the girl probably isn't enjoying herself either. I wish I'd done this straight away with the second girl on that second trip because she just seemed disinterested. I wouldn't want to be too hasty though. Ae for example is a very sweet girl but comes across as very shy and reserved at first.

What else? There's a laundry place around the corner from the villa, but the girl (s) may offer to do it for you. The girl (s) cook you breakfast in the morning which is a nice thing to wake up to, but there's a cafe just a little bit down the road if you fancy a change. You can get a masseuse to come to the villa, but personally I'm not a huge fan of Thai massage. You can get dinner delivered to the villa too.

I think the last benefit is that the girl (s) are always with you. Like having a tour guide / translator with you all the time.

So, maybe not for everybody, and some might think they're expensive, but to me it's an easy one-stop place to book a holiday with everything I want.

[Ready81]

If you want to p2 p in Patong and not bring back to Karon it might be worth looking for a cheap usable room in Patong. Not many short time rooms everywhere but they do exist. Might be worth the bath and time spent. Transport to Karon is not cheap and they do check for alcohol nowadays if you plan to be transporting yourself.

Thanks fellas. Think I'll be getting an extra place in Patong. Recommendations welcome. Thinking of a place with suites where I can bring back multiple ladies at once. It's time to live.

Of course, I can look it up myself, but always helps to hear advice. Thanks again.

[Yellitg]

If you want to p2 p in Patong and not bring back to Karon it might be worth looking for a cheap usable room in Patong. Not many short time rooms everywhere but they do exist. Might be worth the bath and time spent. Transport to Karon is not cheap and they do check for alcohol nowadays if you plan to be transporting yourself.

I know there are short time rooms in Soi Sea Dragon just opposite Coney Bar.

[MakeItOrBreak]

I am staying in Karon, but will of course head down to Patong a few times. I am just wondering if it is worth it to get a second hotel in Patong as well to bring ladies back to. In short, I am wondering if there are short time rooms above the beer bar that work the same way as they do on Soi6 in Pattaya. I might do it either way, but I am still curious. I haven't found any clear info about beer bars in Phuket and how they differ from Pattaya, other than in price.

If you want to p2 p in Patong and not bring back to Karon it might be worth looking for a cheap usable room in Patong. Not many short time rooms everywhere but they do exist. Might be worth the bath and time spent. Transport to Karon is not cheap and they do check for alcohol nowadays if you plan to be transporting yourself.

[Ready81]

I am staying in Karon, but will of course head down to Patong a few times. I am just wondering if it is worth it to get a second hotel in Patong as well to bring ladies back to. In short, I am wondering if there are short time rooms above the beer bar that work the same way as they do on Soi6 in Pattaya. I might do it either way, but I am still curious. I haven't found any clear info about beer bars in Phuket and how they differ from Pattaya, other than in price.

[Macau81]

Ended up in Phuket for a few days. Weather is cooler with the rain. It's low season, but bangla Road is still full of people.

Started at Aussie bar upstairs so I could look at the girls next door. Forgot my glasses so I couldn't see anything. Haha. Then decided to go down soi freedom for the 1st time. That 1st bar on there corner gets all the business there. They just pull everyone in. The further I walked down that Road, the less customers I saw. At the end was a live band and I couldn't see any customers. All the workers were blocking everything.

Ended up at harem next and it was packed with people, both Asians and farang, but much more Asians. Just a few really good looking ones. 1 that I couldn't tell that was Thai at all. She looked like a thicker version Kendall Jenner.

Then headed to Nadia's and it was packed too with slightly more farang. As usual the girls of Nadia's are still raunchy. I think I got to harem around 10 and Nadia's a little after 11.

Was going to go to illusion or sugar around 1, but the girl with me didn't have her ID. Why do they only card girls? No ladyboys allowed?

The next night. Made it out to Tiffany's gogo. It's really small and didn't have many people and the girls were generally meh.

Finally made it out to illuzion. Too many people so didn't stay long. Next was Sugar, but my friend didn't like it so we just called it a night.

Wanted to check out one of the Russian go go, but reviews said to stay the fuck away so I did.

[IndoScot]

Hey, Does anyone know of any Spa / MP offering extras near the Yamu / Boat Lagoon areas. Here for the night so would appreciate a quick response please. Thanks!

[Sri5657]

Illuzion night club is a great place to pick up and so is the Bangla road. You can stay at brothers hotel which is girl friendly and is centrally located.

Hi,

Will be travelling to Phuket Next Month Staying In Patong For some fun.

Few guest friendly Hotels & good places for pickup will be good.

[Cred1234]

Hi,

Will be travelling to Phuket Next Month Staying In Patong For some fun.

Few guest friendly Hotels & good places for pickup will be good.

[AramiKumar]

Hi,

I shall be going to Phuket in April last week and will be staying near Kamala beach. Kindly help with MP close by providing decent massage and extras.

Thanks.

[GreenToad]

Hello guys,

Me and my brother in law who is a Australian national are planning a trip to Phuket next week but being Australian citizen he is a bit scared to travel to Thailand sue to current political situation there.

Please anyone in Phuket or Krabi tell me the current political situation? Any issues that can come up there?

Help will be really great.

One of the many nice things about Thailand is that the local political situation almost never impacts foreigners. As a foreigner, you would never know there was an election. Totally safe to travel to Thailand.

[BackToDesi]

Hello guys,

Me and my brother in law who is a Australian national are planning a trip to Phuket next week but being Australian citizen he is a bit scared to travel to Thailand sue to current political situation there.

Please anyone in Phuket or Krabi tell me the current political situation? Any issues that can come up there?

Help will be really great.

[WombatEd2]

Had some nice experiences at BJ Bars in Pattaya and Bangkok. Is there anything like that in Patong?

I don't know when this was written, but: "Walked past the only BJ bar in Patong ([CodeWord901] Lounge) which is in the back of the last bar in SeaDragon, but it doesn't open until 9 pm. " Google "BJ Bars Phuket" if you want to look at a very detailed Phuket trip report.