Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[BlueKangaroo]

Candy: good looking, very slim, maybe mid 20's, baby damage, small boobs, no gag reflex at all, English not good. Takes a pounding in the A. Even though no gag reflex I preferred Emmy's style, by no means a bad BBBJ. Attitude a bit off, seems to just go through the motions.

I agree with your assessment about Candy. When I visited her she kept repeating that she just wants to make me happy, but her tone was so monotonous that it really felt like she was just going through the motions. However I have to say this about her though, she is a trooper. I mentioned to her that I would like to get a BJ from start to completion, and I usually take a while, but at no point did she stop to take a break.

Sometimes when you get girls from Gogos it can be such a boner killer when they sigh because you take too long or they complain that they're tired, but zero attitude from Candy. Would definitely visit again.

[Paolo99]

Payment was required up front, which I usually don't have a problem with in SW or Tulip as my experience has never been less than expected in those places. Mistake 2.

Nowadays payment is exclusively upfront in the oilies in Bangkok unless you are a well known customer and that you were already customer from the days they didn't ask payment upfront yet.

Almost all the oilies that I've visited since 2015 (except Mango, but I've been there only once as I didn't leaved the shop as a happy customer) asked me to pay before going upstairs, even the ones that I was frequenting regularly.

[Ed Setra]

Amusing you have called her "Pain". Perhaps a pity the actual name is lost now.

WTF, it was Pang. You will know the derivation or correct spelling.

Agreed, probably a recent recruit and semi-skilled but enthusiastic enough. She was just not rocking my boat that day.

[Syzygies]

In the room Pain was OK to deal with and the shower was an OK experience, but she was less than expected in the hands-on and experienced service provider aspects I would expect from SW and Tulip. Her kisses were very light, her BJ was mostly tip of her tongue before a bit of amateurish bobbing up and down. I was thinking of baling out after 20 minutes into the session but I had paid and thought I'd take control and persevere for a while longer. Mistake 3.

As an Aussie pal once said to me ' You make some mistakes'.

Yeh we all take the punt sometimes and turns out quite bad. Hard to avoid unless use highly recommended girls only, and we still have different tastes. Even the good shops can have bad newbie girls that just aren't up to it.

Amusing you have called her "Pain". Perhaps a pity the actual name is lost now.

I prefer to waste my money more-so than persevere too long. So usually if I don't like a session, I will be out of there within 20 minutes. The shop will automatically know I was not happy. I might pick another girl straight away in order to forget the bad session, but that comes with dangers of getting another bad one, perhaps unlikely.

Particularly happened to me with cheap street walkers, that girl was bad or unacceptable, and I just went straight away to find a replacement.

I rarely cancel though if a girl is enthusiastically trying to do well. I suppose possible if her body was a disaster and I just can't get excited enough to do her. Inexperience with weak skills is not enough to kill a session for me. I cancel pretty quickly with girls that just don't appear to be trying to be good.

When Emmy first started at SW she was a bit inexperienced, but I gave her a good rap, because she was enthusiastic and tried hard, and I did not have a complex set of requirements. Later she became more skilled and a star performer.

[Titleist19]

At Apple777 and at Ed thanks for your feedback.

I'll head down to all three of SW, Tulip, and Cupid to check it out and report back.

[Apple777]

Hi all,

Just wanted to give an update on Emmy at SW. I gave the shop a call and was told that she's been gone for a while already. A few pages back, it was mentioned she had an eye infection or something, so not sure if she's been out of action since then. Has anyone seen her around recently? Or is she gone for good? I've had a couple sessions with the below 2 girls and absent minded didn't report on them (6 months ago):

Emmy: older, maybe mid to late 30's, slim and soft body, English not good, not the most attractive face but great attitude. DT and A+ are top notch. BBBJ was outstanding with lots of gagging and spit. COF, CIM, COB, etc. All available.

Candy: good looking, very slim, maybe mid 20's, baby damage, small boobs, no gag reflex at all, English not good. Takes a pounding in the A. Even though no gag reflex I preferred Emmy's style, by no means a bad BBBJ. Attitude a bit off, seems to just go through the motions.

I've RTFF that Tulip, SW, and Cupid are all managed by the same owner, hence similar model and service. But I can't seem to find much info on Cupid. Anyone been lately and can give a little feedback on girls, looks, performance? Would be nice to find slim, some really good DT action, and A+. Not too picky on age.

I think Amy is gone for good I called the beginning of the year and the receptionist said she was on holiday it was a month ago stopped in and she was not there.

[Supmam]

I like this service and thanks for the report. I'm definitely looking for a girl who can do this and do BBBJ not CBJ. A really good body slide plus BBBJ is so erotic. I've had it in the past with candy at tulip and she was amazing at it. She hd natural curves that made it so erotic. Still think of the sensation. She also did BBFS with it which added to the excitement and sensation.

Reception girl was nice and spoke good English and presented me with all available massages. I went with the 2300 THB package. 90 minutes. Full body massage, body slide, CBJ, prostate massage.

[Ed Setra]

I've RTFF that Tulip, SW, and Cupid are all managed by the same owner, hence similar model and service. But I can't seem to find much info on Cupid. Anyone been lately and can give a little feedback on girls, looks, performance? Would be nice to find slim, some really good DT action, and A+. Not too picky on age.

My understanding is that Cupid is managed by the same owner as Snow White, but that Tulip is managed by different owners (although management / owners of Tulip are historically linked to those of Snow White and Cupid).

I wanted to check out Cupid myself on a recent visit to BKK so dropped in at about 4. 30 PM on a weekday a couple weeks ago. Only one provider available at the time (Something monosyllabic beginning with P, I think) and the mammasan said all other girls were busy. Pain seemed very keen, and she looked oK to me; slim, 30's (probably late 30's) so I agreed to 90 minutes at a price of 2000 Baht, 100 Baht cheaper than their neighbors a couple hundred meters away. Mistake 1.

Payment was required up front, which I usually don't have a problem with in SW or Tulip as my experience has never been less than expected in those places. Mistake 2.

In the room Pain was OK to deal with and the shower was an OK experience, but she was less than expected in the hands-on and experienced service provider aspects I would expect from SW and Tulip. Her kisses were very light, her BJ was mostly tip of her tongue before a bit of amateurish bobbing up and down. I was thinking of baling out after 20 minutes into the session but I had paid and thought I'd take control and persevere for a while longer. Mistake 3.

Mediocre fucking action in a few positions wasn't doing it for me so had her take off the condom and try to finish me by mouth and eventually busted with some hands on treatment. There were 2 girls on the couch in the lobby on my way out, so maybe only 4 on duty that day in total.

Wasted a shot really, and could have got a decent interactive session down the road.

In fact as I made my way to the BTS about 6 PM I popped my head around the door of Tulip and saw that Ying, Ferry, Gop, June, Ninja and several others were all available.

As an Aussie pal once said to me ' You make some mistakes'.

[Titleist19]

Hi all,

Just wanted to give an update on Emmy at SW. I gave the shop a call and was told that she's been gone for a while already. A few pages back, it was mentioned she had an eye infection or something, so not sure if she's been out of action since then. Has anyone seen her around recently? Or is she gone for good? I've had a couple sessions with the below 2 girls and absent minded didn't report on them (6 months ago):

Emmy: older, maybe mid to late 30's, slim and soft body, English not good, not the most attractive face but great attitude. DT and A+ are top notch. BBBJ was outstanding with lots of gagging and spit. COF, CIM, COB, etc. All available.

Candy: good looking, very slim, maybe mid 20's, baby damage, small boobs, no gag reflex at all, English not good. Takes a pounding in the A. Even though no gag reflex I preferred Emmy's style, by no means a bad BBBJ. Attitude a bit off, seems to just go through the motions.

I've RTFF that Tulip, SW, and Cupid are all managed by the same owner, hence similar model and service. But I can't seem to find much info on Cupid. Anyone been lately and can give a little feedback on girls, looks, performance? Would be nice to find slim, some really good DT action, and A+. Not too picky on age.

[OldPhart]

When you're not expecting it and you get some sexual favor (for money of course) is always better than when you know exactly when you're in for.

I took the phrase Hanky Panky from a hotel in Kuala Lumpur that has a massage parlor on premises. Massage prices were quoted with and without "hanky panky" (full service: massage / BJ / fuck).

I love getting lucky in a legit parlor. There's a bunch of these place on Lad Prao Soi 1. Phahon Yothin MRT exit 5 will drop you in front of Union Mall at the corner of Lad Prao Road and Soi 1. Just walk down it. There will be a soi on the right, with a 7-11 on the corner, and a parlor is down it on your left. Continue down this soi and you'll be back at Lad Prao Rd. And Sunshine Massage. Back to Soi 1 continue down it past Daily Mart and there are two places on your right. Continue and there are two on the left, one on each corner of a soi. (Take this soi and turn left and that soi leads back to Phahon Yothin opposite Central Lad Prao.) Back to Soi 1, continue and there are two more.

If ever there was a case of YMMV, this is it. One regular didn't like toys, another did. Over the years, there were surprises, including a Cambodian girl in spandex who was fit and happy to please.

From Phahon Yothin MRT exit 5 you can also walk down Lad Prao Rd. And Sunshine Massage will be on your left. I've known two masseuses there who were excellent. I was told by one how much to tip for a happy ending, going topless and being groped, and getting naked and being groped. Another was happy to fuck. One emigrated. I don't know if the other's still available.

Now I've moved away. In the course of commuting, I've noticed places from MRT Purple. One was a Thai traditional with a fishbowl. Oil was available for 1500 extra. I didn't pursue it. Another looks like any other legit parlor. The massage IMHO range from okay to wonderful. Every girl has been willing to get naked though not every girl has been necessarily happy about it. Some are younger and not mothers. One mom had a see-section and small labia. Others were very tight. One allows me to shove toys up both holes. Tips have ranged from 600 baht to 1,000 baht. It's off of Rattanathibet Rd near MRT and'buri Civ Ctr.

[Mamag]

At the end of my trip to SE Asia I stayed 2 days in BKK. Since I had read many positive things about massage shops there, I decided to try one. After looking through several Web sites I decided to go with Moya from Cherry Massage. I made a booking in advance via email. Acknowledgment came within minutes.

When I walked in to Cherry massage Moya was already waiting. Yes, the pictures at the website went through several photoshop steps, nevertheless she has a nice face and body. I paid 2300. - bath for 2 hours including oil massage to mamasan.

We went upstairs to a small room with bed and shower. We showered together and she washed every part of my body carefully. After shower we went to bed and I laid face-down. She oiled my back and began with a nice massage for about 10 min. Then she grabbed my balls and did a soft massage. I lifted my back and she started an excellent rim job while rubbing my cock with one hand. After turning around I received a very good and deep BBBJ. I couldn't hold back any longer and shot my load in her mouth. She sucked off every drop. After cleaning her mouth she laid next to me and we were cuddling, stroking and kissing for about half an hour. Ending in long DFK (very nice GFE).

This made my cock hard again. She started again with a BBBJ. Then she puts on a condom and some lube and without asking she shoved my dick in here ass and. Rode me enthusiastically. After 10 min. I exploded in her ass (condom). She removed condom and we started again with cuddling and kissing. 10 min. Before time was over we went to shower and she washed me again.

I left with a smile on my face.

WIR: definitely when in BKK next time. I can recommend her for everyone who likes the combination of real GFE and PSE.

[Bouvis]

I thought I would change it up a bit so decided to head to soi 6 for a massage at Analisa as it is close to where I was staying.

Reception girl was nice and spoke good English and presented me with all available massages. I went with the 2300 THB package. 90 minutes. Full body massage, body slide, CBJ, prostate massage.

I wasn't in need of fucking just some nice massage work and a bit of attention on the old prostate and some ball massaging.

Ka toon is a tiny girl from the North with a sweet face and braces on her teeth. Hairy Bush and baby damage.

Not my style for fucking but she provided just what I was looking for.

An attentive girl with a sweet voice and tiny hands. At one stage I looked down and my balls looked like two golf balls hanging in a pair of long socks. Buddha knows how she managed them to get to that stage. I could feel some stretching going on but was rather alarmed when I looked down and saw my sack so long. Sort of got me off guard. Lost concentration a bit. But after some sweet work with Ka toon's mouth with CBJ I was back into it.

The prostate massage was OK, however I didn't really get off on it. YMMV.

I was wanked to orgasm as sweet little Ka toon worked my now retracted balls and sack whilst fingering my asshole.

Those tiny hands cupping my balls and jerking me made my cock look five foot long. Very funny.

200 THB tip.

Nice experience. Sweet girl. But once is enough.

[Jack130]

Ironically enough I've been told by my gay friend who frequents so-called regular massage shops that usually you can work out a deal with them for happy endings (he always requests for a male masseuse and it's kind of understood what he wants). By the way I'm not talking about big massage parlor chains, but more like smaller massage shops you might find while walking on the streets of Bangkok.

I can't be 100% sure of his intel but I did experience it once sort of by (a happy) accident.

There's a building called Times Square between Asok and Nana BTS. In the building there's a massage shop in the basement next to Coca steamboat, but I can't recall the name of it. I've been there a couple of times in the past for a regular massage, but once I went after a particularly hot day and the shirt they gave me to change into was sticking to my body from my sweat and the masseuse told me to take it off so I would be more comfortable.

She saw my tattoos and she expressed her surprise and playfully pinched my nipples, which only served to turned me on. She then proceeded with a regular Thai massage, but she would constantly work her way to my inner thighs and press down which gave me a nice hard on. Since previous trips were all legit massages I didn't want her to think I was some horny old toad so I just tried to think non-sexual thoughts to kill the erection..

Wen't there today, wasn't sure what to get.

Asked for Oil massage, she started by giving me a good legs and back massage, after 10 minutes she was already removing the towel from my body and playing slowly with my balls.

Then finally came the time to turn around and got what I was coming for!

Massage was very poor even tho the lady was 40 she got no experience in massages.

Great tips mate!

[Gargano19]

Ironically enough I've been told by my gay friend who frequents so-called regular massage shops that usually you can work out a deal with them for happy endings (he always requests for a male masseuse and it's kind of understood what he wants). By the way I'm not talking about big massage parlor chains, but more like smaller massage shops you might find while walking on the streets of Bangkok.

I can't be 100% sure of his intel but I did experience it once sort of by (a happy) accident.

There's a building called Times Square between Asok and Nana BTS. In the building there's a massage shop in the basement next to Coca steamboat, but I can't recall the name of it. I've been there a couple of times in the past for a regular massage, but once I went after a particularly hot day and the shirt they gave me to change into was sticking to my body from my sweat and the masseuse told me to take it off so I would be more comfortable.

She saw my tattoos and she expressed her surprise and playfully pinched my nipples, which only served to turned me on. She then proceeded with a regular Thai massage, but she would constantly work her way to my inner thighs and press down which gave me a nice hard on. Since previous trips were all legit massages I didn't want her to think I was some horny old toad so I just tried to think non-sexual thoughts to kill the erection.

I managed it for a while but she knew what she was doing. It didn't help that it was dark and because the shop was small meant that she had to whisper in my ear, and the only thing separating me and the guy next to me was a curtain, which made it all incredibly hot and exciting. At some point her hand brushed against my hard on and she whispered to me how big it was (I know, pretty standard line) and she grabbed at it. I laughed in embarrassment and then she propositioned me, promised that it would be really good, and quoted me a price of 1,000 baht. I agreed and we were off to the races. It was pretty good but a bit awkward when I stepped out afterwards.

I'm pretty sure no one knew what was going on, but it was like I had this dirty secret that no one else knew about. In term of price I'm not sure if I overpaid for a handjob. I've been to places like Snow White where it is pretty clear what you'll be getting, but this was my first time getting a happy ending at what I thought was a legit massage place, so I wasn't sure what the going rates are (if someone can enlighten that'the be great). Plus she quite literally had me by the balls and my little head took over my big head.

Now I can't promise you will get the same experience I did but you can try your luck. Worst case you'll just walk away with a decent regular massage, but I have to say though, there's something about getting a happy ending when you least expect it that makes it a lot hotter.

When you're not expecting it and you get some sexual favor (for money ofcourse) is always better than when you know exactly when you're in for.

I have been to this massage shop you're talking about, and I only go for legit massage.

[BlueKangaroo]

Hey,

Anyone know a good salon with proper massage and handjob finish? I don't want those kind of massage at soi 23 where you can see at the entrance that it's only for finish and where girls don't know hot to do proper massage.

I want a real massage with the little plus even if the therapist is not beautiful and a little bit aged I'm OK!

Thanks for your tips guys!

Ironically enough I've been told by my gay friend who frequents so-called regular massage shops that usually you can work out a deal with them for happy endings (he always requests for a male masseuse and it's kind of understood what he wants). By the way I'm not talking about big massage parlor chains, but more like smaller massage shops you might find while walking on the streets of Bangkok.

I can't be 100% sure of his intel but I did experience it once sort of by (a happy) accident.

There's a building called Times Square between Asok and Nana BTS. In the building there's a massage shop in the basement next to Coca steamboat, but I can't recall the name of it. I've been there a couple of times in the past for a regular massage, but once I went after a particularly hot day and the shirt they gave me to change into was sticking to my body from my sweat and the masseuse told me to take it off so I would be more comfortable.

She saw my tattoos and she expressed her surprise and playfully pinched my nipples, which only served to turned me on. She then proceeded with a regular Thai massage, but she would constantly work her way to my inner thighs and press down which gave me a nice hard on. Since previous trips were all legit massages I didn't want her to think I was some horny old toad so I just tried to think non-sexual thoughts to kill the erection.

I managed it for a while but she knew what she was doing. It didn't help that it was dark and because the shop was small meant that she had to whisper in my ear, and the only thing separating me and the guy next to me was a curtain, which made it all incredibly hot and exciting. At some point her hand brushed against my hard on and she whispered to me how big it was (I know, pretty standard line) and she grabbed at it. I laughed in embarrassment and then she propositioned me, promised that it would be really good, and quoted me a price of 1,000 baht. I agreed and we were off to the races. It was pretty good but a bit awkward when I stepped out afterwards.

I'm pretty sure no one knew what was going on, but it was like I had this dirty secret that no one else knew about. In term of price I'm not sure if I overpaid for a handjob. I've been to places like Snow White where it is pretty clear what you'll be getting, but this was my first time getting a happy ending at what I thought was a legit massage place, so I wasn't sure what the going rates are (if someone can enlighten that'the be great). Plus she quite literally had me by the balls and my little head took over my big head.

Now I can't promise you will get the same experience I did but you can try your luck. Worst case you'll just walk away with a decent regular massage, but I have to say though, there's something about getting a happy ending when you least expect it that makes it a lot hotter.