Bangkok Reports

[Sam Sanuk]

Erect lengths average from 12 to 16 centimeters (4. 7 to 6. 3 inches).

...studies have shown that the first 3 inches of the top of the inside of the vagina are the most sensitive and pleasing for a lady. Being long is not important to anyone but their ego.

RL.

I'll vouch for this! In my "prime" years, I probably exceeded the average size in length and girth. No so any more In fact, I've often just finger fucked a gal after I got my one shot off. Just feel around the first few inches on the top of the vagina and you will find a comparatively rough patch of tissue. This is what is often referred to as the "G Spot". In and out and around on this area is almost sure to arouse and result in a climax, unless the partner is frigid. LOL.

As to size, I had a girl friend who had been around the block a few times before I knew her. She was of the opinion that "size doesn't matter. It's what you do and how you do with what you have".

SS.

[Banana Boi]

Although studies have shown that the first 3 inches of the top of the inside of the vagina are the most sensitive and pleasing for a lady. Being long is not important to anyone but their ego

So much for those racist (or more likely jealous) guys on here who always make fun of Asians with their 333 comments.

Imo a girl who doesn't find you attractive but still wants your money will find many excuses to get out of providing good service for you. If you have a big dick she just found her first excuse she will try if she doesn't like you. Could be she is stroking your ego too.

The elasticity of a vagina is not to be underestimated. I'm sure if she liked a guy with a big dick or the guy was hot the girl would find a way for your Anaconda to fit and act like she enjoys it.

[Robert Long]

So are you saying I have a tiny dick?

Erect lengths average from 12 to 16 centimeters (4. 7 to 6. 3 inches).

This is from google. Not nationality based just average.

I've never had a lady complain either. But I have in many cases hit bottom and they all like that. Although studies have shown that the first 3 inches of the top of the inside of the vagina are the most sensitive and pleasing for a lady. Being long is not important to anyone but their ego.

RL.

[Smoothy]

Maybe they were telling the truth. Maybe you are average sized or below

So are you saying I have a tiny dick?

[Jimmy Jimms]

Me-thinkS DicK scared is a girls nice way of saying I don't like you.

[Tsfh14]

Gentlemen,

Been mongering for awhile but believe it or not, first time to Thailand. Just wanted to give my reports from the past 4-5 days based on information I gleaned from this board's wisdom.

Day 1.

My flight landed at 2 am so by the time I got to my hotel it was nearly 3 am so I crashed. Woke up early due to jetlag and did some research, ate some food and got some general affairs in order. FWIW, I stayed on Soi 15 based on hotel elite status (that should give it away right there).

Around noon, I took the BTS from Asok to Phrom Phong. Destination: Dokidoki as I wanted to try some nuru and there was a Japanese restaurant right next door I was itching to try. Good food BTW and some cute waitresses LOL.

Stopped in, there were 3 girls available and I picked Happy. Looked just like her pictures from what mama showed me and she led me upstairs and we undressed. Natural boobs, a little bit of a pooch and baby damage but her face was so freaking cute. Experience was similar to any soapy place I've been to in Australia, HK and S Korea. The nuru was pretty fun though, she was sliding over every part of my body with every part of her body. We almost fell off the bed a couple times and we laughed and just generally had a good time. After the nuru, on went the rubber and she gave an average CBJ and then we went thru all the positions. With the nuru gel and her own juices making everything slippery, I popped in mish and she cleaned me up with a good scrub and shower. Since we had some time left, she offered a massage which was nothing to write home about.

Damage: 3000 thb.

Face: 9/10.

Body: 6/10.

Attitude: 8/10.

Performance: 7/10.

WIR?: only if I was itching for a nuru soapy; very specific.

But not a bad way to pop my BKK cherry!

Due to jet lag, I took a nap after. I had an appointment set up through email (painless and easy!) with Bangkok Golden Escorts with the one and only Bell. I'd say her pics are accurate though she's a little tanner than the pics.

She was right on time, but I overslept and was woken up by the front desk calling me to come get her. Oops. I ran down to the lobby and saw a beautiful girl sitting waiting for me. I apologized for being a few minutes late and she took it all in stride and was very easy going about it. She speaks English very well (learned from watching Sex in the City and Gossip Girl LOL) and has a chill and friendly personality. We showered, joked around and then got down to business. She's been reviewed a million times so I won't' belabor it but: BBBJ, all positions covered, anal, COB, COF, CIM she does it all. Pretty sure she's down for GFE / DFK but honestly, I give 0 fucks about that. After going thru BBBJ, CFS, anal I finished with CIM. Very nice PSE with her begging for me to plow her in the butt hard and fast.

After some resting, we kept chatting and she wanted to go for round 2 but I was still feeling groggy from the jet lag so I actually cut our time short--I had some drink coupons from my hotel so we went down and had some drinks and she was on her way after our time was up.

Damage: 6000 thb for 2 hrs. Steep but may well be worth it.

Face: 8/10.

Body: 9/10 (has some fake tits, I prefer natural but this is personal preference. I do regret not doing Russian now).

Attitude: 10/10.

Performance: 10/10.

WIR: absolutely.

I then hit up Ktown plaza for some korean food for dinner and then passed out. I had grand aspirations to try NEP, Soi cowboy or Thermae but would have to postpone those 1 day.

Day 2.

Woke up feeling significantly more refreshed; unfortunately, had to do some work for the better part of the morning and early afternoon. Ate some Thai food and wandered down to Nana to check out the area around 3 pm. Also grabbed some tadalafil on the way--so cheap in Thailand compared to America! I don't even need it, but it was so cheap I felt like I had to. Might come in handy for me 30 years down the road. Didn't really like the vibe or gestalt too much so I went home and showered. I decided to try Thermae since I was literally right next to it. I was prepared for a horde of Asian men but I was still stunned when I walked in. Bought a beer from the papasan and proceeded to do my walk around the area. Did a few laps, smiling and waving at girls that caught my eye. Eventually, I approached one small spinner in a cute dress who had smiled at me every lap I took. Said her name was Ice and she was 23. Has a day job and has only been freelancing at Thermae fairly recently. She had pretty limited English but we communicated well enough w / my terrible Thai and lots of hand signals. Agreed on the standard fare of 2500 thb and we were off.

Ice was a little shy but some of it probably had to do with being relatively new to the game and communication barrier. We showered where she soaped me up and proceeded to the bed. She was maybe 5'1-5'2" with adorable be cups. Slim hips, nice plump ass and just the cutest smile, mannerisms and big brown eyes. The kinda girl I might've actually pursued if I saw her in a different setting. CBJ, CFS in all the positions and finally popped in mish. Not sure if BBBJ was on the menu but wasn't going to press the matter with her. After the deed, she threw herself on me and collapsed and seemed to "sleep. " I let her stay there for 15 min but finally I had to kick the cutie out. Gave her the money, final hug and an adorable kob kun kaaa and she was on her way.

Damage: 2500.

Face: 10/10.

Body: 8/10 (boobs a little too small, but natural).

Attitude: 7/10 (a little shy? Mechanical? Bit of both?

Performance: 8/10--vocal, above avg CBJ and responsive.

WIR: if I see her again in Thermae, yesyesyes.

Day 3.

My 3rd day in BKK was actually omw back from a different SE Asia country; arrived at DMK in the late evening. Showered, and decided to try Soi Cowboy around 9 pm and admittedly, my least researched monger area. Got a beer at a place next to the Wild west gun place and people watched. Still lots of Asians everywhere, but seemed to be more diversity overall with Indians and white people. Funnily enough, there was an older white gentleman and a young Asian guy at a table talking to each other--I like to think the old wise experienced guy was showing the newbie the ropes of the game.

I made a few laps dodging the girls grabbing your arm and pinching your nipples. I wasn't quite sure where I wanted to go, but one of the gogo bars closer to the Western end of the street (towards Terminal 21) seemed to have the hottest girls standing outside in white bikinis. Stopped by a place where a ping pong show (was going on but I lost interest after 5 minutes. However, I was passing by Baccara and just on a random whim seeing one smokin hot girl come out, I decided to pop in there first. Got my entrance fee beer and went in and would you know it, there were even more Asians than Thermae! I fought my way around the stage where a bunch of girls w / #s were dancing (aka bobbing lazily to the music). After watching them bop around awhile, a mamasan approached me and asked who I liked. I appreciated that she had prices listed on a card explicitly so there was no room for negotiation or being ripped off. I said I'd like to see more of the talent there so I went upstairs which I think are the smoking floors. Although I hate smoke, it was less crowded and the girls were dancing topless. I bought a few more drinks for myself and watched several rotations of girls come and go and finally motioned to one spinner-type girl over. I had been talking to the girl closest to me and she was just a delightful gal with a super fun personality, amazing tits and smile and spoke very good English. But alas, I had my target.

She came over and we introduced ourselves; name was New (yes really). Or maybe Nuht. Idk. Her English was fairly limited but I figured out she was a student in school, 21 why / o studying in the media industry. She works 3 nights / wk so it may be hard to catch her there. Bought her 3 rounds of ladydrinks and 3 more rounds for me after which I asked if she'd come back for ST. After exclaiming "of course!" she went off to change and I to pay the barfine.

She said she was 155 cm so a tiny spinner with Cs. Claimed they were natural, but they were almost too perfect and felt a little firm so I had my suspicions. Regardless, very well proportioned, cute face and flirty. We showered after getting back to my room and proceeded with CBJ, CFS in all the positions. This is where I noticed a slight odor unfortunately--it wasn't too bad but it was still noticeable. Unfortunate given it was a pretty great experience overall. With her being very responsive, eager and vocal. At one point, I thought she'd have the hotel staff or neighbors knocking on our door. After I finished in mish, we cleaned up and she asked for some cab fare. This was negative mark #2. Otherwise, sweet girl but I have a feeling she knew what to do and say and how to act to maximize her gains. Can't fault her for that I suppose.

Damage: 600 bht barfine, 1 k thb drinks (me + her, my fault for drinking so much LOL), 3000 thb ST.

Total: 4600 thb.

Face: 8/10.

Body: 9/10.

Attitude: 8/10.

Performance: 7/10.

WIR: probably not, due to odor.

Overall, been a pretty fun trip so far and I still have several days throughout Thailand still left. The only negative for me has been a relative lack of BBBJ. Perhaps I drew an unlucky one at Soi Cowboy?

Cheers.

[Goferring]

Maybe they were telling the truth. Maybe you are average sized or below, which is actually a huge advantage. So you never heard "anaconda", and that word is the same in every language that I have heard, whether English, Thai, Romanian, German, etc. Heard many times in Thailand. Maybe you did hear that, since is not the same as "too big". Meet so many "dick scared" Girls too, and that includes Farang hookers as well. Typically the dick scared girls are concentrating on Getting Korean and Japanese customers, so they are more used to smaller..

When guys show me a dick the size of a newborn, I'll believe the girls' complaints. LOL.

I think complaints, real or manufactured, can come from comfort levels. I once took a girl who was like fucking a table with a hole drilled in it: uncomfortably tight, dry and motionless. I later tried digital and it was one, two then more fingers and before I knew it I was wrist deep and she was bouncing off the walls. Give her a dick though and she was a statue. Well my dick anyway. 😁.

Enjoy. G.

[Syzygies]

In 20 years in Asia, I have never once had a girl tell me my dick was too big.

Maybe they were telling the truth. Maybe you are average sized or below, which is actually a huge advantage. I certainly don't want to "grow my dick bigger" like in stupid bullshit advertising. So you never heard "anaconda", and that word is the same in every language that I have heard, whether English, Thai, Romanian, German, etc. Heard many times in Thailand. Maybe you did hear that, since is not the same as "too big". Meet so many "dick scared" Girls too, and that includes Farang hookers as well. Typically the dick scared girls are concentrating on Getting Korean and Japanese customers, so they are more used to smaller.

Even my long term Girlfriend told me my dick was "too big", but does mean she avoided me completely. Ha ha. However sex was not always plain sailing, and she would run out of stamina before me, after multiple orgasms. These days, its all going fine. She got used to me. She is slightly too tight for me, maybe. I manage. Start sex very gradually to allow time for pussy stretching. It is very fortunate that stretchy pussies are designed to take various sizes well.

I have to make sure that my girls really prefer Farangs in general and they don't mind slightly above average. Get some refusals though from Thai girls, especially those with bruising of uterus etc. The reality though is a girl can get damage from a shorter very hard dick that is banging against the uterus which maybe located just 4 inches in. It is really more about how a dick is used, than its length.

It is possible to meet girls that prefer big dick, so they will not be saying "too big". They seem to be in the minority in the P4 P world.

When we look back 25+ years ago, the hookers in Cowboy and Pat Pong, and Thermae had almost exclusively Farang customers or perhaps at least 80%, and they were all used dealing with larger size very regularly I think. Experienced (and less dick scared) girls in those days.

I have met girls where I told them that their pussy was too small, too tight, too difficult. Ha ha. When taking girls for threesome, or foursome, I would always do the tightest pussy first, while my dick is extra hard, and move to the easier girl (bigger pussy) last. That is just me. I am aware no pussy is tight enough for some guys and they need an asshole. It is true that their are pussies not compatible with my dick, maybe because doctor stitched them up too tight, or at other end of spectrum, the odd cavernous pussy where the dick flops around inside there (maybe the girls had a hysterectomy and things were missing, I don't know). One very beautiful Thai girl at a Soapy had lived in Switerland and had a baby with farang, spoke English and German very well, but inside pussy was very large. I could understand that she could not get a new BF despite her looks and talents. Just the fuck was not great.

[Syzygies]

Walked past Wood Bar last night, a smiling girl with glasses said "I'm hungry". Huh? "I'm hungry. I want to eat falang dick".

Ha ha, sucked in by the girl's "bpaak waan" bullshit sweet talk. Business is very slow right now, I hear. They have to dream up ways to get the customer in.

[Ready81]

I have. The most gorgeous girl I ever had in my life. Casesars in Khon Kaen. Ah memories.

Walked past Wood Bar last night, a smiling girl with glasses said "I'm hungry". Huh? "I'm hungry. I want to eat falang dick".

I thought for a minute, looked at her, her face was cute and smiling, little too fat assed and MILFy for me but what the hell, I'm going to to be gone from Thailand for a few months so might as well.

She had me off the chair. She could suck a golf ball through a garden house. She had half my lower torso down her throat. Glasses, smiling, talks like a porn star.

Well worth it. More real reports from a normal, three minute thanks I had fun see ya type of guy, without embellishment when I return in the Fall. In the meanwhile, be safe boys, I probably will have little to say till then unless its to respond to stupidity.

Ah yes, I believe that was the lovely "Letter are". Had some double action from her and Letter X (a petite with luscious lips and coke bottle glasses) last July. I was amazed at what they were willing to do (and say) on our very first session together. Wood Bar is really not a bad place if that is the standard service. Definitely need to be getting back there soon.

[Tool Shedd]

When you quote you are not supposed to remove the Quote markers. Ha ha.

Artesian water is water pumped from underground.

I appreciate the information, and the feedback on the quotes. I saw what I had done, and was too tired to go back and do it again. I appreciate it, Syz.

[Slalom]

I have. The most gorgeous girl I ever had in my life. Casesars in Khon Kaen. Ah memories.

Walked past Wood Bar last night, a smiling girl with glasses said "I'm hungry". Huh? "I'm hungry. I want to eat falang dick".

I thought for a minute, looked at her, her face was cute and smiling, little too fat assed and MILFy for me but what the hell, I'm going to to be gone from Thailand for a few months so might as well.

She had me off the chair. She could suck a golf ball through a garden house. She had half my lower torso down her throat. Glasses, smiling, talks like a porn star.

Well worth it. More real reports from a normal, three minute thanks I had fun see ya type of guy, without embellishment when I return in the Fall. In the meanwhile, be safe boys, I probably will have little to say till then unless its to respond to stupidity.

Must have had a bloody big mouth if she can suck a golf ball through a house!

[Syzygies]

Aren't they all fat?

This Mamasan has been there for 5 years so she says.

I know for a fact she has been there for at least three years.

Big fat mamasan in Billboard that we speak of was sacked from Mercury bar maybe as much as 3 years ago. My girl there told me she was sacked! I believe it. I would have to check when my past Mercury reports were written and if she was gone before I stopped going there. She was not in Mercury more than a few months and was in Crazy House long term before that. CH girls also reported she was sacked. Consistent stories from different sources.

5 years in Billboard is complete bullshit, definitely! Crazy House did not open much more than 5 years ago (6 at the most. I guess) and I reckon she was there 2 to 3 years most likely. My long term ex CH girl is only 22 or 23 at the most now. ha ha. She was suspect early on.

[Syzygies]

Yea the last time I was there she pretty much sat herself down next to our table, so there was little we could do about it. We initially thought it was cool to have the mamasan at our table, like maybe she could help point out or bring the better girls over. It was only until the bill came that I had a feeling we got scammed. She actually told us to go to Crazy House, said one of the mamasans was her friend and could "get us in".

In Crazy House they get every drink order signed these days by the customer, to ensure people do not claim they never ordered that many drinks. Of course, before that some staff like fat mamasan may have been cheating and some just made calculation mistakes. I have good mental arithmetic, so I can determine the bill total myself, without calculator etc. So I know if there is a mistake (rare but happens). Actually I just count the drinks in each price category and simple calculation at the end.

I don't known if mamasan tried to order drinks on your bill or one of your group agreed for her to have a drink (no way I would). Lady drinks may well be 200 Baht each. I have not been scammed at Billboard, but maybe on one or more occasions bought a girl several drinks. I once had a really great regular girl there, but she got taken away by a Farang boyfriend very quickly. The best girls don't last. My recent hot girl in Five Star has been taken out already as well. Only the mothers and long term bargirls are left. Ha ha.

Fat mamasan has sat near to me too, but I ignore her, and that includes not looking at her, or catching her eye. I am in no mood to talk to her, and its too noisy for me to talk anyway except with a girl extremely close. One can be very aloof if we choose to.

[Syzygies]

What is artesian water and how do you use it illegally?

Thanks.

When you quote you are not supposed to remove the Quote markers. Ha ha.

Artesian water is water pumped from underground. Used widely in Thailand because rainfall is not throughout the year, and people may need more than what they can catch on the roof. There is no municipal water supply to many farms in Thailand. So electric pump (given people have power for the pump) is attached to bore pipe going down deep enough till hits the water table. I guess water is gradually replaced by some natural seepage, but in heavily populated areas, the water might not be replaced completely.

Bangkok is built on low level unstable land, subject to major flooding. It was discovered that Bangkok was gradually sinking centimetre or so per year. The cause is the extraction of underground water according to the experts. So in Bangkok it is not legal to pump underground water. Yet many major soapies using large amounts of water, did not want to pay for the municipal piped water (too expensive for them or just greed). They thought they could get away with it. It had been done for so many years. Prayut and Co. decided to stop it. Geologists would know more about it. I just use it. I don't actually drink artesian water but is probably O.K.

Yet several large major Soapies were caught with the evidence of underground water usage, and closed down. The Lord! For example, also Annies, and a few others. I heard about the raid on Annies before they shut down, but authorities were probably not even looking for illegal girls. Annies was not known for extra young girls I think. ha ha.