Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Mungof]

I'm trying to post these reports in the appropriate threads. See the main Bangkok thread for the previous report.

After about 5 or six hours of sleep I decided to check out the neighborhood. Left my hotel on Soi 4 and started walking towards the main road. The massage places were just opening up for the day. The ladies are pretty aggressive at a place near my hotel. I think the sign outside says OK. The. Massage. I can't find it on google maps. Mostly late 30's early 40's women wearing wrap around dresses. You will see 6-8 of them outside most of the time. It's hard to miss because they would try to pull me in every time I walked past. I was grabbed by a cute early 40's woman named Nan (I think) that was very persistent. 400 for an hour oil massage plus 1,000 for 'extra' (no boom boom). I got her to agree to 1,300 total and made sure she would get fully nude. I was fine with a HJ for my first pop of the day.

Upstairs to the room, shower, and she gave me a pretty decent oil massage. She got on the table, hiked up her skirt, and straddled my back. I could feel her panties on my back. On the flip she got fully nude. Her body was about what I expected. Pretty chubby with some rolls around the middle. She got on the table and started grinding on me bareback. I did not expect this, because she told me no sex. Heavy breathing and kissing my ear. We were as close to doing it as you get without actually fucking. We switched to 69 while she jerked me off. I don't remembered if she blew me or not. Again, I'm just not that into blow jobs. Most of the time I just like them to get me extra hard before the main event. At one point she slipped a finger in my ass, so I put a finger in hers too. She didn't mind at all. I ended up finishing on her tits while she squatted on the table allowing me full access to her pussy and ass. WIR? Yes. Her attitude was great. I gave her an extra 100 so 1,400 total.

Next report to follow will be in the main Bangkok thread.

[Whoreman]

Wow! That's one of the most off the wall posts I've ever read.

Some people are very easily triggered, especially white knight types. There's no point trying to engage in rational discussion with someone who reacts so hysterically to a simple observation.

[PiedIPie]

Went to snow white recently and was greeted by a dude sitting on the desk, kinda annoying as he started by asking me what massage I want and for how long. I ignored him and looked at the sitting area packed with girls, few looked good. Saw Sa-pie and choose her for 2 hours as was not in the mood to try a new girl. She escorts me to the room, and brings her kit along with a beer for herself. She says it's her 4th beer and she's already drunk. Also she lost a few kilos.

First round was missionary and lasted around 20 minutes.

Rested for some time during which Sapie kept chatting with her friends, kinda annoying.

Second round took a lot of time. Started in cowgirl and she kept going for long time till she came, she rested on my chest for a while. Few more switches and COB finish. We both were exhausted by the end. Tipped her and left.

WIR: Yes, but after some time.

I'm trying to find more regulars.

[PiedIPie]

Booked Moya after reading the reports here, big mistake as she looked nothing like her website images, she is in her mid 30's and her body and face looked old, has some baby damage on her stomach and an average body. Still took her and in the room she says she will kiss only little bit. I ask her to change lady. I go down and the mamasan calls the lineup of 4 big girls, I then asked for slim girls but she said other girls are not happy with you, you can choose between these 4 happy ladies. I said want to leave and she angrily gave 2000 baht out of 2100 back and I left.

[FreeMonger]

After the much hype visited this place today, reached around at 5, since I did not book in advance only 2 girls were available, picked olive as I like slim girls other girl was more plump, This was my first time trying nuru though earlier visited mitu so I knew these Japanese places don't dissapoint, It worked out as planned and nuru massage in good. Olive is short and petite looks, service was good BBBJ, CIM, DATY all was done though place is pricey like 3500 tbh for 90 minutes it is worth a visit.

Can someone suggest me places like this where you can get more of a GFE than just mechanical pleasure.

[Goatscrot]

Don't make up things. People can see through your racist attempt to brand someone other than your own type as being unattractive and haggling for saving 100 bahts. LOL.

Wow! That's one of the most off the wall posts I've ever read.

[AssLover945]

Dude, I take ages to select a gal. I like to hang in the lobby and talk and joke with the gals and mama for quite a while before I select.

Now whose making judgments?

I actually heard the conversation and the mamasan, who I've known for years looked at me and rolled her eyes. And yes, you could smell them when you walked in the place. I don't think I mentioned money at all? Has nothing to do with how much money you have. It has to do with grooming and showing respect for pricing structure.

And sorry, when dudes go in and try to get a volume discount it effects the gals attitudes.

Mean? If reporting what I see is mean, then I don't know what to tell you.

You mentioned Apple in another thread. How many new Apples and Cherries have we seen start work at the PSE shops in the last 5 years? I'd contend that dealing with more clientele who haggle is one of the many reasons.

Don't make up things. People can see through your racist attempt to brand someone other than your own type as being unattractive and haggling for saving 100 bahts. LOL.

[Goatscrot]

In 30-60 seconds that you were there inside SW, you went so close to them that you could smell and make a judgement that they were haggling prices down!.

WOW. That is some mean and biased judgement. Please don't be a snowflake and judge people by their skin color. Some people take their sweet time to select a girl. It is a pleasureable activity.

I for instance even make a girl turn around to see her butt. They maybe just taking their time to select the ladies NO? It is a fun thing to do and going out with friends to a well known place does not mean that they are haggling for prices. Asians, Thais, Japanese, Koreans, Indians, Malays can be way richer than you dude. Stop being judgmental.

Dude, I take ages to select a gal. I like to hang in the lobby and talk and joke with the gals and mama for quite a while before I select.

Now whose making judgments?

I actually heard the conversation and the mamasan, who I've known for years looked at me and rolled her eyes. And yes, you could smell them when you walked in the place. I don't think I mentioned money at all? Has nothing to do with how much money you have. It has to do with grooming and showing respect for pricing structure.

And sorry, when dudes go in and try to get a volume discount it effects the gals attitudes.

Mean? If reporting what I see is mean, then I don't know what to tell you.

You mentioned Apple in another thread. How many new Apples and Cherries have we seen start work at the PSE shops in the last 5 years? I'd contend that dealing with more clientele who haggle is one of the many reasons.

[AssLover945]

Went out on the PSE shop run the other day. Tulip was bleak with the usual collection of grandmas. Dao was not available, so I took a pass. Upon entering SW there were three Asian punters inside who were poorly dressed, not well groomed, smelled, and were trying to bargain down the prices. The gals looked very annoyed. I'm sure they get this kind of crap all the time. No wonder they can't get better looking gals to work there. Lookers won't put up with this kind of customer. Decided this was not a club I wanted to be member of and not much on offer anyway as it appears April is not working again, and nothing much in the lineup appealed. Ventured into Cherry. Oh my, the gals in there are big, I mean really big. One on the website is listed as 75 kg! And folks, she is every bit of that and more. BB was the only appealing gal in the lineup but I was just not in the mood for that dance. So, money stayed in the pocket and it was off for a nice meal. The shops are really bleak at the moment. Even the Japanese oriented ones on 24/1 are stocked with overweight gals. Boss has some talent, but performance there can be iffy.

In 30-60 seconds that you were there inside SW, you went so close to them that you could smell and make a judgement that they were haggling prices down!.

WOW. That is some mean and biased judgement. Please don't be a snowflake and judge people by their skin color. Some people take their sweet time to select a girl. It is a pleasureable activity.

I for instance even make a girl turn around to see her butt. They maybe just taking their time to select the ladies NO? It is a fun thing to do and going out with friends to a well known place does not mean that they are haggling for prices. Asians, Thais, Japanese, Koreans, Indians, Malays can be way richer than you dude. Stop being judgmental.

[Ixgzca]

BTW, is the Ninja you mention currently working at Tulip the same Ninja that used to work at Snow White a couple years ago?

No. Different Ninja.

[Ixgzca]

I'm planning on checking out Cherry on my next trip and BB is definitely on my list. How close to the photos does she look?

You can definitely recognize her. But she looks older and bigger in person.

[BlueKangaroo]

Went out on the PSE shop run the other day. Tulip was bleak with the usual collection of grandmas. Dao was not available, so I took a pass. Upon entering SW there were three Asian punters inside who were poorly dressed, not well groomed, smelled, and were trying to bargain down the prices. The gals looked very annoyed. I'm sure they get this kind of crap all the time. No wonder they can't get better looking gals to work there. Lookers won't put up with this kind of customer. Decided this was not a club I wanted to be member of and not much on offer anyway as it appears April is not working again, and nothing much in the lineup appealed. Ventured into Cherry. Oh my, the gals in there are big, I mean really big. One on the website is listed as 75 kg! And folks, she is every bit of that and more. BB was the only appealing gal in the lineup but I was just not in the mood for that dance. So, money stayed in the pocket and it was off for a nice meal. The shops are really bleak at the moment. Even the Japanese oriented ones on 24/1 are stocked with overweight gals. Boss has some talent, but performance there can be iffy.

I'm planning on checking out Cherry on my next trip and BB is definitely on my list. How close to the photos does she look?

[Goatscrot]

Went out on the PSE shop run the other day. Tulip was bleak with the usual collection of grandmas. Dao was not available, so I took a pass. Upon entering SW there were three Asian punters inside who were poorly dressed, not well groomed, smelled, and were trying to bargain down the prices. The gals looked very annoyed. I'm sure they get this kind of crap all the time. No wonder they can't get better looking gals to work there. Lookers won't put up with this kind of customer. Decided this was not a club I wanted to be member of and not much on offer anyway as it appears April is not working again, and nothing much in the lineup appealed. Ventured into Cherry. Oh my, the gals in there are big, I mean really big. One on the website is listed as 75 kg! And folks, she is every bit of that and more. BB was the only appealing gal in the lineup but I was just not in the mood for that dance. So, money stayed in the pocket and it was off for a nice meal. The shops are really bleak at the moment. Even the Japanese oriented ones on 24/1 are stocked with overweight gals. Boss has some talent, but performance there can be iffy.

[Ed Setra]

BTW, is the Ninja you mention currently working at Tulip the same Ninja that used to work at Snow White a couple years ago?

No idea about that. The Ninja at Tulip is in her 40's if that's any help.

[Reaper78]

In fact as I made my way to the BTS about 6 PM I popped my head around the door of Tulip and saw that Ying, Ferry, Gop, June, Ninja and several others were all available.

As an Aussie pal once said to me ' You make some mistakes'.

BTW, is the Ninja you mention currently working at Tulip the same Ninja that used to work at Snow White a couple years ago?