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05-05-19 04:06 #2181
Posts: 6May 12th-18th.
Anyone going to be in town these days? Would love to grab a beer.
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04-29-19 16:04 #2180
Posts: 23Massage PV (coni).
Originally Posted by Acehi491 [View Original Post]
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04-29-19 13:37 #2179
Posts: 6Thinking of hitting Coni while in old town but not sure about paying 1500 pesos for a he, possibly going up to Guatemala and see what is going on there.
In the hotel zone I have chatted with several women off of Mileroticas, skokka and Craigslist, been quoted anywhere from 800 to 4000 and most said they prefer to meet at Blu. May try LA because cruise ships will be in town while we are there.
So are the women on these sites legit? Jaki is the only one I can really find solid reviews on and she is older than I'm looking for, but will make an exception if needed. Also would love to find a good local type places, I loved what I read about Golden Boy but it seems to be closed.
Originally Posted by Scubatoo [View Original Post]
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04-29-19 04:07 #2178
Posts: 345Road Map
Originally Posted by MakonMake [View Original Post]
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04-28-19 05:28 #2177
Posts: 6Daytime Advice Needed.
Okay I've searched the forums and researched a ton of stuff on here and I've noticed some of the places from a couple of years ago seem to be closed now.
I will be staying with the ball and chain two nights, Sat and Sun in Old Town and 5 nights in an all inclusive in the hotel zone.
I will be booking the ball and chain some spa time during the day so that will be my only chance to sneak away to play, I plan on visiting Coni but would love any advice on day time fun to be had, bars, local bars, streets to walk, thanks a ton in advance.
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04-28-19 02:23 #2176
Posts: 31Prices have gone up at Coni.
Ventured into Coni Spa yesterday. It's been a year since I've tried them. Last year I got a topless he for $850 pesos. This year, they are in a slightly different space, still near the original on Basillo Badero. A nice looking young "manager" (she was at least an 8) took me back and asked what I wanted, "Oral? Ass?" I said I was just looking for an hour massage with a he. She said it would be $1,500. I was a bit taken aback, but as I speak very little Spanish, was very horny, and have poor negotiating skills, I agreed. I laid on the table for something like 10 minutes before someone came in. She started on the massage, then started on the upsell. I looked up and was disappointed that it wasn't my 8, but a bit younger girl who was about a 5. She said she could do the massage "sin ropa" for another $500. Well, I know enough Spanish to know what that means, so I again agreed and she did have a nice little body and be+ cups. The massage was so-so, and she was at least nice, and enthusiastic about the hand job. But still. I couldn't help but feel a little fleeced even though I was a willing participant. So, is this the going rate these days?
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04-22-19 14:19 #2175
Posts: 345From My Perspective We Should Never Criticize Another Man's Decision
Originally Posted by TwoInchTadger [View Original Post]
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04-21-19 22:38 #2174
Posts: 3About Spending Money.
Since the amount I spent is raising eyebrows, a couple of thoughts not unique to PV:
1. There's all kinds of potential for disappointment, bait and switch scams, and so on. If you are prepared to pay extra, you receive better quality. Nothing is ever guaranteed of course. But look at my encounter at Aquah.
I was at first paired up with someone I found unattractive, so I just turned her away. I'm not sure I do the same if that's my $2500 outcall who knocks on my hotel room door after arriving 1 h late. In my mind, it's worth it to pay a premium to be able to make that kind of choice.
2. I don't have access to a lot of attractive options in my present situation, so I feel like it makes sense to build up a warchest for an outting that takes place once in a great while.
3. Spending money on women is an entirely emotional and irrational decision. You want to spend your money wisely? Buy a fleshlight and put the rest in the bank.
Bottom line: nothing against others for taking a more economical approach, just this is what worked for me.
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04-19-19 19:16 #2173
Posts: 1New to site, but not to Mongering.
I am headed to PV for the first time this weekend for two weeks and I love massages with extra. I don't need FS but I may partake with the right woman.
I have read back a few pages and it sounds like Jacki would be an excellent choice.
I am not into the strip club scene but if anyone knows some good choices or massage places I am all ears. So far, it sounds like walk around and if you see women outside the shop trying to flag down customers, then that is the place to go to. Any other advice? Thanks.
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04-18-19 22:03 #2172
Posts: 345Thumbs Up
Originally Posted by TwoInchTadger [View Original Post]
P.S. You get extra points for your handle, LOL. Anyone curious should Google "tadger" and you will get the same laugh I did.
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04-16-19 23:48 #2171
Posts: 3Originally Posted by PVMonger [View Original Post]
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04-16-19 14:22 #2170
Posts: 1604Holy C.
Originally Posted by TwoInchTadger [View Original Post]
I understand the allure of the various clubs and the time constraints that many mongers have, but damn that's a lot of coin. An average of $4,000 pesos per chica for an average of 40 minutes per chica?
Being a married retiree here, that's my mongering budget for 6 months. LOL.
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04-13-19 12:32 #2169
Posts: 3I just got back from Puerto Vallarta. It was easily the greatest weekend of my life! The girls there are ravenous! I came home with claw and bite marks on my back! But I have a lot to share, plus some stories that are too good to not be told!
First, I need to acknowledge a posting from June 2016 on this thread from Tomjackin that is far more comprehensive than this one. Also, redzonetours.com was invaluable! Read them!
The first draft of this posting was really long and self-indulgent, so here's an executive summary (all prices in MXN pesos):
1. King George's Sports Bar.
Cover: 0.
Lap dance: ?
Drink: $125.
Girl Drink: $250.
30 minutes in private: $2550 (but see full story below) + tips*.
Club appearance: OK, lounge with velvet chairs. Legit beds in the private rooms.
Talent: OK, 7's and 8's.
*I was asked to tip the guys outside the room both before and after. The first guy is watching my time, so of course it makes sense to tip him well. The second guy (the maid) is supposed to clean up the place, which I dunno why I'm tipping him other than I'm basking in my afterglow and don't care about anything.
2. Random massage parlor in el centro.
Massage + FS: 2500 + tip (see full story below).
3. Junior's.
Cover: $130 including a drink.
Others: I dunno, I didn't go in, the front man was trying his best to get me to go in though.
4. Aquah.
Cover: 250 (includes one lapdance).
Lapdance: 250.
Drink: ? (they didn't itemize my bill!
Girl Drink: $375.
30 min in private: ? ($4300 including my drink and probably an extra lapdance charge) + tips per above.
Club Appearance: pretty clean, sleek.
Talent: 8's 9's and possibly 10's (but watch out for one 5, see below).
5. Taboo.
Cover: 250 (includes one lapdance and a shot of tequila which they forgot to bring me).
Lapdance: 250.
Drink: $150.
Girl Drink: $375.
30 min in private: $3600 + tips per above.
Club Appearance: same as Aquah but more spacious.
Talent: wow. 9's and possibly 10's (I'm very selective about who gets a 10).
Now for the longer self-indulgent part!
My game plan was to hit the clubs in the Marina zone near Ave. Francisco Medina since that's where I was staying. I picked based off of my research King George's, Aquah, and Taboo, mainly because of proximity and reported talent. I did all my traveling either on foot or by bus. I felt fine walking at night because the area is well lit and well patrolled by police. Americans worry about the safety in Mexico, but nothing bad can happen to you in PV that couldn't also happen to you in NYC, Las Vegas, or Miami if you're out late being an idiot. *By day, I took a bus ($10 but need exact change) downtown. This way I didn't need to worry about cab drivers and misdirection, kickbacks, etc. Also, speaking Spanish is a huge plus because I felt like the guys were less willing to try to hustle me and the women were endeared to me more.
Day 1: King George's Sports Bar.
Not nearly as nice of a place as you might guess from how their website looks. But other commenters have said good things about it so I stayed. There were a couple of other guys sitting around the club and what looked like no more than 5 women out, but I think there may have been others in another room somewhere. They were all very cute, but I didn't notice any stunners. I was immediately approached by a petite Mexicana with pronounced Amerindian facial features, a 7/10. She seemed shy and demure, and she giggled a lot and had a very sweet face and smile.
So I went to the room with her and it was like they let loose a tiger. Time flew by and, in the midst of our passion. Knock-knock time up. I guess it's a valuable lesson that they don't believe in 5 min warnings here. So I paid $1500 for another 15 min on top of my $2550 for the half hour and we finished up. I tipped the lady at the top something, I don't remember, but I probably should have stiffed her for interrupting us!
Day 2: Massage / Junior's / Aquah.
For a variety of reasons, I was looking for a therapeutic massage with a full service ending. I was somewhat uneasy because, unlike my strip club research, I had very little intel and was basically doing trial and error. Realistically, there were probably massage parlors offering full service treatment in the marina zone, but it seemed more reliable for me to check out the downtown district and go from there.
Finding what I was looking for was ridiculously easy. I found a spa where two 20-something Mexicans with red lipstick were sitting out front and asked me if I wanted a massage. I said yes. I was led to my room where a different girl, also with red lipstick, came in and asked if I wanted a special massage. I said yes. She asked me pointedly if I wanted sex. I said yes. And that's all it took!
She was an average looking young Mexicana who could have been a cashier or waitress, maybe a 6/10. But she had a sweet disposition and a winning smile. By the time we had finished, I was wiping away red lipstick from all over my face and shoulders. She gave a very good massage too, and what really surprised me was she had sweat streaming down her face. She knew I was there for sex, but she still provided a professional-quality massage. Afterwards, I didn't even know what tip was appropriate, so I gave her $500. Why not. There are a lot of beautiful women in the world, but it's rare to find a woman who will break a sweat over you.
Anyway, day gave way to night and I was on to Aquah, mostly for the nostalgia factor, since I had an amazing experience there 10 years ago. On my way walking to Aquah, I was approached by the front man for Juniors. He was trying to sell me on $130 cover including a beverage. He was making a very aggressive push, which told me all I needed to know, and I proceeded to Aquah.
But nostalgia is the enemy of history. Other commenters have objected to Aquah's pricing and billing practices, so I was on alert for that. When I entered the club, I was literally the ONLY customer, and about a dozen dancers were sitting in the back looking bored. After I took my seat, I don't remeber exactly what the announcer said, something like "bienvenidos al nino" and I'm thinking, "who's the nino? A good looking but apathetic dancer took to the stage and started moving against the pole in the same way a grizzly bear scratches its back on a tree trunk. I was immediately accosted by another dancer (5/10) who was not hideous but was a mess of plastic surgery. She looked like she was at least 45, which meant she was probably closer to 55. I asked her where she was from and she said in spanish "I'm 100% Mexican" and I looked at her butt implants thinking "I dunno about 100%. " But if it wasn't so hilarious, I would have gotten up to yell at the manager. You have a room full of beauties sitting idly and this is the company I get? I tried to be nice too, I told her, "I'm sorry, you're just not my type," but she insisted. I caught the waiter's attention and said to him, "Yeah we're just finishing up over here."
The staff then introduced me to an energetic 8/10 24 year-old beauty with wide eyes and a curvy body. She also laughed a lot and had an enchanting smile but was more playful and extroverted. There was some heavy petting (which I think they charged me for!) and then we went up to the room. I had a bit of sticker shock when they just showed me on a calculator that I owed $4600 but that included our drinks. I think they added in a lapdance or 2 to the bill, which is fair, all things considered. She was fun, but there wasn't chemistry.
Day 3: Taboo.
At this point all my outings have had an element of stupidity to them and I'm starting to think I should just go to bed early. But then I remembered the plan, and I should see it through. Plus I still had $1000 pesos in my wallet that I wasn't doing anything with.
I had a mild annoyance with Taboo. Cover was $250. I handed over $300 and the frontman couldn't make change. So they seated me and next thing I know they're asking me if I wanted to tip the security $50. Uhhhh no, but nice try. They gave me my $50 without a fight.
On the upside, Taboo actually had some life there. Lots of beauties around and other guys there too so I wasn't getting swarmed. And the girls actually knew how to work the pole, which is a huge turn on for me. But I was immediately privileged to enjoy the company of one unearthly beauty. She didn't laugh as much, but when she did she was sincere. She came across as sophisticated, elegant, mature. What we did behind closed doors was extremely sensual without sacrificing any fire. I'm still figuring out if I give her a 9 or a 10. The chemistry was good so I sat down with her for another drink after and she suggested we go back in private for a second romp. I'll be spending a long time wishing I had taken her up on that offer.
So that's where my story ends for now. The girl from Taboo gave me her number, so who knows, I might see her again next year. Oh yes, I'm definitely planning for a return trip next year.
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04-11-19 02:00 #2168
Posts: 18Originally Posted by JeraldoRivera [View Original Post]
She takes roughly a 40% cut.
F*ck PV Playmates, I should have gone to strip clubs instead.
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04-09-19 20:55 #2167
Posts: 1604Originally Posted by JeraldoRivera [View Original Post]
Click on the profile of a gal that you're interested in. Then click on the phone number. If a bunch of adverts come up listing different chicas, then it is an agency. If the phone number click shows only adverts from this particular chica, the odds are that they are independent.