Cartagena Reports

[Hilltopper]

Ohh okay, I guess that removes some security concerns. I'll start emailing some of the hotels and see where I don't have to pay extra.

May I ask why a hotel?

The typical answers I hear are either 1) I want my wife to know where I stay and see the charge on our CC; 2) It's being paid for using a company credit card; 3) I'm using brand loyalty points.

I'm just curious, because while I have stayed in hotels throughout Colombia, apartments more times than not offer more pros than cons if you are the type who brings back a different girl the same day, the next day, etc.

Hotels are nice when you are "wifed-up" with one chica whose name you include on the reservation, and then also when you don't want chicas to come where you stay and instead exclusively use love motels to make the love. .

[DeepXliv]

I checked and my credit card doesn't have international fee's so based on what I've read I should get hit with the cash advance fee for the credit card and still be ahead by getting the best exchange rate correct? Next question is do you guys take out as much as you can per transaction or for the length of your stay or take it day by day to avoid getting robbed / spending more money than necessary?

[Starlord1]

Yes, she is very excited to be going. She visited once with her family and told me it was very beautiful and romantic.

She claims it is cheaper than staying in the city and has a more relaxed vibe without all the tourist and hustle bustle. A place we can relax like on a honeymoon.

She can be territorial when we are together, I don't think she is one I will be inviting a third in for a threesome with but that is OK, she is a handful in bed that I can barely handle anyway.

Will probably come back down after Easter break and take her there. I was also looking at San Andres, off the coast of Nicaragua. Anyone ever been there?

I'm going for labor. Found a non pro to go with me. Will see how that works out. San Andreas is a ***** to get to and also it's slightly expensive. All the hotels and abbs aren't that good of quality either.

[Linyjo]

Santa Marta is perfect for your favorite chica. About 30 minutes from the airport is a nice area by the park. Near towns of restaurants. I even pulled from a casa called. Old something LOL for a threesome with me and my favorite LOL. It's more on the romantic side.

Yes, she is very excited to be going. She visited once with her family and told me it was very beautiful and romantic.

She claims it is cheaper than staying in the city and has a more relaxed vibe without all the tourist and hustle bustle. A place we can relax like on a honeymoon.

She can be territorial when we are together, I don't think she is one I will be inviting a third in for a threesome with but that is OK, she is a handful in bed that I can barely handle anyway.

Will probably come back down after Easter break and take her there. I was also looking at San Andres, off the coast of Nicaragua. Anyone ever been there?

[Linyjo]

All the buildings (at least any you want to stay at) make you register on check in and give you a wrist band. If you try to go up the elevators without that wrist band security will stop you. It's their job to keep out anyone who shouldn't be in the building. When you bring a chica over you register her and she either gets a wristband like yours and can stay there with you or a visitors wrist band which can be used before curfew hours.

Even for buildings without wrist bands, it is not a good idea to avoid security or sneak a girl to your room.

Besides protecting the building, they are there for your protection. By showing ID, you know the girl is old enough and you have a record of who you brought into your space. What happens if she rips you off or causes a scene and / or destroys property or a hundred other things I can think of.

I am glad they got her ID, know who she is, if for some reason, we need to know down the road.

[DeepXliv]

All the buildings (at least any you want to stay at) make you register on check in and give you a wrist band. If you try to go up the elevators without that wrist band security will stop you. It's their job to keep out anyone who shouldn't be in the building. When you bring a chica over you register her and she either gets a wristband like yours and can stay there with you or a visitors wrist band which can be used before curfew hours.

Ohh okay, I guess that removes some security concerns. I'll start emailing some of the hotels and see where I don't have to pay extra.

[YippieKayay]

I'm not understanding the problem with how people are getting stopped? When I go to a hotel, I just walk straight to the elevators and go to my room, usually no one is bold enough to say anything. How does it work here? Should I ask the hotels prior? Do any have entrances that don't require walking by front desk?

All the buildings (at least any you want to stay at) make you register on check in and give you a wrist band. If you try to go up the elevators without that wrist band security will stop you. It's their job to keep out anyone who shouldn't be in the building. When you bring a chica over you register her and she either gets a wristband like yours and can stay there with you or a visitors wrist band which can be used before curfew hours.

[Starlord1]

It's always a race to the next light, through intersections without stopping and a honk at anything else on the road. Can be terrifying if you look, I try to just put my head down.

Price was discussed earlier thread. It was 8,000 anywhere from centro to Hilton. Going the entire way or just 4 blocks, same minimum rate. Didn't matter day or night, air con or not. 8,000.

Was 25,000 from airport to El Ligueto.

Santa Marta is perfect for your favorite chica. About 30 minutes from the airport is a nice area by the park. Near towns of restaurants. I even pulled from a casa called. Old something LOL for a threesome with me and my favorite LOL. It's more on the romantic side.

[DeepXliv]

Whatsapp is the best way to contact with girls there. No need for two accounts, just use the one you have. Delete or save them for next trip when done.

This is the best option if you have a phone from your cellular provider. I'm on Verizon, so my phone is locked, using a different sim card won't work.

I hear that they can unlock your phone but never tried it, didn't think it worth the hassle, especially since I'm not fluid in Spanish, so whatsapp and translator is a much better option for me.

Whenever you use whatsapp, your number shows up on your profile, I think I'm going make a google voice number and make that as my whatsapp number.

[Linyjo]

Yes they're safe from a security point of view, but if I was you I would try to choose an older driver when coming back from the clock tower late at night, because a few of the younger guys who took me back to Bocagrande drove like total lunatics. Plus many don't even have seatbelts! I think they must be in cahoots with the brake pad suppliers in the local area, so much gunning it and slamming on the brakes constantly 10 feet before the lights!

It's always a race to the next light, through intersections without stopping and a honk at anything else on the road. Can be terrifying if you look, I try to just put my head down.

Price was discussed earlier thread. It was 8,000 anywhere from centro to Hilton. Going the entire way or just 4 blocks, same minimum rate. Didn't matter day or night, air con or not. 8,000.

Was 25,000 from airport to El Ligueto.

[Linyjo]

Okay much appreciated! Another question, I'll try to learn some Spanish but is there some list here for common phrases to use when negotiating with a girl, making sure she knows exactly what I want?

You can pre load phrases and text in translator. Just spend a few minutes putting exactly what you want in a text and it is always there at your fingertips.

It can cause problems to say a few phrases in Spanish and then not understand any of her responses.

They are used to dealing with gringos, it's never been a problem for me.

[Linyjo]

I've seen whatsapp is the best way of reaching out to the girls but as far as I know you can't have two profiles on a phone and I'd like to keep contacts for future trips. I don't want to compromise my personal life by giving them my real phone number so what are you guys doing?

Whatsapp is the best way to contact with girls there. No need for two accounts, just use the one you have. Delete or save them for next trip when done.

This is the best option if you have a phone from your cellular provider. I'm on Verizon, so my phone is locked, using a different sim card won't work.

I hear that they can unlock your phone but never tried it, didn't think it worth the hassle, especially since I'm not fluid in Spanish, so whatsapp and translator is a much better option for me.

[Linyjo]

I always forget to upload the picture with the story.

Here is Tabitha, my short time relief.

[Linyjo]

Thursday morning and I wake in a pile of sweat. I grab the remote for the A / C and see that the girl must have turned it off in the night. Maybe she figured it was the only way she could get me hot. A few clicks down to 16 and I head off to the bathroom carrying a mini hangover. Too many beers and too much rum will do that to you. A long [CodeWord134], a solid [CodeWord116] and a few advil will fix this.

It is early for me, around 8 am. I don't usually get up this early when on vacation but I think the heat in the room made me get up. A quick shower and I head back to my room feeling mostly awake and slightly erect. The room has cooled down and the girl has now stirred. I bring her some water and she heads off to the bathroom. I turn on the television to some music channel and lay back to relax and wait. She comes back showered, wearing a towel and lays down next to me. Some minor petting back and forth and I lay down between her spread legs, with my head on her thigh. She has a huge smile, probably thinking I am going to lick her but I have not had enough opportunity to do a thorough inspection so I am not putting my face in there. I dribble some spit on her lips and use my hands and fingers to tease her for a little while. I get some moans and a little butt shake and when I look up at her, I see she is watching TV over my shoulder.

This kind of pissed me off a bit. What a fucking wack cad she is. I think, it's time for my number three and get this beast out of here. I roll over onto my knees and put out my hand. She takes my hand and I pull her up on her knees. Her hand goes to my erection and I grab a pillow and throw it on the floor next to the bed, opposite the mirror side, I don't want the view.

I nudge her and point to the pillow on the floor and she stiffly gets down on her knees. I sit on the edge of the bed and guide her head down to my lap. The mechanical bobbing starts immediately. This girls has zero game but I don't care anymore. I'm thinking, let's just get this done so I can move on. I'm trying to play with her tits but her elbows are dug into my thighs, trying to hold herself up. She is a bigger girl than I am use to and I am not use to the weight on my thighs. I try to adjust her a bit to relieve the pressure but she is so daft, she doesn't understand what I am trying to accomplish or simply doesn't care.

I take her hands off my rod and place them on my thighs and guide her head back down. Let's try some no hands blowjob for a bit. She is capable and giving it a go with a little help from me. She goes about half way and comes back up for air so I am now giving a little thrust on the down stroke to get deeper in her mouth. She is resisting a little and making a mini gag sound. Come on girl, that's not gagging. I put my hand on the back of her head and double team the push down on the head and the thrust up to get some real gag reflex. She does not seem to enjoy that and although I have been too much of a gentleman up to this point, I don't care. Possibly a small part of me is enjoying and liking the fact that she is not enjoying it. I don't like going to work sometimes, bear down and get through it chica. She plays along for a little while, over dramatic gagging. Come on, there's barely a tear in your eye, it can't be that bad.

She is trying to hold hands with me, I guess to get my hands off the back of her head. Her mechanical bobbing is slowing and she is stopping for more and more breaks. I am getting closer to the finish and I give her the, I am close hand signal, just a little more. She keeps sitting up and stretching and flexing her jaw and mouth with that pitiful look on her face. My patience long past empathy, I am going to drive through and finish this. Alternating between mechanical bobbing and jaw stretching, this episode has gone on for close to 40 minutes. With a big sigh and a sheepish look, she throws her hands up in the air and fast talks Spanish. I say ya ya baby and OK OK while just pushing her head back down into my lap. She tried for another few minutes and then stops again. Now she is getting up off the floor. I grab translator and ask what she is doing. She says she can't do it anymore, he jaw and mouth are sore from all the sucking, she says she promises she will finish it this afternoon and she heads back to the bathroom.

I throw on some underwear and lay back in bed, flipping channels on the TV until I find an English speaking news channel. Having written this one off, I am more hungry than frustrated at this point. In perfect timing I get a text from Maria, she has sent a few pictures and asks if we are still on for today. Fuck ya baby, I need a change more than she could ever know. Her pictures show a 20 year old sexy looking 90 pound sit and spin. Small breasts, thin waist, flat stomach and a perfectly beautiful face. She says she can be on the 11 am bus and be here by 1 pm. I get the feeling that I would be coming before she got my pants down so I figure I got a problem on my hands, a two day erection that I need to complete before I see her. I don't want to embarrass myself or disappoint her when she gets here. I am going to need more time. I tell her I am going out and to take the 1 pm bus, she could be here around 3 pm instead. OK she says, I will text you before I get on the bus. I tell her perfect baby, see you later.

Energized I am fully awake now. Out into the kitchen for some fruit, leftovers and some orange juice. Wingman and girl are now up, joining me in the kitchen. Wingman heads to patio and girlfriend asks me how things went. I just say, she quit on me. Surprised, angered and shocked she asks what I mean. I tell her about round 1 and 2 and how I let it go until the morning. Then I tell her about the morning and how she claimed I was taking too long and her mouth, throat and jaw were hurting. She said, well from what I have heard from my sister last year, you are well endowed but as far as she is concerned that is a good thing, who doesn't like a nice cock? I replied, your sister in law and we both just lost it laughing too loud and too long. She said she would gladly finish what her sister in law started. I said thanks but no thanks and explained me and my friend have rules that wouldn't allow that. She said she could call a friend and I politely declined.

Sister in law comes from bathroom and snuggles up to me with her arm around me. Wings girl is just staring at her with bad eyes and a about of Spanish goes back and forth. Wings girl walks off shaking her head and sister in law never loses her smile, living in an alternate reality I guess.

I join the others on the patio and we make small talk about what we are going to do for the rest of the week. Sister in law is hovering around and lingering about. I wonder what the hell she is still doing here. I go to my room, watch TV and contact a girl from my phone. We had made plans to get together last year but things went so well with Claudia, I never got away. I explain in short form what happened and tell her I need a day time friend to fix this. She tells me, come over and I will fix the problem. I've got exactly what you need. It sounds like you will be quick, it you only want oral, I will do the favor for 80,000 ($29). She sends me an updated picture and I tell her I'm all for it. She tells me she is just up the street, I can come to her place or she will come to me. With broken jaw still lingering about, I tell her I will come to her. She is in the building across from the police kiosk, ten buildings away on the corner before you get Hollywood beach. I tell her I will be there in half an hour.

Sister in law comes in, tells me she had a great time and asks if it's ok if she goes now. Honey, you have no idea how OK that is, I tell her no problem. She tells me she needs to go home and change because a friend invited her to hang out at the pool later that day. Whatever, I don't give a shit, have a great day I tell her. Do you have my money she asks? I say sure and get up to get her some scratch. I hand her 250,000 ($90) and 10,000 ($4) for a taxi. She says the taxi is 15,000 ($5) and asks if there is any tip. I say yes there is, here's a tip, learn to enjoy to suck a dick or find a different job. She just smiles at me, takes the money, kisses me on the lips and heads on out the door. Nothing phases this beast.

I take another quick shower, get dressed and head out to patio. I tell wingman I got a date, see you in an hour and you owe me 260,000 ($94) and a blowjob. He says he has the money but I am not getting the blowjob without taking him to dinner and a bunch of alcohol first. He asks where I am going and I say I got a date and start to leave. He looks confused and his girl has a wry smile on her face. Enjoy yourself she says and off I go.

A short walk down the street and I am in the elevator heading up to see Tabitha. She greets me at the door wearing the nightgown she showed in the picture. Beautiful young girl, nice see size breast, a great stomach and nice ass. She gives me a kiss and asks if I want a drink. I ask for juice and she comes back with orange juice and some vodka asking if I want? I say sure and she pours a bit too much into the juice. We share the glass and she starts rubbing my legs and up under the pant legs of my shorts. Feeling I am ready, she asks if I want to go to the bedroom. I say I am OK here and pull the bowtie that is holding her nightie closed. A nice set of hooters pop out and I can see her flat stomach. She starts nibbling my neck, licking my chest and working on getting my pants unbuckled.

She pulls off my pants and underwear and sits on my lap facing me with my erection in her hands. Hmmm, nice cock she says, stroking me and pushing her tits into my face. She works her way down to her knees in front of me and starts licking up and down my shaft until a little pre cum shows. She happily laps it up and goes to town on me. A great variation of licking, stroking, full throat along with some great sounds of slurping, gagging and moans. Ten minutes later I am tapping on the top of her head to warn her I am there. She pops her mouth off, puts me between her breasts and jerks me off to a finish. I came hard with a velocity like when I was 25, shooting all the way over her head and onto her face and lips. She drops her head back down on me to drain the last of it, squeezing my balls and licking the head. Exhausted I just sit back on couch with a stupid smile on my face, panting like a dog in the Florida sun. She gets up, grabs a towel and comes back in to let me watch her wipe it all away from her hair, face and lips. She then uses the towel to clean me up and lays on the couch with her head on my thigh, offering me a smoke.

Amigo, eso fue una gran carga. Pobre, ¿qué te hizo ella? She says into my phone. Which translated to, Friend that was a big load. You poor thing, what did she do to you? I told her that was having sex 4 times without finishing over 2 days. She told me to come see her anytime, she wanted to sit on my big cock. I tell her I will see her again before I leave.

I get dressed and fish out 120,000 ($43) and hand it to her. She said no, we agreed to 80,000 ($29), that would be plenty, you were only here half an hour. I told her she was worth every penny and thanked her for being so good at it. She said she enjoyed it and made me promise to come back because she really wanted to fuck me. No problem baby, I will make some time and come back, I am still in town 5 more days. That's what you said last time and never showed she said, with a sharp finger jab into my stomach. I gave her a big kiss on the lips and cupped and squeezed that nice ass as I head out the door.

On jelly legs and in need of a nap, I stop at the store on my way back to the condo and grab some beer and smokes for wingman. As I walk back I already got Maria on my mind. I trust Claudia wouldn't steer me wrong and I got a good feeling about this one, really looking forward to her. I could see her face in my head both the big one and the little one.

I got this song I have not heard in years playing through my head by little river band, Reminiscing. I am singing it under my breath.

"Friday night it was late, I was walking you home.

We got down to the gate, I was dreaming of the night.

Would it turn out right?

How to tell you girl, I want to build my world around you.

Want to tell you that it's true.

I want to make you understand I'm talking about a lifetime plan.

Well that's the way it began, we were hand-in-hand.

Glen Miller's band was better than before.

We yelled and screamed for more.

And those Porter's tunes made us dance across the room.

It ended all too soon.

On the way back home I promised you'd never be alone.

Hurry, don't be late.

I can't hardly wait.

I said to myself when we're old.

We'll go dancing in the dark, walking through the park.

And reminiscing".

Was it a premonition of what's to come?

Was I suffering from a cum soaked delirium?

Little did I know at the time, the storm that was coming.

[YippieKayay]

I've seen whatsapp is the best way of reaching out to the girls but as far as I know you can't have two profiles on a phone and I'd like to keep contacts for future trips. I don't want to compromise my personal life by giving them my real phone number so what are you guys doing?

You can get a prepaid sim card in Colombia and just use a Colombian number.

What do you mean by compromise? It's just a phone number and you can block people on WhatsApp.