Thread: Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!
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05-19-19 13:43 #3284
Posts: 1222My Two Cents.
All experience is relative.
Recently a friend of mine who lives In LA where he is a successful film music composer came for a visit. Although not exactly an A- Lister he gets laid as often as wants there. More to the point he a well-traveled seasoned P4P player in Central and South America. But this was his first outing in the orient. Two weeks later totally knocked out by the experience vows he is coming back to live here and will now only marry a Thai girl.
OK I know I know that may change after the next visit or two but my point is that Thailand still remains for the first time visitor the same as it was 20 years ago a wonderful oasis full of culture, spirituality, beautiful girls, charm, culinary delights et al.
I have lived here over 20 years and yes of course it has changed. But I am aware I have also changed grown grumpier and less tolerant. Thing is I am aware of these changes and how they affect my perspective and as a result I try to adjust and compensate.
There were times like all expats and retirees when I got a bit fed up with the scene, increasing prices, immigration getting more of a hassle, P4P getting more opportunistic as the"age of innocence' fades but I have never felt an unwanted guest here among a wide circle of Thai friends and colleagues and I have never wanted to live anywhere else.
There may be a Shangri- La out there for those tired of living here because the good ole days are no more but for me this is it and always will be.
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05-19-19 10:50 #3283
Posts: 239Originally Posted by Goatscrot [View Original Post]
Back in Thailand and current day, if I have to choose between youth and looks and age and experience (which, apparently, we have to choose between), it's an easy choice for me. I take the 40 year old who fucks like a beast over the 20 year old starfish who wants 5000 baht short-time because she's pretty. Been there, done that. Always disgusted with it. The MILFs rely on their skills, not their looks, to do a good job.
To each his own.
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05-19-19 09:29 #3282
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by Goatscrot [View Original Post]
Finally after all those years, I have a hot GF (milfy age now), that is horny nearly every night. I did have the odd GF back home that was that horny, but they never lasted, as were just too crazy to cope with. I always thought female high sex drive was correlated with overly crazy semi-psycho behaviour. Just had the wrong girls. When younger hot Asian girls were available back home, there had to be something wrong. Why were they available? Obviously I was not handsome enough to be the ideal catch.
There are huge numbers of milfy Thai girls wanting to meet the right Farang very badly. It is stacked in our favour here. Maybe not so many young hot Thai girls are desperate for a farang BF or husband though. It maybe the case when they don't have prospects of anything better, or sick of unreliable Thai guys. Strangely many of these girls wanting a Farang, can't speak English. ha ha. Does not seem to make good sense. My Mrs has weak English too. She never envisaged getting a Farang guy permanently. I just refused to go away. Ha ha.
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05-18-19 23:55 #3281
Posts: 3679Originally Posted by Kuratla [View Original Post]
When I first came to Thailand in the late 90's I was on my first trip, in fact, a little disappointed. I expected the gals to be far sluttier and PSE like based on my experience with women back home. They weren't. Even though many of the gals had been in the biz for a time, their skills, knowledge of their own anatomy, and the male anatomy were very limited. In addition, almost none were experimental, almost all were quite conservative, and kink, well forget about it. But the variety, ease, youthfulness, and low cost; that was the attraction. Where else on the planet could you find a reasonable looking gal, baby free, for 12 to 25 USD, and at the same time live in a city where you could have a 5 star life on a 2-3 star budget, with easy visas and no stress at all. Don't bother anyone and they won't bother you. It truly was a paradise. Sorry for the digression.
As the GoGo and FL scene begin to change after the '06 coup, the age of the oilies began in earnest. Barons opened before that, but it was not until Tulip came on the scene and spawned Mango and Snow White that we truly entered an era where you could find a pretty fine looking gal that really gave a performance worthy of those gals back home. They were youngish, many baby free, had amazing skills, and some truly seemed to enjoy the kink, filth, and ability they had to really send a man home with his knees shaking. I'd often walk into one of the three parlors and have a hard time deciding who I wanted to take. The anticipation was quite the buildup to the payoff.
Thailand is a very dynamic place. In my almost two decades of residence here I have seen more changes than in my home in the last 40 years. Physical changes yes, but also changes in attitudes amongst the people in general. I don't think we farang have ever really been liked here, however we were tolerated as a necessity and at times a curiosity. Now with the hordes of mainlanders we are unnecessary and an annoyance. The looks we get now when walking down the street, the changes in immigration law, etc. Changes in the P4 P industry have been vast as well. The influx of more and more non-western punters has not only effected price, but attitudes towards the job, and performance as well. This combined with Thailands more culturally conservative thrust over the past 5 years has really made the "scene" less desirable in all aspects. We cannot dismiss the effect connectivity has on the hobby worldwide as well.
So to make a short story long, what is left to us at the present is a choice: good looking youngish gals who are expensive and for the most part mediocre at best when it comes to performance, or old MILFs who know how to throw the kitty. And sports fans, for me neither is a great option. So perhaps it is time to move on. South America seems to hold some promise, and also offers residency and citizenships that are far easier to obtain than Thailand. Going to do some traveling myself.
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05-18-19 04:22 #3280
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by EihTooms [View Original Post]
A vasectomy in the dictionary is "Thum Mun Chaay" where Chaay just means the male type (of sterilisation).
Without the rising tone, Man / Mun means potato or pronoun for "it". Ha ha. So tones matter a lot in Thai. I still forget the right tone for words rarely used, including this one. I had to check the correct tone. The problem for Farangs is when we hear the word we may well understand, but the tone does not register enough to imprinted into the automatic memory.
"Thum mun laew" is best since that is past tense meaning vasectomy has already been done.
Or "Tham man laew" if your letter "A" is pronounced German style.
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05-18-19 01:16 #3279
Posts: 239Originally Posted by Crocodilexp [View Original Post]
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05-17-19 20:51 #3278
Posts: 1232Originally Posted by Kuratla [View Original Post]
A working girl coming is nice, but they can fake it easily, and many do (can't blame them for that). However, that squirt Ying occasionally does, it's really memorable.
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05-17-19 17:10 #3277
Posts: 239Ying at Tulip
I first met Ying around 4 or 5 months ago. She was amazing and fucked the shit out of me. Made me cum 4 times (with pussy alone) in 2 hours. I haven't done that in more than 10 years so, obviously, I wanted to repeat with her. The 4 shot thing wasn't repeated (which I didn't expect) but I always have a great time with Ying. She's 40 years old, kind of pretty (or, in light of the majority of the girls at Tulip, bloody gorgeous in comparison), average Thai female height, weight in the low 50 kgs, from Chiang Mai, has minimal English (but surprises me sometimes with quotables like "Fuck me strong" or "Cum in my ass") is a beast in the sack, and is all the PSE you expect from Tulip.
I booked her for this afternoon and it was an awesome experience. In the shower, after soaping up my cock and ass, she wanted a "test run" and bent over. So I stuck it in, then and there. However, being rather tall and almost blind without my glasses, I put it in the wrong hole. She wasn't ready for that and it hurt with a declaration of "Jeb!" Dick out, she soaped up her asshole and said "Let's try again" and we did. Nice slippery, soapy, assfuck in the shower followed by a nice long blowjob. A2 M. Good stuff.
On the bed, I pleasured her the way she likes until she came. One good thing about repeating with a massage lady is that they know what you like and you know (if you care and I do) what they like. Reciprocal works for me.
She made cum twice today. Once in cowgirl and once with a sloppy long blowjob. She spit out the cum onto my dick and balls and then massaged them using my cum as lubricant until I was hard again and she got round 3 started. But time was almost up by then so a 2 shot day it was.
Great girl and always delivers. Couldn't give a higher recommendation.
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05-14-19 14:52 #3276
Posts: 5385Originally Posted by Syzygies [View Original Post]
It is the word that comes up when you enter the word "vasectomy" in Google Translate to translate English to Thai. And you can tap the speaker icon to hear how it is said.
I understand the meaning of "tha-man" is closer to "sterile" in English, as though it is the result of an accident or a birth defect rather than an elective surgery. But the girls seem to quickly know what I mean and will usually smile and give me a big thumbs up about it.
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05-14-19 13:21 #3275
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by EihTooms [View Original Post]
Plenty of girls got pregnant despite supposedly taking the pill. I have managed not to get any girl pregnant.
A recent HIV test is not 100% proof, but lowers the odds hugely, given a guy is not going to get it easily other than by needles, transfusions, or cock up the ass, or more than one of those risks. So she sees no needle marks and assesses you are not gay.
I have no clues if many guys are fucking ladyboy ass bareback or receiving and how high are the risks. I hope they are mostly smart enough not to do that.
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05-14-19 09:27 #3274
Posts: 5385Originally Posted by Syzygies [View Original Post]
Yeah, that last part is vague and cannot be known 100% by anyone. But I know that Thai girls are almost exclusively worried about HIV, despite the fact that they have likely never met an HIV positive customer or potential boyfriend. So if she says, "How do you know you're safe? You have so many ladies!", I've got a recent test result to show her. It doesn't work to overcome their fears every time, for sure. But it helps quite often. I might be the only punter they have ever met who can honestly say he's gotten a vasectomy AND has a recent HIV test result to show.
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05-14-19 09:23 #3273
Posts: 662Originally Posted by Syzygies [View Original Post]
I NEVER blame the girl for saying no. It is a very serious occupational hazard in their occupation and if I were a working girl, everything penetrative outside of oral would be encased in rubber / latex.
I supposed this makes me a big hypocrite for seeking out something I myself would not provide if roles were reversed. But if my tool didn't have the issues it has with the latex. I'd be perfectly content wearing latex (as it's safer for me too). So I'm envious of the guys who have no issues fucking several times a day wearing a rubber- or even once a day several days in a row. My first time after say a week plus of non sexual contact is generally fine with a rubber. If anything it makes me last longer (though not nearly as intense, feeling wise) - but after that first time, subsequent encasings in latex are invitations to disasters, and frankly, no longer feel good anymore.
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05-14-19 08:52 #3272
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by Tiradentes [View Original Post]
I am not lecturing, I just state the obvious reasons why a girl does not want it. It adds a risk for sure.
I am struggling to enjoy condom sex myself these days, particularly difficult for extended fucks. Viagra assist helps counteract the condom deadening effect for long fucks, but not a complete answer. I might be doing an ET and carrying my test certificate / printouts soon. Ha ha.
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05-14-19 05:39 #3271
Posts: 5385Originally Posted by Tiradentes [View Original Post]
But I have found BBFS+CIP to be easier to swing these days in Bangkok than it was 20-25 years ago. Of course, 20-25 years ago was the height of the HIV/AIDS pro-condom hysteria. However, it is certainly not a skate or easy to get in Thailand today as it is in other countries. One thing I have discovered is it is not easier to get among the groups you would ordinarily think it would be more likely to agree to it; street girls, so-called PSE shops, among older, worn out or less attractive ladies (see my Pattaya comment above). No. It has been easier for me to get an upfront agreement for it with younger, more fit, above average go-go dancers, regular girls (and often Freelancers) you meet working in restaurants, malls and on dating sites.
I would say from the total lack of positive replies to my questions in that post, there are zero places in Thailand where what I described is available and zero mamasans or papasans who know enough about their girls to point out which ones are up for it and zero chance the girls would let them know about it anyway. So much for the "Just ask the mamasans or papasans. Tell them what you want. They will steer you right. They've heard it all and won't be shocked" bit of advice I've been reading and hearing re P4P destinations most of my life but has never turned out to be true.
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05-14-19 03:58 #3270
Posts: 241Originally Posted by EihTooms [View Original Post]