Bogota Reports

[Bango Cheito]

I appreciate your reports, I really do, but is there something wrong with you and your friends? I mean, are you all competing to see which one can get robbed, drugged or beaten the most often in the Primer de Mayo area? You tell everyone to avoid the area, but it appears you and your friends go there every chance you get.

What's the attraction? Why go back, again and again to a place where, according to your reports, one of you is practically guaranteed to get robbed? I can understand going once, but after so many bad experiences, why do you keep going back?

This guy is full of it, and I've never done this before in 19 years on the forum, but if he keeps talking ish on here I'm going to report him as a troll.

I've been here for a decade and a half now, live right next to la 1 de mayo, and have even taken other forum members there.

There is no risk in this part of town THAT YOU won't FIND ANYWHERE ELSE IN THIS CITY OR THIS COUNTRY.

As a matter of fact, the north of Bogota has MANY MORE incidents of people being slipped Mickey Finns than the south does.

People need to stop spreading obvious lies on here.

[Bango Cheito]

I'll be visiting Bogata early July for about a week. I want to get a 2 bedroom Airbnb, what's the best way to ask if it's OK to bring in working girls? LOL.

Just put 2 guests when booking the Airbnb and you should be in the clear. If there are any issues tell them "puse 2 invitados por que de pronto voy a tener compañia de vez en cuando" (I put 2 guests because I may be having company from time to time).

[Starlord1]

Yes, these barkers scream and yell at every poor soul that happens by, single or in a group does not matter, gringo or black or chino or Colombian does not matter. My MO now is that I tell them firmly No Gracias, if they continue to follow me down the street or god forbid attempt to touch me I say FUCK OFF YOU MARICON! Only thing I found that works.

A few weeks back in Troya I got into an argument with the biggest bouncer in the club, giving me an attitude, what a fucking rollo he is, and I am looking down at him and only then he backed off. Size matters.

The Tall Man.

I don't mean to be that guy tall man but size doesn't matter LOL those two guys robbed you right LOL obviously they weren't intimidated by your size LOL be careful and stay safe.

[Balboa]

I have an opportunity to visit Bogota for a day during a layover from flights from another South American country back to North America. It's not a great layover as I would arrive around noon and fly out again at 11 pm. Given these time constraints, how should I best use my time to get some quick action in town before I have to get back to the airport?

Taxi to Energy and / or New Life.

Wrong city.

[Mechanic88]

I'll be visiting Bogata early July for about a week. I want to get a 2 bedroom Airbnb, what's the best way to ask if it's OK to bring in working girls? LOL.

[Big Boss Man]

Another quick update on first time in Bogota: Went back to Abadubai Spa. Once again, gorgeous girls. Four girls at 11 am. Made my selection, then asked about BBBJ. She offered me a beverage (water), then got down to business. Top notch session for one hour including DFK, DATY, BBBJ, and covered full service for total of 240 k. Enthusiasm for DATY seemed completely legit. She was even instructing me on how hard, etc. Still had about 10 min left after session, so she offered a fairly decent amateur massage, then I was given a towel, fresh slippers in plastic wrap, and a bag of shampoo, comb, q-tips, and led to a clean hot shower. Brought my wallet / phone with me, but left my clothes in the room. Came back to room and changed. Total visit was about 90 minutes. She then asked me if she could give me her number. All in all, very successful visit. I'm inclined to just keep going back until I run out of girls. I realize the price is higher than Santa Fe, but if you multiply 70 k /20 min price of Santa Fe club girl by 3, you get 210 k /60 min. And 240 k at Abadubai includes BBBJ and very nice clean safe surroundings. Excellent option for daytime. Apparently, they are open 9 a-9 p, so I may just go twice today!

However there is one to avoid. https://www.absolutspa.com.co/spa-ma...oticos-bogota/.

I have gone twice and have had bad experiences both times. It is too bad because they do have some eye candy in their lineup.

[The Tall Man]

My last visit to Bogota / Santa Fe I too stayed at Hotel San Francisco, good price and convenient location as it is a 7 or 8 block walk, and free breakfast and free parking for my car to boot!

A big turn off for me are the "barkers" on the streets trying to get you into their club, very very very aggressive and annoying, I actually had 2 or 3 and even at times 4 surround me as I walked by and they followed me for half a block, after 2 or 3 days every night like this it got to the point hat I told them to fuck off as nothing else worked, they were all deff to my "no gracias", after literally a thousand times saying "no gracias" in a polite but firm manner I just tell them to fuck off. It is that bad, the worst I have experienced in all of Colombia.

The Tall Man.

Did you see them doing the same to Colombian guys?

Yes, these barkers scream and yell at every poor soul that happens by, single or in a group does not matter, gringo or black or chino or Colombian does not matter. My MO now is that I tell them firmly No Gracias, if they continue to follow me down the street or god forbid attempt to touch me I say FUCK OFF YOU MARICON! Only thing I found that works.

A few weeks back in Troya I got into an argument with the biggest bouncer in the club, giving me an attitude, what a fucking rollo he is, and I am looking down at him and only then he backed off. Size matters.

The Tall Man.

[Santrago]

Trip report for the first few days in Bogota: The first night, I connected with Woodman09 for a 4 hour tour of Santa Fe. First, let me say that this was money very well spent. He knows the place inside and out. We visited about 8 clubs. The standout club was Troya, but several of the clubs had great girls and live action in the club. When I say live action, I mean girls totally nude rubbing their pussies on the faces of the guys right next to me. Pretty much full on nasty. I took one girl from Troya and one girl from the street. Woodman09 waited patiently for me while I was sessioning with the girls.

I would not recommend going to Santa Fe alone. I've been in some sketchy places in SE Asia, but a night in Santa Fe felt much more likely to end with a knife attack or a mugging. Just contact Woodman09. His guide service is much cheaper than losing a phone or losing a limb. He's great company, too. I'm afraid I'm not the raucous party sort of guy and I like long GFE sessions, so Santa Fe didn't work that well for me, but again, if you want tons of choice, a loud drunken party atmosphere, and 20 minutes of heaven for the lowest price I've ever seen anywhere in the world, then Santa Fe with Woodman09 could be paradise to you. Very glad I had the experience.

Hey man,

I have la Celestina in what's app they post frequently girls pics, they are doing a promo for the people who contact them on telegram (at lacelestinacol). I tried myself la Celestina once in motel secret calle 62 and 15-51, in case where are you staying is not chica friendly. Enjoy Bogota!

[Blue Touch]

Taxi to Energy and / or New Life.

I have an opportunity to visit Bogota for a day during a layover from flights from another South American country back to North America. It's not a great layover as I would arrive around noon and fly out again at 11 pm. Given these time constraints, how should I best use my time to get some quick action in town before I have to get back to the airport?

[SimonSixSigma]

Finished my trip, both good and bad. First of all, many thanks to Woodman, he is an awesome guide and gave many useful suggestions. And it is nice to meet Simon, and skinyCrazy though we didn't have the chance to meet.

Hotel, I stayed in hotel San Fransisco. It is walking distance to the SF scene and all major museums, mount Montserrat. It's half price of IBIS, and the room is okay, though it's little noisy and not so good breakfast. I don't think they have any trouble to bring a guest, though I didn't do it, but I did see some pretty chicas registered at the front desk.

Taxi, from airport to hotel costs 25,000. I didn't take the taxis who asked inside the terminal. Instead, I waited in the taxi line outside. When back to the states, from hotel to airport, the taxi charged 30,000. I have him 40,000 and he only returned back 5,000. So he just decided the tip by himself. I would like to repeat Woodman's suggestion, have enough small Bills, so they don't take the advantage.

Chicas, very nice! I am glad to say that the pretty faces, energy, attitudes, prices of SF girls is the best place in my not long mongering list. Had sessions with Columbia, Venezuelan chicas, as young as 19 and as old as 31. You can find many types of chicas, very pretty, thin, chubby, young, old, black, white, trans, hahaha, though I don't have enough time / man energy to try all of them. I will leave it to next trip. The club girl prices around 70/80,000. One girl asked 100,000 and I negotiated to 80,000. However she directly took the 20,000 change from the room door man and didn't give it to me. I didn't complain. The session was very good. So I forgive her, and will bring exact amount of money instead of two big notes and wait for changes..

Really sorry to hear about your mugging incident. I felt safe but your experience is good enough reminder to me about the reality of the situation. I purchased a cheap 200 USD moto phone and kept my iPhone in hotel. Second day also kept my cards at the hotel room. I guess its better to be paranoid than to lose something to mugging.

But really glad to hear you had a great time. I am in Medellin and right now enjoying the FB chicas.

[Woodman09]

What's the rate of short time hotel there? Thanks.

You can get a room for 30,000 pesos Normandie on KR 15 I hear, Also around the corner at Alcala probably same. You can find a room in one of the many ho hotels for that too.

[Woodman09]

I have an opportunity to visit Bogota for a day during a layover from flights from another South American country back to North America. It's not a great layover as I would arrive around noon and fly out again at 11 pm. Given these time constraints, how should I best use my time to get some quick action in town before I have to get back to the airport?

Santa Fe could be good as you can get there in 20 minutes from El Dorado AP. You could get a Streetie sweetie or go to Attunes or Troya.

Another idea is La Mezzanine depending on day cab there is 30+ minutes. Best days for La Mezzanine is Monday- Friday after 1 pm.

[ShinyCrazy]

Twice in one day at Abadubai. Went back later in the day and chose a different girl.

In case you need names, the first girl I sessioned with was Paula, thin figure with small pert breasts, probably around 19-20, very pretty face with delicate features.

Next girl (first one today) was Brianna, also around 19-20, who was very enthusiastic, awesome large areolae with rock hard pointy nipples. Great kisser.

Next girl (second one today) was Luna, 22, spoke fluent English. Had a ton of tattoos and streaks of purple in her (mostly) blonde hair. She was very very wet after DATY. Was like a slip and slide. 210 k for one hour of GFE, including BBBJ. Afterward, she told me about her personal experience with the "romance" of the Escobar days. She loves him, like the Robin Hood for poor Colombians, even though he had her grandfather killed! I mentioned how much safer Colombia is now (low homicide rate), and she told me that it is just the opposite. She can't go back to her village near Medellin, because it is too dangerous. When she was growing up it was safe for normal people who weren't involved in the drug trade, or so she says. Quite a story. Eye-opener!

In short, every girl I've tried there has been a home run for me: real GFE. Now here's the next problem: After selecting Luna for my second round today, I received a flurry of a dozen WhatsApp messages from Brianna (the first girl today). She's jealous, she can't believe I didn't pick her again, she sucks me better than Luna, etc. Plan is to go back again tomorrow, try whomever I haven't done yet, but it could get hairy!

By the way, here are a few general mongering tips I've learned along the way:

For Santan3, who had his phone stolen. I bring an old iPhone that I use for mongering. I have a Google Fi account for that phone, that way I don't have to look for a SIM card in every country I visit. I can hit the ground running. I install WhatsApp, Uber, Google Translate, Google Maps, TripAdvisor (for restaurants, museums, etc). Pretty much all I need to survive. I keep my "real" iPhone in my hotel safe, so if the first phone is stolen, I could immediately "brick" the old one and I'm back in action.

Bring your favorite condoms. I am partial to Trojan Ecstasy. They are mildly snug at the base, but incredibly loose otherwise. Sounds weird and looks like it is too big, but it actually feels as close as you can get to no condom. You might want to try the Double Ecstasy. They have lube inside and out and it tastes like shit, apparently. I have had several girls take them off and just blow me bare because they tasted so bad! Bonus!

Bring a little bottle of cologne. Spray it behind your ears right before you visit. If you get a chance, spray some on your junk, too. Bring some Listerine Breath Strips. Take one right before you visit. Smelling good goes a long way towards a great session.

[ShinyCrazy]

Given my experience over the last week, I would go to Abadubai Spa. Open 9 a-9 p. Has anywhere from 4-6 girls, all quite pretty, young, and I was quoted 180 k for covered sex / BJ, 210-240 k uncovered BJ. Clean nice facilities and you can even have a shower after your session. Ideal for a quick daytime layover. Guaranteed good experience.

I have an opportunity to visit Bogota for a day during a layover from flights from another South American country back to North America. It's not a great layover as I would arrive around noon and fly out again at 11 pm. Given these time constraints, how should I best use my time to get some quick action in town before I have to get back to the airport?

[Exoticspirit]

I have an opportunity to visit Bogota for a day during a layover from flights from another South American country back to North America. It's not a great layover as I would arrive around noon and fly out again at 11 pm. Given these time constraints, how should I best use my time to get some quick action in town before I have to get back to the airport?