Puerto Vallarta

[Pqboo]

I Spent some time in Puerto Vallarta in early May. Cinco de Mayo and all the parties adds a touch of excitement to a party city it's like putting a cherry on your whip cream!

I was looking for a special girl to have a girlfriend experience. I checked out a website that I'd used before, Mileroticos.com and right there on the front page was this knock-out, Katy. She's white and very female, speaks fluent English, she's intelligent, and she has a quirky sense of humor. I contacted her and she came to my hotel. From her pictures, I expected a pretty girl, but she is a blonde hair beauty. Nice, tight athletic body, proportioned breasts and playful nipples. She is just an amazing woman.

Among her skills, she really knows how to please a man or a woman and I really needed the total treatment. She knew just what I needed and she gave it all to me.

I'm hoping that she won't be booked up when I head off to Puerto Vallarta in July.

[PatrickLloyd13]

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[George03]

I made a quick trip early May. I connected again with Ana from Los Antorches. She is in mid 20's, very attractive, GFE all the way, BBBJ, multiple positions, massage afterwards. I had her digits from a previous trip, otherwise, it would have been slim pickin's at LA the day I went. Couldn't connect with Jaki from mileroticos the last trip, but I did this time. It was well worth it. If your not into mid 40's up, she may not be for you. She came to the hotel, 1500 pesos was the fee, I gave a tip, about $10 US, maybe more. She is in great shape, has soft implants. Looks like a regular women upon arrival, so I avoided the guest fee. Great conversation afterward. I walked past Guatemala one night, I saw someone that I would have definitely been interested in, but was too tired that evening. Not sure how that area works. My visits to PV are mostly for a getaway, but good to have a couple of contacts.

[Lovernotafghtr]

Just got jumped for not wanting to pay 65 pesos for bottled water. Yes I know I should just paid which I ended up doing.

I paid 250 peso cover charge which came with a shot. They were charging 4000 pesos for FS so I left. I was drunk and didn't think I had to pay for the water which I ending up doing.

Like an American I told them to call the police, the police was already there and he pretty much made me pay. He said he couldn't help me even after they jumped me.

The club is on. Av. Francisco Medina Ascencio. It shows up as Karma on street view. Its across from Villas varta hotel. Just do your self a favor and stay away from here.

[Makon Make]

Okay I'm back and all settled in, a little rundown of my trip. I already posted on Coni, it was a fun experience but not sure I would return, across the road from there you will find a 40 something blonde who is pretty aggressive on the street to get you in for a massage, I went upstairs with her to discuss and she gave me the run down, I told her I didn't care about a massage I just wanted a CBJ and she agreed to 500 pesos, not sure of her name or the name of the place but she is directly across the street from where the Coni girls sit at the table, if she is there you will notice. I ran by Guatemala street one evening and nothing there seemed to be hoping, I ran by LA and it seemed to not be open that day, no cruise ship was in town so there is that. I ran several messages with girls off of the internet, one actually tried blackmailing me, a little weird but blocked them and never heard back, be careful with Whatsapp. The best part of the trip was when staying in the hotel zone, there are a ton of massage parlors between Office Depot and David Alfaro Road inside of this huge shopping center, I'm talking like 10 at least, almost all are doing 350 peso 75 minute massages, some legit, some not, Massage Iztel was the best, anyone offering 4 hand was great too. That was all of the places I got to check out, be safe and have fun.

[Aftermidnight]

I stopped by Coni Spa during my trip to Puerto Vallarta two weeks ago. This was my second visit there, after visiting last year at this time also. Just like my first visit, I got an OK massage but great sex with a beautiful girl. Most of the girls I've seen at massage parlors in PV are very plain-looking but in my two visits to Coni both girls have been beautiful. The girl I saw two weeks ago was named Daniela. Pretty face, great attitude, and a killer body! Her boobs were amazing to suck on, which I'd estimate to be probably around 36-38 DD and all natural. At Coni their prices are 1000 pesos for a handjob, 1500 for a blowjob, and 2500 for sex. 2500 pesos to bang Daniela was well worth it in my opinion. What impressed with about Coni, in addition to the high quality girls they have there, is how honest they are. During my first visit there last year, I don't remember how much they told me a straight massage was when I first got there, but after I had finished my session I started to pay the girl up at the front counter for the cost of the massage in addition to the 2500 pesos, but both her and the girl I had my session with stopped me and told me that the 2500 pesos covered both the massage and sex. That really impressed me and I thanked them for their honesty. They could have easily taken advantage of the situation by accepting the additional pesos I had started to pay them and I would have never known. I'll definitely go back to Coni on my next visit to Puerto Vallarta.

[Jakers1980]

I decided rather than screwing with the strip clubs and worrying about my terrible Spanish to just book with Jaki. Glad I did. She was amazing. Great body. Super willing. And a lot of fun. We went to blu (little short time hotel that you just pull into he garage) took an hour. I definitely enjoyed myself. She gives one of the best blowjobs I've ever had. I will definitely see her again.

[PVMonger]

Any recommendations on where to go during the slow season. I'm here now and I would assume all of the info during the busy time will be the same now.

The same places are all open. Las Antorchas will be dead unless there's a cruise ship in port.

[Jakers1980]

Any recommendations on where to go during the slow season. I'm here now and I would assume all of the info during the busy time will be the same now.

[Makon Make]

Boots on the ground, hit Coni first thing this morning because it was a 5 min walk.

Two 6 ish women working. I don't know the name of the one I chose but she was cute. I speak no Spanish but got an one hour massage, topples with all the touching and mouth action I wanted and a he for 1000. Great massage and a pro at her job.

[Makon Make]

Anyone going to be in town these days? Would love to grab a beer.

[BigNocker]

Ventured into Coni Spa yesterday. It's been a year since I've tried them. Last year I got a topless he for $850 pesos. This year, they are in a slightly different space, still near the original on Basillo Badero. A nice looking young "manager" (she was at least an 8) took me back and asked what I wanted, "Oral? Ass?" I said I was just looking for an hour massage with a he. She said it would be $1,500. I was a bit taken aback, but as I speak very little Spanish, was very horny, and have poor negotiating skills, I agreed. I laid on the table for something like 10 minutes before someone came in. She started on the massage, then started on the upsell. I looked up and was disappointed that it wasn't my 8, but a bit younger girl who was about a 5. She said she could do the massage "sin ropa" for another $500. Well, I know enough Spanish to know what that means, so I again agreed and she did have a nice little body and be+ cups. The massage was so-so, and she was at least nice, and enthusiastic about the hand job. But still. I couldn't help but feel a little fleeced even though I was a willing participant. So, is this the going rate these days?

Spent 3 months in PV this winter and spent a number of days out at the spas. Best recommendation is do not wait for them to ask for upgrades but set the tone right up front. I noticed if I waited for the girl to ask if I wanted extra service once they started they tried to milk me for a little more cash. Ask for a specific service up front and tell them expectations. Example, I went into lotus one day (by Rio Hotel) and asked for a sexy massage. When the girl came in she left her bra and panties on. I asked her to take everything off before she started massage. Also asked how long massage was so it was not a quick 15 min. And then roll over. I also make a point to say good massage, good tip. The Coni girls rotate places they work at. Either at serenity or Lotus or the one on December 5. Yes always nice to have a 8-10 give the service but I had a couple of 5's that I used the above process and Anna and Shasha put the extra effort into the service to make the service worth the cash. Even if they ask to upgrade to FS during the massage, set the price. Worse thing they can do is say no. If any one else needs extra recommendations let me know.

[Makon Make]

Thinking of hitting Coni while in old town but not sure about paying 1500 pesos for a he, possibly going up to Guatemala and see what is going on there.

In the hotel zone I have chatted with several women off of Mileroticas, skokka and Craigslist, been quoted anywhere from 800 to 4000 and most said they prefer to meet at Blu. May try LA because cruise ships will be in town while we are there.

So are the women on these sites legit? Jaki is the only one I can really find solid reviews on and she is older than I'm looking for, but will make an exception if needed. Also would love to find a good local type places, I loved what I read about Golden Boy but it seems to be closed.

Based on your research, what is your preliminary road map? I will comment on it after you post it.

[Scubatoo]

Okay I've searched the forums and researched a ton of stuff on here and I've noticed some of the places from a couple of years ago seem to be closed now.

I will be staying with the ball and chain two nights, Sat and Sun in Old Town and 5 nights in an all inclusive in the hotel zone.

I will be booking the ball and chain some spa time during the day so that will be my only chance to sneak away to play, I plan on visiting Coni but would love any advice on day time fun to be had, bars, local bars, streets to walk, thanks a ton in advance.

Based on your research, what is your preliminary road map? I will comment on it after you post it.

[Makon Make]

Okay I've searched the forums and researched a ton of stuff on here and I've noticed some of the places from a couple of years ago seem to be closed now.

I will be staying with the ball and chain two nights, Sat and Sun in Old Town and 5 nights in an all inclusive in the hotel zone.

I will be booking the ball and chain some spa time during the day so that will be my only chance to sneak away to play, I plan on visiting Coni but would love any advice on day time fun to be had, bars, local bars, streets to walk, thanks a ton in advance.